Sports Scatterbrained

Okay, so I have a few things running around in my head...First, let's get into this stupid fucker Brett Favre...The other day he decided to go on the radio and give Aaron Rogers a back-handed compliment...Saying that the last Packers team he was a part of, was "The Best team I had ever been on"...So he was "Surprised he (Rogers) didn't win a Super Bowl sooner." A couple things Favre neglected was, that a number of those guys were gone once Rogers took over...And then LeRoy Butler pointed out on ESPN NFL 32, that Favre had said his Vikings team was "The best team he had ever been on."

Oh silly Brett...You just miss having your name in the news...Butler made it clear that he thought Rogers is a better QB...Butler went on to trash Favre, pointing out how he never helped, reached out to, or worked with Rogers...He also said, "He (Favre) is right, Aaron got to sit and watch, and learn from Brett...Learn what not to do!" The only thing Butler left out, was calling Favre a fucking small-dicked, douchebag, fucking asshole...It's clear Brett was not a favorite in the locker room...

Please Favre, just go away and stay away...

-Now, To the hot button topic here in the Cleve...Peyton Hillis...So the Browns had been working on renegotiating his contract...I had no idea why it was taking so long...He's the best player on the team, fucking pay him...Well it turns out his agent ticked off the bosses...So they redid 3 other players deals...TE Evan Moore, who they don't use enough...Average LB Chris Gocong...And DL Ahtyba Rubin...I have no problem with these guys, but Hillis carried the offense last year, and honestly, with the lack of receiving weapons, Hillis should be carrying the offense again...But they haven't given him the touches...

Then Hillis had Strep Throat...He missed the Miami game because of it...Now, Strep can be bad...Especially if you're rocking the high fever that comes with it at times...But Then we found out Center, Alex Mack played Sunday while sick...How sick? He had his appendix removed Monday...Pretty fucking sick I guess!

So the rumors have swirled that Hillis was faking and was trying to take some kind of half-assed contract stance when he sat out with Strep...Hillis doesn't seem like that type of guy, but the rumors kept swirling...SO his idiot agent went on the radio, and said he told a very sick Hillis to not play...WTF!

All of this proves one thing...You shouldn't renegotiate contracts during the season...The shit becomes a distraction...Now everyone is wondering is Hillis not getting the touches he should, because of the contract talks...Everyone is wondering if Hillis was dogging it...Some think the Browns will trade Hillis...It's fucking nuts...

The Browns need to realize that if they lose Hillis or trade him, the majority of fans will go bat-shit, fucking crazy...They finally have a player they identify with...A player that gave them hope and patience for the future...The front office can't blow this...Hillis' agent needs to realize, he should shut his mouth, and he also shouldn't be trying to get Adrian Peterson money...His guy only had 1 big year...Hillis, needs to play Football, and make the most of his touches...Erase any doubt anyone had about him...

Okay kids!?!

-Next, TCU hasn't even played a game in the Big East, and they have already told the conference to eat a dick...They have excepted an offer they should have gotten a couple year ago...They are heading to the "Big 12"...Yes, the Big 12 wants to save themselves and finally gave TCU some love...If they weres smart, they'd reach out to Boise State next...

And the Big Least, well they are disappearing...They will have 6 teams left...If they don't act fast, they will lose their automatic BCS bowl bids...But who are they going to get? Rip teams from the MAC of Conference USA...So then they'll just be an even more watered down conference...Best move...Close up shop...USF, UConn, Rutgers, Louisville, Cincinnati, and West Virginia, find yourselves a new home, with one of the big guns...Lets get this 4 "Super Conference" thing done!

-The Chicago White Sox named Robin Ventura their new manager...Good luck, but you know what...Ventura could win 3 World Series as the White Sox manager, but I'll remember him best for getting his ass kicked by old man Nolan Ryan!




Later, the Beeze.

Monday Moaning

Three cheers for whoever made the call...Brett Favre will not be playing in tonight's game...His stupid 297 consecutive starts streak is going to be over, and most likely, his overrated, annoying career!

Yes, I'm posting this late...I wasn't planning on posting at all last night...You see the Mrs. was feeling like it was about to be baby time...She'd been having contractions all weekend, and Sunday night they finally started getting stronger, and a bit closer together...Then my daughter started feeling sick...She's fine, I think it was mostly nerves about the baby possibly coming during this massive blizzard the media has been hyping up...So far, it's really cold, windy, and not a lot of snow...No 3 feet here yet you excitable, douchebag, weather guy!

As for Mrs. Beeze, she's doing fine...Uncomfortable, and she wants this kid out of her, but okay...The doctor says she's close, but not there yet...Any day now...The staff at the doctors office suggested we go home, have sex, and then my wife should get on her hands and knees and scrub the kitchen floor...Apparently that must scare the kid out...I'm just wondering, why not have sex, while she is on her hands and knees, scrubbing the kitchen floor...You know, kill two birds with one dick!

The sex part may have to happen...The first two kids came a day after bumping uglies...I'll keep you updated...

The weekend wasn't too crazy...Sunday we had a nice traditional, Irish Boiled Dinner...



Then Santa made his yearly trip through the neighborhood...



Yes, the cops were hot on his trail...

He took a second to talk to my daughter...

The Little Beeze stayed inside...He knows what list he's on, and figured, why bother with the fat fucker...



Speaking of these two kids...Saturday they were discussing something, I really wasn't paying attention...But then I heard my daughter call Little Beeze a "Drama Queen"...He was having none of that, and responded by saying, "fuck off!" Looks like my work with this one is done!

In other exciting news this past week...TMZ got their hands of some video of Miley Cyrus, getting high...Way to go Miley...Nothing like a "friend" holding a camera in your face as you hit the bong, then she starts telling you to talk...And boom, it's in the hands of TMZ...If you want to watch, HERE it is...

What a God awful cackle...Why didn't some one shove a dick in her mouth and shut her the hell up?

On last thing, Saturday I did a post, just about me...Some thing to give a little more insight into the Beeze...It's HERE if you're interested...

Not sure how much I'll be around this week...We'll see...

Have a good one...

Later, The Beeze.

Monday Moaning

Well, Monday is here again...I'm not sure what I'm going to write about this week, but I have to say, I'm in a shitty mood, so it may get ugly...To give you a taste of where my mood has been, I wrote THIS Thursday...And well things didn't get much better...

After work Friday, I picked up the kids from school...We hit the grocery store...Then I went to drop something off at my parents house...Now we're heading home...I see Johnny Law behind me, but I'm not worried...I haven't done anything wrong, and there's too much traffic to speed...Next thing you know, the lights come on, and he's pulling me over...He walks up, and asks if I know why he pulled me over...I say, "Honestly officer, I have no idea." He informs me that my tags have expired...For the first time in my life, I forgot to renew my registration...This is something I use to get done a month in advance, and I totally forgot...I apologized, and explained how embarrassed I was for forgetting...Even more shocking, It's been two months...I drive past cops at least twice a day...He wrote me a ticket and explained things to me...

Then as I went to leave, my car didn't start...Battery was dead, after sitting there with my lights and hazards on...The cop pushed me to a side street, and I called my old man to give me jump...The kids and I got home, unloaded the groceries, I made dinner, and after the wife got home, I went and got a new battery, and changed in the moonlight...

Saturday was another glorious double at the Fish House...And actually, I had fun there...I was feeling in a better mood after that...But after showering, and eating some left over pizza, I went to the Gab and read THIS_BLOG and my bad mood was back...Please read it, and the comments...You'll see me there...I'm sick of people shitting on Boise State...They'll fuck your school up!

Then I dozed off in the chair watching a college football scoreboard show, only to wake up to the little Beeze, coughing, and coughing, until he gagged, and puked...1:30 AM cleaning up a kid and a bed...Then I gave him some Benadryl, and we sat down and watched some Wow Wow Wubbzy to help settle him down, before we went back to bed...


Sunday was cleaning, and doing more preparing for the baby...Oh, I also watched the Browns game...The Browns dominated the first half, only to fall apart in and lose 24-20, to the Jacksonville Jaguars...Can some one please tell me how the Browns defense can make 4 interceptions, and get 2 fumbles, and the team loses the game...I've got one reason...They gave up 145 yards rushing! Hey guys, great that you can catch, but try fucking tackling next time!

After that I went back to the Fish House...We slung some Lobsters and now here I sit, checking out all the scores, and highlights, and all that other bullshit...This picture here may be my favorite highlight...


Look at the smile on Rodgers face...He's just gotta love watching Favre's fall...Yes, Favre shit the bed again for the Vikings...He even had a little temper tantrum on the sidelines after one of his signature interceptions...Watch THIS_VIDEO...

The OC should have gone off...I would have said something like, 'You suck dick, you old fucking asshole! Your old fucking arm isn't that strong anymore! You can't threat that needle bitch, you're fucking old, and those stupid fucks that brought you back from Mississippi, should all be cut! Could you please fucking die now!'

But that's just me...

Before I go, I'd like to tell College Football one thing...Okay, I'd like to tell them a few things, but for now, we'll just do one...Don't play anymore Football games in Baseball stadiums...It's fucking stupid! It looks dumb, especially when you can really fit a proper football field into a little stadium, like Wrigley Field...And Arm and Notre Dame at Yankee Stadium was stupid too...Now both those teams have to wash those nasty Yankee Stadium crabs off their ball bags...

That's it for now...I have to crash, Monday Mornings at the Fish House come quick...



Have a week...

Later, The Beeze.

Monday Moaning

At some point Halloween went from kids dressing up in costumes and pestering people for candy, to those two pieces of delicious candy up above...Don't get me wrong, I've always hated Halloween, but those two gals up there, have me agreeing with these two down below...ALL ABOARD!


Suddenly, I'm hearing STYX...'Cum sail away, cum sail away, cum sail away on me!' Oh, those aren't the lyrics...


Yes ladies, you smile, and I'll dream!

So, Sunday was Halloween...Nothing like getting the kids all sugared up on a Sunday night...I'm trying to watch the end of the Patriots game, which included Brett Favre leaving the game looking like this...


Such a wonderful image!

Then somehow, I'm suppose to get these kids to bed, so they get plenty of sleep before school tomorrow...But they're all hopped up on sugar and excitement...Oh, and little Beeze has quite the big ego going...He was a Shark this year...It's a pretty cool costume...He was the hit of the school Halloween parade last week, and people were just raving to him while he was out begging for candy...I also got a number of compliments on my Shark pumpkin...But he took credit for it, because he told me to carve a Shark pumpkin...Little prick!

So in sports this weekend, the Fighting Irish lost to Tulsa...But that was the least of their concerns...It was A_BAD_WEEK_IN_SOUTH_BEND...

Then of course there is the whole BCS race...Last week Auburn jumped to the top of the BCS standings...Suddenly, Oregon jumped to #1 this week...Now I thought Oregon should have been there last week, but I just don't get this jumping up and down shit...Both teams lit up their opponent this week...Auburn beat Ole Miss 51-31...Oregon beat USC 53-32...It's fucking madness...

But my hope of Boise State or even TCU getting a shot at the title, got a little more help this week...Undefeated Michigan State got destroyed 37--6 at Iowa, and unbeaten Missouri got pounded 31-17 by Nebraska...

In the "World Series" the San Francisco Giants have a 3 games to 1 lead over the Texas Rangers...Just in case you were wondering...I haven't paid attention...I had to look it up...

The Browns didn't play this week, which gave Kent read, Kent write, Kent State the chance to honor Josh Cribbs...They retired his #9...Here's some numbers on just how good he was there...7169 passing yards with 45 touchdowns...3763 rushing yards, with 41 touchdowns...Pretty damn good...At the ceremony, Cribbs gave something back...He gave the University $100,000 which was equal to his scholarship for 4 years...

Saturday night, the annual "Holy War" took place...


My Alma Mater, St. Edward, gave rival St. Ignatius a much deserved 33-10 beating, completing a perfect 10-0 regular season...Onto the playoffs, and hopefully a State Title...

Let's move onto the gossip scene...I figure since I saw this shit standing in line at the grocery store, why not throw it in...

So Charlie Sheen was suppose to pay this gal (Capri Anderson) $12,000 for an evening...


But apparently it spun out of control when he got coked up and freaked out...She ended up being found by the police, naked, locked in the bathroom...I wonder if she'll be seeking legal counsel for her lost wages...

Then I saw Justin Timberlake cheated on Jessica Biel...



Hmmmm...

With Olivia Munn



I'll just say, way to go! Hey, he ran up in both of them...And I'd take Munn over Biel...And if I was him, I'd keep playing the field as long as I could...

That's it for now...

Have a week...

Later, The Beeze.

The Beeze's Hump Day Hits

Yes folks, this week in the Hump Day Hits, we're going to talk about Jenn Sterger...Sadly, we will also have to mention Brett Favre..But Not too much...The inspiration for this week's Hits...THIS article from the New York Daily News...I don't care if you read it or not...There was a part in there that got me fired up...Her manager had this to say...

"Her life's been turned upside down by this. Her dad was in town and had to see his daughter on the front page of (a tabloid) two days in a row. She's having a really tough time dealing with this. She's lost nine pounds. She was already in model shape before, so it's not good if those nine pounds just go missing. She's doing her best to try to stay focused on work and being a 26-year-old woman. But at the same time, it's obviously very difficult when there's paparazzi camped outside your home and TMZ is calling your house."

Okay, let me pick this horse shit apart...1. She tells some one at DEADSPIN about Favre calling her and texting her when he was with the Jets...They dig into it, and magically get voice mails and picture messages of his cock...No one else would have those except her...She gave up the goods, and I'm sure made a pretty penny from it...So fuck off!

2. Her dad saw her on the cover of tabloids...Heavens no! His poor little girl...His poor little girl who posed in "Playboy" and has picture like this all over the net...

Sorry, but Jenn and daddy will get no sympathy from me when I can find pictures of Jenn all over, and most of them are of her looking sexy, slutty, sultry, and any other word that equals, making guys horny! Again, fuck off!

3. I don't care that she lost 9 pounds...Eat some steak and potatoes bitch!

4. She's doing her best to stay focused on work, and being a 26 year old woman...Ummm, I've watched the shitty show she's on...It can't be that hard to stay focused on that drivel...And focusing on being a 26 year old woman...What the fuck does that mean? Focus on being a cum dumpster...Oh, and fuck off!

5. Paparazzi and TMZ! Why would this surprise you...You outed Brett Favre for being a limp dicked douchebag...What did you expect would happen next? And when did cameras start bothering you...If it wasn't for cameras, you wouldn't have a career! A camera man noticed you tits at a football game...Then you started posing for every camera you saw...Then you got on gig TV...Now you don't like the limelight? You made your bed, now roll around in it with you clothes off! again I say, FUCK OFF!

I don't feel bad for Jenn Sterger, and there's no reason to...There's no doubt in my mind that she is going to collect some more scratch from Favre...I don't feel bad for her daddy...If he a problem with his daughter being on the cover of tabloids, he should have told her to stop dressing like that and posing for cameras a long time ago...I don't feel bad for any of these dolts involved...Fuck Favre too...I could maybe feel bad for his wife, but if she didn't know he was a dolt by no, then tough shit for her too...


On a side note, LeBron James and the Miami Heat lost to the Boston Celtics Tuesday night...I normally don't care about basketball, but this made me smile a great deal...Yes, LeBron can fuck off too!


Now to the important part of the show...This week we're gong to look at some stockings...'Cause as Reverend Billy said, "I'm a fool for your stockings."




So on this Hump Day which pair of stockings would you like to get between?


A.

B.

C.

As always, Read and Respond...

Later, The Beeze.

The Beeze's Hump Day Hits

Yes, I'm running a bit behind schedule today...I'd apologize, but I just don't care that much today...So let's get to it...

The New York Islanders' James Wisniewski got himself a 2 game suspension for telling Rangers forward, Sean Avery to suck a dick...Let's go to the video...



As A Rangers fan, let me just say, this is Bullshit...Now a player can't make a blow job gesture...Do you know how much shit talking goes on in a Hockey game...A lot, multiplied by a shit-load! Over the last couple seasons players have gotten suspended for making a throat slashing gesture...I've never agreed with that either...You're allowed to fight...It's a non-stop, physical game, but don't make a slashing gesture...No cock sucking gestures either...This is just another example of the pussification of America...It makes me sick...What happens next...Is this guy going to get banned from arenas?




Are they gonna start throwing guys like these two jokers out too?



'Hey Chris, easy with the teeth there pal!'

I'm sorry folks, but we're just getting too soft anymore...Busting balls, talking shit, it's part of the game...And you know what? Most fans enjoy this shit...Mind you, most people hate Sean Avery...Dude is a dick, but he's good at what he does...I didn't like him before he was a Ranger, but while he's on my team, he's alright with me...If he pisses you off and draws a penalty, he's done his job...There are some get on him for starting shit, and then not fighting...I'll say this...Look at his record, dickhead fought his way into the league...And last year when Dan Carcillo jumped Marian Gaborik, Avery was the first to step up an drop gloves, and he dropped them twice that night...But he's still a dick!

Onto Brett Favre's dick, and Jenn Sterger...This big breasted chick let this cat out of the bag, and then no one heard a word from her...Until today, when her manager released this...

"This is something that allegedly happened two years ago. We don’t want a quick resolution, but the proper resolution."

First, if you're saying somebody did something, why does it say "Allegedly"...And why did she wait two years? Listen, the fact that Favre hasn't denied any of this, makes it clear to me, that it's him on those voice mails, and those pictures of that sorry looking dick, are his...

But Sterger waiting two years to say anything looks bad...And let's not forget that this gal has built her career on her looks...Her career started when a Cameraman found her big tits hanging out at a Florida State game...Eventually she ended up in "Playboy"...Now she looks hot on a show on Versus, and isn't taken seriously...But I mean, it is Versus...So crying foul, two years after the fact, about a guy hitting on you seems a little shady...That's just my view...

But now, let's get to the important part of this nonsense...On this fine Hump Day, which set of Bra and Panties would you most like to see laying on your bedroom floor?

A.




B.

C.

As Always, Read and Respond...

Later The Beeze.

Monday Moaning

Well that's one way to pretty up a bathroom...And who doesn't like a little Bathroom Humor? Don't answer that!

Speaking of Bathroom Humor, I'm looking forward to going out with our friends Brian_&_May next week...Those two are always good for a blog full of shenanigans...And they like to mix it up in the Bathroom....


But enough of this stuff, I'll leave the dirty pictures to BRETT_FAVRE...Yes ESPN is still keeping quiet about Favre and his little cock shots...I wonder if they will mention it at all during their broadcast of Monday Night Football...It being the Viking vs. Jets match up...I doubt it...

I get it, "DEADSPIN" broke it...Hacks like me blogged about it...But then Big Names like Jason Whitlock, and Peter King, (I hate King) and others got into it...Once CBS, NBC, FOX, and other news sources start digging into it, it's time for ESPN to acknowledge that their golden boy isn't perfect, no matter what John Madden says...

Moving on...While I have paid hardly any attention to the MLB Playoffs, I did stop and watch the last couple innings of Roy Halladay's no-hitter the other night...While it was a great accomplishment, I'm over it...Now I hope Halladay gets shelled from this point on...WHY? Because some douche decided it would be a great idea to start calling the month of October, "Doctober"...Yes, they've been calling Halladay "Doc" for a number of years...You know, like that guy from the wild west, Doc Holliday...Well guess what...It's fucking stupid...So he threw a no-hitter...It was also the first start he has ever made in the playoffs...It's not like the guy has a long track-record of dominating in the month of October...I'd love to go a week without some assholes douching something up, that needed no douche-baggery...

Next up...Notre Dame Football...Saturday I worked a double at The Fish House...Once I got home and showered, I heated up some pizza from Friday night, cracked open a couple of beers and fired up the DVR'ed ND vs. Pitt game...The defense played their Bend don't Break style pretty well...The offense again was inconsistent...They left points on the field again...Too many field goals, and not enough touchdowns...Hey, I'm glad the Irish finally have a quality kicker, but I'd rather see extra points instead of field goals...For every positive, there is a negative...They didn't turn the ball over...But they were only 4-12 on 3rd don conversions...The Irish have plenty of beatable teams on their schedule, and I hope they can build off of the positives from these last two games...

But in College Football, the game of the week had to be South Carolina taking down #1 Alabama, 35-21...Huge win for the 'Cocks, and Boise State...'Bama slipped down #8 and of course South Carolina is screwed and still sitting behind them...Boise State moved back up to #3, with Ohio State #1 and Oregon #2...I expect the Luckeyes lose, like I said in my pre-season post, to either Wisconsin or Iowa...Squeaking by Illinois, and blowing out Indiana, Ohio, Eastern Michigan, and Marshall isn't that impressive...I also expect to see Oregon take a loss...The Pac-Ten has a tendency to beat up on each other...

With all that said, I'm sure the polls will find a way to screw,not just Boise State, but also TCU...Nabraska, Oklahoma, Auburn, and LSU are still undefeated, and in power conferences...

As for the NFL, I don't know...I'm not real excited about it yet...Hell I keep finding myself doing something to avoid watching the Browns games...Yes they lost Sunday...What did I do...I took the Beeze family to the Cleveland Museum of Natural History and Planetarium...We've been there many times before, but the boy wanted to go again...He loves the place...Today we took in a show at the Planetarium,and it was really cool...Kind of a geeks delights...A large part of the show was about Pluto...I was against the whole taking the title of planet away, but after this, I was sold...Fuck Pluto! If for no other reason, they've found 25 other objects like Pluto, and who the hell wants to learn 25 more planets?

Afterwards we hit the gift shop, of course...The boy got a bag off sea creatures to play with his growing shark collection...Lots of shit getting eaten by sharks in this house lately...

Before I go, I want to share a video...I caught wind of it via twitter...There's no audio, but you don't need it to laugh your ass off at this dolt!




Have a great week....

Later, The Beeze.

Brett Favre's Penis and ESPN's Silence

(hehee, I showed her my junk!)

So "DEADSPIN" started the rumors back in August...Now they have voice mails and pictures...Voice mails and pictures Favre sent to JENN_STERGER ...Pictures of his cock...If you listen to the voice mails, you gotta feel sorry for the guy...Dude has no game! If you see the pictures, you gotta feel bad for the guy...Now we know why he wears #4...If you're going to show it off, it better be impressive...

Oh, you haven't seen or heard this shit yet...HERE_YA_GO!

Now I know that "DEADSPIN" is known for being more of a tabloid style, sports site, but they do get plenty of things right...And really, that does sound like Favre on those voice mails...Then today, "DEASPIN" put up THIS_LIST of what other media outlets were saying about the story...

Two things stood out to me...First, Jason Whitlock's ARTICLE on this situation...Now I'm not a fan of all this sexual harassment garbage that goes on these days...If it wasn't for a little workplace sexual harassment, I wouldn't have a wife...That's right people, Mr. and Mrs. Beeze hooked up at work...A little sexual innuendo here, a little grab ass there,a little sex on the bar...Boom! Married two kids and another on the way!

But nonetheless, it's something that's out there...She was an employee of the Jets, and so was he...So the Jets and the NFL should be taking a long look at this...But something tells me Brett won't be treated as harshly as the countless other NFL players who have screwed up in recent years...

The second thing that stood out to me...ESPN, and their complete and total silence on this topic...I mean hell, they cover the Brett Favre off-season, drama queen act religiously, but now when the dirt starts flying, they go silent...Nothing online, nothing on the radio, nothing TV...I guess they're going with that theory of 'If we just ignore it, it'll go away.' Or maybe their big ego has them playing the, 'If we don't cover it, it's not really news' card...Of course they can't say anything bad about their golden boy!

Once again, "The world wide leader" shows that they're the "world wide leader" in bullshit!

I hope Favre's wife leaves him, and takes a shit-ton of his money...I hope Jets players mock his little dick all night long, during Monday Night's game...I hope he is fined and suspended...I hope ESPN turns on him...Then I can right another blog about what tools they are...I would normally hope for an injury, but I'd rather see him mocked all season long, and spend his nights alone, weeping in the corner, using his tears as lube, while he pulls on his little pud, screaming 'WHY JENN! WHY!?!'

Later, The Beeze.

Monday Moaning

That's me in my youth...And not much has changed over the years...Hell half my blogs I scribble out while making a deposit at the Brown Berry Bank...So why stop now!?!

I'm gonna start this week off with a little NFL talk...This afternoon I had the radio on and was listening to ESPN, Freddie Coleman was on the air...he was bouncing around the NFL and talking to different beat reporters...He got on the topic of the Vikings, with Dawn Mitchell...After getting some Favre talk out of the way, they moved to the Offensive line...She was talking about Center John Sullivan, who had bounded with Favre last year, and how it was important for them to get reps together, and to get Sullivan back from some injuries to solidify the line...She referred to him as "A really smart, Ivy League, Notre Dame guy." Umm Dawn, You're an idiot! John Sullivan is not an "Ivy League" guy, but he is a Notre Dame guy...You see stupid, Notre Dame is not the Ivy League...It's a great school, but not the Ivy League...You make me sad Dawn...I expected more from a Boston College grad!

Speaking of Favre...Boy he took one hit in Sunday's game, and they got him the hell out of there...I loved that the 49ers went all up in him!

I watched the first half of the Browns game Saturday night...Apparently, 37 year old QB Jake Delhomme doesn't know how to play in the rain...That ass-hat couldn't hang onto a snap...Nothing says pre-season football like 5 fumbles, and 3 lost...He looked better passing the ball this week...Colt McCoy saw hardly any time, and I'm still wondering why they drafted him, and gave him a nice signing bonus...'Cause right now, he looks like the 4th string QB...

Moving onto Baseball...Lou Piniella stepped down Sunday as manager of the Chicago Cubs...While I've always thought he was overrated, I respect him for this move...He's leaving for family reasons, mainly, his mother is, and has been seriously ill, and he wants to be there for her...We often hear athletes, and coaches talk about how important family is, and there are more important things then the games they play...It's refreshing to see some one actually living up to those words...

With that said, the talk of who will take over for the Cubs next season is heating up...Honestly, there are only two real options...

1. Cubs Hall of Famer, Ryne Sandberg, who has been working his way up the ranks as a manager...He started at the bottom, and is in Triple-A now, with a team that may make the post season...It seems like he's earned it, and the fans would love it...

2. Yankees manager, Joe Girardi...His contract is up after this year...A former Cubs catcher, grew up in Peoria Ill. and his wife is from the Chicago area...If the Yankees don't show him the love, the Cubs may jump at him, and his track-record of winning...

It should be an interesting off-season for the Cubs...

Moving on, late Saturday night I watched, "Rush: Beyond the Lighted Stage" ...I've always been a huge Rush fan, and it was great to see their story put out there for the masses...It was also cool seeing how many musicians they influenced, and that got what they were doing...Watching this just fueled my hatred for the stupid "Rock & Roll Hall of Fame"...How are these guys not in there...Hell Cleveland radio helped launch them! F*cking place is a joke!




In case you missed the second edition of my College Football Preview, HERE_IT_IS...

Over the last week, I've been watching the fall of the Sporting News Blogging Community...While I and others saw it coming, some didn't, and by what they've been posting, they're taking it very hard, and now Sporting News is getting a lot of bad press on their own site...Makes me wonder what those suits are thinking!

With that, I'm off to bed, but I'll leave you with some James Taylor, doing some DMX




Later, The Beeze.

The Beeze's Hump Day Hits

Back again for another round of the Hump Day Hits! Let's get right to it...

Shaq signed with the Celtics...He's looking to win his 6th title with his 6th team...I wonder if it can happen...The Celtics are pretty much the same team they were last year, just a little older, and they added age with Shaq...I have to think they aren't going to lie down for the boys in Miami...

Rumors were flying around about Brett Favre recently, and surprisingly it was about his future in Football...Or maybe not in Football...The rumors were about Favre sending VERSUS Hottie, Jenn Sterger pictures of his c0ck...One of him wearing nothing but crocs and a watch, just showing off his junk...


Hey, she's hot as hell, but damn Brett, you already had people thinking you were a douchebag, now this...I have to say, I was surprised by this story...I wouldn't think Favre would be that guy...But anymore should we be surprised by these stories?

In other goofy f*cking news, one of Justin Bieber's loving fans blasted him with a bottle of water, and it's hilarious!



In the past I've written about the plans for a Mosque to be built near "Ground Zero." If you missed it, here's a LINK...It is the ultimate show of disrespect...Well, so far they haven't changed their minds, and it makes me nuts...This topic was being discussed on the Opie & Anthony Show...As you probably know, I'm a big fan...I totally agree with them on this topic, and greatly respect their opinions, since they live and work in New York City...Here what they had to say...




Well if you need a laugh, there's a guy in Tennessee running for Governor...At first I thought it was bullshit, but he's for real...Seriously, he's really running for Governor...How f*cked up is Tennessee!?!




Now onto the most important part of this...On this lovely Hump Day...Which of these female sports reporters would you most like to lay the wood to...

A. Shana Hiatt



B. Carrie Milbank



C. Heidi Watney


As always Read and Respond!

Later, The Beeze.

The Beeze's Hump Day Hits/ Skull F**ks

Well it's time for another volume of the Hump Day Hits...This post is normally about sports, for the most part...The last couple weeks I haven't paid much attention to sports, but I spent a good deal of time yesterday getting back in the swing of things...So here goes...

First, Brett Favre is at it again...Rumors started flying yesterday that he was retiring, again...FOX Sports jumped on it...ESPN of course confirmed it...They never give credit to who ever beat them to the punch...Then they went Brett Favre crazy all day...Eventually they pulled back a little, when no one actually heard anything from Favre...I thought the media was playing this stupid card again...But Favre's silence up to this point has me now thinking this is him playing his yearly game of 'Look at me!' He has neither confirmed or denied his retirement...Year after year he has held his team and their plans hostage, and they let him keep doing it...Well Vikings now you get what you deserve...I can't believe there are still people out there who love this guy...He's is without a doubt a first ballot, Skull F*ck Hall of Famer...


While I was away, the Cleveland Indians traded away some players...They traded 3rd Baseman Jhonny Peralta to Detroit for a prospect...They traded Kerry Wood, his huge salary, and his huge ERA to the Yankees...The contract they gave him was so bad they actually gave the Yankees a couple million just to get him out of town...In return they got the infamous "Player to be named later"...They also traded Austin Kearns to the Yankees for "the player o be named later"...Both Kearns and and Wood are not guys that will put the Yankees over the top...They didn't really need them...They also added Lance Berkman at the deadline...I swear to God, I think the Yankees sometimes make moves, just to make moves...Just to say, 'look at us, we get who ever, when ever, just cause.'

The Indians also traded pitcher Jake Westbrook to the Cardinals...I always liked him, he's a good pitcher..So I'm happy to see him with a contender...But sadly, again the Indians had to give up money to unload his contract, and got very little in return...GM Mark Shapiro is a joke...The rest of the league must love to see him coming...You know, with the way things have been going around here, some one has to pay...Shapiro, your taking a load...Here's a good old fashioned Skull F*ck just for you...


In the Hockey world, the Boston Bruins are looking to unload some salary...They've been trying to move Goalie Tim Thomas and his $5 Million dollar cap hit, but there are no takers so far...That has them looking into moving Center Marc Savard, but they want a quality return for Savard...Either some one to jump right into the lineup or high draft picks...If I was in their shoes, I'd hang onto Savard, even if they can't move Thomas...

And now for the always Important Hump Day Question...On this fine Hump Day which of these naughty school girls would you most like to hump?

A.



B.


C.


As always, Read and Respond...

Later, The Beeze.

Monday Moaning

Wow! Look, I guess he isn't the second coming of Jesus!

That's right...Brett Favre and the Vikings lost to the Saints 31-28...I'm not taking anything away from the boys from New Orleans...They played a good game...I especially liked the part where they continually knocked Favre on his ass!


But lets be honest...It's a little easier to win a game when the other team turns the ball over 5 times, (2 Favre interceptions) and you only turn it over once...

The Saints will face the Colts in the "Super Bowl" after beating the Jets 30-17...It really was a better game then the score suggests...I was pulling for the Jets, but when I saw Braylon Edwards 80 yard touchdown reception in the second quarter, I thought to myself...'Holy shit, is this f**k-tard the Browns trade really going to end up in the "Supper Bowl"?'...I have to say, I felt like I was going to puke in my soup...

Sorry Jets fans...It was a nice run...

So what else happened this weekend...Well, I was losing my mind...My Internet connection had been dropping out randomly since Monday...It got worse Friday...Saturday, was no good at all...I guy from AT&T, who I actually knew back about ten years ago, ended up being the poor bastard having to figure it out...He ended up replacing everything on their end...It seemed to finally be working okay...Around 4:00PM we had to leave for a birthday party...Nothing like getting the little Beeze wound up late in the day to make bedtime more insane then normal...So he calls it quits for the day, gives me his home phone, and says, "If you have any problems tonight, call me...I'm working tomorrow, I'll figure it out." I thought that was pretty cool...Well it started crapping out almost non-stop...I called...

He showed up at 9:00 AM...Checked some more things...Then hooked up a new modem...All signs had said it wasn't the modem...It was...Then he hooked up business class one...He said it was built to handle beating I would give it...You know, between all my porn and blog writing!

I never knew, not having my computer working properly would make me feel so empty!

The highlight of my weekend...This tweet from Comedian Jim Norton....

"JimNorton
Jets fucking blow. They remind me of Up In The Air. Sorry to all of the man-pussies who chuckled all the way through it."

Yep...I got called a man pussy by Jim Norton...That's awesome!

And yes, I saw "Up in the Air" Friday night with the Mrs. I was worried it may be a "chick flick" but it really wasn't...The lead, George Clooney, is basically a corporate hit man...He shit cans people for companies who lack the yam back to do it themselves...How great is it, that we can outsource firings!?!

Anyway, he's cold, and disconnected...Then some chick, of course, comes along and f**ks that up for him...But wait...There's a bit of twist...

I don't know...Yes, I chuckled through it...And I think I liked it...It felt weird to say I liked it...Maybe because there's some kind of stigma on it...I'll watch it again...Just to be sure I liked it, and not just because I had cut a hole in the popcorn bag, and Mrs. Beeze kept her hand in there all night...

(Get it...Do I have to draw you a picture?)

This past week there was a lot of fights in the NHL...I wrote about the mess between the Rangers and Flyers Thursday night...http://yougabsports.com/pt/Marian-Gaborik-vs-Daniel-Carcillo/blog.htm

Well that same night I was also jumping over to the Bruins vs the Blue Jackets...Another good game...And a good fight between a couple of animals...

Monday night the Little Beeze cracked his head open in a doorway...he likes to climb up in the doorway...He slipped and...CRACK...THUD...SCREAM....CRY...BLOOD...MORE SCREAM and CRY...

Turn everything off...We were about to have dinner...Get in the car, go to the hospital...Now he's calm...Me not so much...There's nobody in the waiting room...The triage nurse still makes us sign in...As we're doing that with a 5 year old bleeding from the head...This tw*t wheels in her mother...And in a panic says, "She's having trouble breathing!" No shit, she's 5'8" and 380 pounds...Of course she's having trouble breathing...They took Fatty McFattenstein right on back...We waited 20 minutes...I'll bite my tongue, and not say I hope fatty stroked out...But now you know what I was thinking...

So they take the boy back...Now, all the sudden, he's the calmest, sweetest, most polite little kid in town...Waiting to get staples in his head, he's great...Any other time...Royal pain in the ass!

He's fine...And it didn't slow him down at all...He wanted to climb the doorway 5 minutes after we got home...And yes, he was a complete pain in the ass once we got home...I think that actually began when we were in the car, and he said, "I'm allergic to you."

What a dick!

Have a great week...

Later, The Beeze.

Is it Just Me...

Or does Brett Favre look like a bigger douche bag in Purple?


Since I've started this blog, I think I've made it clear, that I'm not a Brett Favre fan...To be completely honest...I can't f**king stand him...He was my first inductee to the Skull F**k Hall of Fame...

Well now, I hate him a little more...After he threw a crack-back block this week, injuring Eugene Wilson...Crack-backs are a fine-able offense, with possible suspension...But considering how much the league and the media love to swing on Brett's nuts...I'm sure he'll just get a talking to...F**k that! The guy is a punk!

Just trying to use my hate of Favre constructively...

Later, The Beeze.

The 2009 Skull F**k Hall of Fame Inductees

It has taken a little longer to get to then expected...But it's finally here...The class will consist of 4 very deserving douche bags...

The criteria are simple...If you piss me off to the point of total hatred...Where I finally feel the need to pull out my junk and give you a Skull F**k...You have a chance at the Hall of Fame...

But let's be honest...Hall of Famers must go above and beyond...Well this year's class has not disappointed...And what will they be getting?

This...

So on to the first inductee...

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A-Rod...This dolt made it in easy...Rolling with Madonna...long after she had been used up and full of jizz from every tom Dick and Harry...Then there is the Frosted tips...That automatically makes you a douche...The stupid ass, big, white, hamburger helper batting gloves...There's the Yankee factor...And the fact that he has been said to be such a great, and talented baseball player...But every team he has played for can't win with him...Oh yeah...He also used steroids...

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Welcome to the Hall Alex...Say hello to my c**k!

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Next is Gary Bettman...No matter how hard the NHL commissioner tries to improve the game, he seems to shit the bed...Every year there seems to be a new rule put in place...Just to have it enforced inconsistently...Bettman has struggle to get a strong television deal done...No people VS doesn't count...He would rather let a dying franchise (Phoenix Coyotes) be a drain on the league, then admit his big move to bring hockey to the sunbelt and southern U.S. failed...Which is sad...The teams in California have done well...Dallas has been a strong franchise...But two teams in Florida are silly...Atlanta and Nashville are question marks...And Phoenix is dead...Even "the Great One" couldn't save them...

While fighting for a salary cap was a good thing...The fight nearly killed the game...Well it did for the casual fan...The worst thing about Bettman is that he thinks he is doing good, and believes he's good at his job...Hey Gary...When Joe Louis Arena starts booing as you hit the ice to present The Conn Smythe, and the Stanley Cup...That should be a clue!

Now get up here and receive your load!

Now this next fella shouldn't be a surprise...Brett Favre...

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You a$$hole! With every day my disdain for this f**ker grows...

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I retire...I want to come back...I retire...I want to come back...I retire...What you mean I can't come back...Trade me...Release me...New Team...More interceptions...I retire...Release me...I want to retire a Packer...I want to be a Viking...I'm not sure...I had surgery...I want to play again...Please can everyone kiss my ass for another year...My wife doesn't like to play anal tongue darts....Bring back John Madden so I can get some more nut swing...I'm #4....I'm a douche...I'm Brett Favre bitches!

This is right where you belong Brett...With me going balls deep in your eye socket!

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(Can I come play with you guys? I'm Brett Favre...I do what I want!)

Now to our last inductee...This isn't just one person...It's a group...The Suburbanite Wife who goes walking at the high school track with the girls to get some exercise...While Drinking her Grande, Mocha, Frappucino, Latte, bullshit from Starbucks and smoking a cigarette....

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That's the way to get healthy...Go power walking while you pour some Starbucks down you throat and suck on a cancer stick...I got something for you to suck on...And if you do it well it'll pour some protein down your throat...Then after that you can go for a jog...But don't forget my sandwich...(that's a joke ladies)

Welcome to the club you bunch of hatchet wounds!

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Congrats to all the inductees...

Later, The Beeze.