Wednesday, April 29, 2020

Tampa Brady/Tompa Bay Whatever, Leave the G.O.A.T. Alone



Last week, sports talk and the Internet were buzzing about Tom Brady accidentally walking into the wrong house...He was going to see Tampa Bay Offensive Coordinator, Byron Leftwich's house and was going to get his Playbook...Brady, new to the area entered the next door neighbor's house...The neighbor was fine and thought it was cool and funny...

But then the haters started coming out...Making comments that this happened because of old age, maybe CTE...Then people started crying and saying Brady wasn't allowed to do this, that he was breaking rules...

Even Barstool Sports founder, Patriots fan and guy who went to jail fighting for Brady's innocence during "Deflate-gate," Dave Portnoy went on saying that Brady should be punished, as Portnoy has made it clear he is on Team Belichick...Now he's shitting on the Greatest QB...

So here's my question...Why were none of these crybabies...These haters, who are always looking for an excuse to try and hang Brady, why the fuck were none of them screaming from the rooftops that the presumptive #1 pick in the draft, LSU's Joe Burrow had been studying the Cincinnati Bengals playbook for WEEKS before being drafted...WEEKS before he was actually in the NFL and on a roster, he was studying a teams playbook...So how is this legal? But going to your coach's house to get your playbook, you know, because you're actually under contract with that team, is illegal...

Well, you fucking children, it isn't! The NFL had to formally come out and make a statement and let everyone know, Tom Brady, didn't not violate any rules by picking up his playbook from his Offensive Coordinator...

I paid attention to who the Buccaneers drafted...and the Patriots...I've looked at both rosters...and as a fan who like player, has been playing the free agent card, for the next NFL season, (I will continue rooting for the Seahawks who I have been onboard with for awhile now) but I will be a full throated Tampa Bay Buccaneers fan...Fuck all you haters!  #TeamBrady Fuck you Portnoy! (ps:hire me)

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COVID 19 (blog 5)




"America, Fuck Yeah!"




Nothing gets Americans pupped up and full of pride and we can beat anything like a good ole show of military might...OK, so the Blue Angels and Thunderbirds aren't used in battle but Navy and Airforce jets flying over U.S. cities gets people charged up...

Aviator covered eyes,
Full balls, 
Can't lose!

(I'm copyrighting that shit and putting it on shirts!)

The thing is...While these flyovers may have turned up the National Pride...It also turned up the stupidity....



Nice "social distancing" assholes!

'Let's go see the jets flyover...They aren't really doing anything but flying, but lets go and crowd together with strangers and look up in the air...




Seriously, you people in New York and New Jersey, you see and hear aircraft all the time...I'm not trying to be an asshole and shit all over this act of patriotism and chest thumping...But being an asshole comes naturally....Also, these flyovers, cost $60,000 per hour...I think frontline workers would have appreciated that money being spent on equipment and testing instead chest planes flying above.



Especially when you fucking people are out there practically humping each other while looking at planes!...Way to go! Keep spreading the fucking COVID...But as long as your balls are full of patriotism so you can get your red, white and blue boner!

"America, Fuck Yeah!"
'COVID gonna kill more
Than the Vietnamese did!'


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Tuesday, April 28, 2020

COVID 19 (blog 4)




I had planned on writing about something else today but then I heard some dolt on CNN this morning...This clown was going on and on about how important sports are to the United States and how we have to get professional sports up and running to "boost our spirits"..."Sports are part of the fabric of America and provides a distraction from our everyday troubles"....Listen, I LOVE sports...way back I blogged on Sporting News at least 4 days a week...Then I wrote and co-owned a sports blogging site for a number of years...I love sports...

BUT, of everything we need right now in this country, sports is not on the top of the list...Yes sports is a great distraction...But adequate testing for COVID 19 I think ranks higher...along with finding a legitimate treatment strategy to help those falling ill with it...Unlike our President's idea of injecting disinfectants into our blood stream or somehow blasting the insides of our lungs with ultraviolet light...

But this guy going on and on about sports drove me crazy...NHL, NBA should just take the loss...This season was shot in the head with the COVID bullet...The idea of baseball being played in empty stadiums seems dumb to me...It's better in person...It loses something on TV...Football possibly in empty stadiums will be watchable but lacking something...As I have gone through this shutdown/quarantine I find myself caring less and less about sports and more and more about friends and family and the small business people in my community, let alone the entire country...

More important to get up and running safely, at the top of my list is mom and pop shops...Whether it's retail, bar, restaurant...and of course those ever so important barber shops and salons that those crazy confederate flag waving fuckers were screaming about...We have to be careful and smart with reopening stuff...We also need to support them...And our government needs to support them, long before the big businesses...

Unfortunately that isn't the case...As the multi-billion dollar corporation that is the Los Angeles Lakers applied for the small business stimulus aid and they received it...they got $4.6 million...What the actual fuck!?! 

1) This makes me care less about the so-called importance of sports...
2) This makes me hate the LA Lakers SOOOOO much more...
3) If that doesn't prove the government is corrupt and /or retarded, I don't know what will....

Maybe the fact that a housing association in the country's richest zip code, on Fisher Island got $2 million in stimulus aid even though they had no layoffs and no form of negative financial impact from the COVID 19 pandemic... 

This Government and the Trump administration make me want to puke in the soup.

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Wednesday, April 22, 2020

COVID 19 (Blog 3...The NHL)



I love hockey...I love it as much as any of you real hockey fans...Through this whole damn COVID-19 shit it is in the top 3 of things I miss the most...We can get into the other two in future posts...

Like all the sports and entertainment world the NHL has been trying to holdout hope of finishing the season and spit-balling ideas of how to finish the season or jump right into the playoffs or some form of them...Then there was talk of doing the playoffs all in North Dakota...Wonderful arena up there at UND...Throw all the teams into the dorms and hotels I guess...But that has fallen by the wayside...Maybe that's because COVID-19 cases just started to take off in that region...

There has been all kinds of ideas to do playoffs NCAA March Madness tournament style...They have talked about every team going into the playoffs...They have thrown all kinds of ideas out there, changing rules and altering what the season and playoffs traditionally are...I can't stand that kind of shit...

So it came today that the NHL is talking about firing up the rest of the season in July and only playing in 4-5 arenas that are strategically place regionally/conference-wise...

Let me get this straight...Rest of the season, then playoffs starting in July...The way the NHL playoffs go traditionally, The Stanley Cup will be won and within a week or so they will be starting the next season...Which throws free agency into a giant mess...It throws everything out of whack...And if come July things in this country and world are going to be getting back to normal, if only slightly, I don't think a whole lot of people other than diehards like me will be paying attention...

It's time for the NHL to do what the NCAA did...What Junior Hockey did...What high school athletics have done...Just accept it...Take the L. The season is over, there will be no Stanley Cup winner...Make sure everyone is healthy and come back next season and continue being the greatest sport on Earth.

The same goes for the NBA but I don't give a fuck about basketball... 

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Sunday, April 19, 2020

COVID 19 (Blog 2)


Another day, another fucking idiot....


Many people have strong political opinions, myself included...And we all think our opinion is right...The thing is, mine is! Yeah, that's an arrogant, dickhead thing to say...But I try to keep it honest here...

Today we are going to talk about these idiot fucking protesters...Protesting the stay at home orders...It started in Michigan and Wisconsin and Virginia and more and more have been popping up...I love that we live in a country that allows us the right to peaceful protest...The thing about these protesters...Like this bitch above...They're saying "My body my choice"....A statement they vehemently fight against when it come to abortion rights....

I get it, staying home for a month sucks...Not working and not making money sucks...You know what else sucks? Dying...Your loved ones dying...add to that, you can't even have a funeral for them...And if you want to try and throw that Sweden's using "Herd Immunity" to beat it, they aren't...10% of Sweden's cases have died...So fuck you, you're stupid! 

Think about 10% of the U.S. population dying from this...Staying at home isn't that bad now, is it?

Let's get back to the fucktards in Michigan....


These dumb mother fuckers thought a great way to protest was to start a gridlock in front of a hospital...You know, prevent ambulances from getting in...Preventing staff and sick people from getting in...These Confederate Flag waving fucking assholes are the same fuckers that bitched about "Black Lives Matter" protests that slowed and stopped traffic...These are the same types of rednecks that ran down peaceful protesters with cars...


Funny seeing the double standards hard at work...I'm willing to bet if "Black Lives Matter" protesters showed up fully armed with AR-15's and sidearms and extra magazines in their vest, they would have been surrounded by SWAT teams...You're fucking being told to stay home to not get sick and not get others sick, and you're crying like a bunch cunts...

I get it, you're fucking stupid...So here are some facts...People can carry this virus for 2 weeks without showing symptoms...That's two weeks of unknowingly spreading a horrible, killer virus...There areas where 70% of the population are carrying it and don't even know they have it...So stay home asshole!


But what is making things worse is while many governors were leading the charge for Social Distancing (the magical catch phrase that appeared out of nowhere) and on shutting down non-essential businesses, the idiot President and his merry band of health officials, lead by VP Mike Pence who is well known dragging his feet as governor of Indian as HIV was spreading like wildfire...Dragging his feet just as the Trump administration did with COVID-19...


But the Nazi's and rednecks and stupid fucks are standing by their boys Trump and Pence...And even as his COVID-19 taskforce lead by Pence has been onboard with the stay at home orders, Trump was tweeting "Liberate Michigan"..."Liberate Wisconsin"..."Liberated Virginia"...Just adding fuel to the fire...Giving his full throated support to protesters to go against his orders and they are doing in close crowds, without masks...spreading not only their fucking stupidity but also their fucking germs...

My wife for years has told me not to wish harm on people...not to wish death on people...and actually as this virus has spread, I have tried hold those urges in...But honestly, the best thing that could happen to these idiot fucktard protesters is that 33% of them die from COVID-19....Because fuck them, Fuck Sweden and fuck any American waving a fucking Nazi flag and fuck the idiots waving the Confederate flag too...

Bunch of fucking fucks!



Saturday, April 18, 2020

COVID-19 (Blog 1)


This is odd...We are well into this COVID-19 quarantine and this is the first blog I'm putting out...The old me that wrote daily would have been all over this shit...But my writing slipped...But as I have been feeling myself getting more and more in a funk, I started thinking it was a good time to start exercising some demons...Get the rants out...Just let it all fly...The good, the bad and the ugly....

So, here in Pennsyltucky, since early March school in the traditional sense is no more for the year...My high school senior like so many other have lost out on all the big Senior moments...Spring Musical cancelled, concerts cancelled, no Prom, no Graduation...It's a big bag of shit for the class of 2020....

But then we come to the at home, online schooling...As my family sits here watching Global Citizen At Home Together, there was this great piece about amazing teachers are being and the great shit they are doing to stay connected with and teach their students...That's great! I'm pro-teacher...Teachers should be paid more...Teachers are great...That said...WTF!?!

Teachers here in my Township are not impressing me at all...They aren't teaching my kids shit...They send an email of what needs to be done and when it needs to be done by...They aren't going over material with the kids before a quiz or test...The kids are going over it themselves...They're teaching themselves...My oldest works with my youngest, because fuck that new math...That shit makes my head want to explode...

I see all these stories of teachers going above and beyond and I see my kids teachers sending an email that says do X, Y, Z, A, B, C, and have it done by this day...Are you shitting me...I honest to God find myself wondering why the fuck are these teachers getting paid their full salary but my friends working at Walmart can't get hazard pay for dealing with the panicky public crashing the store for toilet paper! 


I'm sure this whole thing threw teachers for a loop, and I'm sure they care, and I've got a feeling that not every teacher is doing the intense above and beyond shit they love to show on the ABC news....Thank you to those that are...Those that aren't, I'm still paying taxes...Taxes that go to the school system...You're still getting your full salary...Knuckle up...Step up your game, or give your check to grocery store worker who would be lucky if they make half of what you do.

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