Monday Moaning...On Tuesday

Yeah, I'm late to posting...Shit happens...So why the sexy Boba Fett?  Because Boba Fett is my Fantasy Hockey team's mascot, and my team came through with big win last week to jump my squad up top second in the division...The slow start is turning around....Ain't it Jeff!?!

Saturday started early for me, as I head to drive my oldest daughter about 40 minutes away for a Christmas Honor Band rehearsal...She was in the Summer Honor Band and really enjoyed it...It a group of kids from all over, they do a couple concerts, have them professionally recorded and get CD's...It's a cool experience, except for getting up at 7:00 AM on a Saturday...After that we hit the grocery store...

Then there was full family house cleaning, before I sat on my ass and watched the Fighting Irish take on Navy...Always a tough game for the Irish...Every year Navy gives them all they've got, and they did again this year...




The Irish come away with the win, but lost another Linebacker...Before the season Danny Spond retired for health reasons...Jarred Grace is out for the year with a broken leg...Ishaq Williams suffered a sprained ACL against Air Force...And now Ben Councell suffered a season ending knee injury...The injuries throughout the defense are piling up, but the LB depth has been devastated...Hopefully the rest of the crew can stay healthy and play strong...

Next, Hockey...Fucking Flyers...This past weekend they Flyers were getting throttled by Washington...At this point, it's late in the game and Washington is up 7-0...Holtby has got a shutout going...Good honest fight breaks out between Simmons and Wilson, then asshole goalie Ray Emery goes after Holtby...Anyone who knows hockey knows Emery is a boxer in pads...Take a look...




You are never going to hear me talking about getting rid of fighting in Hockey...But this right here was garbage...Just some bush-league shit that looks like a scene from "Slap Shot"...And of course, those animals in Philly loved every bit of it....Watch this video taken by a fan...




Of course these shit-dicks loved it...Their team sucks...They fired their head coach after 3 maybe 4 games, and made Craig Berube the new head coach...Berube who was a shit player, but knew how to throw around the knuckles...Well, way to go Flyers...Way to celebrate the fights, and Emery's bullshit move...That's fine, read the scoreboard...You fuck-tards still lost 7-0, you dumb fucking, inbred, assholes!  Rocky was just a movie character you fucking dolts!

What bothers me even more, is Emery wasn't suspended...The NHL keeps talking about player safety, and has added instigator penalties, but a goalie skating the length of the ice, unprovoked, and then starting the fight is okay?  Watch that fight again...Holtby didn't want it...He didn't have a chance and knew it...And all Emery wanted to do was beat on him...There is a point where Holtby is going down, again, and Emery lifts him up, so he can keep beating on him...Now the NHL is saying they're looking into a rule change for next year, where if a goalie leaves his zone for a fight he'll get 10 games, possibly less, just as the rule is for a player leaving the bench for a fight...

This all pisses me off because this is the same league that wrote the "Avery Rule" and put it into effect just days after this happened...




I love Hockey, but the NHL is so full of bullshit...Sean Avery is a dick, so he's not allowed to get into a goalies kitchen!   But a thug, half-assed goalie like Emery is allowed to jump Holtby  because he's pitching a shutout, while Emery and Mason gave up 7 goals...Bullshit!

I love the movie "Slap Shot" because it's a movie...If every hockey game was like that movie, I would have tapped out years ago...

The last thing I want to talk about is Northwestern's special uniforms....I'm all for being patriotic, and rocking the Red, White, and Blue...But giving it a blood splattered look seems over the top, and classless to me...

What do you think?

Have a week....

The Beeze.

Monday Moaning

Nice cans, but fuck Burrows bitch!

If you don't know what she and I are talking about, look below...

Yes, Canucks douchebag, Alexander Burrows, bit the finger of Patrice Bergeron in game 1 of the Stanley Cup Finals...So what happened? The pussies running the NHL did nothing about it...Burrows went on to score two goals in game 2, helping his team to a 2-0 series lead...The Big Wigs in the NHL have a knack for being inconsistent when it comes to punishment...If this would have been Sean Avery, he would have been suspended for the rest of the series, fined, and new rules would have been written saying his mouth can't be open within 2 feet of another player...

Remember when they wrote the "Avery Rule" two days after this happened...



But enough of that...The biggest reason the Bruins are down 2-0 is their defensemen get caught pinching in too often...Goalie Tim Thomas gets too aggressive and over compensates for his defensemen, especially when they are down, or in OT, and then gets out of position because of it...He needs to rein it in...

In other Hockey news...Wednesday I wrote about the sale of the Atlanta Thrashers, and their move to Winnipeg...And before that I wrote about the shitty, non-supportive fans in Atlanta...So I was thrilled to see this weekend, that Winnipeg sold out their 13,000 Season Ticket plans in 17 minutes...Hey Atlanta, eat a dick! Hey Gary Bettman, fuck you for doubting the people of Winnipeg...You can choke on a load too!

Next up...Did you hear about USA_SOCCER?
To Baseball...The topic of Buster Posey getting injured in a collision at home plate, just won't die...I've read too many blogs about it...Commented too many times...Heard too many talking heads chime in on it...Well here is my last statement on it...HOPEFULLY...

Scott Cousins made a hard-nosed Baseball play, that players are taught to do...Posey, as a catcher knows the risks of playing the position...It's not Cousins' fault that Posey's stupid spike got stuck in the ground...It's Baseball, and while it's not as physical/violent as Football or Hockey, there are still aggressive, physical, contact plays in it...It was a clean play...

And.....Fuck you San Fransisco Giants Fans...After one of your own was beaten nearly to death by asshole Dodger fans, you fucking cocksuckers turn around and make death threats to Cousins...Fuck you fucking fucks!

On to more asshole fans...A group of Ohio State/Jim Tressel fans, showed up at his house, and did cheers and sang songs, showing their love and support for this cheating ass-hat...Tressel responded by coming out, and guaranteeing a victory over Michigan this year...For_Real!
What an asshole!

Ahhh, shit...Once again the baby is awake...She has been making a habit out of waking up sometime between 11 PM and 1 AM, and staying up for a couple hours...Wanting to play or just hang out with Dad...Maybe she just wanted to get her cute face in another blog...

I was going to writ a bit about what acunt Paris Hilton was this past week on the O & A show...She then threw a hissy fit after being on the View...But maybe I'll save that one just for itself tomorrow...Instead we'll end with Kate Upton, dancing and being hot...




I swear to God I heard her say she wants to fuck The Beeze!

Have a week...

Later, The Beeze.

Monday Moaning

Monday is her again, I hope everyone got plenty of moaning done during the weekend...This week I actually have a bit of sports to talk about, but look out, this topic tends to get political...

I'll start by saying this...Before you call Sean Avery a fag...



Dude was banging this...



And this, before Dion Phaneuf...



Yeah, she's the one he called his sloppy seconds...He also popped one of the Olsen twins, besides a bunch of other celebritard skanks...

Why am I bringing this up...Because Avery, known for being one of the NHL's most hated players, recently publicly support the "Equal Marriage Rights" campaign in New York state...Of course he was blasted by a bunch of haters on Twitter...Including agent Todd Reynolds, who went off, including saying, "Legal or not it will always be wrong."

Who knew that we would still be fighting over equal rights in 2011...To me that's what this is all about...Civil rights...This country fought over blacks having the right to be counted as people, not just three fifths of a man, as the constitution read...We fought for blacks to have the right to vote...We fought for women to have the right to vote...Yet we can't get past people being gay...Are you fucking kidding me!?!

This is a issue that conservatives love to throw out there...Saying how bad it is...It's wrong, and a sin...They want people to focus on stupid shit like this instead of the important shit...But the problem with these ass-hats is, there is this thing called separation of Church and State...I'm a big believer in this...Yet they always want to try and force their religious beliefs into the political arena...Listen, right and wrong isn't owned by God...I didn't need my 12 years of Catholic schooling to tell me it's wrong to kill some one, or that it's not cool to bang my buddy's wife...

The thing is, most of these dolts don't even know the whole book they put so much faith in...




So please take you religion out of the politics...

As for Avery, anyone who knows about him, shouldn't be surprised by him supporting gay rights...The guy spends half his time in the Hockey world, and the other half in the Fashion world...Of course he has gay friends, just like I do...I've been in the restaurant business since I was 13, I know plenty of gay people and guess what...It's not something they choose...They are born that way...Yes, there are some gals who may get drunk and give it whirl for an evening, but that's not choosing to be gay, that's choosing to be hot and give us guys something for the spank bank!

What is surprising, is the amount of support Avery has gotten...People who can't stand this guy, have done their own tweeting, and blogging, and had his back...Holy shit, there may still be hope for us in this world...Is this a sign that there could be some level of tolerance if a gay player came out in professional sports?

I'm not sure about that....And I doubt Sean Avery will see much of this support as next season begins...I'm sure he'll be getting blasted with non-stop 'fag' comments...

In some sad news, Rangers thumper Derek Boogard (28) was found dead this weekend...The reason is still unknown and we may not know for a couple weeks...Boogard was signed by the Rangers as a free agent this past season...I wasn't happy about the contract, because it was too much money for a guy who only fought well...But he won Rangers fans over quickly, choosing to wear #94 in honor of the Rangers 1994 Stanley Cup Champion team...He also dove right into a number of Rangers' charity events...

Boogard only played in 22 games this year and missed most of the season dealing with serious post concussion problems...His family will be donating his brain to Boston University's School of Medicine, which has been leading in the research of concussions sustained by athletes...


Now with that, I'll end with a song that seems fitting with our earlier topic...




Have a week...

Later, The Beeze.

The Beeze's Hump Day Hits

Yes, I'm running a bit behind schedule today...I'd apologize, but I just don't care that much today...So let's get to it...

The New York Islanders' James Wisniewski got himself a 2 game suspension for telling Rangers forward, Sean Avery to suck a dick...Let's go to the video...



As A Rangers fan, let me just say, this is Bullshit...Now a player can't make a blow job gesture...Do you know how much shit talking goes on in a Hockey game...A lot, multiplied by a shit-load! Over the last couple seasons players have gotten suspended for making a throat slashing gesture...I've never agreed with that either...You're allowed to fight...It's a non-stop, physical game, but don't make a slashing gesture...No cock sucking gestures either...This is just another example of the pussification of America...It makes me sick...What happens next...Is this guy going to get banned from arenas?




Are they gonna start throwing guys like these two jokers out too?



'Hey Chris, easy with the teeth there pal!'

I'm sorry folks, but we're just getting too soft anymore...Busting balls, talking shit, it's part of the game...And you know what? Most fans enjoy this shit...Mind you, most people hate Sean Avery...Dude is a dick, but he's good at what he does...I didn't like him before he was a Ranger, but while he's on my team, he's alright with me...If he pisses you off and draws a penalty, he's done his job...There are some get on him for starting shit, and then not fighting...I'll say this...Look at his record, dickhead fought his way into the league...And last year when Dan Carcillo jumped Marian Gaborik, Avery was the first to step up an drop gloves, and he dropped them twice that night...But he's still a dick!

Onto Brett Favre's dick, and Jenn Sterger...This big breasted chick let this cat out of the bag, and then no one heard a word from her...Until today, when her manager released this...

"This is something that allegedly happened two years ago. We don’t want a quick resolution, but the proper resolution."

First, if you're saying somebody did something, why does it say "Allegedly"...And why did she wait two years? Listen, the fact that Favre hasn't denied any of this, makes it clear to me, that it's him on those voice mails, and those pictures of that sorry looking dick, are his...

But Sterger waiting two years to say anything looks bad...And let's not forget that this gal has built her career on her looks...Her career started when a Cameraman found her big tits hanging out at a Florida State game...Eventually she ended up in "Playboy"...Now she looks hot on a show on Versus, and isn't taken seriously...But I mean, it is Versus...So crying foul, two years after the fact, about a guy hitting on you seems a little shady...That's just my view...

But now, let's get to the important part of this nonsense...On this fine Hump Day, which set of Bra and Panties would you most like to see laying on your bedroom floor?

A.




B.

C.

As Always, Read and Respond...

Later The Beeze.

Hockey Season is Back...

...And there's nothing like the Rangers and Islanders scrapping one out...Unfortunately, the Rangers lost...But it was nice to see some bad blood between these two rivals...I hope the hate lasts all season long...

Here's a quality fight between Brandon Prust and Zenon Konopka...




Here's Wisniewski telling Avery to go suck another dick!



That wasn't the first gay thing Rangers fans have seen this week...Check out this creeptastic moment from a few nights ago...



Lot of unity on this Rangers team...Lets hope it pays off!

Later, The Beeze.

Monday Moaning / Christmas recap

Happy Holidays!!! I hope everyone has enjoyed this Merry week as much as I...How could I not? Jimmy Clausen and the Notre Dame Fighting Irish won a game...They won a Bowl game....And they won BIG...What a great gift to get on Christmas Eve. I have to say i was surprised by the outcome...I though the Irish could win, but i didn't expect the offensive explosion I saw....I hope this is something Charlie and the boys can build off of.

Next up, the Cleveland Browns....I've never been so happy after a loss to the Steelers...let a alone a 31-0 a$$ beating....But it's like Christmas all over...the Browns' Season is done, and so are Phil Savage, and BIG, FAT, FATTY, FAT, Romeo Crennel....Now it's time to hire some people with experience...No more first timers...We need some Cock strong mutha f**kers to turn this $h!t around.


Let's stay on the topic of football for another minute or two...I have to feel bad for my friends and family in the Boston area....11-5 and the Pats don't make the playoffs....11-5 without Tom Brady, and they don't make the playoffs...F**king Jets can screw anything up....Including their own season...it wasn't too long ago when their were a bunch of douches talking about a possible Jets vs Giants "Super Bowl"....But No!!! Here comes Brett Interception Favre....that a boy Brett, end on a high note....Douche!!!

How about Chad Weak Arm Pennington....He's gotta be loving it...I wonder what Mike Greenberg did after that game...Did he cry for his Jets? Or did he cream his pants for Chad?

"How about them Cowboys!!!" way to $h!t the bed boys...And to my friends in Philly...CONGRATS!!! The Eagles are back from the dead.

Now I'm moving on to Hockey....I've had a subscription to The Hockey News since I was 13 years old...They try to be objective, but over the past few years they seem to follow the party line when it comes to the NHL....I'm not surprised by this, but some things in the latest issue surprise me...This issue is their "10th Annual 1oo People of Power and Influence"....Number one was Sidney Crosby, which shouldn't have surprised me, but it did....I don't mean to dog "Sid the Kid" because he an awesome, young, talented player, but he may not even be the best player on his team...Evgeni Malkin, who is ranked #91 carried the Pens last season, while Crosby was out with an injury....And his all-around game has improved even more this season...

Number 2 on the list was Alex Ovechkin...and after what I've been seeing from him the last couple of seasons, he may be #1 next year....Number 3 was Gary Bettman....I guess he has "power and influence" but that isn't a good thing....dude is a top 5 douche....Speaking of Douche, and this is another thing that surprised me....Number 27 on the list was Sean Avery..."the most hated player in hockey"...the guy the league makes rules up for on the fly...the guy the league wants nothing to do with....A guy who The Hockey News hasn't always been a fan of...so why give him any ink?

This is what they wrote about him...."Avery,28, is the undisputed winner of the biggest mouth, smallest mind award. He casts himself, the league and the game in a negative light because of his poorly thought-out actions and comments - making this list for all the wrong reasons. The league came up with a new interpretation of a rule just for him."

So I ask again....If he is so bad for the game, and the league, why do you still keep giving him coverage?

I'll tell you why....Because with a dummy like Bettman in charge the league needs characters to help draw attention to the game. The NHL hates Avery, and many in the Hockey world say they hate him, but they keep writing about him....They can't wait for him to open his mouth, so the media will be talking about hockey....They know bad PR is better then NO PR....I hate Hypocrites, and hockey is full of them.

Moving on from sports....How was every one's X-mas? Mine was good...Christmas Eve was a little crazy....My wife's parents decided at the last minute that they were coming to our house for Christmas. I've had to deal with them for every holiday the last 4 years...I was looking forward to this one off....They showed up X-mas Eve as I was getting things ready for my family to arrive....We all ate some apps I made (you can get the recipe on Tales from the Fish House...http://thebeezestalesfromthefishhouse.blogspot.com/ )....we opened some presents...and shot the $h!t for awhile....Oh yeah, we did some drinking....

My family left, and we got the kids to bed....The in laws were here to stay...You have to understand a few things about them...they don't like each other...She just goes through life with blinders on....he can't shut the f**k up....Seriously these two could make anybody crazy...It's bad enough I didn't want them here, but my wife was bummed about it then me.

So the kids are in bed, and I'm playing Santa, and trying to watch the Irish...This a$$ won't leave me alone....He isn't talking about anything...He's just talking to talk...I'm trying to put stuff together, my wife is putting stuff under the tree, and what do we hear....the same $h!t we hear every year..."when you were kids we didn't get you this much stuff." All I wanted to say was, 'well that's cause we're not a couple of cheap, crabby, loveless, a$$holes.' But as always with grandpa, I bit my tongue.

Another problem when our favorite visitors come....I don't cum...Sex is off the table, or the bed, or the floor, or anywhere else....this is because of the one time when granny was staying with us, and she did the ole open & knock...You know, when somebody is opening the door at the same time they are knocking on it...There I was jack-hammering away on Mrs. Beeze, and something so important that Grandma had to get out of bed and tell us right then....She walks in and just starts stammering and then runs out...she didn't even close the door...Then Mrs. Beeze, who often acts like a child, just starts this annoying I'm embarrassed giggle....So ever since then...No love for Daddy.

I could go on about those two, but maybe I'll just save it for a special blog...just for them.

The kids had a great Christmas. They got everything they wanted and more...The Mrs. was very happy with all her presents, as was I....She got me too much...A Blow Job would have been nice though.

I hope You and Yours had a very Merry Christmas.

Have a good week.

Later, The BEEZE.

Sean Avery vs Gary Bettman....Who's the Douche?

I'd like to talk about the Sean Avery controversy....If you don't know he referred to his ex-girlfriends as his sloppy seconds, as an attempt to be funny, and to taunt a player (Dion Phaneuf) on an opposing team, who is dating Elisha Cuthbert...One of Avery's ex-c**dumpsters. That was mean...I apologize...But she has made a few other trips around the NHL, so is it really that mean?

So the NHL has suspended Avery for 6 games....6 games for talking sh!t....I played hockey at a Catholic high school (3 state titles), and our coach said worse stuff to us at practice....I've said worse on the ice in my beer league....and worse things are said on a nightly basis in the NHL.

Let me get this straight...You can punch dudes in the face, but you can't talk sh!t

about them....WTF!!!

The biggest reason for the suspension is Gary Bettman and other league officials don't like that Avery has called them out in the past...Most recently in an interview on E:60. This comment was nothing new for Avery who has made his living by being a pest....There have always been pests in hockey and there always will be.

Avery has been a wanted man by Bettman ever since last years playoffs, when he stood in front of Martin Brodeur and kept waving his hand and stick in his face in an attempt to distract him....It worked....he scored shortly thereafter.

The next day the league was putting together a new rule..."the Avery rule"...prohibiting a player from doing such things. The NHL has decided to change the rules whenever they see fit...or at least whenever Sean Avery pisses them off....WTF!!! I have always thought Avery was a douche, even when he was playing for my beloved RANGERS, although I was glad he was on my team instead of the others. I still think he's a FIRST CLASS DOUCHE...but so is Gary Bettman.

That's it for now,

Later, The BEEZE.