Monday Moaning

I thought after Katie Nolan's second SPANKING of the Dallas Cowboys, that maybe the organization would take notice of how they and their players act...But no...They need a much greater spanking...

Sunday, against the the Seattle Seahawks, this happened...




At the 1:30 mark, Dez Bryant is seen walking across the 40 yard line, he has his helmet off, is pointing, and of course he is talking...Do you know what he said?

"That's what you fucking get!"

Dez Bryant on Ricardo Lockette injury: "That's what you f-cking get." #Leadership pic.twitter.com/Pb3d1UGZX5

— NFL Memes (@NFL_Memes) November 1, 2015

I think over the last year, I have made it completely clear, just how much I hate the NFL...And the last month we have seem nothing but idiot bullshit come from the Dallas Cowboys...Once known as "America's Team"....What they are is a microcosm of everything that is wrong in our society, so I guess they are "America's Team" in a way...America's shitty team....Our bad neighborhoods, our, punks, and drug dealers, and wife beaters, mixed with the billionaire CEO who cheats on his wife with gold-digging co-eds and strippers, and he is surrounded by his little red headed yes man, who does whatever big daddy says, even though he knows it's taking the business in the wrong direction...


I don't know how many times I have heard Dez Bryant "gets a bad rap" or that he is just a "passionate player"...Really? Honestly, you can say that? The fucking asshole hit his own mother! So if you defend him, fuck you! He's a flat out, and asshole...I knew that before Sunday, when he was talking shit, trying to start fights, and saying, "that's what you fucking get!"  while Ricardo Lockette laid motionless on the field...

When Bryant was asked after the game if he said, he said, "I got on one knee and prayed for that man. Don't put clips together and do that." Then asked, by a reporter, "Did the Seahawks accuse you of saying something?" Bryant said, "Nah man, ya'll did man, bullshit media did."

I didn't see him down on one knee praying...I saw him yell, talking shit, and finger pointing, in his typical fashion!

I have had many wishes in my life...And very few have come true, but a few important ones worked out...I have a new wish....fuck that...I'm better then Greg Hardy, Jerry Jones, and Dez Bryant...I'm not going to wish AIDS on that entire organization...I just wish that this time next week, I'm writing about Dez Bryant and Greg Hardy's career ending injuries...Fuck them...Fuck the Cowboys!


-Moving on to college football...It didn't even take the ACC 24 hours to throw their refs under the bus...Hell, the refs took longer doing the review then it did for the ACC to suspend the officials...Miami returned a kickoff to beat 30-27, but the return, which it should have been easy to see during the 9 minute review period, should not have counted...The ACC said one of the Miami players knee was down before one of the 8 laterals on the play...






The ACC suspended the on-field officiating crew, and the two replay booth officials...But they aren't overruling the call or overturning the game's outcome...

ACC Commissioner, John Swofford said in his press release, "The quality of our officiating program is of the highest importance to the league and its schools, and the last play of the game was not handled appropriately. Officiating is an extraordinarily difficult job but our players, coaches, programs and fans deserve the best that can be offered. We will continue to strive to meet that standard."

So the "players, coaches, programs and fans deserve the best that can be offered."  So how the hell can the ACCC say the officials shit the bed, they're suspended, bu we aren't going to give the game it's proper outcome?  

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I fucking know, 'the human element is part of the game'....It's such a fucking part of the game, that the NCAA and NFL, and MLB, and NHL have all added instant replay and replay officials to correct all the nearly never ending, fuck-ups caused by "the human element"...So if fucking up and in this case, fucking up royally is part of the game, ( "the human element" )  then shouldn't righting a wrong be part of the game too...Duke got fucked in the ass...the ACC admitted it...Now they should pull the big cock out of Duke's ass and stick up Miami's ass...All John Swofford needed to add was, 'Duke wins, Miami loses, our guys fucked up royally...We're sorry it took them 9 minutes to get it wrong, when people at home figured it out in a minute and half.'  Or something like that!



-On the home front, we got swamped on Halloween...The new neighborhood gets down for trick or treat, and we ran out of candy at 7:20...Trick or treat hours were 6-8...And we dumped most of what Molly got, (the stuff she doesn't like) into our pass-out bowl...I even boosted some from the boy, and told him to go hit another street. He was fine with those marching orders...

That's it for now...

Have a week!

Monday Moaning

 



 

I doubt were going to see any Hurricane Sandy damage that looks better then this....

 



 

Well, for those of you who don't know, Sandy didn't just kick the hell out of New York and New Jersey...I know that's all the news talked about, but 500 miles away from the eye of the storm, Cleveland Ohio was getting it's ass pounded with rain that had started last Friday, and Monday the high winds kicked in...500 miles away and we were getting 50-75 mph winds...And the rain didn't stop until Thursday...Trees up-rooted all over...power lines down everywhere...My neighbors roof is fucked...The address numbers ripped off my house...Shit got real...There are still people in Northeast Ohio without power...My phone and Internet was down for 3 days...Holy shit I was losing my mind...2 blocks away the electric company, and phone company, and cable companies were working non-stop for 3 days...They had to replace 6 poles...Yeah, I know we didn't take the devastation that New Jersey and parts of New York did, but I felt people needed to understand just how big and strong this storm was...

And because of Sandy, Halloween was pushed back...My neighborhood moved it back to Sunday...So we waited until Saturday to get pumpkins...Good prices...The kids drew their ideas, and I carved them up...I did pretty good...

And here is the family, all ready to go...Our traditional pic with Frankenstein...

And of course, we had the trick or treaters...We had a number of drop offs this year...Those are the fuckers from another neighborhood, who  get dropped off to cut in on the loot...Then we had the shit head parents with a bag, saying they had a sick kid at home...BULLSHIT....Fucking teenagers in no costume...Not even trying...They get nothing from me!  Then I had some dolt pulling a real little kid in a wagon...The kid was asleep...If your kid is asleep in a wagon at 6:30PM, you shouldn't be trick or treating...Fuckers make me crazy...Luckily, I ran out of candy just after 7...I had to dip into snack bags of Goldfish to finish off the rush...Little Beeze got back, and passed out some of his own candy, but by 7:15 or so, the whole street was turning off their lights...So I called it too...

-You want to talk College Football...Checkout the WRAP_UP first...

Plenty of people disrespecting Notre Dame because they had to get lucky, and go to 3 OT's to beat Pitt...Yet, when Alabama was struggling to beat LSU, and looking like shit, the announcers said, "great teams, championship teams, have to have games like this."   Wait, so it's okay for Alabama to struggle, and get lucky, (Les Miles screwed it up) but Notre Dame isn't allowed to...I'm sick of the double standard that gets thrown at ND...I'm sick of the free pass SEC schools get...I'm sick of SEC fans ignoring the fact that, at least half of their conference fucking sucks!

The latest BCS rankings have 'Bama 1...Kansas State 2...Oregon 3...and ND 4...I have no problem with ND being 4...They are most likely the weakest team...But in my eyes, K-State is #1...They have proven it week in and week out, and without a doubt have played the toughest schedule so far...I would probably Oregon #2, just because their offense is so powerful...Their D has a lot of questions, but if they got into a shootout with 'Bama, the Ducks win...

-If you have Browns kicker Phil Dawson on your fantasy team, Sunday wasn't too bad for you, since Dawson kicked 5 field goals...Trent Richardson rushed for 105 yards...And Brandon Weeden threw 2 picks, (should have been 3, Reed dropped one) and looked like crap, as the Browns lost 25-15 to the Ravens...What a sorry game this was to watch...

- I've been keeping an eye on the Seattle Seahawks, ever since that game against the Packers, that everyone says the refs stole...Even though the Seahawks played a hell of a game...Today, the tough Seattle D gave up 182 yards to Adrian Peterson, and the Seahawks still managed to beat the Vikings 30-20...While I'm confident San Fran will take the NFC West, this Seattle team may cause some problems...

-Now, Tuesday is Election Day...I'm not going to get into all the political crap that has gone on...I'm not going to sit here and point out the lies, and try to swing your decision a different way...If you need me to do that, you have bigger problems...And screw undecided voters...Those are just uniformed/lazy dolts....But I am going to pimp one person running for public office...

JIM_WARD for Wisconsin State Senate...I'm in Ohio, so I can't vote for Jim...But any of you readers in Wisconsin, you gotta get behind my pal...I grew up with Jim...Went to Grade School  together...He's no politician...He's a History teacher, who is sick of the same old political BS...

This was written recently about Jim, after a candidate forum...

"1. I'm mostly a Republican voter however Jim Ward was way more impressive than Lazich. In fact, for being in office for 8 years, she did not sound knowledgeable at all. I think it is time to elect people for their qualities rather than the party!

2. It does seem that Ward has a better grasp in the issues."

Seriously Wisconsin, Tuesday, Jim Ward is your guy!

That's it folks...Have a week...

SRV, Take us out...





The Beeze.

Who Knew "Peanuts" Was So Offensive?

It's Halloween, and even though Trick or Treat has been pushed back to the weekend because of the storms here, there's no reason not to celebrate the day a bit...

 What I'm about to post, many will find very offensive...With out a doubt, it is full of racist stereotypes, and fucked up sexual comments...Seriously, if you don't like "Blacksploitation" you shouldn't watch...If you are easily offended, you shouldn't watch...Seriously, it's fucked up...

Me, I can get past that shit...Yeah, racist humor can be offensive...Sure feeling can be hurt...Maybe it's not nice...But I disagree with the douchebag at my work who nearly cried as he said, "Not everything is a joke!"  I replied, "Yes it is...If you can't come here and have fun, bust balls, and laugh, go home and eat a gun."  I really try not to take everything so damn seriously...I can see past the shit in this video that will offend many, solely because it is hilarious to hear this shit coming out of Charlie Brown and his Peanuts pals mouths...

 Thanks to my pal Lew who sent this to me last Halloween...






Happy Halloween!

The Beeze.

Monday Moaning

I've never really liked Halloween...I always thought it was a stupid holiday/tradition...I gave up on the whole trick or treating thing after 5th grade...Just seemed stupid...And like a waste of time, money, and effort...I guess I was born an old curmudgeon...

But I do like some of the costumes...

       
Yes, ladies get to wear whatever they want...And we don't mind...I mean, you never see a nurse look like this at the doctors office...

 
Halloween...Women's free pass to slut it up, and not have to take any shit for looking like a whore...

I could go on for days just posting pics of slutted up Halloween chicks, but shit, I've got a job and kids to worry about...So lets get on with this...First off, until my College Football WRAP_UP yesterday, I've pretty much avoided writing...I've just been uninterested...Hell, I barely went on Facebook and Twitter last week until Thursday...But Notre Dame beating Oklahoma Saturday got me going well....That along with the horrible injury to Marcus Lattimore...All that can be seen in the Wrap Up mentioned above...

I had fun bashing Rick Reilly after the ND win...I was giving it to him good, since he trashed ND this pre-season, all because his daddy was too stupid, and flunked out of Notre Dame...Reilly blocked me on twitter...What bitch...Fuck him, he's garbage...But I found it sad, that the ND win, and trashing Reilly was the highlight of my weekend....Seriously, this weekend just sucked for me...

My plans changed a couple times, and none of the things planned involved anything I wanted to do...I hate to complain, but it just sucked...First the Little Beeze and I were going to go camping with the Cub/Boy Scouts...But after the news broke a big story about years of covering up sexual abuse in the scouts, especially in Ohio, I started thinking differently...It didn't help their case that each week at the meetings, I look around at the adults in the room and think, 'these fuckers are weird...I'd never hang out with these creeps.'  

Then the wife was talking about a girls night Saturday...Then a couple days later she informed me she would be taking the kids on that event...All her and the gals were taking the kids trick or treating in the one skirt's neighborhood...She said, "you'll have the night off!"  I could deal with that...Just me and football...Then one of the gals said her dude was coming...So I got signed up too...Then she said, "Good, I can drink with the girls, and you can drive."  Promises were made...Luckily I got us out of there in time to see the ND game...I had enough of these people, and enough of the sugared up mess of kids...I hustled us out of there, got home...Got the kids to bed...Football and promises...But she doesn't drink as well as she did in her youth...She was feeling to sick to keep those promises...So it was just me and football...

And then of course, it hasn't stopped raining for 3 days...And this is before we get our blast from stupid Hurricane Sandy....Oh, and snow is a possibility in the forecast this week too...Sunday, the kids and I were going to get pumpkins, and all that happy horse shit, but the weather killed that...I didn't watch the Browns...They won 7-6...Doesn't sound like I would have enjoyed watching it anyways...I've thrown in the towel on the Browns...I'm just not going to intentionally piss myself off anymore...Just not worth it...I actually didn't watch any NFL games...I just wasn't interested...

The Giants swept the Tigers in the World Series...I can't offer any insight, because I didn't watch any of it...But I did just see Bud Selig present the Trophy to the Giants...He sounded like s sleepy stroke patient...Christ this guy needs to go...And my God, FOX is just putting Erin Andrews on TV constantly...Earn that over-inflated contract money bitch!

And in case you care, the NHL has canceled any possible games for November...1. No shit...2. Most people don't care, because the NHL lost all the steam they had gained the last few years, just by announcing the lockout...Personally, I haven't missed the NHL yet...And I won't this year, because I'm pissed...I've enjoyed following college hockey even more then I have in the past...I'll be fine without you NHL!

That's it for me now...But look for me to post a very offensive Halloween treat soon...

Have a week...

The Beeze.

Monday Moaning...Happy Fucking Halloween

Yeah, I'm not a big fan of Halloween...Although I do like that it has turned into more of a look like a slut day! I never liked it much as a kid, and even had a few of my younger years, where I just didn't go trick or treating...I tried to go along with the flow a few more times, but I just never bought into it...The begging for candy thing seemed dumb, especially since there was never any tricks...Other then some one smashing your pumpkins in the street hours later, there was no fucking tricks...It was bullshit...

But now I have kids, and of course they're into it, so I have to go with the flow...The flow being, setting up decorations, and carving pumpkins, and spending too much on costumes my kids will wear once...During all this, I start getting annoyed by it, and the pumpkin carving gets intense...I don't trust my kids with sharp shit, so I do the carving...We draw their ideas out and then I get to work...Little Beeze, artistic as hell loves to challenge me, and I dig back into my art major days and strive for perfection...This is where the wife gets annoyed with me! And baby Molly's pumpkin, well, I took a crack at carving her, all 6 teeth, big smile, wide eyes, and dimples...(I'll get picture uploaded tomorrow night)

I had to do something other than watch the Browns get smoked by the 49ers...WOW does that offense suck! It's like each wee they take another step backwards...I never thought I would want Eric Mangina's awful offense back!

-So I missed most of the NFL coverage, but I saw this, and I loved it...


All last week I heard dopes on ESPN talking about "Tebowing" The whole kneeling with the fist on the head...Well, it didn't take long for some one to stick right back to St. Tebow! The Lions Stephen Tulloch shoved it right in Tebow, and the world's faces...Some will bitch about it, but Tebow set himself up for it...If he's going to do it every time he makes a big play, he better expect it to get it back...This why I feel dopes like Tebow, no matter what their faith is, need to keep that shit at home...I don't drag my religion/church (The church of the Beeze) into the Fish House with me, and shove it people's faces...Knock it off St. Tebow, and learn how to throw!

-I worked a double Saturday, so I missed the Notre Dame game...I was glad to see they not only didn't struggle with Navy, but they rolled them...But it's too little too late...They needed to bring that shit against USC, Michigan, and USF...The Irish Hockey team took 2 games at Bowling Green this weekend...Sorry Frank!

-Did you see the end of the Wisconsin/Ohio State game...The Luckeyes let the Badgers back into the game later, and then gave up the lead...Then, I nearly choked on my Sullivan's Irish Red, and Turkey & rasher Melt, as Wisconsin gave up another Hail Mary touchdown...All the talent, hype, and love for Wisconsin, and these dopes get beat two weeks in a row, on a Hail Mary...Unreal!

-I just have one note on the World Series...Am I the only person bothered by the fact that MLB postponed game 6 for a possibility of rain...Rain that never really came...Which set up the Cardinals to have their "Ace" go in game 7 if they got there? It just seems fucking strange to me...

-So I wasn't around much last week...Lots of shit going on in Beezeland...And I was a single parent for a couple days while the Mrs. was in Philly for a funeral...I even had to break out the baby gates...Ms. Molly wasn't pleased...


So then she tried to charm her way into the kitchen...


How can you say no to that?

As for costumes...She's going as a bunny, but she's not hip on the ears...The oldest is going as a Witch...She says a good one, but she's been mouthy lately...9 going on 16...The Little Beeze is going as an Angry Bird...But the costume is big and bulky, so he's not going to wear it at school...For school he's going as a "Star Wars" classic...


All these years later, and Boba Fett is still the coolest, baddest, mother fucker in the galaxy...

Have a Week...

Later, The Beeze.

Monday Moaning

At some point Halloween went from kids dressing up in costumes and pestering people for candy, to those two pieces of delicious candy up above...Don't get me wrong, I've always hated Halloween, but those two gals up there, have me agreeing with these two down below...ALL ABOARD!


Suddenly, I'm hearing STYX...'Cum sail away, cum sail away, cum sail away on me!' Oh, those aren't the lyrics...


Yes ladies, you smile, and I'll dream!

So, Sunday was Halloween...Nothing like getting the kids all sugared up on a Sunday night...I'm trying to watch the end of the Patriots game, which included Brett Favre leaving the game looking like this...


Such a wonderful image!

Then somehow, I'm suppose to get these kids to bed, so they get plenty of sleep before school tomorrow...But they're all hopped up on sugar and excitement...Oh, and little Beeze has quite the big ego going...He was a Shark this year...It's a pretty cool costume...He was the hit of the school Halloween parade last week, and people were just raving to him while he was out begging for candy...I also got a number of compliments on my Shark pumpkin...But he took credit for it, because he told me to carve a Shark pumpkin...Little prick!

So in sports this weekend, the Fighting Irish lost to Tulsa...But that was the least of their concerns...It was A_BAD_WEEK_IN_SOUTH_BEND...

Then of course there is the whole BCS race...Last week Auburn jumped to the top of the BCS standings...Suddenly, Oregon jumped to #1 this week...Now I thought Oregon should have been there last week, but I just don't get this jumping up and down shit...Both teams lit up their opponent this week...Auburn beat Ole Miss 51-31...Oregon beat USC 53-32...It's fucking madness...

But my hope of Boise State or even TCU getting a shot at the title, got a little more help this week...Undefeated Michigan State got destroyed 37--6 at Iowa, and unbeaten Missouri got pounded 31-17 by Nebraska...

In the "World Series" the San Francisco Giants have a 3 games to 1 lead over the Texas Rangers...Just in case you were wondering...I haven't paid attention...I had to look it up...

The Browns didn't play this week, which gave Kent read, Kent write, Kent State the chance to honor Josh Cribbs...They retired his #9...Here's some numbers on just how good he was there...7169 passing yards with 45 touchdowns...3763 rushing yards, with 41 touchdowns...Pretty damn good...At the ceremony, Cribbs gave something back...He gave the University $100,000 which was equal to his scholarship for 4 years...

Saturday night, the annual "Holy War" took place...


My Alma Mater, St. Edward, gave rival St. Ignatius a much deserved 33-10 beating, completing a perfect 10-0 regular season...Onto the playoffs, and hopefully a State Title...

Let's move onto the gossip scene...I figure since I saw this shit standing in line at the grocery store, why not throw it in...

So Charlie Sheen was suppose to pay this gal (Capri Anderson) $12,000 for an evening...


But apparently it spun out of control when he got coked up and freaked out...She ended up being found by the police, naked, locked in the bathroom...I wonder if she'll be seeking legal counsel for her lost wages...

Then I saw Justin Timberlake cheated on Jessica Biel...



Hmmmm...

With Olivia Munn



I'll just say, way to go! Hey, he ran up in both of them...And I'd take Munn over Biel...And if I was him, I'd keep playing the field as long as I could...

That's it for now...

Have a week...

Later, The Beeze.

Monday Moaning

Here we are again...Another weekend has blown past us, and here comes a steaming pile of Monday right in the face...

It was a pretty good week in the Beeze's world...I realized no matter how much time I spend blogging, or writing my book, which will be a bestseller, or f**king around on facebook...I'm still not the guy that spends too much time on his Halloween yard decorations...But I found the king...He's right here in Cleveland, about 3 minutes from my house...He built these himself...

Optimus Prime took him 6 months, and Bumble Bee took 4...Too much time on your hands dude! Don't get me wrong, they look cool and the detail is amazing...But I'd rather spend that time f**king!

Thursday night Our Lady Peace rolled into Ohio for the third time on this tour...This time in Columbus...And again they put on a great show...The set was mostly the same with a few different songs mixed in...

And again Steve Mazur on Guitar was awesome....

Friday night, Mrs. Beeze, myself, and our friends Bryan and May went out to dinner at a great local restaurant...The Bistro on Lincoln Park...We've been there before, and I gave them a great review...Well, they didn't disappoint this time either...The food was awesome...The latest review will be up by Tuesday...

Saturday Morning was spent at the Fish House...The it was time for Halloween madness...Kids, candy, and beer...How can you pass out candy without beer?

My brother and his family came over for trick or treat...Then it was time for him and me to give people sh!t...If you costume is sketchy...We're grilling ya...The teenagers don't like how we pounce all over their not so much of a costume...One girl just broke off the old..."It's for my sick Cousin." Her boyfriend laughed, and they were sent on their way with no candy...Hey, the economy is f**ked, I'm not giving candy to every loser with no costume...At least give us a good story...

Then there was the kid dressed like Michael Jackson...Fine...whatever...But then him and his posse came back and tried to double dip...I'm not letting that happen unless I get to make you look like a dolt...So I said, "You're Michael Jackson? Then dance!" This little sh!t didn't miss a beat...He was breaking off all the old school moves...We send them off with some candy...About 20 minutes later, almost time for lights out, and these punks comeback again...So I tell them all to dance...There they were...6 kids breaking it down on my front lawn...They got hooked up...

Then there were these two freaks...About 16 years old, and living in there fantasy world...My brother asks "What the hell are you?" These dork goes into this whole f**king speech...They were based off of some game...Like the new version of D&D...Whatever...The kid closes with, "I stay immortal, by killing." Can't wait to see this psycho on the news! So when these two came back for seconds I was feeling good...(Good=Buzzed) I just let out a, "Get the hell out of here before I stick that fake sword up your ass!"

Instead of candy, I should have given them money for a hooker!

Then it was time to kickback...Well as much as you can with noisy kids all hopped up on sugar...And watch Notre Dame put a beating on Washington State... http://irishbuzz.blogspot.com/ That was nice to see...

Sunday, I had to do a short tour of duty at the Fish House...Thank God! It saved me the pain and suffering of having to watch the Browns get the sh!t kicked out of them by the Bears...The Patriots had their bye this week...So I had nothing to balance out my rage...I did get to see soem of the much hyped, Packers and Vikings game...Have I ever told you I hate Brett Favre...I was really hoping to see that guy get his arm and leg broken in this game! No such luck...And the Viking are looking strong...

In the latest news about the little Beeze...Not much has changed...Except his need to put his hands down his pants has increased...He's really working that thing...Honestly in the time I spent with him on Sunday, he only spent about an hour total, without at least one hand down there...I got a feeling I'll be hearing from his teacher this week...

Oh...F**k the Yankees! That just needed to be said...

Now, I'll end with a laugh...Well, I laughed at least...But I am twisted!


Have a good week...

Later, The Beeze.