Monday Moaning

Holy shit! I didn't start off this Monday's post with a piece of ass...Sorry guys, but I put the T&A aside this week, to pay tribute to my high school Alma Mater...

Now normally I start this post recapping from Thursday or Friday, but this week we're starting in the middle of the weekend...Saturday night, the St. Edward Eagles took on Huber Heights Wayne for the Ohio High School State Championship...Of course football is a huge deal here in Ohio, and St. Edward High School is a big deal in my family...My Dad went there, and my oldest brother went there, and I went there...The other brother didn't, and that's why nobody likes him!

The school has a proud tradition, especially when it comes to athletics...25 Wrestling state championships...11 Hockey state championships...3 in Baseball...1 in Basketball...and until Saturday night, 0 in Football...

This Eagles team has gotten a lot of press around here...The biggest Offensive Line around...All five starters have been highly recruited, and all are BIG! The Eagles have also played the toughest schedule in the state, and one of the toughest in the country...What's really surprising, is this team was 4-6 last year, and after Saturday, they were a perfect 15-0...

But the title game wasn't easy, as they went up against a good Wayne team, lead by their Quarterback, Ohio State recruit, 6'3" 200lb. Braxton Miller...Miller had an excellent game both rushing and passing...The Eagles found themselves down 21-7, but battled back, by their fearless Quarterback, 5'9" 165lb. Kevin Burke...


Burke is well known for his fast feet, but he has no problem making the throws his team needs him to...The Eagles surged ahead 27-21...Then Miller lead Wayne back down the field and took the lead back, 28-27 with 2 and a half minutes left...Burke and company drove it right back and after a touchdown and two-point conversion, the Eagles went ahead 35-28...


Miller would have one last shot, but after being pressured by the Eagles defense, he threw up a desperation pass, that was picked off...Afterwards, Burke said, "I was happy they scored, I wanted to run a two-minute drill. It was awesome." No offence, but Ohio State can have the Miller...I'll take the little guy! Congrats to the Eagles!


Moving on, in What The Fuck news...The Washington Nationals signed Outfielder Jayson Werth for a hell of a lot more than he's worth! 7 years, $126 million! Grossly overpaid, for a career .272 hitter, with a 120 HR and 406 RBI in 8 seasons...Christ Baseball teams are getting retarded with the Money they are throwing around!

Speaking of Baseball being retarded...There's something that Happened Friday that hasn't gotten enough coverage in my eyes...Chicago Cub great, Ron Santo died...His life, career,on and off the field, and the total lack of respect he's gotten, have not gotten the coverage it they deserve...And based on m y numbers, not enough people read what I posted on the topic, so here is a LINK

Of course some of that may have been overshadowed by "The King's" return to Cleveland...Yes, I wrote about that over-hyped bullshit too...RIGHT_HERE

I don't know about you, but at the Beeze house, Sunday's are for getting shit done around the house, doing something fun with the kids, and of course, Football...So let me just make this clear to the neighbors...Stop sending your rotten kids over to my house during the Browns game! I don't like your little fuckers either!

I practically slammed the door in one little girls face today, as I said, "NO! I'M WATCHING THE BROWNS GAME, NOT YOU!"

We also did some Christmas decorating as well...



See, I'm a nice, fucking festive guy!




That's it for now...

Have a week...

Later, The Beeze.

Monday Moaning

Yes, it's Monday again and I guess you could say I've had the blues...Not just because it's Monday...I've been in a bit of a funk lately...I'm still feeling like shit, but still doing my duties as a husband, father, and employee of the Fish House...All this combined has kept me from writing, and well sorry to say, but it's kept from giving a damn about the world, and the things that get me ranting...Hopefully I'll be back to my old form soon...Hell, let's just try to work our way out of it right here...

Normally a good looking lady can help me with my funk...Hey look! Erin Andrews rolled into Ohio this week with College Game Day, and she even took some time to take in a Blue Jackets game...


Too bad she was with these two tools! Wow, Erin Andrews at a Jackets game didn't pep me up...Besides being in the middle of a douche sandwich, she's also got that stupid look on her face...Yes Erin, it's stupid looks like that, that make guys pullout and blast you in the face!

Speaking of Hockey...The New York Rangers and Edmonton Oilers got close to some "Old Time Hockey" Sunday...When I saw this starting to happen, I thought we were about to have a bench-clearing brawl...



Wow! Avery reeled him in and suckered him! I'm really wondering how the fines/suspensions may work out...The fact that the Oilers had 8 guys on the ice has to come up...Peckham going after Avery has they are taking him down the tunnel has to come up too...But the biggest thing that has to be talked about, is a topic I have brought up before...All of this started because of a clean check...Avery is a shit-bag, but it was a clean check...I'm sick of players acting like cunts over a clean hit...Fraser knew it, he didn't have a problem with it...If a guy cheap-shots one of yours, fine, kick his ass...If it's clean, return the favor with a clean hit...When did this bitchiness start?

Moving on...After another Saturday double at the Fish House, I headed home, pressure washed my yam bag, and kicked back to watch some football...Sadly, at 11:00PM there isn't much to choose from...So I popped on a game I DVR'ed from earlier in the evening...My Alma Mater, St. Edward vs. Cleveland Glenville...

That's right folks, second round of Ohio High School Playoffs...Two undefeated powers going at it...You may wonder why high school...So you know, between these two schools, there are 21 players projected to be playing Division 1-A College Football...Hell the entire St. Ed's O-Line are already signed...

Early on it was a tight, back-and-forth battle...Glenville went into halftime with a 16-14But once the second half started, The St. Edward Eagles dominated, and blew it wide open, winning 42-22...

Sad to say, I didn't tape the Notre Dame vs. Utah game...It would have been nice to watch an Irish victory...Yes, I said victory...The Fighting Irish took down #14 Utah 28-3...


Even more shocking, they did it without, Dayne Crist, Kyle Rudolph, Armando Allen, Ian Williams, Theo Riddick, and T.J. Jones...From the looks of it, the Irish defense played well, and Freshman QB, Tommy Rees looked good...Nothing outstanding, but good...13 for 20, for 129 yards, 3 touchdowns, and most importantly, no interceptions! Hopefully they can build off of this...

So Sunday I was looking forward to watching the Browns play the Jets...After beating the Saints, then The Patriots, I getting into my old Browns fan feelings...They came out strong, and took it right to the Jets...


Both teams put it all out there...Late in the game, it looked like the Jets had it, but rookie QB Colt McCoy drove his team down and hit Mohamed Massaquoi for a 3 yard touchdown pass, with 44 seconds left...Dawson's extra point tied the game up at 20...Overtime was the same as the game...Back and forth...The Browns had a great chance, but Chansi Stuckey fumbled at the Jets 32...The Browns defense held strong and Nick Folk missed a third field goal on the day...But the Jets defense forced the Browns to punt, and with 16 seconds left, Santonio Holmes scored on a quick strike from Mark Sanchez, and Browns corner Eric Wright completely shit the bed on the play...

I haven't been a huge fan of Eric Mangini, but as I watch this team progress, I keep thinking, maybe he is the guy...I look back when Bill Belichick was coaching here, and how he shit the bed, and how we all hated him...But he learned from it, and now he's doing pretty damn good...Mangini stunk it up in New York, now maybe he's figuring it out...I'm hoping the Browns stick with him...

Now I'm going to knock back a couple Great Lakes Christmas Ales, an crash...What? You don't know about Christmas Ale? Well have a listen!




Yep, it's so good, it makes you do stupid videos like this...




Have a week...

Later, The Beeze.

Monday Moaning

At some point Halloween went from kids dressing up in costumes and pestering people for candy, to those two pieces of delicious candy up above...Don't get me wrong, I've always hated Halloween, but those two gals up there, have me agreeing with these two down below...ALL ABOARD!


Suddenly, I'm hearing STYX...'Cum sail away, cum sail away, cum sail away on me!' Oh, those aren't the lyrics...


Yes ladies, you smile, and I'll dream!

So, Sunday was Halloween...Nothing like getting the kids all sugared up on a Sunday night...I'm trying to watch the end of the Patriots game, which included Brett Favre leaving the game looking like this...


Such a wonderful image!

Then somehow, I'm suppose to get these kids to bed, so they get plenty of sleep before school tomorrow...But they're all hopped up on sugar and excitement...Oh, and little Beeze has quite the big ego going...He was a Shark this year...It's a pretty cool costume...He was the hit of the school Halloween parade last week, and people were just raving to him while he was out begging for candy...I also got a number of compliments on my Shark pumpkin...But he took credit for it, because he told me to carve a Shark pumpkin...Little prick!

So in sports this weekend, the Fighting Irish lost to Tulsa...But that was the least of their concerns...It was A_BAD_WEEK_IN_SOUTH_BEND...

Then of course there is the whole BCS race...Last week Auburn jumped to the top of the BCS standings...Suddenly, Oregon jumped to #1 this week...Now I thought Oregon should have been there last week, but I just don't get this jumping up and down shit...Both teams lit up their opponent this week...Auburn beat Ole Miss 51-31...Oregon beat USC 53-32...It's fucking madness...

But my hope of Boise State or even TCU getting a shot at the title, got a little more help this week...Undefeated Michigan State got destroyed 37--6 at Iowa, and unbeaten Missouri got pounded 31-17 by Nebraska...

In the "World Series" the San Francisco Giants have a 3 games to 1 lead over the Texas Rangers...Just in case you were wondering...I haven't paid attention...I had to look it up...

The Browns didn't play this week, which gave Kent read, Kent write, Kent State the chance to honor Josh Cribbs...They retired his #9...Here's some numbers on just how good he was there...7169 passing yards with 45 touchdowns...3763 rushing yards, with 41 touchdowns...Pretty damn good...At the ceremony, Cribbs gave something back...He gave the University $100,000 which was equal to his scholarship for 4 years...

Saturday night, the annual "Holy War" took place...


My Alma Mater, St. Edward, gave rival St. Ignatius a much deserved 33-10 beating, completing a perfect 10-0 regular season...Onto the playoffs, and hopefully a State Title...

Let's move onto the gossip scene...I figure since I saw this shit standing in line at the grocery store, why not throw it in...

So Charlie Sheen was suppose to pay this gal (Capri Anderson) $12,000 for an evening...


But apparently it spun out of control when he got coked up and freaked out...She ended up being found by the police, naked, locked in the bathroom...I wonder if she'll be seeking legal counsel for her lost wages...

Then I saw Justin Timberlake cheated on Jessica Biel...



Hmmmm...

With Olivia Munn



I'll just say, way to go! Hey, he ran up in both of them...And I'd take Munn over Biel...And if I was him, I'd keep playing the field as long as I could...

That's it for now...

Have a week...

Later, The Beeze.