Yes folks, this week in the Hump Day Hits, we're going to talk about Jenn Sterger...Sadly, we will also have to mention Brett Favre..But Not too much...The inspiration for this week's Hits...THIS article from the New York Daily News...I don't care if you read it or not...There was a part in there that got me fired up...Her manager had this to say...
"Her life's been turned upside down by this. Her dad was in town and had to see his daughter on the front page of (a tabloid) two days in a row. She's having a really tough time dealing with this. She's lost nine pounds. She was already in model shape before, so it's not good if those nine pounds just go missing. She's doing her best to try to stay focused on work and being a 26-year-old woman. But at the same time, it's obviously very difficult when there's paparazzi camped outside your home and TMZ is calling your house."
Okay, let me pick this horse shit apart...1. She tells some one at DEADSPIN about Favre calling her and texting her when he was with the Jets...They dig into it, and magically get voice mails and picture messages of his cock...No one else would have those except her...She gave up the goods, and I'm sure made a pretty penny from it...So fuck off!
2. Her dad saw her on the cover of tabloids...Heavens no! His poor little girl...His poor little girl who posed in "Playboy" and has picture like this all over the net...
Sorry, but Jenn and daddy will get no sympathy from me when I can find pictures of Jenn all over, and most of them are of her looking sexy, slutty, sultry, and any other word that equals, making guys horny! Again, fuck off!
3. I don't care that she lost 9 pounds...Eat some steak and potatoes bitch!
4. She's doing her best to stay focused on work, and being a 26 year old woman...Ummm, I've watched the shitty show she's on...It can't be that hard to stay focused on that drivel...And focusing on being a 26 year old woman...What the fuck does that mean? Focus on being a cum dumpster...Oh, and fuck off!
5. Paparazzi and TMZ! Why would this surprise you...You outed Brett Favre for being a limp dicked douchebag...What did you expect would happen next? And when did cameras start bothering you...If it wasn't for cameras, you wouldn't have a career! A camera man noticed you tits at a football game...Then you started posing for every camera you saw...Then you got on gig TV...Now you don't like the limelight? You made your bed, now roll around in it with you clothes off! again I say, FUCK OFF!
I don't feel bad for Jenn Sterger, and there's no reason to...There's no doubt in my mind that she is going to collect some more scratch from Favre...I don't feel bad for her daddy...If he a problem with his daughter being on the cover of tabloids, he should have told her to stop dressing like that and posing for cameras a long time ago...I don't feel bad for any of these dolts involved...Fuck Favre too...I could maybe feel bad for his wife, but if she didn't know he was a dolt by no, then tough shit for her too...
On a side note, LeBron James and the Miami Heat lost to the Boston Celtics Tuesday night...I normally don't care about basketball, but this made me smile a great deal...Yes, LeBron can fuck off too!
Now to the important part of the show...This week we're gong to look at some stockings...'Cause as Reverend Billy said, "I'm a fool for your stockings."
So on this Hump Day which pair of stockings would you like to get between?
Yes, I'm running a bit behind schedule today...I'd apologize, but I just don't care that much today...So let's get to it...
The New York Islanders' James Wisniewski got himself a 2 game suspension for telling Rangers forward, Sean Avery to suck a dick...Let's go to the video...
As A Rangers fan, let me just say, this is Bullshit...Now a player can't make a blow job gesture...Do you know how much shit talking goes on in a Hockey game...A lot, multiplied by a shit-load! Over the last couple seasons players have gotten suspended for making a throat slashing gesture...I've never agreed with that either...You're allowed to fight...It's a non-stop, physical game, but don't make a slashing gesture...No cock sucking gestures either...This is just another example of the pussification of America...It makes me sick...What happens next...Is this guy going to get banned from arenas?
Are they gonna start throwing guys like these two jokers out too?
'Hey Chris, easy with the teeth there pal!'
I'm sorry folks, but we're just getting too soft anymore...Busting balls, talking shit, it's part of the game...And you know what? Most fans enjoy this shit...Mind you, most people hate Sean Avery...Dude is a dick, but he's good at what he does...I didn't like him before he was a Ranger, but while he's on my team, he's alright with me...If he pisses you off and draws a penalty, he's done his job...There are some get on him for starting shit, and then not fighting...I'll say this...Look at his record, dickhead fought his way into the league...And last year when Dan Carcillo jumped Marian Gaborik, Avery was the first to step up an drop gloves, and he dropped them twice that night...But he's still a dick!
Onto Brett Favre's dick, and Jenn Sterger...This big breasted chick let this cat out of the bag, and then no one heard a word from her...Until today, when her manager released this...
"This is something that allegedly happened two years ago. We don’t want a quick resolution, but the proper resolution."
First, if you're saying somebody did something, why does it say "Allegedly"...And why did she wait two years? Listen, the fact that Favre hasn't denied any of this, makes it clear to me, that it's him on those voice mails, and those pictures of that sorry looking dick, are his...
But Sterger waiting two years to say anything looks bad...And let's not forget that this gal has built her career on her looks...Her career started when a Cameraman found her big tits hanging out at a Florida State game...Eventually she ended up in "Playboy"...Now she looks hot on a show on Versus, and isn't taken seriously...But I mean, it is Versus...So crying foul, two years after the fact, about a guy hitting on you seems a little shady...That's just my view...
But now, let's get to the important part of this nonsense...On this fine Hump Day, which set of Bra and Panties would you most like to see laying on your bedroom floor?
So "DEADSPIN" started the rumors back in August...Now they have voice mails and pictures...Voice mails and pictures Favre sent to JENN_STERGER ...Pictures of his cock...If you listen to the voice mails, you gotta feel sorry for the guy...Dude has no game! If you see the pictures, you gotta feel bad for the guy...Now we know why he wears #4...If you're going to show it off, it better be impressive...
Oh, you haven't seen or heard this shit yet...HERE_YA_GO!
Now I know that "DEADSPIN" is known for being more of a tabloid style, sports site, but they do get plenty of things right...And really, that does sound like Favre on those voice mails...Then today, "DEASPIN" put up THIS_LIST of what other media outlets were saying about the story...
Two things stood out to me...First, Jason Whitlock's ARTICLE on this situation...Now I'm not a fan of all this sexual harassment garbage that goes on these days...If it wasn't for a little workplace sexual harassment, I wouldn't have a wife...That's right people, Mr. and Mrs. Beeze hooked up at work...A little sexual innuendo here, a little grab ass there,a little sex on the bar...Boom! Married two kids and another on the way!
But nonetheless, it's something that's out there...She was an employee of the Jets, and so was he...So the Jets and the NFL should be taking a long look at this...But something tells me Brett won't be treated as harshly as the countless other NFL players who have screwed up in recent years...
The second thing that stood out to me...ESPN, and their complete and total silence on this topic...I mean hell, they cover the Brett Favre off-season, drama queen act religiously, but now when the dirt starts flying, they go silent...Nothing online, nothing on the radio, nothing TV...I guess they're going with that theory of 'If we just ignore it, it'll go away.' Or maybe their big ego has them playing the, 'If we don't cover it, it's not really news' card...Of course they can't say anything bad about their golden boy!
Once again, "The world wide leader" shows that they're the "world wide leader" in bullshit!
I hope Favre's wife leaves him, and takes a shit-ton of his money...I hope Jets players mock his little dick all night long, during Monday Night's game...I hope he is fined and suspended...I hope ESPN turns on him...Then I can right another blog about what tools they are...I would normally hope for an injury, but I'd rather see him mocked all season long, and spend his nights alone, weeping in the corner, using his tears as lube, while he pulls on his little pud, screaming 'WHY JENN! WHY!?!'
Back again for another round of the Hump Day Hits! Let's get right to it...
Shaq signed with the Celtics...He's looking to win his 6th title with his 6th team...I wonder if it can happen...The Celtics are pretty much the same team they were last year, just a little older, and they added age with Shaq...I have to think they aren't going to lie down for the boys in Miami...
Rumors were flying around about Brett Favre recently, and surprisingly it was about his future in Football...Or maybe not in Football...The rumors were about Favre sending VERSUS Hottie, Jenn Sterger pictures of his c0ck...One of him wearing nothing but crocs and a watch, just showing off his junk...
Hey, she's hot as hell, but damn Brett, you already had people thinking you were a douchebag, now this...I have to say, I was surprised by this story...I wouldn't think Favre would be that guy...But anymore should we be surprised by these stories?
In other goofy f*cking news, one of Justin Bieber's loving fans blasted him with a bottle of water, and it's hilarious!
In the past I've written about the plans for a Mosque to be built near "Ground Zero." If you missed it, here's aLINK...It is the ultimate show of disrespect...Well, so far they haven't changed their minds, and it makes me nuts...This topic was being discussed on the Opie & Anthony Show...As you probably know, I'm a big fan...I totally agree with them on this topic, and greatly respect their opinions, since they live and work in New York City...Here what they had to say...
Well if you need a laugh, there's a guy in Tennessee running for Governor...At first I thought it was bullshit, but he's for real...Seriously, he's really running for Governor...How f*cked up is Tennessee!?!
Now onto the most important part of this...On this lovely Hump Day...Which of these female sports reporters would you most like to lay the wood to...
