The Beeze's Hump Day Hits

Last week we did the old Hump Day Survey...This week we're switching it up, because I don't have too many questions to ask...But I do have a couple topics I want to hit...Yep, the kid has some shit to rant about...(SHOCKER!)

First, Monday I was bitching about Indians closer Chris Perez ripping Clevelanders for not packing the stadium for Indians games...Oh, and he ripped them for booing him, after blowing a game, and booing him when he put two runners on base his next time out...Asshole needs to grow up...Pro athletes get booed when they fuck up...Stupid fucking child! Asshole making $5 million a year telling me how to spend my money...I've been working since I was 13 years old, and I'll never come close to making $5 million in my life...Unless my writing career some how takes off! So Perez can still lick my ass!

Then today, I hear this douche on Cleveland sports talk, Chuck Booms, bitching at the fans, saying they better fill the seats for this series against the Tigers...After he bitches for a few minutes, his partner Kevin Kiley, who often annoys me, called him out, and asked Booms, "How many tickets have you bought?" Booms starts yelling, "I don't have to, I'm in the media, we get in free!"

So this little, shit is going to scream at Clevelanders to spend their money on the Tribe, but are you crazy? Why would he? He's in the Media...Bitching on the radio makes him part of the media and gives him free tickets whenever he wants...Well shit, I bitch on my blog, where the fuck are my free tickets? Here's another fucking asshole, telling the regular folks what to do with their money...These cock suckers have some balls...And if you ever listen to Booms, you can here he is a closet case, boner smoker...

If I go to a Tribe game, I gotta pay $20 to park my car...Then the cheapest seats in the house are $10...And let me tell you, I don't feel like sitting in the bleachers or nose-bleeds...Then if I want a beer, that's $8...A fucking hot dog is $6...Everything there food wise is grossly overpriced...Then if it's just me and the wife, we have to pay a baby-sitter...And when you're talking 3 kids, that shit gets expensive...If we bring the kids, that costs, and gives us a fucking headache...

But this little asshole who goes to games free, is going to tell me what to do with my money...He really needs to choke on a cock and die!

The next thing pissing me off is the Phoenix Coyotes management...More than a few years ago, the NHL switched what jersey was worn at home...It use to be the white...But they switched it to the dark jersey...So the Coyotes look really stupid when they tell their fans to do the old "white out" thing, and all wear white...The LA Kings are skating around the ice wearing their whites, and the Coyotes are in all maroon...The league has let teams wear white at home at times...So if the Coyotes wanted to do a "white out" why not get the team on board too...Way to make people think they are watching the kings play in front of their home crowd...Stupid fucking Phoenix...They could have broken out their old black jerseys, and done a "Black out." Maybe this seems gay, but it just looks stupid...

Since we were just talking Hockey, let close with some hockey hotties...On this Hump Day, which of these Hockey wives would you must like to do some stick-handling with!?!


A. As seen at the top of this post, Willa Ford (Mike Modano)





B. Hilary Duff (Mike Comrie)



And just remember how she handled getting engaged...






C. Carrie Underwood (Mike Fisher)




Alright, Read and Respond...And Happy Hump Day!

Later, the Beeze.

The Beeze's Hump Day Hits

Well Winnipeg, I hope the Thrashers Ice Girls are part of the deal!

Yes, The Atlanta Thrashers sale has happened, and they will be moving to Winnipeg...Ahh, Hockey, back up North where it belongs...No offense to the South, but Hockey really isn't your thing...And this being the second team to leave Atlanta for Canada, well I think that point was made clear...

And no Atlanta, I don't want to hear you crying about this...You had superstar players like Heatley, Kovalchuk, and Hossa...And you didn't show up...You had a team that even when they put together quality seasons, you didn't show up...The franchise lost money every year, and that has more to do with you, then it does ownership, or the players...

Then of course NHL Commissioner Gary Bettman, who was all in with this deal...Odd, since he lead the charge to take Hockey to the Sunbelt...So Bettman was all in, but then issued a warning to Winnipeg, that they need to support this franchise, or the league will move them elsewhere...Really Gary!?! You're going to tell Canadians in Manitoba that they need to support a Hockey team!?! What a fucking asshole!

Don't worry dummy, they'll make Atlanta fans look like the joke that they are!

Now you are going to get a tiny bit of Basketball from me...I know, this is rare...I'm not a fan, and don't pay much attention to it...But I saw a lot of rumblings about the Lakers hiring former Cavaliers coach Mike Brown...Listen, the guy was only fired because that's what LeBron wanted, and the Cavs wanted to do anything to keep him...He was the third coach that was fired because James wasn't happy with him...And as far as being a good coach, he did a lot of winning with a shit team, that had one player, with a giant ego on it...He'll do just fine in LA...

Now to the hot topic in Ohio...Jim Tressel was forced out at Ohio State...The word came down on Memorial day...Not a classy move, but Tressel is full of non-classy moves...I'm sure his hope was on a day like Memorial Day, the story wouldn't get too big, and it would knock a day or two off the news cycle...Guess what, no such luck Jimmy boy...

I lost followers on Twitter because my views on Tressel, which I have shared plenty times before...Dude should have been fired a long time ago...When he left Youngstown State, they got drilled by the NCAA...He has had multiple players locked up...A couple killed...He has always bent the rules, and protected his players...This time he got caught, most likely because of his ego...How could it not be huge with the way people in Ohio love this jerk...

It was amazing to see all the people talking about how unfair it is, and how he should have stayed...How the NCAA should go easy on Ohio State now...NOPE! Ohio State should get the "Death Penalty"...Why? Because at one time, there were at least 28 players who were breaking NCAA rules...28 players in cars they shouldn't have been in...That's 28 players that he knew should have been ineligible, but played them anyways...Pryor had 4 different cars so far...Then the tattoos...Then the big one...When asked, he knowingly lied to the NCAA...

The compliance Department should get whacked...The AD should get whacked...The University needs to be held accountable, just as much as the coach and the players...There is no way they didn't know...The NCAA needs to nut up, and set an example...

But enough of that...Wednesday night...Stanley Cup Finals! It's gonna be a good one!

Now on this hot Hump Day...This is for all you Thrashers fans...All 250 of ya...Which of these lovely Thrashers Ice Girls would you most like to bang all the way to Winnipeg!

A.

B.

C.


Later, The Beeze.

The Beeze's Hump Day Hits

Yes people, the Hump Day Hits are back, and back with a vengeance...

The first topic I'm hitting on is this Ray Lewis interview with Sal Palintonio (Don't care if I spelled it right) from ESPN...I love the fact that ESPN does this interview, then a number of their Radio talking heads take one small clip, and beat to death...(You know, like those guys Ray Lewis and his boys murdered)

They keep playing the clip where Lewis talks about how crime will be on the rise if there is no NFL season...When I first hear this snip it, I thought, "What a fucking asshole!" Which is what these dolts want us to think...They made it out like Lewis was saying, NFL players would be robbing, and killing people, because of the lockout...But what Lewis was talking about was all the people who "live through us"...Huh...Who the fuck lives through you...But Sal guided him into talking about the people who work at stadiums and shit like that...Ray, said "There's nothing else to do Sal!"

Hey Ray, the Fish House is looking for a dishwasher...Maybe a part-time cook...Also Ray, could you stop acting like the NFL is the savior of the world...It isn't, and you aren't John the Baptist either...Shut the fuck up...

That said, fuck ESPN's Radio douchebags for only playing that little bit...Play the rest, so people get the full context...You fuckers are from reporting sports news...You're fucking spin-doctors just like most of the media...Here's the interview, not just one soundbite...




Oh, but I'm not done with ESPN yet...Last night I went after "The World Wide Leader's" Linda Cohn, via Twitter...

You see last night's San Jose, Vancouver game had a kind of fluke, ending to it...In the second overtime, Canucks defenseman, Elder, went to dump the puck into the corner...He put it up on the glass, everyone was looking for it to go around the boards, but it hit one of the stanchions between the glass, and kiccked back out to the blue line...Everyone was looking for the puck as it ended up of Canucks defenseman, Kevin Bieska's stick...He shot immediately, and before anyone knew it, it was in the goal...Game over...

So afterwards Linda Cohn tweeted this..."Play to you hear the whistle. The #Sharks forgot. #Canucks did not. On to the Finals first time since '94. Luongo 56 saves. #welldone"

Okay, first I think it's play till you hear the whistle, not "Play to you hear the whistle."

I felt it was my duty to reply..."@lindcohn The Sharks didn't forget, they just didn't see the puck, you dummy...What the hell do any of you ESPN dolts know about Hockey."

"@lindacohn it was 54 saves you dummy!"

Seriously, the playoffs have been great, and ESPN gives them 2 minutes late in the show, and most of the time they sound stupid...And Cohn clearly looked at the stats and saw SA: 56...SA= Shots Against whore! SV= Saves...Which it was 54, you stupid gash!

Fuck I hate ESPN!


Now for the important part...The Hump Day Hotties, inspired by the best Hockey blog out there...HOCKEY_HOT_CHICKS and Somewhere in Between...

On this stormy Hump Day, which of these Lovely Ladies would you most like to ride the storm out with?


A. Paris Nicole



B. Sarah Jackson




C. Holly Peers



Oh, and if you enjoyed this ranting, you may enjoy the beating I gave BEYONCE last night...

Later, The Beeze.

The Beeze's Hump Day Hits (Irish edition)

So Monday I said I was going to get into my thoughts about the end of the world...Well, I wanted to keep the Hump Day mood lighter, so I got into that wacky, deep stuff Monday night...If you want to check that out, you can find it HERE...

So St. Patrick's Day is almost here, so this week Hump Day post has an Irish theme...First maybe you'll want to take a peek at my St. Patrick's Day History_Lesson...

Okay, so I'm still having trouble figuring out what to write about when it comes to sports...I really don't care about the NFL's battle between players and owners...Rich guys bitching over billions of dollars just loses me...I haven't picked a side...I just don't care about these rich fucks...

I don't know shit about Basketball, but that didn't stop me from filling out a bracket...I've got Belmont shaking shit up, and getting two wins...You saw it here first! Winning it all, I got The Notre Dame Fighting Irish, taking down Syracuse in the final...Does any of this make sense? I don't know, and I don't care...Go Irish!

Now to a sport I have never written about...Skateboarding...Okay, I'm not writing about skateboarding, just a skateboarding douche!

I had always thought Tony Hawk cool...He put this sport on the map...And yes, I was watching the X-Games when Hawk landed the the first ever 900...That shit is crazy...What's crazier? Hawk ditching his third wife for his lifelong best friend, and business partner, Matt Goodman's wife...

Goodman and his wife Cathy have been married for almost 20 years...Who knows how long Hawk has been poppin' his pal's old lady!?! Tony Hawk has always pushed the limits, well now I guess he wanted to see how far he could push the messiness of divorce mixed with business...Put Tony Hawk up for all the awards...Tool of the Week...Douchebag Extraordinaire...He totally deserves a Skull Fuck!

Time for a drink...




How about we mix in a quality Irish Comedian...







True...





Also True...

Now on this fine Hump Day...Which of these lovely Irish Lasses would you most like to hump?


A.




B.




C.




Happy Humping...

Later, The Beeze.

The Beeze's Hump Day Hits

Well it's Hump Day again so I figure I should fire off the hits...First there is a story I feel isn't getting enough coverage...It's Dave_Duerson's_Story, and it's tragic and hopeful, and it's real...

I'm not sure what else to write about...The Middle East is going bat-shit crazy, and people are revolting against leaders who have been in power for 20-40 years...Many that the U.S. Government put in power, or at least supported over the years...

Our lovely boys and girls in DC are fighting over the budget...Many want to cut things that will shit all over the slowly fading away, middle-class...Yet they aren't willing to cut things that will affect them...Hey John Boehner, stop crying so damn much and cut your benefits and pay first...And since I mentioned this crying douche...Listen, I have no problem with a guy being emotional, but this prick cries anytime some one says boo...I hate Nancy Pelosi, but let's be honest, if she was to ever cry in public, she would get destroyed for it...

Oh, and since I'm rolling here, can Republicans stop talking about wanting less government, while they tell people who they can and can't marry...'We want less government involvement, unless it's us telling you who you can fuck.'

I don't really want to get into an abortion debate, but I do want to say this...You hold no real moral high ground if you tell some one abortion is wrong, that they are taking a life...And then you turn around and kill a doctor who performs abortions...All you are is what you call them...A murder, and last I looked you don't hold the position of judge, jury, and executioner...

Wisconsin's new governor is going to war with unions and got busted via a crank call basically admitting he wants to take all unions down...Oh, and can people stop comparing Wisconsin to Egypt...I haven't seen any Molotov cocktails or gun fire there...It's not even close, so get a hold of yourself...

Also this week, 4 U.S. citizens were killed by Somali pirates after being hijacked, and held for ransom...Okay, I've had enough of this pirate bullshit...

Seriously, we need to start hunting these assholes down and killing them...I'm not fucking joking! They understand death, so maybe if we kill enough of these assholes off, they'll get the point...Knock this shit off, or we will kill you ass-hats...

Okay, this week's hits are kinda heavy...So let's get a laugh in here...Monday I talked about Patrice O'Neal's hilarious stand up special...Well here's a clip of Patrice on a radio show, trying to understand white people...It's funny cause for a certain generation, it's true...

Now, for the important part...Since I avoided sports in this week's hits, and Spring Training has started...Lets look at some Baseball Wives...

A. Heidi DeRosa

B. Heidi Hamels

C. Lisa Dergan Posednik

Later, The Beeze.

The Beeze's Hump Day Hits

Ahhh, as American as warm apple pie! Yes, it's time for the Hump Day hits again...We took last week off, and we're posting early this week, or else it won't get posted at all...

What's first this week...Well the NFL labor talks haven't been going very well so far, and even the talking heads who had been positive that a deal would get done, are changing their tune now...Owners ripping players during talks...Yes, Carolina's Jerry Richardson ripped Peyton Manning...Hey asshole, that's my job! He also dissed Drew Brees...Reports say Richardson was sarcastic when Manning was talking about players' safety...Richardson said, "What do you know about player safety?"

What a dick! Some one should have asked him what he knows about running a football team, seeing as how his sucks balls!

Me personally, I hope there is no NFL next year...Let these rich guys on both sides of the table show their true colors...They've got the hottest ticket around...This country is Football crazy, and loves the NFL...They all make a fortune off of us fans, and these millionaires are all gonna bitch about money...Fuck'em! I'll watch college and high school football...I'm from Cleveland, I'm use to not having NFL Football!

The St. Louis Cardinals have offered Albert Pulos $200 million over 8 years...They are fucking nuts...The guys numbers have been slipping for the last few years...His strikeouts are up...Doubles are down...Average is down...He's become just a power hitter...And I hate to agree with Colin Cowherd, but power hitters are in the top 3 most overpaid professional athletes...And 8 years...Dude doesn't have 8 great years left in him...Maybe 5 good years...This is why baseball continues to struggle...The award contracts based on what you use to do, and not what you can do..."Baseball is always looking in the rear-view mirror"...

Next, I have to hit on the Grammy's briefly...I watched a lot of the show, and I have to say, most of it sucked...Most of the music nominated, sucked...Most of the music performed sucked...And most of the show as a whole sucked...And please, nobody tell me again how great Arcade Fire is...All they did was blind everyone with their non-stop strobing lights, so they couldn't see the band play very average music, and scream into their mics...And why do so many bands now sound like they're just ripping crap from the '80s?




Next thing about the Grammy's and all award shows really...Can stupid gay guys stop telling us what is a fashion disaster...Yes, some gay guy said that Rihanna's dress was a "fashion disaster"...



Dude, this is fashion gold....That's the type of dress we need to see more of...Excuse me while I look just a bit more...

Now for the most important part of Hump Day...This week we're going to look at the new Adam Sandler movie that the media has been trying to force down our throats...On this fine Hump day, Which of Sandler's lovely co-stars would you most like to Hump?

A. Brooklyn Decker

B. Jennifer Aniston

C. Nicole Kidman

It's not even fair is it?

Later, The Beeze.

The Beeze's Hump Day Hits

Okay, I'm posting this early in case this big Ice Storm, followed by Snow Storm knocks my power out...

Normally the Hits has a bunch of sports crap in it, but this week I don't have much in the sports world...But I have a bit in the Hockey world...Sidney Crosby has been whining about blindside-head shots ever since David Steckel laid him out in the "Winter Classic"...



Of course there are the Crosby defenders who are on his side...And then there are people like me who can't stand this whining ass-hat...Listen, I agree blindside-head shots are a bad thing, and the penalty needs to be harsh...BUT...Crosby didn't have anything to say about blindside-head shots when his teammate Matt Cooke ended Marc Savard's season with one...

BUT...there's another reason I think Crosby is being a bitch, and I'm glad he got laid out...There's something they ignored in the broadcast of the "Winter Classic"...Okay, the mentioned it when it happened, and just passed right by it...Then moments later Steckel got payback for his team...Just before he put Sid the skid on the ice, Crosby slashed a Capitals player across the wrist...The cameras didn't bother to show that player riving in pain of the bench...Hockey has always policed itself, and Steckel handed down the punishment...

Now a head shot and wrist slash may not be an equal swap, but what if the Capitals player's wrist was broken? He'd be out just as long as Crosby and his concussed head...So fuck'em...Especially after watching that show on HBO that showed off how much he bitched and whined at refs...I'd love to play one shift against Crosby...Afterwards I'd be escorted to the locker room, and he'd be laying in a puddle of his own piss, shit, and blood!

Now onto a totally different topic...Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino, you know that asshole from that retarded show, "Jersey Shore"...This fuck-tard made $5 million last year...$5 million to workout, tan, party, and come as close as possible to sexually assaulting women as he could without having charges pressed...Seriously!?! Remember when MusicTeleVision showed music videos...Now it's shit like this, and "Teen Mom"...What the hell happened? $5 million to be a stereotypical ginzo douche! If this is what "The American Dream" has become, then fucking 2012 can't come soon enough!

I saw this a few days ago thanks to Twitter, and it's everywhere now...Just a little more proof that so many of the talking heads on TV have no clue about what they are saying...Just reading the prompter...



Now for the most important part of the show...This week we're going to choose from some lovely Hockey wives...

So on this fine Winter Storm Warning Hump Day, which Hockey Wife would you most like to drop the gloves with?


A. Emma Anderson

B. Carrie Underwood




C. Hilary Duff




That's it for now...

Later, The Beeze.

The Beeze's Hump Day Hits

Yeah, it's been all about the blow job lately...One of the smartest things I've done in my life, was striking a deal with my wife...If she drops and gobbles, I'll get up with the baby that night...It's worked out very well so far...I've always been able to run on little sleep...She's happy because she gets a good night of sleep, and I just got blown! I've gotten more blow jobs in the last month than I got all of last year! There's a life lesson folks...Marriage is all about give and take...I'm giving loads and she's taking them!

Next up, a quick birthday shout-out to Wayne Gretzky...Wayne Gretzky is 50 years old today...That just seems crazy to me...


Many have argued whether Gretzky is the greatest hockey player of all-time...Many say Gordie Howe, because he had the physical game, to go with so many of the records Gretzky broke...Many say Bobby Orr, because he changed the way the game was played, and how defensemen played...I wasn't lucky enough to see either of those guys live and in living color...But I saw plenty of Gretzky...He had a feel for the game that was unmatched...In my eyes he's the greatest, and I don't see these young stars knocking him off that pedestal...

So, who watched the big State of the Union speech? I watched porn! Why should the DC douchebags be the only ones sitting around stroking their egos! I actually did catch the speech...It was a well done, well thought out, rah, rah speech...'We should do this, and we should do that...I want to do this, I want to do that...America Yay!' But there wasn't much in the way of how we are going to do this and that...The President talked about making advances technology that could be this generations "Apollo" moment...Well isn't that funny...Invoking Science, Technology, and NASA after basically shutting NASA down...I wonder if people realize how much of what we use in our every day lives is because of research that had been done by NASA?

The speech was filled with ass kissing aimed at both the left and the right, but mostly down the middle...And at first I liked it...The man has a way with giving speeches...But then I went over it and realized the lack of substance, and that this was more of a motivational speech...Sadly we've seen little motivation from most people in DC, so why would they start now?

President Obama made a great speech in Arizona after the shootings a couple weeks ago...And after last night's speech I realized what had happened...The Speech in Arizona was the first of his re-election campaign...Last night was number two...Politics is politics...

I know this is either boring some one or bothering some one, so let's get Bill Burr in the mix talking about Brett Favre's Masseuse trouble...



As a man who has bee to massage parlors, I say damn right Bill!

There has been almost non-stop talk about Jay Cutler being a pussy...Players, former players, talking heads, all blasted him on Twitter, and TV, and Radio...I think it was kinda shitty how he got blasted without people even knowing the extent of the injury...But what's worse, are the people who who back-pedalled after the reports came out on his jacked-up knee...Like Maurice Jones-Drew, who after wards tried to play the, "I was only joking" card...No you weren't! Fuck you! You're a punk ass bitch that sat out the last couple games of the season cause your knee was hurt...Fucking cunts!


Now to the good stuff...This week, it's the battle of Olivia...So on this Hump Day, which of these lovely ladies named Olivia would you most lie to unload in, or on...


A. Olivia Munn...




B. Olivia Thirlby...




C. Olivia Wilde...




As always read and respond...

Later, The Beeze.

The Beeze's Hump Day Hits

Here we are again...Hump Day! Let's get right to it...In Monday's post I briefly talked about my wife and daughter watching the Golden Globes...Well this Hump Day is all about Celebri-tards! So Ricky Gervais hosted the Awards, and as a comedian he ripped on these people and he did it well...And afterwards a bunch of these dochebags were unhappy about it...



That was just the opening, but I guess he kept ripping all night...Listen, all these people do is kiss each other's asses, and lick each other's balls, and they can't take a little humor...Fuck them!

In sports, one of the top celebri-tards, Brett Favre has more women coming out of the woodwork, talking about Favre sexually harassing them...Massage therapists upset because he wanted a handy...Doesn't every guy want a happy ending!?! Now I'm not one to defend Brett Favre, but seriously ladies, report when it happens, or you just look like a lying cunt!

Speaking of cunts...Been wanting to use that segue forever! Anyways, the worst type of celebri-tards are the completely talent fucks out there...Like these "Jersey Shore" fuck-stains...These assholes are famous for being the very worst part of the sterotypical twenty-something, Italian, douchebags...MTV, which stood for Music television, but has nothing to do with music now, puts these ginzo assholes up in a house, and films them partying, tanning, fighting, and that one asshole, "The Situation" coming as close to the line of rape as you can...These fuckers shouldn't be famous and on TV...They should be shot!

They aren't the only celebri-tards who have no talent...What about these Kardashian bitches...Why are they famous? Their father was a well know shyster...Their plastic mother got re-married to Bruce Jenner...He's a fucking plastic mess too...Some how, these rich bitches just got famous...Now, I'll give Kim most of the credit...She at least did a homemade porn and released it...At least she's talented at one thing...Being a cum-dumpster!...But damn it, she did something...The other two just road her cum-bucket coattails to celebri-tard land...

I don't get it...What the hell is this world coming to?

Let's get to the good part...But we're going to stick with the theme...Rosie Jones has dominated recently...


We're going to put her in the Hump Day Hall of Fame with Alana...So to stick with the celebri-tard theme...

On this Hump Day, which of those idiot Kardashians would you most like to Hump?


A. Kourtney...




B. Kloe...




C. Kim...




As always, Read and Respond...

Later, The Beeze.

The Beeze's Hump Day Hits

So, Stanford kept their QB, but lost their coach...Just as long as they don't lose this gal!

As for the National Championship Game...I thought it was pretty good...It was hyped to be a shootout between to high-powered offenses, but Auburn's defense was outstanding...And Oregon's defense played a lot better then I expected...Cam Newton was good...But the Auburn front 7 were the real stars of the game...

And now, maybe we all should except that the SEC is the best conference in College Football, considering they just took the last 6 titles...

Trevor Hoffman has decided to retire...He ends his career with 601 saves...Is that enough for this closer to get into the Baseball Hall of Fame? Who knows with how those ass-hats vote!

Michigan has hired Brady Hoke to be their new Head Football Coach...Honestly, I don't know anything about him, and I'm not willing to research the guy...the only thing I care about Michigan football, is watching them lose!

This week in the NFL playoffs, I'm gonna give you my predictions...Patriots roll the Jets and Rex Ryan, and his stupid big mouth! The Ravens will beat the Steelers in a close battle...The Falcons will take-out the Packers...And the Seahawks will shock people again...Upsetting the Bears...But if not, take the Seahawks with the points anyways...they'll keep it close!...

The shooting in Arizona is still a hot topic all over the TV and well, it should be...But too many people are trying to spin it to make others look bad, or to try and push their agenda...I tuned into the Daily Show, and once again, I was happy to see Jon Stewart, once again, being the voice of reason...Although, isn't hat kinda sad, that the Daily show puts the "news" networks to shame...

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Now onto the less serious part of this post, but still very important...

On this snowy Hump Day, which of these ladies would you most like to warm up with?


A. Rosie




B. Kayla




C. Maky




As always, Read and Respond...

Later, The Beeze.

The Beeze's Hump Day Hits (New Years Edition)

Well 2010 is almost over...2011 is lurking around around the corner...What will the new year old for you? What will it hold for me? I've been trying to think about 2010, and remember all the big stories, and all the shit that has happened in my world, but it's all a blur...Maybe the new baby cutting into my sleep has scrambled my brain a little bit...Maybe having this new little girl has overshadowed everything else...

So instead of looking back on the year, I'll just look back at this last week or so...I'm losing my fucking mind! Not because of the baby...It's my mother-in-law...She offered to come and stay with us after the baby was born, to help out for the first couple weeks...It's been almost two weeks, and we're still waiting for some help...So far she has knocked back four 12 packs of soda, eat my food, take my son's room over, use way too much toilet paper, found ways to avoid her grandchildren, and always seems to be in the way...She has washed some dishes, but I have to rewash them when I get home from work...For some reason she uses her hands or dirty wash rag instead of one of the three dish washing brushes we have...

To be fair, she has done a good deal of laundry, but when I'm working a double at the Fish House, and the oldest is sick, and the little Beeze is, well, the little Beeze, and my wife is taking care of the baby, maybe grandma could jump in and help with the kids, or make dinner...We could give a shit about the laundry at that point...

Then...Back at Thanksgiving I made it clear to everyone, we weren't having people over for Christmas, and we weren't going anywhere for Christmas...I wasn't making a big dinner...We had no idea what would happen with the baby, and we didn't want any extra chaos...So on the 23rd, she invites my father-in-law, and brother-in-law over for Christmas dinner...Never talking to me about it...And it was clear she wasn't cooking anything...So off to the store I go on Christmas Eve to get shit to make a dinner...Because as much as I wanted to throw her in the street, and tell them if they showed up at my door, they would be laying next to her, I didn't...I love my wife, and she was just as frustrated as I was, maybe more...I bit my tongue...If she wanted to go off, then she knew she could tag me in...But she didn't...She's too nice...But she wanted to, and so did I...

Father-in-law, and brother-in-law, stayed a very short time...The pretty much ate and left...This was kinda nice, but it pissed me off at the same time...I scrambled to make them dinner, even though they knew I didn't want to do it, grandpa ran his fucking mouth, like he always does, and they left...Spend some time with the kids...Offer to help cleanup...Don't just eat and run! WTF!?! Clearly, based on my mood, no matter what they did, I wasn't going to be happy...

Grandma continues to make me nuts...She complained about having an upset stomach today...Then during the course of the day, ate chocolate cake, pumpkin spice ice cream, and killed some more soda...Seriously?

Okay, I should move on from this topic...

Those pussies in Philly are playing the game they postponed because a snow storm was coming...They only got 12 inches in Philly...What a bunch of twats! Actually, that's an insult to twats! Even the governor of Pennsylvania called out the NFL and everyone else involved, referring to them as wusses! Damn right Ed Rendell!

Now after this has happened, what does it mean next time there is a snow storm coming...What if some one thinks it's raining too hard...A bad precedent has been set, and the NFL is going to have to pull their collective heads out of their asses!

It's been awhile since I posted any Bill Burr...Here is Bill and his thoughts on the Jets, Rex Ryan, and Rex's love of feet!




It's still the Holiday season, so I decided to borrow some Holiday Hotties from one of my Favorite sites... http://www.hockeyhotchicks.com/

So on this fine Hump Day, which of these Holiday Hotties would you most like to give a yule log?


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As always, Read and Respond...

And Happy New Year!




Later, The Beeze.

The Beeze's Hump Day Hits...With a bit of Moaning Too

Well gang, I didn't show up Monday, so I thought I better drop in for Hump Day, and spread a little Christmas cheer...Yes, I say Christmas...None of that Happy Holidays bullshit...I celebrate Christmas, so I say Merry Christmas! If you don't, I don't give a shit...

So things have been crazy in my world...The baby was born a week ago...Over the weekend she got jaundice...We did some crazy running around to the doctor's office, then the lab...Then got a Bili-blanket, and long story short, she's doing better...If none of that made sense, google it!

I went back to work Monday, had a fun double at the Fish House...When I left Mrs. Beeze informed me our oldest daughter had a fever...So when I got home Monday night, I was in the door maybe 5 minutes, and boom...Puke was flying...Her throat is hurting, and the fever has been up and down...Of course we are fearing Strep...My throat hurts just typing this...The Little Beeze has been good, but Tuesday evening he started getting stuffy...Fucking Christmas is gonna be a fucking hoot this year!

I have to be honest, I haven't paid a damn bit of attention to the sports world...It's not just the baby that has taken up all my time, and my limited mental stability...It's the baby, the sick 9 year old, making sure the 6 year old Little Beeze is behaving, and not hurting the baby, and waiting for him to get sick...Feeding them, and the Mrs. and her Mom who came to help out for a week or two...Now I think she is just trying to dodge germs...Getting back to the grind at work, which this is a fun, busy time of the year for us...I haven't even looked at my computer the last two days...When I have a moment a free time, I've been closing my eyes...

There are a couple things I want to touch on in the sports world...Last week, Indians great Bob Feller died...He was a power pitcher, long before Roger Clemens got stuck in the ass with a needle...And he did it with class...He gave up four years in his prime when he enlisted in the Navy, the day after Pearl Harbor, and he made sure he didn't get some soft detail...He told them to put him in the fight...

I remember being disgusted a number of years ago when some baseball card collecting douche was mocking how little Bob Feller autograph was worth, as if it was some sort of sign that he wasn't that good...You know why his autograph was so highly valued...Because he signed for anyone, and everyone who asked, because he was classy, and wasn't looking for a payday...And anyone who had the chance to meet him, will tell you this same thing...You knew you were in the presence of greatness, but he didn't make you feel small...He was humble, gracious, and kind...

I've been hearing more and more talk from Browns fans about how they want coach Eric Mangini fired...How quickly things change...A few weeks ago everyone was liking what he was doing, then they get beat by Buffalo, and Cincy in back-to-back games, and it's a totally different story...Now they want his head...Me, I don't know...I didn't watch either game...I've seen this team, that has a roster half full of cast offs, and retreads make some big improvements...The offense is boring, but hell, the offense has a white boy running back who has rushed for over a 1,000 yards...I would considering giving Mangini another, instead of another complete overhaul...Maybe it's just me, but I'm sick of the rebuilds that keep taking place every two to three years...

For a little taste of politics, I'll give you this LINK and ask you this...Why is Jon Stewart the fucking voice of reason? Republicans, and Democrats in DC...Wake the fuck up!

Now to the good stuff...

A couple weeks ago, when I last posted Hump Day...The lovely Rosie Jones was the winner in a close battle...



Because I'm tired, I'm not doing the competition this week...Instead, we're just gonna look at how I see Rosie Jones celebrating Christmas...









Looks like fun to me!!!


Before I go, I just wanted to say, that having this latest baby, has helped remind me how very lucky I am...She's also made me think about those who are no longer with us, and how I wish I could share her, and Christmas with them...




Thanks for putting up with my drivel...Merry Christmas!





Later, The Beeze.