Monday Moaning

Yeah, that's a picture of Bobby Petrino when he was just a little horn-dog...Boy, his dick really messed up his world...But Petrino, and his stupidity got enough attention last week...Fuck him! This week I'm going to write a bit about me...

There's a major change happening in my life right now...You've all read plenty about me working at The Fish House...All total, I've spent 17 years working there...Mrs. Beeze and I met there...It's possible that we made our first born daughter there...Well, the big bosses upstairs have decided to start moving people around in the company...And I'm one of those people...After 17 years in The Fish House, they're kicking me over to one of their sister restaurants...I'm heading to one of their steak houses...Don't worry, I've cooked plenty of steaks at the Fish House, and other places...I'll be fine, except for the extra money I'll be spending in gas...I'm not happy about the move, but I'm holding back right now...Trying to be a good soldier...

But my friends at the Fish House sent me off in style...Making me a cock and balls cake...Then handing me a bag of goodies...They gave me a ball gag...A candy cock ring...An English cock ring and ball cage...A butt plug...And lube...Where else can you get going away gifts like that...Luckily this weekend was the Mrs. and my anniversary!

-Now onto sports...I wrote a couple days ago about THIS big loss to the Notre Dame Football team, and how it seems to be becoming a problem...

-Then news broke that the Cleveland Indians were signing Johnny Damon...Seriously, WTF!?! Nothing says winning like a washed-up, 38 year old, rag-arm, outfielder, 10 years past his prime! They'd be better off signing an injured Grady Sizemore...Oh wait, they did that too!

Of course they would do this, just days after I PRAISED them for locking up some of there young, core talent...

-Now we hit the NHL...The playoffs started this past week, and so far the games have been action packed...But the discipline is a little fucked up...Saturday night Carl Hagelin threw this shot at Daniel Alfredsson...




Hagelin got a 3 game suspension...Now the hit was a bit high, but it wasn't nearly as bad as a lot of shots I've seen this year...But even worse, this happened just days after Shea Weber slammed Henrik Zetterberg's face into the glass...




All Weber got was a little fine...Are you fucking shitting me...That was ten times worse the Hagelin's hit...Besides the fact that Hagelin doesn't have any history of dirty hits or violence...While Weber is well known for his physical play, and isn't the cleanest guy in the league...This is some,fucked up, retarded bullshit here!

-Speaking of fucked up, retarded bullshit...The stupid ass Rock & Roll Hall of Fame inductions were this weekend...And this year was one of those special years were the ceremony is actually held in Cleveland, you know, the city were teh Hall of Fame is located...We're so privileged to be allowed to have the ceremony once every 3 years...Holy fuck, who made this anal rape filled deal...

Then there is the fact that the local media can't control themselves when this happens...Each station has 4 reporters camped outside the same damn place...All going bat-shit crazy because one of the Rolling Stones showed up...Oh, look it's George Clinton and some B-listers...I can hardly fucking contain myself...I better break out that cock-ring and ball cage!

By Saturday night, I was fucking over it...I took to Facebook to share my frustration..."I'm really fucking sick of all the local media outlets, and their non-stop Rock & Roll Hall of Fame coverage...1. Have you been there? It's over-priced and not very impressive...2. If the inductions are such a big deal, why the hell isn't it on TV anywhere...3. Enough with the Guns & Roses talk, and stupid Axl...They only released 3 albums, and only one of those was good...Yet Rush and their 19 studio albums, shit they released 2 in 1975, along with their multiple live albums, are not in yet...Axl, Slash, Duff, the junkie drummer, and insert rhythm guitarist, aren't even worthy of being roadies for Rush...The R&RHOF can suck my ass!"

And I stand by every word I wrote there...Seriously, I went to the R&RHOF once...It cost way too much for what you get...I'll never spend another dime there again in my life...Seriously, Madonna, The Beastie Boys, Guns & Roses are in...But RUSH isn't...Shit, I hate KISS, but they should have been in long before the countless numbers of non-Rock & Roll acts...And ahead of G&R who have had much less of an impact on the industry then those douchebags KISS...

And there are plenty of inductees that I wouldn't call Rock & Roll...More pop type stuff...And I have to ask, while not a fan of Chicago, they should be in there long before a lot of this other shit...And you know what, put Journey in there too...Mother fuckers were gods of the Rock Ballad and Stadium Anthems...




All that bitching about the stupid R&RHOF has me angry as shit again...So I'll close with a picture of my little girl...Already in the 90th percentile in height, here she is trying to take her brothers old big-wheel for a spin...




Have a week...

The Beeze

Monday Moaning

That's me in my youth...And not much has changed over the years...Hell half my blogs I scribble out while making a deposit at the Brown Berry Bank...So why stop now!?!

I'm gonna start this week off with a little NFL talk...This afternoon I had the radio on and was listening to ESPN, Freddie Coleman was on the air...he was bouncing around the NFL and talking to different beat reporters...He got on the topic of the Vikings, with Dawn Mitchell...After getting some Favre talk out of the way, they moved to the Offensive line...She was talking about Center John Sullivan, who had bounded with Favre last year, and how it was important for them to get reps together, and to get Sullivan back from some injuries to solidify the line...She referred to him as "A really smart, Ivy League, Notre Dame guy." Umm Dawn, You're an idiot! John Sullivan is not an "Ivy League" guy, but he is a Notre Dame guy...You see stupid, Notre Dame is not the Ivy League...It's a great school, but not the Ivy League...You make me sad Dawn...I expected more from a Boston College grad!

Speaking of Favre...Boy he took one hit in Sunday's game, and they got him the hell out of there...I loved that the 49ers went all up in him!

I watched the first half of the Browns game Saturday night...Apparently, 37 year old QB Jake Delhomme doesn't know how to play in the rain...That ass-hat couldn't hang onto a snap...Nothing says pre-season football like 5 fumbles, and 3 lost...He looked better passing the ball this week...Colt McCoy saw hardly any time, and I'm still wondering why they drafted him, and gave him a nice signing bonus...'Cause right now, he looks like the 4th string QB...

Moving onto Baseball...Lou Piniella stepped down Sunday as manager of the Chicago Cubs...While I've always thought he was overrated, I respect him for this move...He's leaving for family reasons, mainly, his mother is, and has been seriously ill, and he wants to be there for her...We often hear athletes, and coaches talk about how important family is, and there are more important things then the games they play...It's refreshing to see some one actually living up to those words...

With that said, the talk of who will take over for the Cubs next season is heating up...Honestly, there are only two real options...

1. Cubs Hall of Famer, Ryne Sandberg, who has been working his way up the ranks as a manager...He started at the bottom, and is in Triple-A now, with a team that may make the post season...It seems like he's earned it, and the fans would love it...

2. Yankees manager, Joe Girardi...His contract is up after this year...A former Cubs catcher, grew up in Peoria Ill. and his wife is from the Chicago area...If the Yankees don't show him the love, the Cubs may jump at him, and his track-record of winning...

It should be an interesting off-season for the Cubs...

Moving on, late Saturday night I watched, "Rush: Beyond the Lighted Stage" ...I've always been a huge Rush fan, and it was great to see their story put out there for the masses...It was also cool seeing how many musicians they influenced, and that got what they were doing...Watching this just fueled my hatred for the stupid "Rock & Roll Hall of Fame"...How are these guys not in there...Hell Cleveland radio helped launch them! F*cking place is a joke!




In case you missed the second edition of my College Football Preview, HERE_IT_IS...

Over the last week, I've been watching the fall of the Sporting News Blogging Community...While I and others saw it coming, some didn't, and by what they've been posting, they're taking it very hard, and now Sporting News is getting a lot of bad press on their own site...Makes me wonder what those suits are thinking!

With that, I'm off to bed, but I'll leave you with some James Taylor, doing some DMX




Later, The Beeze.

Monday Moaning

Well it's that time again...Time for Monday Moaning...I've got plenty to go on about...Mostly not sports related this week...Deal with it!

I'm starting with the BIG happening here in Cleveland this weekend...This weekend we had the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame induction ceremony...A rare switch...It wasn't in f*cking New York...It was actually here...In the city where the Rock Hall is...This crap has made hate the RRHOF for years...These twats have had no problem coming here to make money off of fans when they tour...They sure as hell can come here when they got this "honor"....Now we are so lucky...They have decided to let us have the ceremony every 3 years...WTF! Oh yeah...Why the hell is Madonna in, but RUSH isn't!?!

On with the show...Finally, after 40 plus years in the music industry, as a musician, singer, songwriter, and producer...Cleveland's own Bobby Womack finally got inducted into the Rock Hall...For those who don't know Womack co-wrote the Rolling Stones first U.K. #1 hit..."It's All Over Now" Is talents touched the entire music world, having created and work with music in R&B, Soul, Rock, and Funk...

One of my idols...Guitar God Jeff Beck was inducted for his solo work...He was already in as a member of the Yardbirds...His Jam was awesome!

Run DMC was inducted...I would normally knock Rap for being allowed in...But Run DMC changed Rap, and Rock, being the first to fuse the two together...

I've got Nothing on Little Anthony and the Imperials...There was also some other categories that they inducted some oldies under...I'll be honest...I missed that part...I was busy banging Mrs. Beeze!

The "headliner" was Metallica...I have no problem with them getting...But I have to say, I was pissed they were getting in before RUSH, and Deep Purple...The best speech of the night was hands down, the induction speech Flea gave in honor of Metallica...I have never heard anyone speak of metal like that before...He tried to let the rest of the world understand why it is what it is, and why it's good...

The only thing that made me feel even better was when James Hetfield acknowledged the fact that they got in, and the likes of Deep Purple, RUSH, Alice Cooper, and Iron Maiden should all be in there with them...Very cool move!

Moving on...I've got no college hockey for ya...The Frozen Four kicks off on the 9th...with the Championship on the 11th...

In College hoops it's gonna be Michigan State vs North Carolina...I'm pulling for Michigan State...UNC is the easy choice..F*ck that!

In hockey...The New York Rangers are still playing inconsistent hockey...They're up and down like $50 hooker...They have 3 games left...One with Montreal, and a home-and-home with the Flyers...You better do it boys!

Baseball season kicked off tonight...But it really gets going tomorrow...So if you can sneak out of work early and find a nice watering hole to catch a game in...Go for it...Forget about all the steroids crap, and just enjoy the game...Friday is the home opener here in Cleveland...I'm sure it'll snow!

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What's a little Monday Moaning without telling you something about the Beeze fam...This week the little Beeze left me a nice little surprise...I was wondering what the hell was stinking so bad in the bathroom for a couple days...Then little dude had to drop a deuce...So he's in there doing his thing...A lot of time goes by...I go and check on him...He's laying on the floor with shit sticking out of his ass...It's on the side of the toilet...It's on the floor...And he's just chillin'...I asked him what happened...He says...."I got tired."

So I clean him up...Then I start cleaning the mess...Oh the joys of parenthood...While I'm in there...I figure lets' just clean this whole damn place...So I crap the toilet brush, to give that a scrub...It's dripping...Dripping piss...This little asshole took a wizz in the f*cking toilet brush holder...WTF!

One last thing before I go...Today I took my kids to a park...We often go to the park right by our house...But today I thought I'd change it up...We went to a park I love...It's right on the Lake, in a very nice (rich) community....This 'burb is about 99% white...The 1% that isn't is mostly pro athletes...While we're there I see these kids...They're trying to act all "gangsta"...They wanna be "thugs" so bad...WTF!

A) these kids wouldn't last 30 seconds in a tough neighborhood....

B) A drug deal to them is, stealing sh!t from mom's medicine cabinet...

C) their parents should have the sh!t slapped out of them! Wake the f*ck up people...Spend some times with your kids so they don't become assholes!

That's it for...Have a good week...

Later, The Beeze.