Showing posts with label Chicago Cubs. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Chicago Cubs. Show all posts

Monday, August 2, 2021

My Chicago Cubs Fandom comes Full Circle

 


As a kid growing up in the suburbs of Cleveland, I was an oddball. I paid attention to our own losing baseball team, the Indians, but I was a fan of baseball's loveable losers, the Chicago Cubs. Our cable provider carried WGN which back in the good ole days carried every single Cubs game. I would come home from school an the Cubs would be on TV. Like I said it was the good ole days, when every Cubs home game was a day game. For you young folks out there, the Cubs didn't play a night game at Wrigley until 1988.

In my youth, at their best, the Cubs were an average team, but even when they were shit, they still had packed house. Living in Cleveland, back in those days, the Indians were horrible, and so was attendance, so it was easy to fall for the Cubs, they weren't great but they still managed to pack a crowd and energy into their ballpark.

Ryne Sandberg was my favorite player. I know the hitting stats, geeks will argue with me, but to me he was the greatest second baseman ever. His fielding percentage of .989 at 2B is the highest at that position in big league history. He had 20 career errorless streaks of at least 30 games including the record, 123 game stretch. Sandberg taught me the glove was just as important as the bat...Oh, he was a helluva hitter too.

Andre Dawson was a superstar hitter and if you ask me, Shawon Dunston was one of the most underrated Shortstops in the game.

I loved the Cubs and I loved Wrigley. It seemed like the greatest place on Earth. I always said I wanted to live at least one year, in that neighborhood, in one of those building behind Wrigley, where the residents watched games from the roof. 



Again, in the good ole days, before Cubs ownership blocked their view and then wanted a cut of the bleachers the building put on top.

As the years went on I got annoyed with Cubs ownership for crap like that, as well TV contracts, which took the games away from WGN making that channel useless to me and having to buy MLB packages if I wanted to watch them. Not holding on to top talent, always rebuilding. I also grew a bit more hometown pride and followed the Indians more and more. I had a girlfriend who's family had season tickets and spent a lot of time in the late 1990's at Jacob's Field.

Then, in 2016 the unimaginable happened....Except much of my youth I imagined it as pitched imaginary baseball games against my parent's garage door. The Cleveland Indians and Chicago Cubs would face-off in the World Series. 

I thought I would be torn. I thought there would be an inner-struggle between my childhood team and my adult team. But there wasn't much. I didn't care a damn about the Cubs drought. I cared completely about the Indians finally winning.



But that didn't happen. It was in all honesty a great series and two well matched teams. It was great baseball, but in the end the Cubs were victorious.



And I didn't feel one bit of joy about it. As a matter of fact the next season I hated the Cubs. I was pissed every time they were on national TV. I hated the gold trim they added to their uniform for special nationally televised games. I hated them almost as much as I hate the Yankees and Dodgers.

Suddenly this season, I got back into the Cubs. Maybe I just want something that was tied to happy, good memories after the last couple years in this fucked up world. When I was kid and Cubs fan and throwing a ball against my parent's garage, I was happy. Outside world didn't seem to matter so much. So I got a new Cubs cap, started watching as many games as I could, started paying attention to the team and farm system. The core of that Championship team was still there and they were solid veterans now. This could be a really good team, but they probably needed a couple arms.

Then last week happened. There had been rumblings that the Cubs would have to move one or two key players, mainly to be able to resign a couple of them. I assumed they would trade Closer Craig Kimbrel, which they did. I figured moving 1B Anthony Rizzo was the other who should go. 1B's are a dime a dozen and he's the oldest of the core players. He's also an anti-vaxxer so fuck that guy! 

Kris Bryant is still in his 20's and can play 3B, 1B and all the OF positions well. The guy brought 5 gloves top the All-star game with him so the manager could use him anywhere on the field. To me, you keep that guy. And then there is SS Javier Baez. He's one of the games best Shortstops. He's without a doubt in the top 6. He's a headcase, but so were many other great players and he's still young. You gotta keep this guy right?

Nope! The Cubs traded them all away. 

I told my wife, it's just like my childhood all over again. I fall in love with the Cubs when suck.

 

Friday, October 9, 2015

The Weekly Hat-Trick




Welcome to the first installment of the Weekly Hat-Trick...Which if you don't get the Hat-trick reference, it means I'll be touching on three topics from each week...(a hat-trick is three goals)...Sad that I felt I needed to point that out, but in this day and age, people are becoming more and more clueless!


1. Fighting in Hockey...

The NHL season started Wednesday night, and Thursday morning, the overly soft, politically correct, gas-bag, talking heads were already at it...Yep, bitching about fighting in hockey...What get them the most riled up...This scrap, two seconds into the Vancouver and Calgary game...






Yeah, yeah, yeah...The game just started, what do they have to be pissed about...Ferland being a physical thorn in the side of the Canucks last season...Both teams started their physical guys to try to set a tone...Some people don't get that part of hockey...It's a physical game...Is fighting necessary?  Maybe not...Hockey is a beautiful game, that can be amazingly graceful while being controlled chaos at points...And I won't even give you all the pro-fighting bullet points about how it's good for the game...I'll just be blunt and honest...

I fucking like the fighting...I like a good hockey fight...Christ, when I was 6 my dad came home with boxing gloves and started teaching my brothers and I how to fight...And in my younger days when I was playing some younger-guy beer league hockey, I had a few fights...Some times a guy just needs to get punched...Shit, there were times guys felt the same about me...

Fighting in hockey = Good...Idiots on "Around the Horn" who know nothing about Hockey or Fighting, bad mouthing fighting in hockey = Bad

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2. MLB Wild Game...

When MLB added the extra Wild Card, I wasn't sure I liked the idea...But I think it's truly helped the races, proven by the tight, down to the wire, playoff races this season...But then two Wild Card teams' future coming down to one game kinda sucks...All year teams play 3 and 4 game series...And the rest of the playoffs are best of...I'd like to see the Wild Card be at least a best of three series...

Seriously...After seeing the tempers flare in Pittsburgh between the Pirates and the Cubs, did one game seem like enough...I would of loved to see at least one more game with that much heat between two teams...

Yes, this would make the playoffs go even longer, and we'll be dealing with possible snow showers in the World Series....I'll solve that too...Shorten the regular season...I can drop 40 games easy...And what the hell, lets add some of those classic, old school double-headers....Those were the days!





3. Katie Nolan...

Our pal Uncle B.O.B. hit this topic yesterday...And Katie Nolan and her rant has some serious heat to it, so why not jump on that bandwagon and grab some more page-views!?! I'm a page-view whore!  Here is Katie Nolan's rant, in case you somehow missed it...





I agree with everything she said...Greg Hardy is everything that is wrong with the NFL...The NFL, Dallas Cowboys, and the douche-bags in the media who clearly support him being an asshole, also showed us how they are everything that is wrong with the NFL...They have all backed up my view of ignoring the NFL...After these events I am firmly planted in my stance...They'll get none of my time or money...

And all those bad mouthing Katie Nolan for being the rare voice in the media to call out the NFL, and media shills/douchebags...You can all eat a dick!


Feel free to share your thoughts on this week's Hat Trick!

Monday, July 22, 2013

Monday Moaning



 
                                     Now that's how a Cubs fan should say happy Monday!
 
Yes, once you get past all that ass, you can see she's rocking a Cubs jersey...So why am I starting this week talking Cubs? I'm not...Just look at that ass!  There was some excitement at Wrigley Field this past weekend...Pearl Jam played the old ballpark...A few friends of mine went...It would have been cool to be there, especially when Mr. Cub Ernie Banks walked out onstage!
 
 






If you were there and are a baseball fan, let alone a Cubs fan, that had to be pretty damn sweet...Hearing Ernie say lets play two was great....Sadly, it's rare that playing two happens these days....I  often wish I could have lived to see so many of baseball's greats...I think of Baseball in the 40's-50's-60's, I'll even give ya the 70's,  and in my head, that's really Baseball...That's what it's all about...Then I read THIS_POST from our guy Radatz....He nailed it...It wasn't just Baseball that was Special, the character of our country was special...

I wrote THIS Wednesday, and I think it shows my frustration with where our country seems to be, especially from a media standpoint...Don't get me started on our government, that hasn't done any governing for couple years now, because all those DC dolts do is yell and whine at each other and say no to whatever the other guy says....There have been a couple movies about our Nation's Capitol/power structure being attacked, which lead to multiple news stories, and blogs about "What's our fascination with blowing up DC?" 

Do you really need to ask that question?  People are sick of the knob gobblers screwing things up, and screwing us over...The best we've got in reality is elections, which more and more people feel are rigged...Plus the two years of media covering the election shit, which mean politicians aren't doing their jobs, because they are busy campaigning...So we turn to fantasy...Movies, where that whole damn corrupt town get torched...Not hard to figure out....

Speaking of politics, douchebags, shitty media, and sports....Did you see ESPN signed Nate Silver...Silver, a statistician, who was the top guy at Baseball Prospectus, before starting his Five Thirty Eight column at the New York Times, predicting election bullshit...By the way, he of every election result nation wide 2012, he only got 1 wrong...ESPN plans to make him their Uber-stat man, and he'll do election shit for ABC...He will also be a major contributor to Keith Olbermann's  new ESPN talk show that will launch in late August....

Ahhh, another reason not to watch the so-called World Wide Leader!

-Okay, random sports shit that you never thought I would cover...The U.S. beat El Salvador 2-1 in Soccer...Now you know and I know, that I don't give a shit about Soccer...I didn't even know this game was happening...But when I saw the score on my phone, I smiled...The U.S. beat El Salvador in Soccer....My old Fish House friends know why this makes me smile! Our old boss was a Soccer nut from El Salavador, who loved to talk shit...Eat it Chalupa!

-Phil Mickelson won the British Open...I don't care about golf, but when they play the British Open I watch here and there, just because the courses and weather can be so tough...Sunday morning I only watched a bit before I had to start getting on with my day, so I missed what happened...Again, just heard about it via my iphone while Molly and I were kicking it at the park....

-Dolphins Center Mike Pouncey says he won't apologize for pictures he and his brother took with some douchebag, wearing "Free Hernandez" hats in support of their former teammate, Aaron Hernandez...



Okay, anyone who takes a picture with that douche should apologize...As for the hats...They're stupid...But if they want to support their boy, that's up to them...Dude plays for the Dolphins...It's not the first or last time he's gonna be on the losing side!

That's all  I have for now...

Oh, except this week's musical selection...I found these guys last week...They're from Canada...Vancouver I believe...They're called Dead Ghosts...Their style...Old school, 60's Surf rock...It's like listening to a flashback...





Have a week!

The Beeze.

Wednesday, October 12, 2011

I'm Not Much of a Chicago Fan Anymore...

I know this blog may be late since the release of "Catching Hell" but I wanted to give it a couple viewings...I have to say, Fuck Chicago!

I grew up a Cubs fan...I'd get home from school and watch Cubs games with my dad...Ryne Sandberg became my favorite player...I loved watching him and Shawon Dunston, Jody Davis, Andrea Dawson, Mark Grace, and a revolving door of crappy third basemen...I realized early on they weren't going to win it all, and some how I bought into the lovable loser crap...Rooting for a losing team comes easy when you grow up in Cleveland I guess...

I grew out of my love of the Cubs, but I always kept up on them...They were my National League team...I remember watching the game, when the infamous Bartman Play happened...I remember Alou losing his shit...But I also remember the team completely falling apart afterwards...I never blamed the dope in the stands...He did what any of us would have done...And when the Cubs lost that game, moved onto the mindset that they'd have to do it in game seven...

Of course they didn't, and as the movie showed, the whole fucking world blamed a fan, Steve Bartman for the Cubs falling apart...Not the shortstop Alex Gonzalez who booted an easy double play ball...Not Dusty Baker for leaving Mark Prior in too long...Not the bullpen who got shelled...Just some fan, who did the same thing as every other fucking fan around him, except the stupid ball hit him...

As I watched this, all I could do was feel awful for this poor bastard...The people at that game, and well a large number of people in the Chicago area acted like complete assholes...As much as I liked Chicago the few times I was there, and as much as I loved the Cubs in my youth, seeing "Catching Hell" makes me think Chicago is on the same level as Philly...And by now, you know how much I hate those fuckers in Philly!

Oh, and Cubs fans, you can't blame Bartman for how the stupid organization ruined Kerry Wood and Mark Prior's arms...And you dumb fucks shouldn't have blamed Bartman for the Cubs being a bunch weak-ass twats.

Later, The Beeze.

Friday, December 3, 2010

Ron Santo has Died and the Hall of Fame is Still Waiting for Him


Chicago Cub legendary 3rd baseman, and longtime Cubs radio announcer, Ron Santo died today at the age of 70, from complications from bladder cancer...Santo battled health issues most of his life, including losing both legs to his battle with diabetes...

During his playing days, Santo was a fan favorite, playing along side greats like Ernie Banks, Ferguson Jenkins, and Billy Williams...All 3 are Hall of Famers...Hall of Famers who wonder why Santo isn't in there with them...They aren't the only ones...I know I've mentioned the Hall's lack of credibility in the past...Yes, I said lack of credibility...Santo not being in the Hall is a disgrace...

Santo played 2243 games, scored 1138 runs, had 2,254 hits, 365 doubles, 67 triples, 342 home runs, 1331 RBI, with a .277 batting average...He wasn't a slouch in the field either, winning 4 Gold Gloves...He had 9 All-Star appearances...

Now growing up, when it came to 3rd baseman, my father compared everyone to his favorite, Hall of Famer, Brooks Robinson...Here's his stats...2,896 games, 1,232 runs scored, 2,848 hits, 482 doubles, 68 triples, 268 home runs, 1,357 RBI, with a .267 batting average...Of course, Robinson, a god with the glove, has 16 Gold Gloves...Other than Gold Gloves, the numbers are pretty damn even, and both these guys played in the same era...

Later, 3rd baseman started being compared to Mike Schmidt...So lets do it...2,404 games, 1,506 runs, 2,234 hits, 408 doubles, 59 triples, 548 home runs, 1,595 RBI, with a .267 batting average...9 Gold gloves...Other than the Home runs, Schmidt's numbers don't tower over Santo either...And Santo carried a better average then both Robinson and Schmidt...

And if all that isn't good enough, Santo had a Hall of Fame worthy career in the broadcast booth...Many people didn't like how he showed his emotions and his loyalty to the Cubs when he called their games...But he was honest, and he was good...

Baseball...The Baseball Writers...The Hall of Fame and it's stupid committee should all be ashamed of themselves...One of the game's greats should have been enshrined in the Hall of Fame years ago, and now he is gone...He was cheated out of what he deserved...And Baseball fans who visit the Hall of Fame have been cheated as well...




Rest In Peace Ron Santo.


The Beeze.

Sunday, August 22, 2010

Monday Moaning

That's me in my youth...And not much has changed over the years...Hell half my blogs I scribble out while making a deposit at the Brown Berry Bank...So why stop now!?!

I'm gonna start this week off with a little NFL talk...This afternoon I had the radio on and was listening to ESPN, Freddie Coleman was on the air...he was bouncing around the NFL and talking to different beat reporters...He got on the topic of the Vikings, with Dawn Mitchell...After getting some Favre talk out of the way, they moved to the Offensive line...She was talking about Center John Sullivan, who had bounded with Favre last year, and how it was important for them to get reps together, and to get Sullivan back from some injuries to solidify the line...She referred to him as "A really smart, Ivy League, Notre Dame guy." Umm Dawn, You're an idiot! John Sullivan is not an "Ivy League" guy, but he is a Notre Dame guy...You see stupid, Notre Dame is not the Ivy League...It's a great school, but not the Ivy League...You make me sad Dawn...I expected more from a Boston College grad!

Speaking of Favre...Boy he took one hit in Sunday's game, and they got him the hell out of there...I loved that the 49ers went all up in him!

I watched the first half of the Browns game Saturday night...Apparently, 37 year old QB Jake Delhomme doesn't know how to play in the rain...That ass-hat couldn't hang onto a snap...Nothing says pre-season football like 5 fumbles, and 3 lost...He looked better passing the ball this week...Colt McCoy saw hardly any time, and I'm still wondering why they drafted him, and gave him a nice signing bonus...'Cause right now, he looks like the 4th string QB...

Moving onto Baseball...Lou Piniella stepped down Sunday as manager of the Chicago Cubs...While I've always thought he was overrated, I respect him for this move...He's leaving for family reasons, mainly, his mother is, and has been seriously ill, and he wants to be there for her...We often hear athletes, and coaches talk about how important family is, and there are more important things then the games they play...It's refreshing to see some one actually living up to those words...

With that said, the talk of who will take over for the Cubs next season is heating up...Honestly, there are only two real options...

1. Cubs Hall of Famer, Ryne Sandberg, who has been working his way up the ranks as a manager...He started at the bottom, and is in Triple-A now, with a team that may make the post season...It seems like he's earned it, and the fans would love it...

2. Yankees manager, Joe Girardi...His contract is up after this year...A former Cubs catcher, grew up in Peoria Ill. and his wife is from the Chicago area...If the Yankees don't show him the love, the Cubs may jump at him, and his track-record of winning...

It should be an interesting off-season for the Cubs...

Moving on, late Saturday night I watched, "Rush: Beyond the Lighted Stage" ...I've always been a huge Rush fan, and it was great to see their story put out there for the masses...It was also cool seeing how many musicians they influenced, and that got what they were doing...Watching this just fueled my hatred for the stupid "Rock & Roll Hall of Fame"...How are these guys not in there...Hell Cleveland radio helped launch them! F*cking place is a joke!




In case you missed the second edition of my College Football Preview,
HERE_IT_IS...

Over the last week, I've been watching the fall of the Sporting News Blogging Community...While I and others saw it coming, some didn't, and by what they've been posting, they're taking it very hard, and now Sporting News is getting a lot of bad press on their own site...Makes me wonder what those suits are thinking!

With that, I'm off to bed, but I'll leave you with some James Taylor, doing some DMX




Later, The Beeze.

Sunday, June 28, 2009

Monday Moaning

Well the weekend flew by for me...I don't know how yours went, but I'm guessing it went by to quickly also...

The BIG news this past week and weekend seems to be celebrities dying...In case you missed my view on the disgusting over coverage and non-stop love fest for Michael KID TOUCHER Jackson...Click on over... http://thebeezewax.blogspot.com/2009/06/if-this-offends-you-im-sorry.html ...It may be a little harsh...But when have I cared about offending people...The guy...I mean thing, was a kid toucher, who happened to sing...He hasn't been relevant for years and now all the sudden everyone loves him again, and forgets what creep he was...That's why I'm here...To slap people in the face and say wake the f**k up!

Farrah Fawcett also died...She had the front page for about 2 hours...Then Jacko kicked the bucket and stole her thunder...Billy Mays was found dead Sunday...You know, that annoying infomercial guy...And don't forget Ed McMahon...The celebrities are dropping like flies...It really bothers me how people, along with the media make a big deal about this...Death is the end result of life...It happens every day...And I'll guarantee you that this weekend plenty of other people died and they meant a hell of a lot more to many people then stupid Michael Jackson...Don't fly your flag at half staff (Rock & Roll Hall of Fame) for Jacko the Wacko...Do it for the countless soldiers who have died...Do it for the fallen police officers...Our Priorities have gotten really f**ked up.

By the way...Tippy Tom, the gay, drunk, homeless, guy, best known for being on the Opie and Anthony Show also died...He did more for me then Billy Mays...






Now, onto some sports...This past week I watched the Cleveland Indians lose 2 out of 3 to the Pittsburgh Pirates...This Pittsburgh domination sh!t is getting old...And I gotta say...The Pirates got some decent talent there...So guess what I did...I went back to see my old friends at LIDS (free plug) http://www.lids.com/
and got myself a Pirates cap...What the hell!

Then the Indians traded Mark DeRosa to the Cardinals for a relief pitcher named Chris Perez...ERA over 4...Yeah we needed another one of those...And of course we got the famous, player to be named later...WTF? I say this because Indians GM Mark Shapiro kept saying how many people wanted this guy, and how he was gonna get the best possible deal...REALLY? Then you weren't trying hard enough douche bag! You Suck! Wedge Sucks! Kerry Wood Sucks! Carl Willis Sucks! Screw you all...

When I was a kid I rooted for my home town teams...I still do...But when I was a young kid, my dad gave me a Ryne Sandberg Cubs jersey for Christmas...I don't know why, and I never asked...He's always been a Cleveland guy...So I never understood...But then in the Spring I would get home from school and watch Cubs games with him...I watched Sandberg intensely...Maybe he did this because he wanted me to learn how to play the game the right way...

I'm glad he did...Because of all this I became a Cubs fan...But I just always looked at them as my National league team...And the Tribe was my American league team...

8 years ago I became a Red Sox fan by way of marriage...It was the best thing I've done sports wise...So from this day forth...I'm fully a Sox and Cubs fan...I will stay this way until the Indians get rid of Mark Shapiro and Eric Wedge...And then they will still have to earn my trust...Before they earn my dollars...

Next the Hockey Hall of Fame Inductees were announced and it is a "one hell of a class" as one Sporting News blogger put it... http://www.sportingnews.com/blog/BIG-Sailor/194143/#comments

My favorite member of course being New York Ranger great, Brian Leetch...


The NHL draft was held Friday and Saturday...And like most drafts...It was boring...The much talked about Johnathan Tavares was taken 1st overall...And after hearing about him for the last three years, I wasn't really surprise...

Every couple of years we get these stories of young kids who are gonna be the next "great one"...The next to put the sport on his shoulders and take it to the next level...Sorry kid you ain't it...Tavares is an average skater...He has good hockey sense, but he's lazy defensively...I don't see him being the next great, and I don't see him as the LeBron James of hockey...

I think the best player in the draft was Matt Duchene...
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Duchene is a much faster and better skater...Has great vision, great hands, and plays strong in both ends of the ice...Maybe I'm wrong...But of course I don't think so...We'll see in 15 to 20 years...maybe sooner!
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So, let's see...I've trashed society, Michael Jackson, The Cleveland Indians, The Islanders' #1 pick...What else is there?
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Oh yes...I found out Mrs. Beeze forgot to reload on her birth control pills and apparently one or two of the 5 times we had sex this week could have been at a very bad time...Bad meaning if we don't intend of having anymore children...Which we don't...We thought about it...I did for awhile...But the little Beeze has broken me down...We got rid of all the baby crap...So now I'm doing a lot of "please don't be pregnant" chants...The Mrs. says she's not that worried...That she doesn't think she's a fertile as she once was...But I've got two pieces of evidence of her fertility at times when she said "don't worry, it's safe." Famous god damn last words...
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Well, that's all for now...I need to go pray for a not pregnant test result...
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Have a good week...
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Later, The Beeze.

Sunday, June 21, 2009

Monday Moaning

Let's start this week with a BIG HAPPY FATHER'S DAY for all the dads...I hope you had a good day...Mine was good...Mrs. Beeze and the kids let me sleep in...which in our house is sleeping past 8:00 AM...Then the kids came and woke my ass up about 10:30...They gave me a card...My daughter also wrote me a note...

"Dads are the Best. Dads cook for you. they take care of you. I love you Dad Your the Best."

My little girl is the sh!t....

Then they gave me my presents...She gave me a new, nice, big, green, travel coffee mug...She knows how I love my coffee...The little Beeze gave me a new pair of tongs...For those of you who don't know...I cook for a living and I do all the cooking at home...Mrs. Beeze...Not so good at it...She has burned water...

Speaking of Mrs. Beeze...Earlier in the week she gave me a $100 gift card to spend at Lids...I love my baseball hats...Imelda Marcos set the standard for woman being addicted to buying shoes...Well I'm working on being the man setting the standard for buying caps...I've been at it since I was 13...I could cover whole walls with caps!

In case you wondering what I picked up this time...I got a University of New Hampshire Wildcats cap...A Boston Bruins cap...Another Notre Dame cap, because I could never have too many of those...I got an old school Milwaukee Brewers cap...and a Chicago Cubs cap...The one I have is shot...
Speaking of the Cubs...It's a good thing I got it...I put that bad boy on right away after they just spent the weekend f**king up the Indians...In case you missed it I went off on the Tribes manager Friday....http://yougabsports.com/?cmd=blog&nid=350605&ptitle=Eric-Wedge...Worst-Manager-in-Baseball?

Then I went off a little more after they shit the bed again Saturday...

Well They lost to the Cubbies again Sunday...Luckily I was at work, (that sounds f**ked up) so I didn't have to see it happen again...Yes I had to work on Father's Day...Yeah it blew...But hey...Somebody's gotta work right...God knows it ain't gonna be my fat lazy piece of $h!t boss...He spent the weekend doing what he does best...Calling off sick...Guy always seems to have a case of the Brown Bottle Flu on the weekends...

Saturday night the Mrs. and I saw The Taking of Pelham 123...
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It was really good...Both, Denzel Washington and John Travolta were really good...I was really surprised by how well Travolta played his role...Check it out...I DVRed the original a couple days ago...I can't wait to watch it and compare the two...I heard it was also really good...

After that we stopped by Applebee's (you're welcome free plug) for a couple apps and drinks...The server sucked...The manager was a dolt...And the food was below the average standards Applebee's has set over the years...This was the last time I'll be going into that place...(Not liking that free plug anymore are ya!?!)

Then it was on to the good part of the night...Pay the sitter...Get her out the door...And move in for some sex...Just to have the wife say...I gotta poop!

Thanks Applebee's! You Mother F**kers!

One last thing...Last week I mentioned how I was going to post the first class of the Skull F**k Hall of Fame...Well I got sidetracked...But it will be posted this week...

Have a good week...

Enjoy some Louis CK on the way out...



Later, The Beeze.

Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Dishing Out Some More Skull F**ks

Well after a week of no skull f**ks...A week that I wanted to give out many, mind you...I'm back, and just as angry...Angry enough to pull out my hog and pound some skull...

Let's start with the Indy 500...They still do that f**king thing!?! I remember it being a big deal when I was a kid...Maybe that was because we only had 15 TV stations...Now I got over 300...So f**k all that driving in circles crap...I don't even know who won...Some dude...So drink you milk and get the f**k out of here...

But this brings me to my first skull f**k....DANICA PATRICK...
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Yes, she lost again...The gal that was gonna save Indy Racing hasn't...Please go to NASCAR, and really get your pretty little ass kicked...So you get my first load of the day...To be honest...I'd throw it in all of her holes, that dirty little race car driver!


Next I touched on two topics in Monday Moaning that deserve some skull f**king attention...http://www.yougabsports.com/?cmd=blog&nid=337804&ptitle=Monday-Moaning

First Brian Campbell of the Chicago Blackhawks...You were the only bitch to complain about Nicklas Kronwall's hit on Martin Havlat...Even calling Kronwall gutless...Here comes a big fatty for you...Try not coughing up the puck in your own end...And pass to one of your teammates who can score...Because you have forgotten how to...OH, by the way...It was a clean hit...F**king Pu$$y!!!

Next up...The PC douche bags...ALL OF YOU ASSHOLES...Get in line...The Beeze is pounding you skull hard...Leave the sports logos alone...If you don't want to hear Dennis Leary say c0ck on cable TV...Don't watch RESCUE ME.(great show btw)...You don't like a song lyric...Don't listen to hit...Stop throwing all your stupid high and mighty ideals on us...

You people are only happy when you're attacking something...(pot meet kettle)

What happens when you win these stupid battles, and there is nothing left to bitch about...Then what will you do...How will you suck the fun, joy, and beauty out of life then....I've got an idea where you can start...The worst thing is...You'll like that...You love my c0ck...You sorry bastards preach one thing, and then when nobody is looking...you're looking for the closest glory hole...So here you are...A fine quality Beeze skull f**k!

Next...The Chicago Cubs, Wrigley Field, and who ever the hell is in charge of the assholes singing "Take me Out to the Ball Game." This has become disgusting to me...It seems like now it's become a contest of who can f*ck up the song the most...After recently hearing Mr. T and Denise Richards destroy the seventh inning stretch...I'm done...F*ck those two dolts...The Cubs...Everyone involved...Including their douche bag fans who seem to love it almost as much as the love losing...Well the Beeze is about to give you a seven inch stretch to the eye socket...Douche bags!

Last this week...The Brooklyn Ohio School District...After pushing this fine little community to pass two tax levies this year...They have decided to cut more jobs, and close one of the schools...In theireyes, after raising our taxes...It would be better to jam an extra 300-400 students into another building....These are things they promised they wouldn't do if we passed the levies...Well this time the Beeze is gonna be knocking on you doors...And I'm gonna be leaving some mushroom stamps across your faces!!!
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That's all for now...I gotta save a load for Mrs. Beeze...
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Later, The Beeze.