#Torpedo + #Fastball + #WINNING = DOUCHE

Okay, early on during the early stages of Charlie Sheen being nuts, or high, or both, I was all in...He was wacky...Talking about having Tiger Blood, and being a Vatican Ninja Assassin, Warlock...I was getting a kick out of it...I thought he was either high as fuck, or losing his mind, live and in living color, for all of us to enjoy...

Sadly, he's just doing his job...He's acting...It's a scam...I'm not giving out the links to all the crap he's trying to sell us...Fuck that, he pays me then I'll link his crap...Why am I saying this?

Well, one evening a tweeted that his U-Stream show was going on live in "58 minutes"...About 20 minutes after that tweet I went to his U-Stream channel...The camera was on, and a mic was on...Sheen and he group of hanger-ons/losers were plotting out, and scripting that evening's show, that was suppose to start in 38 minutes...

Sheen's voice was normal..He wasn't being wacky, or saying his new catch-phrases...Just scripting when to say them, and taking suggestions on how he should act at certain points...What should be tweeted was also disgust...Maybe he's still using drugs...Maybe his is nuts...But everything he's doing is totally planned out...

Now he has a live show in the works...Tour dates are set in Detroit, Chicago, Cleveland, Columbus, New York, and Boston...Sheen keeps tweeting his updates starting with #Fastball and talking about his violent #Torpedo of truth...And of course, he's still #WINNING...All of this drives me crazy, but the #Fastball is really pissing me off...You pretended to be a pitcher in a movie...I doubt your #Fastball gets higher than 70 mph douchebag...

What the show will be isn't really said...I'm not sure he knows yet...But I just checked the prices for the show here in the Cleve...$49.50 - $79.50...Are you fucking kidding me!?! If Willem Dafoe and Tom Berenger were coming with him, and going to do a stage production I've Platoon, maybe I'd consider it...Fuck it, I got the DVD...He must be high!




Seriously, Anyone who drops their money on this nonsense, is a ass-hat!

Speaking of douchebags...A local Radio host named Benjamin Bornstein, AKA: Maxwell, was also going off on the douche-baggery that is Charlie Sheen...But his big problem is that sheen is a junkie...Bornstein repeatedly called Sheen a crackhead, and kept bringing up Sheen's kids while judging him...His points weren't all bad, but it's his high and mighty attitude that pissed me off...

Bornstein has always been open about his drug abuse and sexual abuse on his shows...So much so, that most of us are just sick of hearing about it...But now that he is clean and sober, when he gets all uppity, and judgemental about drug abuse, I get pissed...This fat slob, use to smoke, snort, and shoot anything he could get his hands on...

Listen Fatty, once an addict, always an addict...You may be clean now, but you have to fight that fight everyday...You may not be using Heroin now, but that doesn't mean you're not one bad day away from being a junkie again...Oh, and I believe you were a father when you were a junkie...Look in the mirror and shut the fuck up! You don't get the right to be a judgemental prick, when you can fall off the wagon any minute...I do, because I was never a piece of shit junkie!


Ahhhh, so may douches, so little time...

Later, The Beeze.

The Beeze's Hump Day Hits

Yeah, it's been all about the blow job lately...One of the smartest things I've done in my life, was striking a deal with my wife...If she drops and gobbles, I'll get up with the baby that night...It's worked out very well so far...I've always been able to run on little sleep...She's happy because she gets a good night of sleep, and I just got blown! I've gotten more blow jobs in the last month than I got all of last year! There's a life lesson folks...Marriage is all about give and take...I'm giving loads and she's taking them!

Next up, a quick birthday shout-out to Wayne Gretzky...Wayne Gretzky is 50 years old today...That just seems crazy to me...


Many have argued whether Gretzky is the greatest hockey player of all-time...Many say Gordie Howe, because he had the physical game, to go with so many of the records Gretzky broke...Many say Bobby Orr, because he changed the way the game was played, and how defensemen played...I wasn't lucky enough to see either of those guys live and in living color...But I saw plenty of Gretzky...He had a feel for the game that was unmatched...In my eyes he's the greatest, and I don't see these young stars knocking him off that pedestal...

So, who watched the big State of the Union speech? I watched porn! Why should the DC douchebags be the only ones sitting around stroking their egos! I actually did catch the speech...It was a well done, well thought out, rah, rah speech...'We should do this, and we should do that...I want to do this, I want to do that...America Yay!' But there wasn't much in the way of how we are going to do this and that...The President talked about making advances technology that could be this generations "Apollo" moment...Well isn't that funny...Invoking Science, Technology, and NASA after basically shutting NASA down...I wonder if people realize how much of what we use in our every day lives is because of research that had been done by NASA?

The speech was filled with ass kissing aimed at both the left and the right, but mostly down the middle...And at first I liked it...The man has a way with giving speeches...But then I went over it and realized the lack of substance, and that this was more of a motivational speech...Sadly we've seen little motivation from most people in DC, so why would they start now?

President Obama made a great speech in Arizona after the shootings a couple weeks ago...And after last night's speech I realized what had happened...The Speech in Arizona was the first of his re-election campaign...Last night was number two...Politics is politics...

I know this is either boring some one or bothering some one, so let's get Bill Burr in the mix talking about Brett Favre's Masseuse trouble...



As a man who has bee to massage parlors, I say damn right Bill!

There has been almost non-stop talk about Jay Cutler being a pussy...Players, former players, talking heads, all blasted him on Twitter, and TV, and Radio...I think it was kinda shitty how he got blasted without people even knowing the extent of the injury...But what's worse, are the people who who back-pedalled after the reports came out on his jacked-up knee...Like Maurice Jones-Drew, who after wards tried to play the, "I was only joking" card...No you weren't! Fuck you! You're a punk ass bitch that sat out the last couple games of the season cause your knee was hurt...Fucking cunts!


Now to the good stuff...This week, it's the battle of Olivia...So on this Hump Day, which of these lovely ladies named Olivia would you most lie to unload in, or on...


A. Olivia Munn...




B. Olivia Thirlby...




C. Olivia Wilde...




As always read and respond...

Later, The Beeze.

The Future Doesn't Look Very Bright...

...Not with these two assholes living in our world....




That was without a doubt, one of the saddest displays of the youth of America...

If any Birth Control Companies are looking for a good commercial, there it is...'Don't want a be a parent a fat, pot smoking, scourge on this earth...Strap on a FUCK NO Condom!'

Unfucking real!

Later, The Beeze.

ESPN Keeping It Classy!

So when news broke this morning that the Cleveland Browns had fired Eric Mangini, this is how the so called, "World Wide Leader in Sports" reacted....




Hannah Storm and Adam Schefter, you are both cunts!

Not just because they high-fived as they broke the news that some one lost their job...And really, most likely all of Mangini's staff will lose their jobs...Not just because it showed a complete lack of professionalism...But the straw that broke my back, was how they tried to back-pedal when some one in their earpieces told them they were acting like douchebags...

I don't care that Mangini lost his job...I don't care that you shit-bags probably broke it before he had a chance to talk to his staff...That's just the world we live in...But the next time I hear one of you so-called professional, journalists rip on bloggers, I will re-post this video...You fuck-stains are the real hacks!

Hannah Storm, Adam Schefter, and ESPN...The classiest cunts around!

Later, The Beeze.

The Beeze's Hump Day Hits

Yes folks, this week in the Hump Day Hits, we're going to talk about Jenn Sterger...Sadly, we will also have to mention Brett Favre..But Not too much...The inspiration for this week's Hits...THIS article from the New York Daily News...I don't care if you read it or not...There was a part in there that got me fired up...Her manager had this to say...

"Her life's been turned upside down by this. Her dad was in town and had to see his daughter on the front page of (a tabloid) two days in a row. She's having a really tough time dealing with this. She's lost nine pounds. She was already in model shape before, so it's not good if those nine pounds just go missing. She's doing her best to try to stay focused on work and being a 26-year-old woman. But at the same time, it's obviously very difficult when there's paparazzi camped outside your home and TMZ is calling your house."

Okay, let me pick this horse shit apart...1. She tells some one at DEADSPIN about Favre calling her and texting her when he was with the Jets...They dig into it, and magically get voice mails and picture messages of his cock...No one else would have those except her...She gave up the goods, and I'm sure made a pretty penny from it...So fuck off!

2. Her dad saw her on the cover of tabloids...Heavens no! His poor little girl...His poor little girl who posed in "Playboy" and has picture like this all over the net...

Sorry, but Jenn and daddy will get no sympathy from me when I can find pictures of Jenn all over, and most of them are of her looking sexy, slutty, sultry, and any other word that equals, making guys horny! Again, fuck off!

3. I don't care that she lost 9 pounds...Eat some steak and potatoes bitch!

4. She's doing her best to stay focused on work, and being a 26 year old woman...Ummm, I've watched the shitty show she's on...It can't be that hard to stay focused on that drivel...And focusing on being a 26 year old woman...What the fuck does that mean? Focus on being a cum dumpster...Oh, and fuck off!

5. Paparazzi and TMZ! Why would this surprise you...You outed Brett Favre for being a limp dicked douchebag...What did you expect would happen next? And when did cameras start bothering you...If it wasn't for cameras, you wouldn't have a career! A camera man noticed you tits at a football game...Then you started posing for every camera you saw...Then you got on gig TV...Now you don't like the limelight? You made your bed, now roll around in it with you clothes off! again I say, FUCK OFF!

I don't feel bad for Jenn Sterger, and there's no reason to...There's no doubt in my mind that she is going to collect some more scratch from Favre...I don't feel bad for her daddy...If he a problem with his daughter being on the cover of tabloids, he should have told her to stop dressing like that and posing for cameras a long time ago...I don't feel bad for any of these dolts involved...Fuck Favre too...I could maybe feel bad for his wife, but if she didn't know he was a dolt by no, then tough shit for her too...


On a side note, LeBron James and the Miami Heat lost to the Boston Celtics Tuesday night...I normally don't care about basketball, but this made me smile a great deal...Yes, LeBron can fuck off too!


Now to the important part of the show...This week we're gong to look at some stockings...'Cause as Reverend Billy said, "I'm a fool for your stockings."




So on this Hump Day which pair of stockings would you like to get between?


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As always, Read and Respond...

Later, The Beeze.

Monday Moaning

Well, it happened again...The wife and I were doing our exercises Sunday night, and our daughter was awakened by the noise again...I gotta get that kid some earplugs! At least this time she stayed in her room and waited until we were done, before she questioned what was going on...Never a dull moment here!

So pre-season Football has gotten going, and the Cleveland Browns got started with the Green Bay Packers Saturday night...The Browns won 27-24, but hey, it's only pre-season...I'm not getting a boner over this crap...Hell, I didn't even watch the game...We were at a wedding Saturday night...I'll get to that in a minute...But I looked at the numbers Sunday morning...My fears were confirmed...Colt McCoy sucks! He completed 5 of 10 passes, for 25 yards...But that's nut really fair...He completed two other passes with the Packers defense!

Over-priced veteran Jake Delohmme was 6 for 7, with 66 yards...Seneca Wallace completed 4 of 8 for 72 yards and 2 touchdowns...I guess I shouldn't worry about McCoy, because all the talk coming from the Browns staff, says he's not gonna play this year...Let me just say, Thank You! If the dolts wanted to burn another draft pick on a QB this year they should have drafted Jimmy Clausen, who looked pretty good Thursday night!

Seriously, the Browns and Quarterbacks just don't mix...Here's a list of the QB's the browns have drafted since 1999...Tim Couch, Spergon Wynn(16 picks before New England drafted Tom Brady), Luke McGowan, Brady Quinn, and Colt McCoy...That's just the guys they've drafted...Here are the other hacks that have started for the Browns...Ty Detmer, Doug Peterson, Kelly Holcomb, Trent Dilfer, Jeff Garcia, Charlie Frye, Derek Anderson, and Ken Dorsey...That's a pretty damn sad there!

Now, I'm getting all pissed...Let's move on to the wedding we were at Saturday...It had to be the slowest moving wedding, but it was Mother Nature's fault...It was scheduled to be outside, and that bitch started raining an hour before show time, so things had to get moved around...So it got the reception backed up a bit to...Which meant they were cutting into my drinking time...Hey, I may sound like a dick, but some one paid good money for me to eat and drink all night, I wasn't gonna let them down!

It was your typical wedding stuff...The Maid of honor gave a very nice toast, that made my wife cry...She cries pretty easy, but now we're mixing in all these baby hormones, so she's extra fragile...Then of course there were the dance floor douchebags...You know, white guys that think they're just the shit when they're on the dance floor...Oh, and every other Rap song that comes on, they have to high-five, 'cause that's their jam!'

Then a Country song kicked in...All the pasty gangstas left the floor, and a few of the country fans jumped out...The song was some Hillbilly nonsense, "Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy." Oh you clever guys you! As I was listening to this drivel, I realized, 'Holy shit, it's Rap too...Just a redneck doing rap...Same thumping beat..Same cadence...Same guy with little ability to sing, so he talks to the beat.' Well, f*ck me! You see, I'm not a Country fan...Some is okay, but most makes me want to eat a bullet like R_Bud_Dwyer...

I'm not a Rap fan...There's some stuff that I can handle, but you're not gonna find Jay-Z's greatest hits in my collection...Seriously, that asshole said, "Shit I made the Yankee hat more famous than a Yankee can" REALLY F*CK-TARD! Ruth, Gehrig, DiMaggio, Mantle and hell, even Jeter beat you at that! Anyways, back to the music...So I would guess that a good number of these people loving this "Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy" bullshit, are also the same people who can't stand the dumb-ass, misogynistic Rap lyrics...Hey, at least Rappers don't sugar-coat shit...They just say, 'Bitch, suck my dick!' Or something like that!

Did I just defend Rap?

But the biggest douchebag of the night, was this guy...

How is it that ass-hats like this clown land chicks like that...Seriously, when they walked in, my wife and her friend were talking about how pretty she was, and how they liked her dress...I had to confess to them, I hadn't even noticed her, because I was sucked in by his unbelievable, douchebaggery...This guy should be punched in the face repeatedly, for like, 3 days...Maybe 4...Hell, as they were leaving one guy almost did kick his ass, for no other reason, then he was a douchebag...Seems justified to me!

Sunday, the wife took our daughter shopping for school supplies, and spent $140...I shit you not...They sent home the list of supplies, and I have to ask, what are my taxes paying for, because from the looks of it, the school is only providing the teacher and the desk...Later this week I'll be taking the boy for his...His list is a bit smaller, so I may get by with just $80...

After that we did a lot of house cleaning...We've finally come to the realization that we have a baby on the way, and December will be here sooner than we think...We cleaned out our storage room, so we had room to store other shit...we worked hard in the man cave/playroom...It's about 10% man cave and 90% playroom...The Little Beeze was putting up a fight through all of this...he wanted to keep shit I wanted throw away...You know, the crap he hasn't played with in 2 years...Then he just kept playing with crap he found...We kept giving him small jobs, and a few minutes later, there he was, playing with something he hadn't seen in year...After awhile, I tapped out, and they played with their friends next door...

When it was time for bed, he was complaining and fighting about everything...I tried to talk to him, about some times when you're over-tired, (which he was)That you have a bad day...Then he broke out some of his logic, which at times is hard to argue with...He said, "I'm just having a bad day, 'cause you guys won't let me do what I want to do." So very true!

I'll Close with this song from Raine Maida and his wife Chantal Kreviazuk, inspired by being a parent...There's some chatting at the beginning, but he explains it and gets into it about 45 seconds in...And I know exactly what he's talking about...



If you missed, my first college football preview, you can catch it HERE.

Later, The Beeze.

What's Wrong with Alaska?

Don't worry Republicans...This isn't another, in what I'm sure is a long line of Sarah Palin bashing blogs...

This is a short and sweet post of me asking WTF!?!

Why am I asking WTF? Because in my never ending travels on YouTube I have found some silly sh!t...Two of the stupidest videos I've seen come from Alaska...Both are Pre-game videos for sports teams...The first is from the Fairbanks Grizzlies, of the "Intense Football League." I sh!t you not....

Yeah, I know...Pretty f**king stupid...But this next bit of nonsense will top it...This next one is from the Alaska Nanooks Hockey team...




That my friends, is a steaming pile of douche baggery...Thanks Alaska...We've all become slightly dumber after watching that nonsense!

Later, The Beeze.

The Dictionary is Too Racy...REALLY!?!

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More Christmas Time Rants

In Monday Moaning I touched on the PC bullsh!t that has been going on with Christmas time...How so many people want everyone to not be offended, so they want us all to say "Happy Holidays." Well, I've got more to add...

So, there's a Cleveland area school that did a "Holiday" show...They did songs that represented all holidays around this time of year, for all faiths...Including a Chanuka song, partly sung in Hebrew...Hey, that's great...I got no problem with that...Until, it came time for the kids to sing "We Wish You a Merry Christmas."

Give me a second, I'm trying to stay calm...

They changed the words to, "We wish you a rockin' holiday."

Seriously...I'm not joking...Some f**k stain made these kids take Christmas out of a song, and made them sing one of the hackiest things I've ever heard..."We wish you a rockin' holiday."

First of all, some one should be beaten for this...I'm not even joking about that...Second, at least...At least 75% of the kids in this school celebrate Christmas...But they had to cater to everyone else, while some douche bag in charge had them take a dump on Christmas...People need to be fired...Parents should take there kids out of that dolt run school...And some one needs to be beaten!

Tonight my son, who's in Pre-Kindergarten, had his Christmas Concert...They sang the silly stuff..."Must be Santa"..."Jingle Bells" (they were ringin' the hell out of their bells)..."Frosty the Snowman"..."Santa Claus is Coming to Town"...All that crap, and then they closed with, "We Wish You a Merry Christmas." They didn't change the words to something stupid...They just sang it how it was written...And guess what? No one was offended, and we all had cookies and juice afterwards...Thank God my school system isn't totally f**ked yet!

Moving on to something else I touched on Monday...I talked about The Opie & Anthony Homeless Shopping Spree, and how cool it was...And how great it was to see the snobs be offended by these homeless people in their mall...Well it looks like it's not going to happen...

In the past, O & A approached things with a "Gorilla" type of tactic...Act first and ask for forgiveness afterwards...Well the Sirius/XM lawyers stuck their noses in it this year, and thought it would be a good idea to ask the mall for permission...That's right ask the mall if they could bring homeless people there with gift cards, and let them buy things they need...It doesn't sound that bad, right?

Think again...Every mall in the New York city area, along with malls in Jersey, have said no...Don't come here...Don't do charity in our malls...Don't spend money in our malls...Business may be slow, but we don't want poor people in here, even if they all have $200 gift cards and your fans are buying them stuff too...We want no part of it...

It's really sad to think, it's almost 2010, and this is as far as we've come in the United States...It's scary how many human beings are out there, who truly make me sick...I hope everyone of those malls burn to the ground.

Now, with that, let's end with one of my favorite Christmas songs...

Later, The Beeze.

Why Do People Keep Doggin' This Little Fox?

Once again, I must defend Taylor Swift...Well, not so much defend her...More like call out another dolt, for being a giant bag of douche!

Yeah, I'm talking about you, fatty, Wynonna Judd...If you don't know, fatty Judd was all pissy about Taylor Swift winning "Entertainer of the Year" at the CMA's last night...Actually from what I've been reading, she's been JEALOUS of Swift's success for some time before this...Yes fatty, I said JEALOUS...Apparently Fatty said, ""You want my honest comment? It’s too much too soon." I'm sure Wynonna...I mean Fatty, doesn't like seeing some one so young rising to the top...Especially since it took her much longer...

Listen, I'm not a country music fan...I can't stand it...I also can't stand stupid, f**king, fat pigs, who can't stand to see some one else be successful...

I know Taylor Swift isn't gonna be all, 'Mr. Beeze, you mid-30's, out of shape, married with two kids, blogging piece of deliciousness, thank you for calling Kayne West a douche...And thank you for bashing Fatty Judd, after she dissed me...Is there anything I can do for you?'

First, Yes there is!!!!

Second, I'm still gonna stickup for the girl...What the hell did she do...Let some group of Nashville suits give her some awards...The music business can be evil...And country music has started doing what pop music has been doing for years...Find the young, hot talent, and pump out a ton of stuff, until they're all used up...If Fatty wants to bitch, don't dog Swift...Dog the system...

What this comes down to is Fatty Judd, is jealous of the young, attractive, talented, up and coming stars...She misses being young...She was never attractive...And I couldn't tell you if she was ever talented...I never listened to her and Chunky Judd's (her mother Naomi) crap...

Yep, I just dragged mom into it...Why? Because apparently she likes to treat young, talented, singers like crap too...According to the twins singers, Kate and Kacey, who were on CMT's "Can You Duet, Naomi Judd, who was one of the judges was such a pain in the ass to the sisters...They wrote a song about her called "You're Not My Judge."

Listen, in my opinion, the system sucks...The music business has become crap...It's been heading there a long time...Fatty and Chunky Judd have seen this...They should be trying to offer support and guidance to these young stars...To help them have some staying power...Because until I heard, and read about this...I had no idea these slobs were still alive!

Mix in a salad Fatty...

Later, The Beeze.

An Open Letter to DirecTV and the NHL

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Look at that...The Trinity of f**king stupidity!

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I've been a subscriber of DirecTV for 6 years...I've had the Center Ice Package through DirecTV for 4 of those years...BTW that costs an extra $130 a year...What can I say, I love hockey...And those dummies running the NHL can't get a quality TV deal done...They've been trying with Versus, and honestly that's the only thing I ever watched on Versus...I'm just not into Bull Riding...

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But now the owners of Versus are in a battle with DirecTV...They want DirecTV to charge guys like me more to carry their crappy channel...I was okay with DirecTV taking a stand...But then the NHL season started...Last week the New York Rangers took on the Pittsburgh Penguins...The game was to be on the NHL Network...I put it on, and it was blacked out...So via the Center Ice Package I went to the Rangers feed of the game...Blacked out...Then I went to the Penguins feed...Blacked out...What the f**k am I paying you a$$holes for!?!

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So tonight I put on the NHL Network to watch the Penguins take on the Coyotes...Blacked out...Again I go to the other feeds...Blacked out...So now I'm pissed...More then normal...I cal DirecTV...I got passed around to five different people who couldn't answer a single question...One dolt didn't even know what hockey was...One douche said, well did you check you local channels...A$$hole, my local channels don't show hockey, that's why I pay so much to get the games...

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The last dip shit, was the most helpful...He explained that the code on a blacked out channel (727) means the league blacked it out...He said most likely because of low ticket sales...WTF!?! So I asked him this...I started by saying, "I know you have nothing to do with this but it just doesn't make sense...The NHL is struggling to compete with all other sports...If you want to sell your product, and tickets, why the hell would you withhold your product from being seen?" Some dope could be passing by the NHL Network and stop and watch a little...He may get into it...Next thing you know he's going to a game...Does that make sense to anyone else?

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This guy also told me there's nothing they can do about the black outs and there's no one he can pass my complaint up to...I replied with..."I'm paying DirecTV for a service they carry for the NHL...The NHL is getting their cut...DirecTV is getting their cut...And I'm not getting the f**king service I pay for..." He was quiet for a second...Then he said, "is there anything else sir?" I said, "Yes...You're getting paid for what you do, right?" he of course said yes..."You and your company are taking my money, but not providing the service I paid for...How are you going to fix this?" Douchey McDouche says, "We can't control what the league does, we're just the carrier." I came back with..."But you're not carrying it!"

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He again was quiet...Then, "Is there anything else sir?" I of course said, "Yes...1) I'll be looking for a new provider, and 2) Drop dead!"

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I had been a big fan of DirecTV...I had pimped them to friends and family...Now, my list of missions has grown...Taking those douche bags down is at the top...Oh, and Gary Bettman and the NHL...You're on the list too...Could you market your product any worse...It's bad enough you can't figure out how to pitch your sport to the casual fan...Joe F**king Average...But now your continuously pissing off your base...May you all rot in hell!

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GO SCREW!

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The Beeze

Monday Moaning

Well who the hell would have thought that going to the Indians game Friday night, would have been the highlight of my weekend...Sports wise that is...

I can't believe it myself...Even worse, was my total and complete anger and rage about having to go...I was coaxed by one of my bosses to go...The owners of The Fish House had a bunch of tickets...Including some for a suite next to the Indians dugout...Now this sounds cool, but I of course, being an angry, cynical, asshole was pissed...Why not throw me some tickets when the Red Sox were in town early in the season...Before the Indians were a total joke...

No us lowly employees got to see Kansas City in September...The Royals vs the Columbus Clippers...I mean Indians...Awesome!

But I dragged my sorry, ungrateful, ass there...Threw down a couple beers before the game...Then we headed into the Jake...(yeah I still call it that...Tough sh!t) Then we got to the suite...Holy sh!t...We were right behind the on deck circle...At ground level...You really get to see the speed of the game from there...Even better...FREE BEER...FREE FOOD...Hells yeah!

The game was a 1-1 thriller...Then the royals went up 2-1 in the 12th...Game sucked...But I didn't expect it to be great...But I had a great time with some cool people, and drank for free...Can't beat that...Oh yeah, and there was fireworks too...

Then Saturday came...Notre Dame vs Michigan...In case you missed my post game write-up... http://irishbuzz.blogspot.com/2009/09/fighting-irish-fall-to-michigan-38-34.html

I hate losing to Michigan...The Irish defense looked like crap...Getting burnt by Freshman QB Tate Forcier...Kid played a hell of a game...Then there was big, fat, Charlie Weis, and his stupid as play calling...And of course the penalties didn't help...Or Golden Tate dropping two touchdown passes...I was sick all night...

Then I saw another freshman QB, Matt Barkley from USC, lead his team back to beat Ohio State...I honestly have never been a Luckeyes fan...But the only team I hate more Michigan is USC...Really it's kind of a tie...

Then Sunday rolled around...I took the kids to sign up for more ice skating and swimming lessons...Then we went to the grocery store...Then I cut the grass...Then it was time for the Browns to take on that douche bag Brett Favre and the Minnesota Viking...Well they really had to worry about Adrian Peterson more then anyone else...The defense played hard, but was worn out...If it wasn't for a Josh Cribbs return for a touchdown, the game would have been even uglier...He's looking like the teams MVP once again...
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Being a sports fan in Ohio can be a real b!tch...Hell, look at the Cincinnati Bengals...Their defense played a heck of a game today...Then they lose the game a fluke tipped pass, caught by Brandon Stokley...Who runs it all the way down, including taking the scenic route, to the end zone for a 87 yard touchdown, with only 11 seconds left...It's just brutal here...

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Even my local high school team took a beating this week...The Brooklyn Hurricanes 0...Cleveland Central Catholic 32...Bad, bad, sports weekend...
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Now I know many of you look forward to stories about my son...Well this weekend, he was mostly just a pain in the ass...That and totally enthralled by his boners...He gets the biggest kick out of it...And loves showing it off...What is it that they say about apples falling from trees...

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Have a good week...

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Late, The Beeze.

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Okay, so I'm adding on here at the end now...I just read about the stupid VMA award show, and saw what Kanye West did to Taylor Swift...If you didn't hear about it here ya go... http://new.music.yahoo.com/blogs/hiphopmediatraining/171413/kanye-west-has-truly-lost-it-this-time/?page=1#comments





What a low-life piece of sh!t...People always try to throw that Karma BS at me when I get a little harsh...Well I don't believe in Karma...I think it's a way people try to explain sh!t away...I believe in me...And now I believe the world would be a much better place if Kanye West wasn't in it...F**k that douche bag...I hope he chokes on a c*ck!
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Now I'm done.

This Is F**ked Up!

Before I show you what is so f**ked up...At least in my opinion...I want to share this...I started blogging a little over a year ago at Sporting News...Then I started this blog and others...Before all this, I never had a computer...I didn't like them, never wanted one...I thought technology would be our downfall...That may still be true...But I have come to love the Internet, and technology, and all the things it can bring me...

I use to say twitter was "gay"...Gay in that 6th grade way, that is you trashing something you know nothing about...Now, because of twitter, I learn something new every day...Including how twisted and f**ked up people are...So much so, that they make me look sane...Here is an example...

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Now the video...

http://creativity-online.com/work/wwf-tsunami-(tvc)/17193

This ad was created by the company DDB Brasil for the World Wildlife Foundation...The WWF is claiming they didn't approve it...While DDB Brasil president says they did approve it...The add was run one time...Then submitted for an award...Still with the WWF logo on it...I don't care who did or didn't approve...F**k them all...

I'm okay with ads trying to make a point...But this one went the wrong to try and make their point...

I first found this via twitter, at http://www.mediaite.com/online/wwf-911-ad-was-not-a-rejected-spec-ad-shocking-video-uncovered/ which lead to... http://adage.com/globalnews/article?article_id=138775 which will take you to the video...

With technology, I guess we get the good and the bad...The bad being douche bags taking 9/11 and turning it into a sh!tty, preachy ad...The good being me finding it, sharing it, and ranting about it...

Later, The Beeze.

Is it Just Me...

Or does Brett Favre look like a bigger douche bag in Purple?


Since I've started this blog, I think I've made it clear, that I'm not a Brett Favre fan...To be completely honest...I can't f**king stand him...He was my first inductee to the Skull F**k Hall of Fame...

Well now, I hate him a little more...After he threw a crack-back block this week, injuring Eugene Wilson...Crack-backs are a fine-able offense, with possible suspension...But considering how much the league and the media love to swing on Brett's nuts...I'm sure he'll just get a talking to...F**k that! The guy is a punk!

Just trying to use my hate of Favre constructively...

Later, The Beeze.

If this Offends You, I'm Sorry....

But not really...

I'm so sick of the media...and well f**king idiot people paying non-stop tribute to Michael Jackson...Yes he was a talented singer and performer...That said...he was also a kid toucher....Maybe I'm to harsh...But I don't think so...

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How quickly we forget...'Hey little boy, come to my fun little fantasy land just for kids...We'll have some Jesus juice, and when you wake up...Your pants will be around your ankles and you ass will be hurting like a mutha!'

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I'm sorry but the constant news coverage last night made me sick...Just to wake up and see and hear it continued today...What the hell has this world come to...The Rock & Roll Hall of Fame is flying their Flags at half staff...Seriously...He was a singer...Not a President...or Senator...or Governor...or a fallen Soldier...He was a singer who got his rocks off touching kids...

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I'm about ready to puke in my soup...But it's too hot for soup today...Unless we're talking Gazpacho...But I have gotten of track...

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Last night I posted my picks for the first class of the Skull F**k Hall of Fame...Well in honor of the "King of Pop" I'd like to give something special to any and all media outlets paying tribute to this pervert...Along with all the douche bag fans that think he could do no wrong...Then you should have offered up your kids...

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I would like to give you all a good old fashioned Pink Sock!

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If you don't know what a pink sock is...here you go...

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=pink+sock

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Yes...I'm often to harsh and outspoken...But I don't really care...The world is a better place every time a kid toucher dies!

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Later, The Beeze.