Friday, February 12, 2010

Sex Addiction = BS

I've been thinking about this for awhile now...There seems to be a trend happening lately...Every time some one famous like Tiger Woods...Or slightly famous like Steve Phillips, gets caught cheating on their wife...They play the "I'm a sex addict" card...Then the head off to some bullsh!t sex rehab program...

Then afterwards we have douche bags like David Duchovny, and Phillips doing interviews, telling us how this is a disease...IS IT!?!

So I started wondering, 'Am I a sex addict?' Honestly...Now I haven't cheated on my wife...But I do love sex...If have sex today with my wife...I'll still find time to rub one out...At least one! I think about sex all the time...I want to f**k all the time...Ask her...I'm always hounding her for more! Thinking about this made me do some research...God bless Google!

I found this when looking for symptoms: "It is thought that sex is used by the addict as an escape, a means of avoiding stress, emotional strain, boredom, anxiety, and the pursuant shame and isolation that results from their compulsive behavior. Sex may be used to feel powerful or desirable."

Okay, raise you hand if you haven't in any of those ways...We're all screwed!

I also found this...
"Other signs of sex addiction include regularly engaging in the following:

-Excessive (compulsive) masturbation (self-stimulation to produce sexual pleasure) or use of pornography

-Obsessive dating (e.g., through personal ads)

-Phone sex or sex via the Internet (cybersex)

-Sex with anonymous partners (e.g., one-night stands)"

Okay, I do masturbate a lot, and I like pornography...I use to get into the phone sex...Until the wife found that one huge phone bill...Who hasn't had a one night stand in their youth?

I've spent a couple hours looking at all these sites that want to tell you all this stuff is bad...Sex is good! Actually, it's f**king great! Masturbating is good...Having sexual desire is good...Ruining your career and marriage is bad...But, these dolts didn't ruin these things because they are sex addicts...They ruined things because they're assholes with no self control...

I want to f**k all the time...But my wife isn't willing to spent 20 hours of the day bumping uglies...So I tug one off when I can...I don't go banging other woman when ever and where ever I can...Unlike Tiger Woods...It's self control...Just like fatties...If you don't want to be a fat tub of yuck...Don't eat half a dozen donuts every day...

I'm trying to lose weight...Which means I need to have the self control to not eat twenty Oreos at 1:00AM before I go to bed...All these douche bags are just trying to save their ass...

Worst thing is, average Joe could play the sex addict card...Say average Joe gets caught cheating on his wife, average Jill...If tries to tell her he's a sex addict...She's slapping him across the face, and throwing his sh!t out the door...She knows it's bullsh!t...And what good does it do her to stick with him...He's not rich like these other so-called sex addicts...Plus if she did buy it...The average family can't afford to send Mr. Horny to sex rehab with that bullsh!t artist Dr. Drew...That guy needs to choke on a c*ck!

I think this sex addict stuff is a bunch of crap...If it isn't, then I better get some help...I wonder if I can get disability for being a horn-ball!

Later, The Beeze.


"McSpazz" said...

Well played. If you man and are not a s called "sex addict" then there may be something really, really wrong with you.

You hit it right on the head with the self-control issue. In today's society everything is earmarked an addiction or some called of an illness. Instead of what it really is, addiction is the lack of self control, self esteem and total lack of caring for what life really is, a gift.

bdubsmitty said...

I have been waiting on you to tackle this subject, and I'm shocked that it took you so long.

I agree with you - don't play the "feel sorry for me because I'm an addict" card - man up and say "I did it because I wanted to, and I got caught, so tough shit for me."

Great work Beeze.

The Beeze (aka: Tim McNeeley) said...

Thanks Evan & B-Dub!

It's guys like us that are going to have to get this world back on track...One blog at a time!

Anonymous said...

Good post and comments from Evan and BWS. Right on about sex control. Of Tiger, a local commentator asked "Why go out for a hamburger when you have steak at home?"

But I wonder ... what is the treatment at a sex-addict clinic? OMG ... you could probably do a great post on that topic!

Unknown said...

You crack me up! But I do have to say this, I have (on one or two occasions) used you as an example of a man I know who LOVES sex but also adores his wife very much.

The thing about you Beeze is when you hear that voice in your head that says, "You had your fun. Stop being a dick." You nod and go on your way.

Both of those qualities are rare. Its sad to say, but it's sadly true. Most people feel they DESERVER to have this, that or the other thing because they had a crappy day or whatever their excuse it.

I can't say I agree with all the media hype that it's an addiction but it is a problem. Not so much the "sex" part - mostly the part where people think they can get away with being jerks and then are surprised when they're caught with their pants down.

The Beeze (aka: Tim McNeeley) said...

Thatnks Frank...I'm gonna have to get into one of these programs...a little undercover piece!

The Beeze (aka: Tim McNeeley) said...

-A, Thank you...That's very nice of you to say...I hope the wife reads this!

"mostly the part where people think they can get away with being jerks and then are surprised when they're caught with their pants down."

I'll assume the pun was intended!

bdubsmitty said...

Dude you HAVE to go to rehab undercover and write a blog about it - LMAO! That would be priceless.

Unknown said...

It is the pun I intended :)