A Political Rant

For the last 20 years what is the # 1 thing the U.S. has produced?

War...it’s been non-stop since 9/11...get the terrorists...get the oil...oust this bad guy...oust that bad guy...and our President is trying to keep that trend going...but what good has come from it all?

None...every country we have invaded is a fucking shit show now...every dictator we ousted has opened the door for extremist to take hold...our wars have created and strengthened hatred of our country throughout the Middle East....War has taken countless lives and many of those that live through it are broken...

This shit with Iran...so many people seem to fail to realize our President started this...all of it...taking out the Iranian general wasn’t the first missile we sent their way...Protests and then attacks on our embassy in Iraq happened because our government bombed some Iranians...but Fox News or CNN for that matter aren’t telling you that.

As for you fucktards angry at those rallying or protesting against war...there is nothing more American then using the freedom of speech we have and standing up for what one believes in...

As for you gung-ho mother fuckers all wanting to kick ass in Iran and Iraq...take your 17 and 18 year old sons and daughters to the local recruiting office and sign them up for the military...and sign yourself up too mother fucker....No, no, no...you don’t get to use the Trump “bone spurs” excuse, or the you’re too old and got a bad knee from your high school football glory days shit...

You want war, nut the fuck up asshole....stop telling us all how to be Americans...stop bitching about a football player taking a knee is being disrespectful to the troops....what’s disrespectful is sending them off to another pointless, costly war....costly meaning their lives, oh and financially...Republicans love to say they’re fiscally conservative...Until they’re starting another war or building a fucking wall!

And since I’m at it...Christian Conservatives...I’m baffled by you so-call “Pro-Life” fuckers who are so goddamn pro-War.....

Fuck you, you fucking fuckers.

Read some real news...don’t just take what they spoon feed you....read a history book or two...have a fucking clue...Be better than our President and Senators....

War never leads to peace, it leads to another war.

Maybe next time we'll get into President Trump's mountain of lies or all the times he does things he previously said he wouldn't do...Or like when he predicted President Obama would start a war with Iran to get re-elected...Which he didn't but look what ole Donny is doing right now...

Fucking fucker!

"Everything is Bigger in Texas..."

Does that include the assholes?

Okay, to be fair, I'm northern boy, and it seems easy to talk shit about Texas at times...Been then again, I was born in raised in Cleveland, Ohio...A place that has been shit on religiously since before I was born...So I feel I'm allowed to fire my own wise-cracks at people around the world, including assholes in Texas...

And while I'm about to single out the Texas Longhorns Football team, both schools in this game are in Texas...

So Baylor's 4th string QB throws an interception...His teammates don't get the guy...He does, right at the sideline...Now it looks like he Texas player's one foot was hitting the sideline right as Hawthorne, (the QB) got there...But watch the video, there is no whistle...Hawthorne continues to battle the Texas defender and is starting to throw him to the ground as the whistle blows...(blown before he is down...That whole progress was stopped crap)...






The QB played it right...He played it hard, and he played through the whistle...And what happened...the Texas bench, a 5-7 team, acted like a bunch of cunts...Shoving him, 18 is no actor, he intentionally fell on top of Hawthorne...They started a bunch of shit, for no good goddamn reason...

People keep talking about Charlie Strong changing the culture at Texas, including myself...Doesn't look like it's working....They're record sucks, and they're acting like punk-ass cunts...

With this one play, I lost all hope for the culture changing at Texas, and for whatever the hell Strong is doing!

Seriously? Grow the Fuck Up!

I've sat on this story for a few days now...I just can't figure out who are the bigger fucking assholes! These ass-hats in Pennsylvania who dress up like dick-bags from yesteryear, and have a big to-do over a stupid fucking rodent crawling out of it's hole, and supposedly seeing it's shadow or not...

Seriously?  This is how you're going to forecast?  I get it, the Weather Channel is wrong 50% of the time...Local weather-casters are wrong constantly...But You're going to put your faith in this asshole groundhog...That you named Phil...And you act as if he is an all-knowing, weather guide, that has somehow never died...Grow the fuck up Pennsyltucky!

But wait...It gets worse...The City...Town...Of Merrimack New Hampshire issued an arrest warrant for Phil...Seriously!?!  Yes, I know it's just a joke thing...But do you really have nothing better to do with your time?   Are the taxpayers in Merrimack really happy about their civil servants wasting time, money, and energy on this crap...Everyone involved in this should be fired, yesterday!

And you live in New Hampshire...Aren't you suppose to be hearty New Englanders, that can handle Winter?  I thought all you fucking New Englanders loved living in a place with all four seasons...So you get tough Winter and turn into cunts and want pretend to arrest a fucking groundhog, because somehow that will make you all feel better!?!  Holy fucking shit!

Is Merrimack run by complete and total retards? It must be...Grow the fuck up!

And for everyone else...It's February...It's Winter...It gets cold...It snows...Why the fuck is everyone acting surprised, like this is the beginning of the apocalypse...It's fucking Winter cunts!

The Beeze.

Monday Moaning

Well here we are...This is the first time I have opened my laptop in 5 days...Yes I looked at some things via my iphone, but other than looking at Twitter, Facebook, and a bit of news, I took a mini-vacation from the Internet...I mean, Summer is at it's end...My oldest and I took in our first high school football game of the season Friday...And yes, College Football season kicked off this week...So there is no shortage of sports to write about....

So why not start with the hot topic...Johnny Manziel...The NCAA hit him with a meaningless, weak, 1 half suspension for the first game...The first game being against Rice....That'll teach him!  And anyone who thinks he didn't break the rules...You're foolish...There is a story quietly floating around that this could be an even bigger deal, that the NCAA wants to keep quiet, and that may be why they reacted so swiftly, and softly with Manziel...A CLIENT_LIST of College Football players going back to 2004 who signed shit for money...

But then there was Manziel, taking the field in the second half against Rice...




Hey, I'm okay with trash talk to a degree, but when all this shit just went down, and your first move out of the gate is to air-sign autographs...That's a dick-bag move...But wait, there's more...

Look, Johnny just threw a TD pass...Now he's counting his money....Fucking dick-bag...Then late in the game after throwing another TD pass, he went and talked trash to some Rice players, and got flagged for it...



Big, fucking, Dick-Bag....After this move, the coach yanked him...And he's got to be concerned about how many more headaches is this kid going to give the program...And while Johnny is talking shit, maybe he should realize that Rice may not have won, but they just showed everyone in the country how weak the A&M defense is...Rice scored 31 points while gaining 509 yards...306 of those on the ground...

Manziel has talent, but he's clearly an asshole...For the record, I'm rooting for him to fail, and fail big-time...This now brings us to Backell...If you don't know him, he's a douchebag from way back in the days when we all blogged at Sporting News...There are many reasons to dislike this guy...Like being a liar, and a fake...Saturday, he started a threat on a Facebook page, commenting about Manziel's taunting...

"I've just got say, Johnny Manziel is really putting his signature on this game.

I went there."

People came in, and dropped their one liners, and two-cents, and then suddenly Backell called out everyone's comments ripping Manziel for being "#sechaters"

Well, I do hate the SEC, but as many of us pointed out, this was not about how we may or may not feel about the SEC...It was how we felt about Manziel, his antics, and his disrespect for his teammates, opponents, the game, and the NCAA...Which, I have no respect for the NCAA either!

So "F5", you wanted to stir the pot...You wanted some attention...Well here you have it...You made it into Monday Moaning...I can can only speak for myself, although I know many who feel the same...You're hack...You're an arrogant douchebag...And you're an asshole...You and Johnny Manziel will make a lovely couple, eating each others asses in your own little, asshole hell!

-In other College Football news...North Dakota State upset Kansas State 24-21...If that isn't sexy enough...Eastern Washington upset (#25) Oregon State 49-46...Those FCS schools are fucking with people!

And all of you who get pissed about hearing about (#19) Boise State late in every season, and how they could throw a monkey wrench in the system...No worries...The Washington Huskies dominated Boise State 38-6...(#18) Nebraska squeaked out a 37-34 win over Wyoming...I'd like to thank Ohio State for not covering the spread against Buffalo...The Buckeyes only beat the Bulls 40-20...That's my gambling tip people...First couple weeks of the season, when the big guns have a cream-puff on the schedule...Take the puff with the points...Love that shit!

-My Fighting Irish were not spectacular in their 28-6 win over Temple...They looked fucking amazing during their first two offensive series, and it looked like it was going to get real ugly, real fast...But the Irish got a bit sloppy...Too many penalties...The Special Teams were awful...I'm trying to get a scholarship this week to be their new kicker...At times the defense seem to be taking plays off, and were playing a lot of bend don't break...

There is plenty of talent on this team, but if they don't clean it up, they'll get smoked at Michigan next week...

Molls was happy with the win...

-The big game of the week was (#5) Georgia at (#8) Clemson...I give both teams credit for opening their season with this big game this...If Clemson loses they're out of National Championship contention...If Georgia loses, they'll have to run the table the rest of the way, and get some luck...The game lived up to the hype...And so did Clemson QB Tajh Boyd, (my #2 pick for the Heisman) who passed for 3 TD's and rushed for 2 more leading Clemson to a 38-35 win...

-My #1 guy for the Heisman, Louisville QB, Teddy Bridgewater torched Ohio U. for 355 yards and 5 TD's Sunday in 49-7 win...Even more impressive to me was Louisville's defense shutting down the Bobcats strong ground game, holding them to just 81 yards, and forcing them to try to do it all through the air...

-Lastly, I want to talk about Keith Olbermann...I liked him early on...Then in his later years at MSNBC his act got old...He became quite annoying...But now he is back talking sports...He's doing some things with sports, that made him appealing in his early "Countdown" days...Last week he had a great segment taking apart the NCAA...Then I saw this...Talking about concussions and and idiot columnist, Pete Prisco...




I know Olbermann has a rep as a douche, but he's doing some good stuff on ESPN2 week nights at 11:00PM...

That's it for now...

Have a Week...

The Beeze.

I Agree, This Should Go Viral

You're about to get full disclosure here....

I saw this on Facebook, with people trying to push it to go viral...The biggest reason people want it to go viral, is so this animal gets caught...I want that too....I hope he is caught and killed...But I want it to go viral so people can see just how fucked up our society is...

The attack was caught on a "Nanny Cam" which already says, shit we have a problem if we really don't trust the people who watch our kids...Hey, I understand...I have kids and I don't trust anyone...Why should I when I see shit like this happen regularly...This monster kicks his way in to rob this house, and beats the hell out of this woman right in front of her 3 year old...She didn't even fight back...He had no need to beat her like this other then to scare her and her children...and to flex his nuts, and make himself feel tough...He was being nothing more than a thug...Beating on a woman because he could...

This also has me asking questions about us, and myself....Honest to God, the first thought I had when I saw this was, 'That fucking nigger!'  I really try not be a racist person...And I wasn't thinking it because he was black...I felt it because of what he was doing...Believe me or not, but I have called a woman beating white guy a nigger before...Does that make using the word right or wrong...I don't fucking know...I've never been one to say any word is off limits...Should I feel bad for having that thought?   I did for a moment...But it is supposedly such an awful word, and he is clearly such an awful person, shouldn't they be a perfect match?    Yes, that word has a serious meaning to many black people....Yet there are many black people who throw it around constantly, like it means nothing....

And sorry, I don't care what you say, there is no difference between nigger and nigga...That's just lazy grammar...

My immediate feeling was this guy should die...Is that wrong? Is it wrong that I still feel he should die?  What good does he offer the world? Should we just start erasing the mistakes within our society? But then who decides who is a mistake...Or what awful acts qualify you to be a mistake? Maybe we'll just have to go case by case...Should I be judge, jury and executioner?  Probably not!  

 The longer I live and the more bullshit I see, the less I believe in second chances when it comes to criminals...

If that was my wife being beaten in front of my kids like that....Well, first, my kids probably would have taken some shots too, because they would have come charging to their mother's aid...They all have a bit of defender in them...But if that's my family, I'm bypassing the law...I'm hunting this piece of shit down like the animal he is, and I'm killing  him....That's not me being 'Johnny Tough Talk', that's just the way it is...I couldn't hold that anger down...I couldn't see that and not need to get revenge...

Does that make me a bad person?  Would that qualify me as a mistake?  I'm not sure what's going on with me...In the past I would see this, and just be angry, and say 'fucking kill this piece of shit!' and I be done with it...But I am finding myself wondering are those feelings wrong...Does wanting this animal dead make me just as bad of a person? 

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No!

I'm not a bad person...I'm not as bad as him....I don't break into homes and steal...I don't beat up women and terrify their children....Those thoughts have never crossed my mind....And there is no excuse anyone can give that would justify what this animal did...Thinking he is horrible and should be dead is not wrong....It's totally fucking logical...The world would be better place without this asshole in it...

Agree or disagree, but fuck it, I'm right!

The Beeze.

The Beeze's Friday Finger Pop

Welcome to another installment of the Friday Finger Pop, where not just two fingers, but two finger popable asses are always better than one!

The first bit of news today, The New York Rangers have signed former Vancouver Canucks coach, Alain Vigneault to be their next head coach...I'm not sure how I feel about this...He's not a bad coach, but I really disliked his teams in Vancouver...They really annoyed me...But he's got to do better having Lundqvist as his goalie, instead of the dead weight Roberto Luongo that kept holding the Canucks back!

Then I saw Mark Messier, Special Assistant to GM Glen Sather was very he, and his no coaching experience, didn't get the job...He has said he's not sure of his future now with the Rangers...Wow, always known as a tough guy in his playing days, and now he's gonna get a sad and hurt, because he didn't get a job that he wasn't qualified for...You know what Mess, go do what all the other coaches did....Earn your fucking stripes!  Being a great player doesn't make you a great...That's a whole new thing you need to learn...

Next up...Thursday night I was at my daughter's softball game...She's on a 12 and under team, in a league for beginning players...Their first couple years in, learning the game...Well, her team lost this game before they even stepped on the field...They saw the other teams pitcher warming up, and they were done for...This girl was throwing it 50 mph...The team was bigger, and you could see they had plenty of experience...Then the game started...when they made an out, the whole team did a little cheer, that ended with them slapping their feet...I was totally annoyed...I don't know if this is part of softball, but it came across as taunting....They did it on outs...They had one for if one of them walked...Got an RBI...everything...It was really cunty...And I wasn't the only adult who felt this way...

But then we saw how their parents behaved, and reacted...Oh, I see...They're shitty little cunts, because their parents and coaches are assholes...Oh, and then from a bit of parental investigating, these little twats, were 13, 14, year olds...Taunting and getting joy out of lying about what they were, and beating up on a league of 10, 11, and 12 year old beginners...Out teams coach intends to get them booted by the end of the weekend, and has already asked for birth certificates for every girl on that team...The parents of these kids, on this team need to be beaten...And the coaches should be hung....Too harsh?  Too bad!

Then there  was the ump....What a douche...His strike zone was from the top of the head to the ankles...My daughter, got hit by a pitch, walked and struck out...Her strike out...two of the pitches, the catcher caught on a hop off the plate...How the fuck is that a strike ass-cunt?!?

I hate getting like this over youth sports, but when there are adults that are willing to be such shitheads, it has to be called out...If I didn't Molly, and Little Beeze there with me, I would have had a lot of shit to say, to a lot of people... DOUCHEBAGS!

Moving on to the "News" media, and the idiot talking heads involved in it...I've never liked Russell Brand...But then this week he was on MSNBC's Morning Joe...Right away he made co-host, Mika Brzezinski uncomfortable...She has always been the show's bitch, but around Brand she flustered...He called them out for sucking at their jobs...He called them out for being rude...And he took over the show, and made them look like fools, and how easy their silly job is...He closed by calling Brzezinski "Shaft Grasper" as she couldn't stop grasping a bottle on the desk...Check out the video...




Seriously, never liked the guy...But that was great!

-The Miami Heat won the NBA Championship...Don't worry, Cleveland is still standing...Yes, many people here still hate LeBron James, but whatever...It's the NBA...This is Cleveland in June...The Indians are playing well, and most of sports talk is yapping about how bad the Browns will be, and if the new owner is going to end up in jail!

 Basketball sucks ass!  Watch the rest of the Chicago and Boston  Stanley Cup Final...Series is tied at 2 and these two teams are putting on a hell of a series...They love playing OT games!

Have a good weekend, and keep on poppin'!

And 3 is better then 2...

The Beeze

What The Fuck?

Every day there is another story in the news about a horrible act of violence...Every day some one is being shot...Some one is being killed...Some awful shit is happening...As a parent, there are times I'm left scratching my head, asking myself, 'Why did we bring children into this fucked up world?'  That happened again yesterday when we heard the story of 13 month old, Antonio Santiago being shot in the head while in his stroller...

His mother, Sherry West was taking him for a walk, when she claims two black teens approached her....She was told to give them her money...She tried to tell them multiple times that she didn't have any...They threatened her...She tried to explain she did have any...The trigger man asked, "Do you want me to kill your baby?" she said, "No, don't kill my baby!"

That didn't stop them...Officials say that one of the teens fired four times, grazing West's ear and hitting her in the leg, then he went around to the stroller and shot Antonio in the face...How the hell does anyone do that!?!

Now I wasn't there, and maybe down the line something more, and even worse will come out about this, but I'm not going to speculate, or throw out a conspiracy theory...I'm taking the police, witnesses  and the mother at their word....So it sickened me when I saw this....

This is from the facebook page of a friend of these little thug assholes...The name mentioned, Demarquise Elkins is the 17 year old shooter, who along with his 14 year old counterpart were arrested yesterday for this horrific crime...Now, I'm not saying these two are guilty or innocent...That's up to the system to let us know...But when your boys are talking like this about you, you sound guilty as fuck...I also looked at Demarquise's facebook page last night...Comments on there from friends and family, don't make him look innocent...

But this shit above, from "Moneyville Shawtii Mizzle" makes me want to drive to Georgia, find him, and beat his skinny little ass...Then, beat the idiots that supposedly raised him...Anyone who knows me, knows I'm a pretty liberal guy, but I may not sound like it here...

This mother fucker needs to go the fuck back to school...The word is THAT not dat...And stop saying Nigga!  I don't play that bullshit that Nigga and Nigger are two different words, and mean two different things...It's just you fucking being lazy, just how you say dat instead of that, and da instead of the...It's fucking lazy...and your boy, who shot a baby in the face, if you want to keep it real...Call him what he is...A piece of shit...Anyone who would support some one who shot a baby in the face, and talk about them like they are some kind thug hero, should be executed the same day as the shooter....

Everyday there is a another reason to question the importance of the human race...Why do feel we are such a greater species, when there are so many humans trying to disprove that everyday...

A 13 month old is dead, because of money...Clearly, we aren't that great of a species.

The Beeze.

Why is CNN Feeling Bad for Rapists?

Yes, the title is correct...I want to know why big fat, stupid Candy Crowley, Poppy Harlow, and Paul Callan spent 6 minutes feeling bad, and wanting us to feel bad for to high school football stars, who raped a 16  year old girl...They kept talking about these assholes lives being ruined...But the idea that these two pieces of shit ruined a girls life, doesn't even cross their minds over there at CNN...Watch for yourself...




WHY!?!  WHY!?! Why are they making these bastards out to be the victims and just blowing off the actual victim...These two crybaby rapists got off easy....And no one should feel bad for them...Fucking Paul Callan talking about them being haunted by being registered sex offenders, like it's a bad thing...They should be haunted...Their lives should be ruined...They are sex offenders...

Candy Crowley, Poppy Harlow...Fucking Poppy...Die!  Paul Callan....All three should be fired, along with the fucking suits that let them on the air...This is one of the biggest disgraces in the history of the news media...Fucking burn CNN to the ground!

The Beeze.

Bring Me the Head of Joe Paterno...

Okay, that's gross, bring me his statue's head!

If you have followed my blogs that have been about Jerry Sandusky being a child rapist, and the cover-up at Penn State, then you know when this first broke, I was writing that Paterno knew, and willingly covered it up...And now we have found out that he lead the cover-up...He told his boys Spanier, Schultz, and Curley, to keep a lid on this mess...And they did...

But we have to ask why, if they knew this creep was messing with kids, and we removed him from the coaching staff, then why did he still have an office? Why did he still have full use of all athletic department facilities? They said it was to help with his Second Mile Charity...You mean the same charity where he was poaching these 10, 11, 12, and 13 year old boys from...I can't find any logic at all with these people...

In the Freeh Report, that was released yesterday it spoke of Paterno, Spanier, Curley, and Schultz, saying "These men concealed Sandusky's activities from the Board of Trustees, the University community and authorities. They exhibited a striking lack of empathy for Sandusky's victims by failing to inquire as to their safety and well‐being, especially by not attempting to determine the identity of the child who Sandusky assaulted in the Lasch Building in 2001." That being the victim Mike McQueary had seen Sansdusky with, and reported it to Paterno...And McQueary, you're not off the hook either...You stood by and let them cover it up...You kept your mouth shut, even though you saw what a monster Sandusky was, Fucking cunt!

Former FBI Director Louis Freeh said during his press conference Thursday, "There were more red flags here than you could count over a long period of time." Freeh's report went all the way back through Sandusky's career at PSU...All the way back to 1975...

Freeh's investigation showed points where, Penn State officials could have stopped Sandusky but didn't and failed to report him to authorities...

"On May 3, 1998, Sandusky sexually assaulted a young boy in the Lasch Building on Penn State's campus. His mother noted the boy was acting differently when he came home and called a psychologist about it, as well as the University Police Department.

When the boy's mother confronted Sandusky on May 19, asking if Sandusky had touched the boy's "private parts," he said, "I don't think so ... maybe." Unknown to Sandusky, UPD Detective Ron Schreffler and a State College police officer were listening from another room.

Sandusky asked if he could speak with the boy, but the mother said no. "I understand. I was wrong," Sandusky replied. "I wish I could get forgiveness. I know I won't get it from you. I wish I were dead."

When word of the May 3 assault reached Schultz two days later, he noted, "Is this opening of Pandora's Box?" and wondered if there were other children involved. Emails between Schultz and Curley imply that they had "touched base" with Joe Paterno about the incident as well. Yet after the UPD began an investigation, campus police chief Thomas Harmon said they would "hold off on making any crime log entry." All four officials -- Spanier, Paterno, Curley and Schultz -- were fully aware about the allegation and investigation in 1998, but failed to report it to the Board of Trustees, according to the report.

In June 1998, Harmon emailed Schultz to say officers "met discretely" with Sandusky and "his account of the matter was essentially the same as the child's." Sandusky said "he had done this with other children in the past." Schultz informed Spanier and Curley that the investigation of the matter was closed as such."

What's striking about 1998 is nobody even spoke to Sandusky ... including the coach [Paterno] who was steps away from Sandusky's office." Freeh said...Then there's the fact that that Schultz had testified that, "I was never aware that 'Penn State police investigated inappropriate touching in a shower, in 1998." Yeah, he screwed himself!

Then there's the emails back and forth between Paterno, Spanier, Schultz, and Curley, after the 2001 incident McQueary brought to their attention...Emails that made it clear that Paterno wanted it to be kept quiet...And even though they all knew it could hurt them, they all agreed to go along with it...

Then Thursday afternoon THIS came out...Yes, Penn State University switched the feed just as the Freeh Report was being released...Did these dummies not learn from the mistakes of Paterno and Spanier, Schultz, and Curley? For God's sake you idiots, it's 2012...Switching the channel won't stop people from getting the information! After this, along with the years of the cover-up, The State of Pennsylvania needs to cut off all funding to the University...Seriously, screw these people and their history of secrecy, and protection of a child rapist...

Over the months I've been calling for the NCAA to bring down the "Death Penalty" on Penn State...Many people think that's too far, saying this has nothing to do with Football and NCAA sports...BULLSHIT!

You had one of the most highly regarded coaches in the history of College Football, leading the cover-up of one of his assistant coaches being a child molester and rapist...Paterno and his 3 musketeers felt is was more important to protect his image, and the image of Penn State Football, then to protect innocent kids from getting raped in the team showers, team hotels, and Sandusky's basement bedroom...The myth of Paterno, and Penn State was all they cared about...This has everything to do with College Football and sports...

These fools didn't even realize that the world would have stood by them, and respected them had they Cut ties with Sandusky and turned him in at the first sign of trouble...But Paterno was blinded by his own ego, and probably some dumb-ass loyalty to his former assistant coach and friend...And to all those who refuse to believe the facts that Paterno was involved, and keep defending him, first, wake up! Second...Tell me, when this story first broke, WHY did Paterno transfer EVERYTHING into his wife's name? He knew he was dirty...He knew it would be found out...He knew there would be civil suits...He knew he was guilty...That bastard got off easy by dying...And I'll tell you this...It won't surprise me if even worse, and darker things come out about Paterno, Spanier, Schultz, and Curley...

At the top I said I want the head of that stupid fucking statue...I was thinking, I'd cash in my kids college funds, to pay whoever chopped it off, and brought it to me...But instead, let's keep it there...Let it be a reminder that our icons aren't always who we think they are...Put up a plague next to it...

'Joe Paterno, legendary football coach, and protector of child rapists, and all around fucking asshole with stupid big, glasses!'

Later, The Beeze.

More Idiot Parents

It's seems that every week, if I search through the news hard enough, I'll find another tail of people who call themselves parents, acting like complete fucking idiots, and no where close to acting like parents...

These two dolts thought it would be a funny way to scare their child into behaving, if they threw him in a washing machine, while at the Laundromat...Then their plan took a wrong turn...The machine auto-locked and started filling, and tossing the kid around...




This kid is a toddler...Do you really think this is the best way to teach him a lesson, or to give yourself a laugh...I guess not, based on the way you two fuck-stains started panicking when you realized you were about to be facing murder charges...

Luckily an attendant at the laundromat disabled the machine, and managed to get it open...The child, was obliviously scared, and took some bumps and bruises...Too bad his parents weren't locked in a room with me for a few hours...I'd love to hand out some bumps and bruises to these assholes...

Everyday, I hope that I am doing a good job raising my kids...Yes, I lose my temper sometimes...I've smashed a toy before...I've yelled...I've even threatened smack a kid when they have crossed a line...But threatening is a bit different then doing...And I really can't imagine what any of my kids could do, that would make me consider something that could end their life...How the hell do you put a toddler in a washing machine!?! How do you think that's a good idea!?!

I hope that these two are being investigated...I hope the kid, and any others they may have are taken away...I hope they are sterilized...Christ, these two shouldn't be allowed to keep sucking up the air that the rest of us non-assholes use...I just don't understand how people could be so fucking stupid, and treat their kids like this...Unreal!

Later, The Beeze.

Parent Means More Then Just Having Kids

Look at these two assholes...Yes, my opinion has been made, and these two, with out a doubt, are assholes...Tangie Jackson on the left, and Ricky Singleton on the right, will not be winning any parent of the year awards...Hell, Tangie doesn't even deserve to hear the words Happy Mother's Day...

The Cincinnati couple was charged with Child Endangerment and Tampering with Evidence, this week...Apparently Singleton after a rough day passed out, and had left his gun on the bed...His step-children, a 7 year old girl, and a 3 year old boy found it, and were playing with it...

What ya think happened next? Of course the fucking gun went off...They're easier for a kid to figure out, then a child-proof lighter...The 7 year old girl had been shot...When these two dumb-ass "parents" realize what happened, they don't call for an ambulance...They don't rush to the hospital...They made the kids walk a half mile, and then call 9-1-1...Their plan was for the kids to say that she was an innocent victim of a drive-by...

Luckily, the police could smell the bullshit a half mile away...And kids 7 and 3 aren't the best liars...

There is a reason I'm not a cop...Because I'd have a hard time not being judge, jury, and executioner...If I would have been the arresting officer, I would have considered offing these two shit-bags...They seriously don't deserve to breathe, let alone be called "parents"...

Getting knocked up doesn't make you a parent...Shooting loads doesn't make you a parent...Popping out kids doesn't make a you a parent...Teaching your kids, protecting them, helping them know right from wrong, showing them what love is...These two fuck-stains are not parents.

Later, The Beeze.

This Isn't Helping Your Case China

Back in October, I posted the blog titled FUCK_CHINA...This post has been my most viewed since it went up...My views from South East Asia have gone threw the roof...This post also inspired some ass-hat to write a blog bashing me, for being a "soft, western, liberal."

Well, if being bothered by a video of a 2 year old being run over by a van, and then seeing 18 people passed her by and didn't help...One asshole even stopped and took a picture of the dying child...Well fuck you, I'll gladly be a "soft, western, liberal," you fucking cunt stain!

Then today I saw this video...




The little 4 year boy is named Ho Yide...His wonderful Chinese parents thought they would take advantage of a cold, snowy day in New York, to give him some training...Their excuse for this bullshit, is the boy was born premature and they were told to fear developmental difficulties...Apparently they have done stupid training exercises like this Before...

I don't care what the fuck their reason in...The kid is cold as fuck...You see it on his face...You hear it in his voice...At one point he is saying "Please give me a hug." I don't want to sound like a pussy, but this shit is close to abuse...He's a kid...Your son...Not a fucking toy, to do tricks with...Making him run in the snow and do a push up, wearing only his underwear and shoes, and posting it on YouTube, isn't going to make him stronger, or smarter...It's just going to make him hate you! Shit, I hate you! Why the fuck wasn't dad out there almost naked too...'Cause it was fucking cold, and he's an asshole!

I will gladly adopt little Yo Hide, and if some one could please drain his idiot parents, that would be great!

So once again, I have to say, Fuck China!

Later, The Beeze.

Another Kid Touching Creep...

Unreal...It seems we can't go a couple weeks without some public figure in the sports world being outed for being a kid toucher...I saw it on DEADSPIN today that this fat ass Philadelphia Daily News Sports Columnist made a habit of getting his creep on with kids...Family members' kids, friends of his kids...Boys and girls both...

When I first saw him on ESPN's "The Sports Reporters" I knew right away, I hated him...I just assumed it was because he was a Philly guy...We all know how I hate Philly sports/fans...So their reporters have to be assholes as well, right? I guess so...At least this one...It doesn't matter what the fuck he ever wrote about sports in Philly...Read those accounts in Deadspin, and you'll hate the fat bastard too...

And for the parents who found out, and just gave him a stern warning, and kept their kids away from him from then on...You're assholes too...The damage was already done, and you didn't do enough...How you don't get the police involved, I just don't understand...Actually, I don't understand why no one killed him...Let me make this clear...Anyone ever messes with any of my kids, they're dead...And no one will ever find the body.

Later, The Beeze.

Fuck the Baseball Hall Of Fame

A year ago, on the day he died, I wrote THIS about Ron Santo and the Baseball Hall of Fame...

Today it was announced that the veterans committee have elected to put Santo in the Hall...'Better late then never right!?!' NO! Fucking wrong!

Everyone who has voted against Santo should be stripped of their voting privileges...Clearly, they have no clue about what they are doing...That post I have linked above compares his numbers to the great Brooks Robinson...Robinson, who many say was one of the greatest 3rd basemen of all time...And I would agree, but Santo's stats are right in line with his American League counterpart...

Yet it took Santo dying, before these ass-hats realized he belonged in the Hall of Fame...Now he won't get to enjoy it...His family won't get to enjoy it, because he won't be there...I honestly hope his family tells the Hall to go fuck themselves...

I often talked about wanting to go there...Then last year when Santo died, I told myself I'm not going...Never...I still feel that way...As a matter of fact, I'd love to see that idiotic place burn to the ground, along with the homes of those who kept Santo out of the Hall all these years...You're all fucking assholes...

I hope Santo is resting in peace...And I hope those who disrespected him don't.

Later, The Beeze.

Monday Moaning

So this week I have no loss for words...Partly thanks to Boston College rolling into South Bend...I didn't see her around, but after the weekend the Eagles had, I bet she stayed for some Fighting Irish cock!

First Friday night, the #3 BC hockey team came into to face the #4 Fighting Irish...It was a good, tough, physical battle...Both teams gave each other all they had...And it went to overtime, with The Irish pulling out the win, with less then 2 seconds left...Here's a 2 and a half minute highlight show for ya...




Then Saturday, the Eagles football team, which blows big time this year, had to take on the Irish, and all the hoopla that goes with Senior day...Now the Irish defense played well, as they have most of the year...The offense, while they put up over 400 yards total yards, they had a lot of trouble punching it into the end zone...BC's defense made a point to rattle QB Tommy Rees...The secondary was giving him different looks, while the pass rush kept him in check, knowing that he can't run to save his life...

It wasn't a pretty game, and once again, after the Irish get back in the national rankings, they fell flat on their face...A double digit favorite, and they were lucky to squeak out a 16-14 win...Lots of talent, especially on defense, but still a lot of work to do...Next week the Irish are at Stanford to take on this super-hyped Andrew Luck guy...I hope the defense brings all they got, and put that kid on his ass all night long!

-Now, before I get into the rest of Saturday, and Sunday...I want to rewind to Thursday night and that Jesus Tebow guy...Oh, I mean Tim Tebow...


But yes, the super, in your face religious, fullback...I mean Quarterback of the Denver Broncos has a mess of disciples who really think he is the "Second Coming"...So much so that some of these fuck-tards have started taking his #15 jersey and having "JESUS" put on the back...

Now, if you know me, you know I'm not the most religious person out there...All my years of Catholic education left me asking more questions then what they answered...That said...I'm I the only one who thinks putting "JESUS" on a Tebow jersey is kind of a slap in the face to the Holy Father, his Son, and the Holy Spirit? I just gotta think, that Jesus could actually complete at least 70% of his passes...I mean Robert Griffin III has a 72.9 completion percentage...Surely the son of God could do that...So while I' get that you love the shit out of Tebow, and can't stop swinging from his nuts, have a bit of respect his and your religious beliefs...If you did, you would be wearing a #15 "JESUS" jersey asshole!

And how do Rex Ryan and his staff still have jobs after letting Tebow beat them...Everyone watching knew dude was gonna run, and can barely throw...Why didn't you defensive genius?

-Oh, and did I mention Robert Griffin III...If you go back to my HEISMAN PREVIEW, I recall saying how this kid is my favorite...

Some how he got stuck with that "Running QB" label...Well all he's done this year is complete 245 of 336 passes, for 3.572 yards...33 TD's with only 5 interceptions...Oh, and he's rushed for over 500 yards...He plays at Baylor, so he isn't getting the love he deserves, but I'd gladly take him on my team any day...Especially after he took out Oklahoma Saturday night....

With 51 seconds left, Griffin drove the ears 80 yards in 5 plays...He had two scrambles, one for 22 yards and the other for 8 yards...Then he found Terrance Williams in the end zone with a 34 yard strike, beating Oklahoma 45-38...

Thanks to Griffin and company, and USC beating Oregon, the SEC is thumbing it's collective noses at everyone, as they now have the #1, #2, and #3 teams in the country, totally fucking up the BCS!

And then after the game, ESPN's top slut with a microphone, had to make sure that she wasn't losing all the attention, so she had one of her crew dump Gatorade on her (that's not proven, just what suspect)...Oh, look at my nice wet tits....




But the best video of the weekend has to be Lee Corso's "Ahh Fuck it!"




I swear to God if ESPN fires Corso, or even suspends him, I will write blogs daily about all the other F-bombs, and stupid shit that has slipped by on their networks...It was a great, excited, honest moment, and people have to except it that people say fuck sometimes...Even on TV...Relax...It was great TV, especially Herbstreit trying to roll his chair off camera, while Fowler holds his head in his hands...All the while, the Houston coach is loving it!

-And Sunday, there was the Browns...Squeaking out a ugly 14-10 victory over Jacksonville...

Yes, another ugly Browns game, but they pulled out the win...Colt McCoy and the passing game looked pretty good, and a big reason why, was 4th string running back Chris Ogbonnaya actually rushed for 115 yards...The Browns first 100 yard rusher in 12 games...Amazing how the run can open up the pass huh coach Shurmur...I don't give a shit what he says, coach listens to talk radio and reads blogs, because the offense finally did some things we've been bitching about not seeing...That said, the Defense carried them again, and the Offense has a lot of work to do!

And that picture of Josh Cribbs catching a touchdown pass...There's something wrong with it...Something that has been wrong with the Browns all year long...If you can't figure it out, don't worry...I'll be posting that blog tomorrow!

Have a week...

Later, The Beeze.

Paterno, Sandusky, and Dummies

Okay, so maybe we'll start with the dummies...In my Monday Moaning post I took a break from the Penn State scandal...I kinda hit a wall of writer's block, and put up one of my weakest posts in a very long time...

So, back to the dummies...Like these two assholes who decided to stop in front of Joe Paterno's house before Saturday's game, and genuflected...Seriously, what is wrong wit these people...Old dude got fired because he along with many others knew Sandusky was a fucking creep, and did nothing about it...I get fan and school loyalty, but this shit is retarded....

And why is crap like this going on? Because the University let Paterno, the man, become bigger then the school...Penn State didn't become the "Brand"...Paterno became the "brand" and PSU sold that...And these people ate it up...An now every day people stop at the Paterno house, like it's a shrine...Keep kneeling at the alter of a cover up dolts, your showing your true idiotic colors...Stand with the child rapist, and his cronies that hid his secret...Can't wait to see how far that gets you...

And for the dummies pissed off that the Big-Ten has decided to remove Paterno's name from their conference trophy, FUCK YOU!

Paterno should have never been the name-sake for the trophy...You people don't know shit...Penn State didn't even join the Big-Ten until 1990...So after Nebraska, they have spent the shortest amount of time in the conference...Jesus the conference was formed in 1896, I think there are plenty of people you could name the trophy after!

And now to Sandusky...This fucking scum-bag decided to do an interview tonight with Bob Costas...While he said he was innocent, he sure as hell sounded guilty...It's hard to not sound guilty when you admit to showering with 10 year old boys...And when Bob asked him if he was attracted to young boys...Holy shit he took a little to long answering that one...Saying "I enjoy being with kids," and then stammering into saying he isn't attracted to them...

Dud just sounds like a creep...And then his lawyer was there proclaiming his innocence...This guy looks like a real WINNER...So when you need a lawyer to get you off on child rape and molestation charges, call the fucking guy that knocked up a 17 year old back in 1996! What the fuck is going on in Pennsylvania!?!

Then it came out that the judge that let Sandusky free on $100,000 bail without house arrest, or an ankle bracelet, was also a volunteer at The Second Mile charity organization where Sandusky hand picked his victims...Again, Pennsylvania what the fuck is going on? It seems at every turn, people in positions of power/authority keep protecting, making life easier for the child rapist...

And then I saw this creep-tastic video of Sandusky...




I don't know how people could have ever trusted this evil fuck with their kids...

Dummies, wake up...Paterno wasn't and isn't a god...Sandusky is as guilty as can be...And the world will be a much better place when Sandusky, Paterno, and all who in any way, shape, or form were involved in protecting this fucking animal are dead.

Later, The Beeze.

They Say Everything is Bigger in Texas...

Well I guess it's true, of idiot, lard-ass, piece of shit parents too!

Now before I get into it...Relax Texas...I'm not shitting on all of you...Just these bastards...I have friends in Texas, and I know not everyone there are child-killing assholes, or stupid governors, who don't believe in Science...

Now, to the fat bastards...I heard about this Monday evening, and I was losing my mind...Those two fat asses above, Michael Ray James and Tina Marie Alberson thought punishing his son, her stepson, Jonathan, for wetting the bed was to be taken seriously...So seriously, that they deprived him of water for five days...Jonathan was 10 years old...Now he's dead...That will happen when Texas is rocking 100 plus degrees days for over a mouth...

Jonathan's twin brother Joseph told authorities they would make him stand in front of a window, in the sunlight, for hours...No Air Conditioning...No water...When he was given a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, he choked on the peanut butter from his throat being so dry...He was still not allowed water...Joseph said he wanted to help his brother, but was terrified that he would be punished in the same way...They didn't care about about Jonathan's well being until he collapsed...But by the time he got to the hospital, it was over...


This boy did not deserve to suffer like that...

His father and stepmother on the other hand, they deserve to suffer even more...My wife would prefer me to not be pro-death penalty, but stories like this aren't going to help her argument...As a matter of fact, I would gladly take a government job, traveling the country, executing pieces of shit like this for the good of all mankind...


Later, The Beeze.

Oh Canada....

That may be the only positive moment of the riot last night...Nothing like a riot to get the ladies wet!

For those who don't know, Vancouver Canucks fans, decided to go bat-shit crazy and riot last night after they lost game 7 of the Stanley Cup Finals...Before I get ranting, here's a taste of what happened...



There are tons of videos out there, if you want to see more...

Fires, Multiple stabbings, guy pushed to his death from an overpass...Busted windows, overturned cars, looting...This is how Vancouver deals with a loss in the Stanley Cup Finals...And it's not the first time...These fucktards snapped like this in 1994 when they lost to the New York Rangers...

And before we go any further, YES, I'm judging the whole fucking city based on the action of a few...A few thousand that is...I saw a video earlier today, where some of these assholes were busting windows out in a store and a guy tried to stop them and calm them down...They proceeded to jump him as a mob, and beat the fuck out of him in the street...Is this the nice, safe, passive, you can leave your doors unlocked, Canada that Michael Moore went on and on about in his movie, "Bowling For Columbine"? Fuck that!

This is really got me pissed off...A couple weeks ago, my Canadian pal Hotch wrote a blog that had a section about how the Anti-Canadian sentiment was really pissing him off...I agreed...I loved the trips I have taken there, including when the Mrs. and I got hitched there...There is a lot of great things about Canada, but last night, made all of that harder for people to see...My wife and I have always talked about taking a trip too Seattle and then heading up to Vancouver...Guess what? I won't be going to that asshole city anytime soon...

Yes, I'm putting it on the whole city! I heard one asshole say that these people weren't real Canucks fans...Just hooligans wearing Canucks jerseys and shirts...REALLY? FUCKING REALLY!?! What a crock of shit!

And Vancouver, not only is your whole city being judged as being a bunch ass-hat, fucktards...But you have a lot of people feeling that way about your entire country...I know all of Canada isn't a bunch of idiot Canucks fans, because I've been there...Just as I know all of the United States isn't a bunch of idiot Cleveland/Ohio State fans...But not everyone has that same point of reference...

During the Finals I really started hating the Canucks...I always hated Luongo, but as the series went on, I started disliking the whole, trash talking, finger biting, dive taking, turtling, chicken-shit, choking team...But I never would have held that against the city...So what does the city do? They make it easy for me, and many others to hate them...Good luck washing that fuck stain off your city!

Later, The Beeze.

Hey Cleveland!

I just wanted to make something clear...CLEVELAND, you didn't win anything! The Cavs didn't win shit, except for the draft lottery...There's no trophy or banner coming to The Q...The Dallas Mavericks beat stupid LeBron James and the Miami Heat...You CLEVELANDERS, and the Cavs didn't do shit!

Leave their logo alone, and give them the credit and respect they deserve...And you assholes who had the parade with 12 people in it, you're all fucking retarded...I can't believe the local news actually put you fucktards on the TV...You all should be fucking embarrassed!

Again, CLEVELAND didn't win shit!

Shut the Fuck up!

The Beeze.

Monday Moaning

So we're here again, staring down the barrel of another week...

Edit: The second after I finish writing this My old Grade School Friend who works for CBS News posted on Facebook and Twitter, that Osama Bin Laden is dead and the U.S. has his body...I have no other details but the rest of this post pales in comparison...


If you came to Monday Moaning looking for a draft recap, you came to the wrong place...The most you'll get from me on that is, Cam Newton will be another #1, Heisman winning, BUST...The Browns traded down to get more picks, and spent their first three picks on guys who have had some off the field troubles...So I'm not real thrilled with their moves...I watched day one, but I'm really sick of the hype over the draft, and it's really getting old to see these so-called experts like Mel Kiper, and Mike Mayock be consistently wrong...

Last week I wrote abut the big sports news in Cleveland, and how this towns PRIORITIES are really screwed up...I also gave Lady_Gaga a solid beating...

This week I'm starting with the self proclaimed, "World Wide Leader in Sports." Yes, ESPN...THE place to go for all your sports news...Except if you don't have a contract with them...Then they may not show shit on your sport...You see, last week the Vancouver Canucks and Chicago Blackhawks went into game 7 of their series...The Canucks had been up 3-0 and the Blackhawks game back and tied it up 3-3...Then game 7 came and it was an incredible game, that of course went to over time, thanks to an amazing, short-handed, late 3rd period goal by Jonathan Toews...




The Canucks went on to win in OT...It was everything that makes playoff hockey great, and ESPN didn't lead Sports Center...It was pushed down in the telecast, as Hockey always is...There was no bigger or more exciting sporting event going on last Tuesday night, yet ESPN found shit to talk about before this game...Fuck that place!

Now, here's an update on the Little Beeze's condition...If you don't recall, last week he was shitting blue...Well finally Friday we got the word...He said, "Mom, good news, my poop is no longer blue." Guess those food coloring tablets take almost a week to run their course...

So that was reason to celebrate, so Saturday night the Mrs. and I headed out for some drinks and burgers...When we got to the bar we were informed they close the kitchen at 8PM now...This is totally retarded...So we drank, and waited for our friends Bryan and May, knocked back a couple more and headed to another joint, where I knew the kitchen would be open...There was a band playing, and Bryan and I were cool with this place...But suddenly the skirts weren't liking this, and wanted to go some where a bit classier...

So we hit walked into this little Bistro down the street...Suddenly our cheap night out got expensive, after more drinks, apps, and entrees...Don't get me wrong...The food was great...I had Braised Short Rib with Grits...Yes grits...They aren't just for the south...And when done right, they are awesome...And these were...The wife had the Goat Cheese and Cracked Black Pepper Raviolis with Mushroom Ragu...May had the Rack of Lamb, and Bryan had the Beef Tenderloin...There were no complaints...The ladies were happy and so was I as I drove home with her head in my lap...

Sunday we took in a movie...It should be up for Movie of the Year, but it didn't get a wide release...True story, about a true Cleveland crime legend...




If you're looking for more sports you won't be getting it...

For the last couple of weeks I've been harping on the fact that so many Americans, and really people around the world, have been so obsessed with the Royal Wedding...Yes, it happened Friday...It's over...But that doesn't change my feeling on how stupid people are...Look at this map...




This map shows the territories that were or are under British rule at one time...The Royal family made it's fortune stealing from people...Rape, Pillage and Plunder was their business...Before the New York Yankees, they were the Evil Empire...The problems of places like India, Pakistan, Scotland, and Ireland, just to name a few can be laid directly at the feet of England, and it's beloved Royal Family...

They're all so proud that William married a "commoner"...Yeah, because so much of the Royal family's property was stolen from "commoners." William and Harry seem like decent guys, but they come from a long line of fucking assholes...

And England, aren't bothered by the fact that your country is having financial troubles just like the U.S. with a huge deficit, yet the Royal family throws around money they never earned, to put on this big display of look at us!

Seriously, these people are assholes...There's a reason why we had a thing called the Revolutionary War! Maybe I have it worded this well...Maybe some else can do better...




That's all for now...

Have a week...

Later, The Beeze.