Monday Moaning

I hope all you dads out there got what we all deserve on Father's Day!

Me, I had a good weekend...Saturday morning the wife got her hair done, then we took all the kids to the mall...The oldest and my wife got some needed clothes...I took Tommy and Molly to Build-A-Bear to keep them out of the big girls hair...Young kids/the boy suck when shopping is being done, not for them...So the $60 B-A-B scam was worth the peace...Then we stopped at one of my favorite store, LIDS, where I picked out Father's Day gifts for myself...They had a buy one, get the second half going on, so I got two 47 Brand caps...Both Cleveland Indians caps...One, was the classic blue, red brim, Chief Wahoo cap...My old one was retired some time ago...And I love the Chief...Eat my ass haters!  The second cap was the newer block "C" logo...All red, with a cream face...It's a nice cap...

Then I took the two young ones to the playground area...Eventually we met with the girls for lunch...Then a stop at FYE...A look at the pet store, which makes them all sad, and wanting to buy another dog for me to walk...Oh, and a hefty price tag...Screw that...The one APL is in need of homes for dogs, at the low price of $60, or they're going to start whacking some...The wife was looking at that site, but I think I talked her off that ledge...

After that it was a mostly relaxing evening...The oldest went and hung out with some friends...I picked her up around 10:30 and we got some ice cream...

Sunday I woke up to the sound of everyone...I got up to see my wife making me breakfast with Molly...I so did not want breakfast...My normal breakfast is two-three cups of coffee...She knew I didn't want it, but Molly is a forceful little boss, especially on "holidays"...The kids gave me cards they made...My oldest included two pics of her, when she was little...Thanks for reminding me you're 13 and time is flying...The boy made me a clay Optimus Prime Angry Bird head, and awesome card...I ate a bit, the wife sent the kids off to play for a bit, and then she gave me her gift!  (Wink-wink, nudge-nudge)

Then she took the kids to a movie...I played some guitar, poorly because I don't play anymore...Then I watched the Indians game...Something sweet about a three hit, 1-0 walk-off, sac-fly victory...

-So since I brought up Baseball...I've grown to hate the "All-Star Game" ever since they started that whole, "it counts" shit...Mainly, since they decided to make an exhibition game count for something, fan voting should be done away with...Proven by the fact that right now 8 Kansas City Royals are slotted to start...I'm sorry, no fucking .228 hitter, Omar Infante should ever be invited to the "All-Star Game"...NEVER!  

Even worse, MLB has admitted to normally throwing out 20% of the fan votes each year...They have canceled out 60-65 million votes so far this year for "fear of improper voting"...Well, considering Omar Infante is in right now, you fucking missed a whole lot of improper voting!

But let's rewind...They throw away 20% on average every year...Well, if Baseball isn't counting our votes America, I'm feeling like those people who say the elections are rigged may actually be right...Listen Baseball, I love ya, but 1. get rid of the "All-Star Game"...2. If not, no more Fan Voting...Fan voting sucks, and you know it, because you've been tampering with the vote...Fuck it!

-I'm keeping this post a bit shorter because I would like you to follow a couple links I'm about to share...First to our Lovely YouGab  EYE CANDY page...There is also a link at the top of the site....Then a link to a post I did on the sick bastards in CHINA ....

Here, before I go let me leave you with this teaser...

Have a week!

The Beeze's Friday Finger Pop

Welcome to another installment of the Friday Finger Pop, where not just two fingers, but two finger popable asses are always better than one!

The first bit of news today, The New York Rangers have signed former Vancouver Canucks coach, Alain Vigneault to be their next head coach...I'm not sure how I feel about this...He's not a bad coach, but I really disliked his teams in Vancouver...They really annoyed me...But he's got to do better having Lundqvist as his goalie, instead of the dead weight Roberto Luongo that kept holding the Canucks back!

Then I saw Mark Messier, Special Assistant to GM Glen Sather was very he, and his no coaching experience, didn't get the job...He has said he's not sure of his future now with the Rangers...Wow, always known as a tough guy in his playing days, and now he's gonna get a sad and hurt, because he didn't get a job that he wasn't qualified for...You know what Mess, go do what all the other coaches did....Earn your fucking stripes!  Being a great player doesn't make you a great...That's a whole new thing you need to learn...

Next up...Thursday night I was at my daughter's softball game...She's on a 12 and under team, in a league for beginning players...Their first couple years in, learning the game...Well, her team lost this game before they even stepped on the field...They saw the other teams pitcher warming up, and they were done for...This girl was throwing it 50 mph...The team was bigger, and you could see they had plenty of experience...Then the game started...when they made an out, the whole team did a little cheer, that ended with them slapping their feet...I was totally annoyed...I don't know if this is part of softball, but it came across as taunting....They did it on outs...They had one for if one of them walked...Got an RBI...everything...It was really cunty...And I wasn't the only adult who felt this way...

But then we saw how their parents behaved, and reacted...Oh, I see...They're shitty little cunts, because their parents and coaches are assholes...Oh, and then from a bit of parental investigating, these little twats, were 13, 14, year olds...Taunting and getting joy out of lying about what they were, and beating up on a league of 10, 11, and 12 year old beginners...Out teams coach intends to get them booted by the end of the weekend, and has already asked for birth certificates for every girl on that team...The parents of these kids, on this team need to be beaten...And the coaches should be hung....Too harsh?  Too bad!

Then there  was the ump....What a douche...His strike zone was from the top of the head to the ankles...My daughter, got hit by a pitch, walked and struck out...Her strike out...two of the pitches, the catcher caught on a hop off the plate...How the fuck is that a strike ass-cunt?!?

I hate getting like this over youth sports, but when there are adults that are willing to be such shitheads, it has to be called out...If I didn't Molly, and Little Beeze there with me, I would have had a lot of shit to say, to a lot of people... DOUCHEBAGS!

Moving on to the "News" media, and the idiot talking heads involved in it...I've never liked Russell Brand...But then this week he was on MSNBC's Morning Joe...Right away he made co-host, Mika Brzezinski uncomfortable...She has always been the show's bitch, but around Brand she flustered...He called them out for sucking at their jobs...He called them out for being rude...And he took over the show, and made them look like fools, and how easy their silly job is...He closed by calling Brzezinski "Shaft Grasper" as she couldn't stop grasping a bottle on the desk...Check out the video...




Seriously, never liked the guy...But that was great!

-The Miami Heat won the NBA Championship...Don't worry, Cleveland is still standing...Yes, many people here still hate LeBron James, but whatever...It's the NBA...This is Cleveland in June...The Indians are playing well, and most of sports talk is yapping about how bad the Browns will be, and if the new owner is going to end up in jail!

 Basketball sucks ass!  Watch the rest of the Chicago and Boston  Stanley Cup Final...Series is tied at 2 and these two teams are putting on a hell of a series...They love playing OT games!

Have a good weekend, and keep on poppin'!

And 3 is better then 2...

The Beeze

The Beeze's Friday Finger Pop

After a long time away, the Friday Finger Pop is back...A little bit of this, and a bit of that...and a little bit of sweet asses, perfect for finger popping!

 First off, the New York Rangers finally showed some signs of life Thursday night against the Boston Bruins...The Rangers pulled out a 4-3 OT victory on a goal from Chris Kreider, off of a great feed from Rick Nash...I've been begging for Torts to play Kreider more...The kid is a play-maker and a goal scorer, on a team that doesn't score much...He's got great speed, and slick hands...When he gets ice time, he makes things happen...

That said, While I'm a die hard Rangers fan, I have trouble seeing them winning three more straight against the Bruins....Boston has 4 solid lines...Plenty of depth...Including on the Blue line, as proven by rookie D-man Torey Krug, who has been amazing to watch in this series...

Mmmmmm, that looks finger poppin' good!

I saw a little bit of ESPN's Outside The Lines Thursday afternoon...They had a bunch of talking heads, all up in arms because Robert Griffin III's father, Robert Griffin II said he wants to see his son run less...Why would anyone be shocked by this?  1. Don't all dads want to see their sons stand in the pocket and throw bombs!?!   2. He saw his son get a concussion, and get his knee wrecked twice in his rookie season...Who the fuck wouldn't want their son run less?   You'd want to see your kid have a nice long career instead of getting crippled within 3...

Somehow these jokers were appalled that a father would stick his nose into this serious football discussion...How dare he have an opinion...Only ESPN gasbags are allowed to have those!  I'd be willing to bet this snippet came out, because some asshole reporter asked Mr. Griffin if he'd like to see his son run the ball less....And then let the media frenzy begin!  Crap like this is just ridiculous...

Oh yeah, that's pop worthy!

I spent a couple hours Thursday pitching to my baseball team...Little Beeze is swinging the bat great...Seriously, he's looking like one of my top 6 hitters...I have 3 girls who are swinging the bat really well...two are  lefties...The one has this leg kick that she starts as soon as my motion starts...It threw me off at first, but it works for her...She was cranking it...I made a number of self defensive stops...Then I have a boy who loves hitting...And he swings with aggression...He looks to kill everything....His foul balls scare people...And when he makes solid contact it's oer you or through you...Even the kids that struggled at first, took all the tips and started finding their groove...We're going to have a good line-up...Saturday morning we'll be practicing again, and that one is going to 90% fielding...I'm looking forward to that...So is my arm...

A while back I wrote THIS about sexual abuse within USA Swimming...Justice has been slow in these cases, but a small amount was served THURSDAY...Rick Curl's sentencing is hopefully just the beginning, as now even more questions are being raised...

Does it seem wrong to post another pop-tastic ass at this point...Maybe...But, what the hell!

Have a good weekend gang!

The Beeze.

The Beeze's Friday Finger Pop

Happy Friday folks...

I'm having issues to day...Blogger keeps crashing...Then my IE drops out...posting this has been a pain in the ass since last night...

First, The punch felt all through Hockey...



Rick DiPietro has been the most overrated goalie in Hockey for years...And then that asshole GM Garth Snow gave him a 15 year deal...He sucks! So he decides to take a shot at Matt Cooke...Okay, Cooke is a douche...But then he squares off with Johnson...One punch and he crumpled...What a twat! Could the Islanders give Billy Smith a call and see if he could show this ass-hat how to fight like a man...Or at least dirty! Smith was good at that too...

In Baseball Andy Pettitte is going to retire...People are trying to make a big deal out of this, but you know what...I don't fucking care...Fuck him...He's a fucking steroid using cheater, and just because he admitted to it, after his name was leaked, and apologized, doesn't change the fact that he did it...He's a fucking cheater! Just because you apologized doesn't mean you and your numbers aren't tarnished...I'm so sick of the Baseball world, and Baseball writers and talking heads, quickly forgiving and forgetting what these guys did...They made us believe the numbers are so important, so hold the cheaters to that...Pettite is crap...Fuck him!

Then there has been all this crazy shit in Egypt...I have to admit, I have enjoyed watching this shit...Including seeing Anderson Cooper getting punched upside the head! I don't have an official stance, because depending on my mood, my first thought about anything going on in the Middle East is often, 'Fuck them!' Let the whole damn region burn...But I know that is narrow minded...So I'll just hold back for now...

Now to jump into some more political waters that gets some people stirred up...Iowa's politicians apparently are anti-gay marriage, and anti-gay parenting...Well I'm anti-dummy...I'm all for gay people who want to get married...(No I'm not going to throw that old joke out there either)...And I don't think two gay people will screw up raising kids any worse than the countless piece of crap straight parents we see every day, who are just horrible fucking people...But here is a guy named Zach Wahls who spoke on the subject much more eloquently then I ever could...




Now to the best part of Friday...Some sweet finger popping asses...

Have a good weekend...Go Packers!

Later, The Beeze.

The Beeze's friday Finger Pop

I have to be honest, I was really sure what to write about...Most the stuff going on, like Jay Cutler has been beaten to death...No one cares about the Pro-Bowl...The NHL is on their All-Star break, so i have been missing hockey...I don't care about the basketball, or the fact that the Cavaliers are the worst team in the NBA...I'm not shocked by this news...I know some people are excited that pitchers and catcher report soon...I'm not...If there is still snow on the ground, I'm not into baseball...So since it traditionally snows on opening day here in the Cleve, I won't give a damn about that until May...So what to write about?

Well, word came down last night that Jeff Fisher will no longer be the Tennessee Titans head coach...Many were shocked...And now many people are saying how they'd love to have him coaching their team...WHY? I' not joking, WHY? The guy has had 6 winning seasons, in his 16 as a a head coach...That doesn't seem that fucking great to me...Why the hell is this guy so overrated? Why do people love him as a coach? I'm not knocking him as a person...I'm knocking him as a coach...He hasn't won shit, and only had 6 winning seasons...So why would you want him coaching your team? He's not that good! Fuck him!

Another hot topic has been the possible work stoppage in the NFL...Listen, if the NFL PA and the owners didn't learn from the mistakes of Major League Baseball and the NHL, then all I can say is fuck'em! Baseball needed steroids to help them recover, and now almost every player and his numbers are questioned because of it...The NHL is still trying to get back in the mix...When hillbillies driving around in circles is considered #4 in sports over Hockey, there's fucking problem...And Gary Bettman is still trying figure out where he went wrong...What a fuck-tard!

Earlier in the Week I posted a clip from "The Wire"...I'm gonna post another one that I get a kick out of...Why do I get a kick out of this...Because in this scene there is pasty as hell white boy, trying his hardest to be black...Don't take this the wrong way, there's nothing wrong with being black...But White guys dropping N-Bombs to their boys like it's no big deal is fucked up...We've all seen these dolts...Hell anyone, no matter what color trying to copy a gangsta, thug life seems stupid to me...But if you are, have your own style...

Anyways, here is one of those guys get put in his place...




Now, let's get to the weekend, and get to some fine, finger popping asses!













Later, The Beeze.

The Beeze's Friday Finger Pop

The end of the week is here, and it's time for some finger popping!

First I have to start with Bill Burr...I wanted to get this in earlier in the week, but oh well...Burr is a huge sports fan, and loyal to his Boston roots...Last week on The Opie & Anthony Show Bill talked about how he hated how important the Pats/Jets game was to him...Saying, "I really need this one." Well on his Monday Morning Podcast he dealt with the loss, in typical Bill Burr fashion...



Next, I said I was going to start getting into Hockey more, now that Football season is just about done...Wednesday night helped that out greatly, as I sat down to watch my beloved New York Rangers take on the Toronto Maple Leafs...Holy shit! The Leafs are a disgrace...I have said Toronto GM Brian Burke is the most overrated piece of shit in Hockey for years now, and the way he's had the Leafs going is just helping to prove that point...Keep on trading draft picks and young talent for average players Burke, it's doing wonders for ya!

If you didn't know, the Rangers rolled the Leafs 7-0, lead by 4 goals and a an assist from Marian Gaborik...


The NHL likes to think of Toronto as one it's key markets...I have no idea why...The team has been in shambles for some time now...They would have been better off sending their AHL affiliate out there...At least they wouldn't have given up...Yes I said it...I watched an entire NHL team give up halfway through a game...Well except Colton Orr, he kept trying to get into fights and running people, but it did no good...

The fan-base in Toronto has got to take a stand...Tell Burke to get a goalie, and stop trading away talented young ones...Actually fuck Burke...Tell ownership to get that hack out of there...Hell give me a few months, to get in shape and I'll get between the pipes for your non-scoring, sorry ass team...

Next there's the Cleveland Browns...It just broke that the Browns will be hiring Dick Jauron to be their Defensive Coordinator...This had been the rumor since Pat Shurmur was hired to be the Head Coach, but it sure has taken some time...What is also taking some time, and probably will continue to, is hiring a Offensive Coordinator...Why? I'm sure it has something to do with Shurmur, a first time Head Coach, who had only been an OC for 2 years, saying he plans to call his own plays...Well why the fuck would anyone want the OC job...This asshole who is younger than you, coached less than you, is now your boss...Oh, and he wants to do your job too...

People here in the Cleve keep saying we have to trust team president Mike Holmgren...Why? What the hell has he done? He won 1 "Super Bowl" as coach in Green Bay...He had a number of good years as a coach, but he was pretty average...So why do I need to trust in his fat, walrus looking ass? Tell Me! You can't, can you?

In other news...Hollywood hottie, Anne Hathaway is slated to play Catwoman in the next Batman movie...I like the choice!




And now, onto the finger licking good, finger poppin' ladies!










Enjoy the weekend...

Later, The Beeze.

The Beeze's Friday Finger Pop

So it's time for the second edition of the finger pop...Some quick notes, followed by some great asses...Let's get started...

Auburn's Heisman winning QB Cam Newton is going to enter the NFL draft...He's not a bad QB, but I can already hear the analysts picking apart his throwing motion...I'm gonna call it now...Before he even gets drafted...Newton will be another in a long line of Heisman winning QB's who is a bust!

My Notre Dame fighting Irish landed their top recruit, and by that I mean, WR Michael Floyd has decided to come back for his senior year...Floyd is a key piece to the offense, and has been since he stepped on campus...He will be huge for the Irish next year, as long as he stays healthy...

In Baseball, The Yankees are at it again...Throwing money around that is...The Yankees threw a 3 year, $35 million contract at Reliever, Rafael Soriano...Now the kid is good, but shit, he isn't that good!

The New york Jets keep talking shit, leading up to their playoff game with the New England Patriots...I hope and expect the Pats to win, and run the score up as much as possible...

Wednesday night the President attended the memorial service in Arizona for the victims of last Saturday's shooting...He gave a great speech...A presidential speech, that didn't get political...It was hopeful, and uplifting, inspiring...It showed off his gifts of speaking and connecting with people...I just hope plenty of people listened...It seemed like there were some people there trying to make this event a rally...It was a memorial service, and the President did his part very well...Some in the crowd didn't...And some in the media missed the point, although that isn't surprising...

Now time to lighten up the mood...Time to finger pop!











Later, The Beeze.

The Beeze's Friday Night Finger Pop

I haven't been around as much as I like...Getting use to the new life has been tough...The baby has cut into my sleep, and my me time...Me time is filled normally with blogging, searching shit out...Porn...And whatever else I can find online...

I plan on this being a weekly thing, just like Monday Moaning, and the Hump Day Hits...The Hits which I didn't post this week...The Friday Finger Pop will include a quick rundown of some things that happened this week, and then we'll end with a couple of nice asses that I'd like to finger pop!

So, Jim Harbaugh is signing a 5 year, $25 million deal with the 49ers...Just as Andrew Luck decided to stay at Stanford to get his degree and play another year of college ball...Sorry Michigan, I guess this "Michigan Man" doesn't want that shit job!

Tyrelle Pryor is going to have surgery on an injured foot ligament...He sustained the injury late in the game Tuesday night...Speaking of that game...I was pissed that Arkansas lost, but at least they came back and made it a good game...Damn there were points when Ohio State looked like they were trying to give them the game...

Oh, and Arkansas QB Ryan Mallet is skipping his senior season and going into the NFL draft...Along with Alabama's RB Mark Ingram and WR Julio Jones...I'm sure those key loses won't slow the SEC down from beating up on Big-Ten teams next year...Don't get all crazy Ohio State fan...You only won 1 out of 10!

Oh, and bad news for my Fighting Irish...TE Kyle Rudolph is heading to the NFL as well...

Now onto Ted Williams...No, sadly I'm not talking about the great baseball player...I'm talking about this, junkie, bum, who has the Cleveland Cavaliers and Kraft, and all kinds of people throwing money at him, because he has a great voice...I saw him on the Today show...He listed his kids names...For Christ's sake he has more then Antonio Croamartie! And why would you throw tons of money at a crackhead...It's gonna go to his head, and he's gonna lose it, and then he's gonna smoke it all away! So he's got a great voice...If the dead Ted Williams sounded that good, then I'd be impressed!

Yeah, I know, I'm hating on a bum...I hope he doesn't blow it, but I have little faith in people...

Now, let's look at some asses, I'd like to finger pop!











Later, The Beeze.