Monday Moaning

Well it's time for Monday Moaning again...Honestly this week I don't have much more to say that already didn't cover in Wednesday and Friday's posts...But I have a little...

Last week I predicted the Packers would win the "Super Bowl"...Well, I'm changing my mind...After a week when all the Packers did was bitch about who was going to be in the team picture, and the more I thought about it...I'm going with Pittsburgh...Seriously, Rodgers is one James Harrison head shot away from being done...Tomlin is a great coach who doesn't get enough credit...And Big Ben the and his creepy, Shrek looking, I'm going to assault you face, have been there before, and the douche has a knack for making clutch plays...

We'll see if I change my mind again this week...

Sunday was the "Pro-Bowl"...Ignored it...Don't care...Could tell ya a thing about it...There was Golf...Ignored it...Don't care...Couldn't tell ya a thing about it...The X-Games have been on all week...I watched some of that crazy shit! I couldn't tell a thing about it, except those fuckers are crazy...

Then there was the NHL All-Star skills competition Saturday, and the All-Star game Sunday...There was also their fantasy draft Friday, which was kinda stupid, but I understand them trying to mix shit up a bit...

There were a couple highlights from the skills competition...First they had the fastest skater completion, that started with two defenseman going against each other, backwards...Then onto a couple forwards...Then they had goalies Cam Ward and Tim Thomas go against each other, and every one got a kick out of this...




Thomas handled the wipe-out pretty damn good...

Later in the show it was time for the Hardest shot, and big Zdeno Chara did not disappoint the fans as he topped his old record, and set a new record of 105.9 mph!




Holy shit that's a hard shot!

Then of course game the game Sunday, where nobody plays defense, and nobody checks and the goalies get hung out to dry..Team Lindstrom beat team Staal 11-10...For me, as a Rangers fan, and a goalie guy, the highlight was Rangers' goalie Henrik Lunqvist stoning Colorado's Matt Duchene on a penalty shot...A penalty shot setup by his team not playing defense, so when Duchene came in on a breakaway, and was past everyone, stupid ass Alex Ovechkin threw his stick to try and stop Duchene...God I hate that Commie...

That's it for now...I have to get myself mentally prepared to go back to the Fish House...The doubles I've been working on Saturdays can take a toll on you...That place gives me so many laughs, and at the same time, so much hate...It's amazing how fast you can go from liking a co-worker...Hell maybe you even want to fuck them, and the next thing you know, you want to choke the living shit out of them and masturbate on their tear fill face...Holy shit did I just type that...Fuck it, it's staying in!

Have a week...

Later, The Beeze.

The Beeze's friday Finger Pop

I have to be honest, I was really sure what to write about...Most the stuff going on, like Jay Cutler has been beaten to death...No one cares about the Pro-Bowl...The NHL is on their All-Star break, so i have been missing hockey...I don't care about the basketball, or the fact that the Cavaliers are the worst team in the NBA...I'm not shocked by this news...I know some people are excited that pitchers and catcher report soon...I'm not...If there is still snow on the ground, I'm not into baseball...So since it traditionally snows on opening day here in the Cleve, I won't give a damn about that until May...So what to write about?

Well, word came down last night that Jeff Fisher will no longer be the Tennessee Titans head coach...Many were shocked...And now many people are saying how they'd love to have him coaching their team...WHY? I' not joking, WHY? The guy has had 6 winning seasons, in his 16 as a a head coach...That doesn't seem that fucking great to me...Why the hell is this guy so overrated? Why do people love him as a coach? I'm not knocking him as a person...I'm knocking him as a coach...He hasn't won shit, and only had 6 winning seasons...So why would you want him coaching your team? He's not that good! Fuck him!

Another hot topic has been the possible work stoppage in the NFL...Listen, if the NFL PA and the owners didn't learn from the mistakes of Major League Baseball and the NHL, then all I can say is fuck'em! Baseball needed steroids to help them recover, and now almost every player and his numbers are questioned because of it...The NHL is still trying to get back in the mix...When hillbillies driving around in circles is considered #4 in sports over Hockey, there's fucking problem...And Gary Bettman is still trying figure out where he went wrong...What a fuck-tard!

Earlier in the Week I posted a clip from "The Wire"...I'm gonna post another one that I get a kick out of...Why do I get a kick out of this...Because in this scene there is pasty as hell white boy, trying his hardest to be black...Don't take this the wrong way, there's nothing wrong with being black...But White guys dropping N-Bombs to their boys like it's no big deal is fucked up...We've all seen these dolts...Hell anyone, no matter what color trying to copy a gangsta, thug life seems stupid to me...But if you are, have your own style...

Anyways, here is one of those guys get put in his place...




Now, let's get to the weekend, and get to some fine, finger popping asses!













Later, The Beeze.

The Beeze's Hump Day Hits

Yeah, it's been all about the blow job lately...One of the smartest things I've done in my life, was striking a deal with my wife...If she drops and gobbles, I'll get up with the baby that night...It's worked out very well so far...I've always been able to run on little sleep...She's happy because she gets a good night of sleep, and I just got blown! I've gotten more blow jobs in the last month than I got all of last year! There's a life lesson folks...Marriage is all about give and take...I'm giving loads and she's taking them!

Next up, a quick birthday shout-out to Wayne Gretzky...Wayne Gretzky is 50 years old today...That just seems crazy to me...


Many have argued whether Gretzky is the greatest hockey player of all-time...Many say Gordie Howe, because he had the physical game, to go with so many of the records Gretzky broke...Many say Bobby Orr, because he changed the way the game was played, and how defensemen played...I wasn't lucky enough to see either of those guys live and in living color...But I saw plenty of Gretzky...He had a feel for the game that was unmatched...In my eyes he's the greatest, and I don't see these young stars knocking him off that pedestal...

So, who watched the big State of the Union speech? I watched porn! Why should the DC douchebags be the only ones sitting around stroking their egos! I actually did catch the speech...It was a well done, well thought out, rah, rah speech...'We should do this, and we should do that...I want to do this, I want to do that...America Yay!' But there wasn't much in the way of how we are going to do this and that...The President talked about making advances technology that could be this generations "Apollo" moment...Well isn't that funny...Invoking Science, Technology, and NASA after basically shutting NASA down...I wonder if people realize how much of what we use in our every day lives is because of research that had been done by NASA?

The speech was filled with ass kissing aimed at both the left and the right, but mostly down the middle...And at first I liked it...The man has a way with giving speeches...But then I went over it and realized the lack of substance, and that this was more of a motivational speech...Sadly we've seen little motivation from most people in DC, so why would they start now?

President Obama made a great speech in Arizona after the shootings a couple weeks ago...And after last night's speech I realized what had happened...The Speech in Arizona was the first of his re-election campaign...Last night was number two...Politics is politics...

I know this is either boring some one or bothering some one, so let's get Bill Burr in the mix talking about Brett Favre's Masseuse trouble...



As a man who has bee to massage parlors, I say damn right Bill!

There has been almost non-stop talk about Jay Cutler being a pussy...Players, former players, talking heads, all blasted him on Twitter, and TV, and Radio...I think it was kinda shitty how he got blasted without people even knowing the extent of the injury...But what's worse, are the people who who back-pedalled after the reports came out on his jacked-up knee...Like Maurice Jones-Drew, who after wards tried to play the, "I was only joking" card...No you weren't! Fuck you! You're a punk ass bitch that sat out the last couple games of the season cause your knee was hurt...Fucking cunts!


Now to the good stuff...This week, it's the battle of Olivia...So on this Hump Day, which of these lovely ladies named Olivia would you most lie to unload in, or on...


A. Olivia Munn...




B. Olivia Thirlby...




C. Olivia Wilde...




As always read and respond...

Later, The Beeze.

Monday Moaning

Okay, I sit here writing this with the Steelers and Jets game on in the background, and it's looking like the Steelers are going to win...The Packers won the early game, but I have nothing for ya on that one...I slept through the whole game...I woke up this morning feeling like a lump of shit, and it didn't get better after 3 Motrin, and more sleep...What did this to me...Was it the Mexican food the wife and I had yesterday at Si Senor...I don't think so, it was petty damn tasty, and the wife was okay...Maybe it was the fart my wife ripped while she was giving me a blow job!


Who knows, but after sleeping through the Packers and bears game I'm feeling a bit better...I didn't expect the Bears to win...They needed to play a perfect game against a very good Packer defense, and a hot Packer offense...

It's late in the Steelers/Jets game...When it's over maybe I'll say something about it...But first, let me pimp something I'm doing on Fridays...I started it a few weeks ago, and I want let people know it's out there...I do my Monday Moaning...Wednesday I do the Hump Day Hits...Fridays I'm doing the FINGER_POP...Some quick blasts of things that are on my mind, and then some great asses to look at, and that could use a good finger pop!

Okay, The Steelers won, and some things were just summed up on Twitter...

danieltosh
"Congratulations Rex! You still haven't won anything! Now shut up and go hibernate for the winter with your "foot" in your mouth."

opiesthumb
"Roethlisberger was thinking about how many girls he was gonna fuck without their consent tonight"

KrissyBalls
"Yep, this only means that #bigben will be partying at the community college tonight."

puddleofaids
"Getting sick on how many times ill hear "Black and Yellow" over the next two weeks. Iccckkkk..."

andylevy
"All you college girls in and around the Pittsburgh area stay out of the bars tonight, y'hear?"

opiesthumb
Roethlisberger "This is for you fans. Im gonna fuck each and every one of you whether you like it or not"

I love it when Twitter starts blowing up on a singular topic!

Okay, prediction time...I don't need the two week build-up...I don't care what the line is...I don't care what big, fat, Peter King has to say...I don't care what 'I ignored my son' Tony Dungy has to say...I don't need the two weeks of talking heads trying to fill our heads with bullshit...The Packers will win the "Super Bowl" Bet the kids college fund on it!

Moving on from this football shit...The NHL "All-Star" Game is coming up in February, and if you didn't know, they have changed the format...AGAIN...Yes the NHL has tried to mix it up before, but this time, it's really different...

The NHL picked two Captains...Nicklas Linstrom from Detroit and Eric Staal from Carolina...They will draft their respective teams, instead of fan voting and all that other bullshit...The Alternate Captains have been added and will help with the selection process...Mike Green from Washington, and Ryan Kesler from Vancouver will be Staal's alternates...Patrick Kane from Chicago and Martin St.Louis from Tampa Bay will be Linstrom's alternates...

I'm really interested to see how this plays out...Will St.Louis push for his teammate Steven Stamkos...What if Kane's Teammates Patrick Sharp and Jonathan Toews are on the board then? Will Kesler push to get of the Sedin brothers on team Linstrom? Will Staal go after friend s from Thunder Bay, or his goalie in Carolina Cam Ward? What about his brothers? This could be something exciting for the NHL, but it could also end up a mess...I don't understand ditching the Eastern Conference vs. Western Conference format...We shall see...

Just saw on Twitter that fitness guru Jack Lalanne died at the age of 96...

OpieRadio
"Jack LaLanne dead at the age of 96! He will be cremated in a blender"

Last thing for now...The wife got me the complete series of "The Wire" on DVD for Christmas...One of the best shows ever! I got her to start re-watching it with me, and she's getting why I love it...Here's a classic scene from season one...

Now I'm going to watch another episode and go to bed...

Have a week...

Later, The Beeze.

The Beeze's Friday Finger Pop

The end of the week is here, and it's time for some finger popping!

First I have to start with Bill Burr...I wanted to get this in earlier in the week, but oh well...Burr is a huge sports fan, and loyal to his Boston roots...Last week on The Opie & Anthony Show Bill talked about how he hated how important the Pats/Jets game was to him...Saying, "I really need this one." Well on his Monday Morning Podcast he dealt with the loss, in typical Bill Burr fashion...



Next, I said I was going to start getting into Hockey more, now that Football season is just about done...Wednesday night helped that out greatly, as I sat down to watch my beloved New York Rangers take on the Toronto Maple Leafs...Holy shit! The Leafs are a disgrace...I have said Toronto GM Brian Burke is the most overrated piece of shit in Hockey for years now, and the way he's had the Leafs going is just helping to prove that point...Keep on trading draft picks and young talent for average players Burke, it's doing wonders for ya!

If you didn't know, the Rangers rolled the Leafs 7-0, lead by 4 goals and a an assist from Marian Gaborik...


The NHL likes to think of Toronto as one it's key markets...I have no idea why...The team has been in shambles for some time now...They would have been better off sending their AHL affiliate out there...At least they wouldn't have given up...Yes I said it...I watched an entire NHL team give up halfway through a game...Well except Colton Orr, he kept trying to get into fights and running people, but it did no good...

The fan-base in Toronto has got to take a stand...Tell Burke to get a goalie, and stop trading away talented young ones...Actually fuck Burke...Tell ownership to get that hack out of there...Hell give me a few months, to get in shape and I'll get between the pipes for your non-scoring, sorry ass team...

Next there's the Cleveland Browns...It just broke that the Browns will be hiring Dick Jauron to be their Defensive Coordinator...This had been the rumor since Pat Shurmur was hired to be the Head Coach, but it sure has taken some time...What is also taking some time, and probably will continue to, is hiring a Offensive Coordinator...Why? I'm sure it has something to do with Shurmur, a first time Head Coach, who had only been an OC for 2 years, saying he plans to call his own plays...Well why the fuck would anyone want the OC job...This asshole who is younger than you, coached less than you, is now your boss...Oh, and he wants to do your job too...

People here in the Cleve keep saying we have to trust team president Mike Holmgren...Why? What the hell has he done? He won 1 "Super Bowl" as coach in Green Bay...He had a number of good years as a coach, but he was pretty average...So why do I need to trust in his fat, walrus looking ass? Tell Me! You can't, can you?

In other news...Hollywood hottie, Anne Hathaway is slated to play Catwoman in the next Batman movie...I like the choice!




And now, onto the finger licking good, finger poppin' ladies!










Enjoy the weekend...

Later, The Beeze.

The Beeze's Hump Day Hits

Here we are again...Hump Day! Let's get right to it...In Monday's post I briefly talked about my wife and daughter watching the Golden Globes...Well this Hump Day is all about Celebri-tards! So Ricky Gervais hosted the Awards, and as a comedian he ripped on these people and he did it well...And afterwards a bunch of these dochebags were unhappy about it...



That was just the opening, but I guess he kept ripping all night...Listen, all these people do is kiss each other's asses, and lick each other's balls, and they can't take a little humor...Fuck them!

In sports, one of the top celebri-tards, Brett Favre has more women coming out of the woodwork, talking about Favre sexually harassing them...Massage therapists upset because he wanted a handy...Doesn't every guy want a happy ending!?! Now I'm not one to defend Brett Favre, but seriously ladies, report when it happens, or you just look like a lying cunt!

Speaking of cunts...Been wanting to use that segue forever! Anyways, the worst type of celebri-tards are the completely talent fucks out there...Like these "Jersey Shore" fuck-stains...These assholes are famous for being the very worst part of the sterotypical twenty-something, Italian, douchebags...MTV, which stood for Music television, but has nothing to do with music now, puts these ginzo assholes up in a house, and films them partying, tanning, fighting, and that one asshole, "The Situation" coming as close to the line of rape as you can...These fuckers shouldn't be famous and on TV...They should be shot!

They aren't the only celebri-tards who have no talent...What about these Kardashian bitches...Why are they famous? Their father was a well know shyster...Their plastic mother got re-married to Bruce Jenner...He's a fucking plastic mess too...Some how, these rich bitches just got famous...Now, I'll give Kim most of the credit...She at least did a homemade porn and released it...At least she's talented at one thing...Being a cum-dumpster!...But damn it, she did something...The other two just road her cum-bucket coattails to celebri-tard land...

I don't get it...What the hell is this world coming to?

Let's get to the good part...But we're going to stick with the theme...Rosie Jones has dominated recently...


We're going to put her in the Hump Day Hall of Fame with Alana...So to stick with the celebri-tard theme...

On this Hump Day, which of those idiot Kardashians would you most like to Hump?


A. Kourtney...




B. Kloe...




C. Kim...




As always, Read and Respond...

Later, The Beeze.

Monday Moaning

Another weekend has passed by, and Monday is here again...This week, I have no idea what I'm writing...You may be scratching your head and wondering why...I mean hell, there were 4 NFL playoff games this weekend...Well, the Beeze took a big, fat, 0-4 this weekend...I worked Saturday, so I was lucky enough to not have to watch those two games I was on the wrong side of...

Sunday I tapped out of the Bears/Seahawks game at halftime...The Seahawks looked like crap, and Cutler looked good...By good I mean, not throwing it to the other team...Then came the big game...The only one I wanted to watch...Jets versus Patriots...But somehow I lost control of my TV when I was working on my Chicken Chili...As I cleaned the kitchen, a mess that was left from Saturday while I was at work, and kept an eye on the chili, I listened to the game on the radio...Holy Westwood One has shitty coverage...First, I hate Randy Cross...Second, the play-by-play guy couldn't stop mentioning Brady putting his hands "in the hand warmer hanging at his belt"...Over and over...Fucking die douchebag!

Then I was getting ready to sit down and watch the 4th quarter...My wife and daughter informed me that it was time for the Golden Globes Red Carpet Show, followed by the Golden Globes...Well fuck me! Stop the world...A bunch of rich douchebags are getting together to pat each other on the back for playing pretend...FUCK!!!

So I go to the man cave/play room for the 4th...Why did I even bother...The Jets defense had played great all day, and the Patriots offense was off their game...The Patriots look as bad Sunday, as they did in the game they lost to the Browns...I'm not disrespected the Jets with that comment...The Jets did a lot of the same things the Browns did...They threw the Pats off, and at times the exposed the New England defense the way it had been so many times this year...Only this time the Patriots offense couldn't carry the team...Congrats to the Jets, even though I hate them!

My friend Nutball posted this on facebook, and I hat to use it...He asked if this was Bart Scott or Clubber Lang?



So now the Jets go to Pittsburgh, and the Packers go to Chicago...So I'll make my picks now, but clearly you shouldn't bet the kids college fund based on my predictions...I'm taking the Steelers and the Bears...If the Jets get into the "Super Bowl" after all the preseason hype, and "Hard Knocks" and all the bullshit, I'll be one step closer to becoming one of those people who think the NFL is fixed...

In other NFL news...THE_BROWNS_HIRED_PAT_SHURMUR to be their new head coach...Clearly you should click that link to get my thoughts...Let's just say it wasn't the most exiting or sexy move to make...One local radio host couldn't stop going on and on about the fact the Shurmur got the job because of NEPOTISM...Which is really funny, because his father is one of the owners of the radio station he runs his stupid yap on...What a dolt!

I haven't written much about Hockey this year so far...I always get wrapped up in Football season, and the I jump into Hockey late...So expect to start getting some more Hockey soon...Actually, my Rangers took on rival Philadelphia Sunday...Shit always gets heated with these two teams...



Too bad the Rangers lost 3-2...

Between going 0-4 on Football games...The Rangers losing, and an all around shit week at work...I need a laugh...Take it away Bill!




Have a week...

Later, The Beeze.

Browns Hire Pat Shurmur

The news came down this afternoon...The Cleveland Browns have decided on anew head coach...Pat Shurmur, son of Fritz Shurmur, who was Mike Holmgren's defensive coordinator in Green Bay back in 1996 when the Packers won the "Super Bowl"...

The reaction in Cleveland is mixed...Some are saying Pat Shurmur doesn't have enough experience...He's only been an offensive coordinator for two years with the Rams...Before that he was a QB's coach in Philly...Browns GM Tom Heckert worked with him there and has been high on him for awhile...

Some feel Shurmur will just be a puppet for Holmgren who they feel still is a coach, but doesn't want to put in the hours...But many of these people are also the ones that wanted Holmgren to take the job right from jump...So would it be that bad if he was playing puppet master...

Many Browns fans wanted a BIG name coach...Gruden was on every one's list...Old Walrus Holmgren said he spoke with Gruden, Cowher, and Fox, before interviewing the three others they talked to...Many feel it will be hard to land solid free-agents with a rookie coach, and a team that seems to be in a perpetual state of rebuild...

The first candidate they interviewed was Defensive Coordinator Perry Fewell, another innocent victim of the "Rooney Rule"...Everyone in the free world knew the Browns wanted an offensive minded coach, Fewell didn't stand a chance...The "Rooney Rule" is becoming a joke....The other candidate was Atlanta OC Mike Mularkey, another Holmgren disciple...

Me, I'm not one of these Clevelanders who is saying, "In Holmgren we trust"...He hasn't done shit to earn my trust yet...I like GM Tom Heckert who had a very good draft last year...Oh, and he pulled off the Brady Quinn for Peyton Hillis deal! Heckert seemed very confident in the press conference today...I like that...But I'm not sure I'm sold...I didn't hear of any other teams wanting Shurmur, just the Browns...

I'm glad they brought in an offensive guy, and if they land Dick Jauron as the new Defensive Coordinator, that may ease my worries a bit more...And yes, that is the buzz around town, that the Browns are close to getting Jauron...

I'm not going to shit all over this move, and I'm not going to celebrate it either...I'm going to just wait and see...As always in Cleveland, we're waiting until next year!

Later, The Beeze.

The Beeze's Friday Finger Pop

So it's time for the second edition of the finger pop...Some quick notes, followed by some great asses...Let's get started...

Auburn's Heisman winning QB Cam Newton is going to enter the NFL draft...He's not a bad QB, but I can already hear the analysts picking apart his throwing motion...I'm gonna call it now...Before he even gets drafted...Newton will be another in a long line of Heisman winning QB's who is a bust!

My Notre Dame fighting Irish landed their top recruit, and by that I mean, WR Michael Floyd has decided to come back for his senior year...Floyd is a key piece to the offense, and has been since he stepped on campus...He will be huge for the Irish next year, as long as he stays healthy...

In Baseball, The Yankees are at it again...Throwing money around that is...The Yankees threw a 3 year, $35 million contract at Reliever, Rafael Soriano...Now the kid is good, but shit, he isn't that good!

The New york Jets keep talking shit, leading up to their playoff game with the New England Patriots...I hope and expect the Pats to win, and run the score up as much as possible...

Wednesday night the President attended the memorial service in Arizona for the victims of last Saturday's shooting...He gave a great speech...A presidential speech, that didn't get political...It was hopeful, and uplifting, inspiring...It showed off his gifts of speaking and connecting with people...I just hope plenty of people listened...It seemed like there were some people there trying to make this event a rally...It was a memorial service, and the President did his part very well...Some in the crowd didn't...And some in the media missed the point, although that isn't surprising...

Now time to lighten up the mood...Time to finger pop!











Later, The Beeze.

The Beeze's Hump Day Hits

So, Stanford kept their QB, but lost their coach...Just as long as they don't lose this gal!

As for the National Championship Game...I thought it was pretty good...It was hyped to be a shootout between to high-powered offenses, but Auburn's defense was outstanding...And Oregon's defense played a lot better then I expected...Cam Newton was good...But the Auburn front 7 were the real stars of the game...

And now, maybe we all should except that the SEC is the best conference in College Football, considering they just took the last 6 titles...

Trevor Hoffman has decided to retire...He ends his career with 601 saves...Is that enough for this closer to get into the Baseball Hall of Fame? Who knows with how those ass-hats vote!

Michigan has hired Brady Hoke to be their new Head Football Coach...Honestly, I don't know anything about him, and I'm not willing to research the guy...the only thing I care about Michigan football, is watching them lose!

This week in the NFL playoffs, I'm gonna give you my predictions...Patriots roll the Jets and Rex Ryan, and his stupid big mouth! The Ravens will beat the Steelers in a close battle...The Falcons will take-out the Packers...And the Seahawks will shock people again...Upsetting the Bears...But if not, take the Seahawks with the points anyways...they'll keep it close!...

The shooting in Arizona is still a hot topic all over the TV and well, it should be...But too many people are trying to spin it to make others look bad, or to try and push their agenda...I tuned into the Daily Show, and once again, I was happy to see Jon Stewart, once again, being the voice of reason...Although, isn't hat kinda sad, that the Daily show puts the "news" networks to shame...

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Now onto the less serious part of this post, but still very important...

On this snowy Hump Day, which of these ladies would you most like to warm up with?


A. Rosie




B. Kayla




C. Maky




As always, Read and Respond...

Later, The Beeze.

The Future Doesn't Look Very Bright...

...Not with these two assholes living in our world....




That was without a doubt, one of the saddest displays of the youth of America...

If any Birth Control Companies are looking for a good commercial, there it is...'Don't want a be a parent a fat, pot smoking, scourge on this earth...Strap on a FUCK NO Condom!'

Unfucking real!

Later, The Beeze.

Monday Moaning

So, do you still think the Seattle Seahawks don't belong in the playoffs?


Are you sure?

After the Seahawks_shocked_the_Saints Saturday they may have changed some minds...Especially since they were the only home team to pull out a win this weekend...

That's right, the Colts lost at home to the Jets...The Chiefs lost at home to the Ravens (not that surprising)...And the Eagles lost at home to the Packers...Maybe home field doesn't mean as much as some people like to think...(except in Seattle right!)

I'm glad the Jets won...After big fat, Rex Ryan was swinging on Peyton Manning's nuts last week, and taking a couple little jabs at Tom Brady, I can't wait to see the Pats give the Jets another beating...Yes I said another beating...Rex and others seem to like to forget the 45-3 beating the Patriots gave them a few weeks back...And you know Bill Belichick with two weeks to get ready, is just licking his chops...It's going to be "Must see TV!"

Now, all this sports stuff is nice, and I'll get back to it in a minute, but I have to talk about the weekend's biggest story...Saturday afternoon, some asshole named Jared Loughner, and yes, I'm judging him right from jump, he's an asshole...Anyways, said asshole opened fire on an Arizona Congresswoman, Gabrielle Giffords, and a the group of people who went to met her, and speak with her...6 people were killed, including a 9 year old girl, and a federal judge...The reasons why he did this aren't known...Many are saying he's just nuts...Clearly! Some think it's purely political...Maybe, but these only leads back to nuts...Let me explain...

The government pisses me off constantly, but I'm not out there shooting at politicians...And I'm sure as hell not shooting at random people near a politician...Seriously asshole, what did a 9 year old girl do to piss you off...How did she deserve this...She didn't! The way it looks, the only person in that crowd Saturday that should have been shot was the asshole, Jared Loughner...

Gabrielle Giffords was doing what we want so many other politicians to do...She was meeting with constituents, speaking with them, and listening to them...The 9 year old girl was there, because she wanted to learn more about the political system...Christ, she could have been the one to fix this screwed up political world...

If this was at all politically motivated, then what does this say about us as Americans? It says we aren't far off from being just like a the crazy, fanatical, asshole Muslims, that will kill anyone for having a different view then them...Fuck that!

Politicians need to disagree without the hatred...Even if it is just staged hatred...And yes, Sarah Palin may want to stop making "target lists" which Gabrielle Giffords was on...I'm not putting the blame on her, the fuck-tard that she is, but politicians and the TV talking heads need to be more responsible with their words...No offense, but not everyone of the people watching, or listening are mentally stable, or even smart...And too many of these dopes on TV and radio play to the lowest common denominator...

We're suppose to be better than this America...

Now off my soapbox, and onto some T & A...

The College Football National Championship is Monday Night...Who do you have winning?

OREGON...



or

AUBURN...




I'm going with OREGON!

Have a week...

Later, The Beeze.

Seahawks Shock Saints, and a Few Other People!

Yes, the Seattle Seahawks upset the New Orleans Saints yesterday, beating them 41-36...

Sadly, I didn't get to watch the game...I was working a double at the Fish House...When the bartender came back to the kitchen and told us, I thought he was just fucking with us...But after work, when I sat down with a Killian's Irish Red and popped on the NFL Network, I saw the highlights, in all of their glory...

I don't have any real insight to give you on this game...I thought the Seahawks would be in it, with the help of their crowd, and the fact that all of the Saints running backs are hurt...But this post is simply me getting a chuckle at all the people who thought Seattle had no right to be in the playoffs, because the had a losing record...They won their shit division, so they get in...And what do we always hear the talking heads say..."The playoffs are a whole new season"..."On any given Sunday/Saturday any team can win"...

So yes, I'm sticking my tongue out at you, and pointing and laughing...Go Seahawks!




Later, The Beeze.

The Beeze's Friday Night Finger Pop

I haven't been around as much as I like...Getting use to the new life has been tough...The baby has cut into my sleep, and my me time...Me time is filled normally with blogging, searching shit out...Porn...And whatever else I can find online...

I plan on this being a weekly thing, just like Monday Moaning, and the Hump Day Hits...The Hits which I didn't post this week...The Friday Finger Pop will include a quick rundown of some things that happened this week, and then we'll end with a couple of nice asses that I'd like to finger pop!

So, Jim Harbaugh is signing a 5 year, $25 million deal with the 49ers...Just as Andrew Luck decided to stay at Stanford to get his degree and play another year of college ball...Sorry Michigan, I guess this "Michigan Man" doesn't want that shit job!

Tyrelle Pryor is going to have surgery on an injured foot ligament...He sustained the injury late in the game Tuesday night...Speaking of that game...I was pissed that Arkansas lost, but at least they came back and made it a good game...Damn there were points when Ohio State looked like they were trying to give them the game...

Oh, and Arkansas QB Ryan Mallet is skipping his senior season and going into the NFL draft...Along with Alabama's RB Mark Ingram and WR Julio Jones...I'm sure those key loses won't slow the SEC down from beating up on Big-Ten teams next year...Don't get all crazy Ohio State fan...You only won 1 out of 10!

Oh, and bad news for my Fighting Irish...TE Kyle Rudolph is heading to the NFL as well...

Now onto Ted Williams...No, sadly I'm not talking about the great baseball player...I'm talking about this, junkie, bum, who has the Cleveland Cavaliers and Kraft, and all kinds of people throwing money at him, because he has a great voice...I saw him on the Today show...He listed his kids names...For Christ's sake he has more then Antonio Croamartie! And why would you throw tons of money at a crackhead...It's gonna go to his head, and he's gonna lose it, and then he's gonna smoke it all away! So he's got a great voice...If the dead Ted Williams sounded that good, then I'd be impressed!

Yeah, I know, I'm hating on a bum...I hope he doesn't blow it, but I have little faith in people...

Now, let's look at some asses, I'd like to finger pop!











Later, The Beeze.

ESPN Keeping It Classy!

So when news broke this morning that the Cleveland Browns had fired Eric Mangini, this is how the so called, "World Wide Leader in Sports" reacted....




Hannah Storm and Adam Schefter, you are both cunts!

Not just because they high-fived as they broke the news that some one lost their job...And really, most likely all of Mangini's staff will lose their jobs...Not just because it showed a complete lack of professionalism...But the straw that broke my back, was how they tried to back-pedal when some one in their earpieces told them they were acting like douchebags...

I don't care that Mangini lost his job...I don't care that you shit-bags probably broke it before he had a chance to talk to his staff...That's just the world we live in...But the next time I hear one of you so-called professional, journalists rip on bloggers, I will re-post this video...You fuck-stains are the real hacks!

Hannah Storm, Adam Schefter, and ESPN...The classiest cunts around!

Later, The Beeze.

Monday Moaning

Yes, this conversation has taken place more than a few times the last couple weeks in the Beeze household...But can you blame me?



No! It's not wrong at all!


Well the Holidays are over and it's a New Year, but the Cleveland Browns are still the same old, steaming pile of shit that they've been since 1999...But before I get into ranting and raving over the Browns, let me run down some other stuff in the sports world...

Friday, the Notre Dame Fighting Irish pounded on the Miami Hurricanes 33-17, and it wasn't really that close...The Irish defense, led by Harrison Smith's 3 interceptions, shut down the 'Canes all day...While the offense led by freshman QB, Tommy Rees, looked good, they could have blown Miami out...There were some points left out there, a problem they've had all year...I hoping to see a good competitive game, but I was more than willing to watch the Irish give out a beating...

Notre Dame finished the season strong, and I hope coach Brian Kelly can build off of it...It would help if he can convince WR Michael Floyd, TE Kyle Rudolph, and Safety Harrison Smith to come back for another season...

Staying with College Football, Pitt fired their new head coach, Mike Haywood, just three weeks after hiring him...Why? Well, Haywood was arrested for domestic battery in the presence of a minor...It's good to see there are some Universities that have standards!

Still staying with College Football...Hey Big-Ten, and Big-Ten fans...Your conference sucks! No seriously, YOU SUCK! Saturday Texas Tech beat Northwestern 45-38...Alabama beat Michigan State 49-7...Mississippi State beat Michigan 52-14...Florida beat Penn State 37-24...And TCU beat Wisconsin 21-19...Lucky for the conference Iowa pulled out a 27-24 win against Missouri on the 28th...

Wow! Not a good Bowl Season for the Big-Ten...Now, I'm really hoping Arkansas beats the shit out of Ohio State!

How about the Winter Classic...I have to tell you, I wasn't as into it as I was the last couple years...It was great in Chicago...It was awesome in Boston...But this year's in Pittsburgh, didn't have the same vibe...Maybe it's all the hype this one has had, with the HBO show and everything...And speaking of that...I have to say, I'm glad they showed Ovie and Crosby's true colors...Great clips of both of these superstars bitching about calls, and no-calls...And Crosby saying, "Fuck you Green" after Mike Green put his ass in the boards...I hate both of these guys, and I'm glad their bitchiness was put on display...

Now to the Browns...I wrote on Facebook, and Twitter during halftime of the Browns/Steelers game, that "Everyone involved withe the Cleveland Browns should be shot."

Maybe this is a bit harsh, but when you end your season with a 41-9 loss to your rival, your fan-base is going to be pissed...The Browns were out-coached, and out-played in every single aspect of the game...It was brutal to watch...

Now it's expected that coach Eric Mangina will get fired Monday...Not a surprise...But what really needs to happen? The team needs to be put on the market...It has been clear that owner Randy Lerhner could give a shit...This ass-hat is hardly ever at the games...He invests more time in his gay ass soccer team in England then he does the Browns...Sorry gay people if that offended you...Soccer people if that offended you, I don't apologize...Yes, it's a sport, I would never say it wasn't...It's just a stupid sport!

Anyways...Lerner has no damn interest in the team...That's why he hired Mike "the walrus" Holmgren to run the whole damn organization...So why not sell the team to some one who is actually interested in Football...

And Browns fans, why do you think he keeps serving you shit? Because you keep paying for shit...Try this...Don't buy tickets anymore...Don't buy merchandise anymore...Don't put any more money in his pockets...Then maybe, he'll realize he better put a quality product out there...Clevelanders, I'd love to see you take a stand, and stop wasting your money on this shitty product...

Fuck it!

Go Patriots!

One last thing...All last week, every "News" show was doing tributes to the people who died and will be missed in 2010...When they do this, it's only celebrities that they are talking about...actors, singers, athletes...You know what would have been nice to see for once...All the men and women who died in service of their country...It's really sad what a bunch of shit-bags the news media has become...

Have a week...

Later, The Beeze.