Showing posts with label Anne Hathaway. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Anne Hathaway. Show all posts

Saturday, July 21, 2012

The Beeze Reviews "The Dark Knight Rises"


The opening weekend of "The Dark Knight Rises" has a lofty shadow hanging over it, after the shooting in Colorado, during a midnight showing...As I watched the news Friday morning, while getting ready for work, I couldn't believe what I was seeing...Actually I could believe it, as tragedies like this seem to be happening more and more...But I was still shocked and saddened...

My wife and I were planning on going to a 6:40 PM Friday showing...We had the tickets, and we had a sitter lined up...While I was at work, I was fearing my wife would be hesitant to go...But she wasn't...We don't waste an evening when we have a sitter lined up...And we don't waste money on movie tickets we aren't going to use...Hell, if we didn't go, the terrorists would have won...Fuck that!

Spoiler Alert: I'll try not to ruin shit for you, but I may slip...

So let's get to the third installment of Christopher Nolan's take on Batman..."Batman Begins" was awesome, and it finely gave us real depth into Batman, and Bruce Wayne..."The Dark Knight" took us deeper into the story, not just of Batman,/Wayne, but Gotham City...And we all saw Heath Ledger's portrayal of "The Joker" steal the show...

Now we come to "The Dark Knight Rises"...8 years later, Gotham City has flourished, and Batman has been silent...Until a bad ass named Bane shows up, and takes control of Gotham City...The movie has plenty of action...It is also very dark...The amount of killing is pretty high...And about 95% of the movie is a downer...

As far as the cast goes...Christian Bale, was as he has been throughout the series...Michael Caine spent most of his onscreen time crying, and it was annoying...Morgan Freeman was Morgan Freeman...He's the same fucking guy in everything...Gary Oldman, as Police Commissioner, Jim Gordon, who has been great in all the movies, was great again...Showing the inner struggle of living with a lie for the last eight years, and doing everything he can to make things right, and save his city...

Then there was Tom Hardy, as Bane...Let me just say this...It's hard to talk about some one's acting performance, when 90% of their face is covered...Especially all of their mouth area...There's only so much Hardy could do with his eyes...Then there was the fact that the mask made it hard to understand half of what he was saying...I was pleased with how they used the character of Bane, keeping him closer to what he was in the comics, then how he was used in another, horrible movie version...

To me, Joseph Gordon-Levitt playing Officer Blake, was the key to this movie...His performance out shined the headliners, as his character throughout the movie was Gotham City's Moral Compass...

There was one other character, who my wife, and I felt stole the show...Anne Hathaway as Selina Kyle/Cat Woman...


First of all, she is sexy as hell...While the suit is nothing like what Michelle Pfeiffer wore back in the day...Hathaway's more functional outfit looked spectacular on her body...But then there was sleekness, and confidence she portrayed...As well as most of the limited humor there was in the movie...And there is something sexy about watching a hot woman beat dudes asses...But this isn't just me being a horny pig...When we were leaving the theater, and talking about it, my wife said, "She was the best one in it!"

It's actually sad that this is Nolan's last one, because it would have been great to see her in another...Yes, Nolan wrapped things up...But he did leave an opening for some one else to pick up where he left off, instead of another, God forsaken reboot...

I planned on writing this last night, but I just couldn't...I'm not sure how I feel about it...I liked it, but I was left unsatisfied...Let me put it this way...I saw "The Avengers" opening weekend...I saw it 2 more times in the theater...I wouldn't spend the money to see this in the theater again...Yes, it looks great on the big screen, but feeling unsatisfied will keep me from spending my money at the theaters...

Later, The Beeze.

Sunday, February 27, 2011

Monday Moaning (things I love)


Well, as I write this, my wife and daughter are watching The Oscars, and I figured I'd come down to the man-cave/playroom and knock out my blog...The only reason in my opinion to tune into the Oscars would be to look at Anne Hathaway...By why do that when I can just pull up the hot and dirty parts of her career online!?!



So a couple weeks for Valentine's Day, instead of being lovey-dovey, I filled my post with hate...You know, shit that pisses me off...There may have been some people who didn't like that sentiment...Now anyone who reads my blog regularly should know what to expect, but some people are just silly sometimes...

So this week's post is going to be a bunch of things I love...Besides Myself and my family, cause I guess I made that clear already! And since I couldn't tell you what's going on in the world of sports other than the shit you already know, why not just do a nice fluff piece...Oh, and Rex Ryan, can you stop making stupid statements about winning the "Super Bowl" every off-season...Go suck a toe fatty!


Okay, first I clearly love Anne Hathaway, and other such sexy woman, like ROSIE_JONES!

I love Hockey...Playing it, watching it...I'll watch any level...It's the greatest sport out there...

I love blogging...I love getting my true thoughts and feeling out there...even if those thoughts and feelings are filled with hate at times...At least it's honest!

I love great comedians like Bill Burr, Patrice O'Neal, Jim Norton, the late, great George Carlin, and Louis CK...All are funny, and smart...This past week, on the O & A show Louis CK not only asked Donald Rumsfeld if he was a flesh eating lizard...But before that he made some amazing points about Corporate America...Yes, it's a long clip that has two others that follow it, but if you have time, take a listen....






I love my XM Satellite Radio...Not just for Opie and Anthony...I not hearing the same shitty play lists that every shitty radio station beat into your head...


I love Notre Dame...Not just the sports...The whole damn campus...I love it in the Fall...


And I love it in the Winter...



The Spring is nice too!

I love Macho Salad...




I love the word fuck...It's the best word going...Really, there's nothing you can't do with it...






I also love to fuck!

I love music...All kinds of music...I love Jazz...Real jazz...None of that Kenny G shit...I'm talking John Coltrane and Thelonious Monk Jazz...




Yes, and anyone who reads me knows, I love Our Lady Peace...



And I love it when they take a song by some one else, that I don't like, and make me like it...




I love Great Lakes Beers...Conway's Irish Ale was my friend Saturday night!

I Love Irish Car Bombs!

I love porn! Find that on your own creeps!

I love Twitter...I get so much news and bullshit from people's link on there it's great...It makes things even easier for our lazy ass society...

I love technology, but is shit like this going to kill off people playing real musical instruments one day?




I and my son, we love Drinking out of Cups...



I'm sure I could go on for days, but I want to have a drink, watch some porn, and keep watching NORM_MACDONALD'S twitter feed, as he trashes The Oscars!


Have a week...

Later, The Beeze.

Friday, January 21, 2011

The Beeze's Friday Finger Pop


The end of the week is here, and it's time for some finger popping!

First I have to start with Bill Burr...I wanted to get this in earlier in the week, but oh well...Burr is a huge sports fan, and loyal to his Boston roots...Last week on The Opie & Anthony Show Bill talked about how he hated how important the Pats/Jets game was to him...Saying, "I really need this one." Well on his Monday Morning Podcast he dealt with the loss, in typical Bill Burr fashion...



Next, I said I was going to start getting into Hockey more, now that Football season is just about done...Wednesday night helped that out greatly, as I sat down to watch my beloved New York Rangers take on the Toronto Maple Leafs...Holy shit! The Leafs are a disgrace...I have said Toronto GM Brian Burke is the most overrated piece of shit in Hockey for years now, and the way he's had the Leafs going is just helping to prove that point...Keep on trading draft picks and young talent for average players Burke, it's doing wonders for ya!

If you didn't know, the Rangers rolled the Leafs 7-0, lead by 4 goals and a an assist from Marian Gaborik...


The NHL likes to think of Toronto as one it's key markets...I have no idea why...The team has been in shambles for some time now...They would have been better off sending their AHL affiliate out there...At least they wouldn't have given up...Yes I said it...I watched an entire NHL team give up halfway through a game...Well except Colton Orr, he kept trying to get into fights and running people, but it did no good...

The fan-base in Toronto has got to take a stand...Tell Burke to get a goalie, and stop trading away talented young ones...Actually fuck Burke...Tell ownership to get that hack out of there...Hell give me a few months, to get in shape and I'll get between the pipes for your non-scoring, sorry ass team...

Next there's the Cleveland Browns...It just broke that the Browns will be hiring Dick Jauron to be their Defensive Coordinator...This had been the rumor since Pat Shurmur was hired to be the Head Coach, but it sure has taken some time...What is also taking some time, and probably will continue to, is hiring a Offensive Coordinator...Why? I'm sure it has something to do with Shurmur, a first time Head Coach, who had only been an OC for 2 years, saying he plans to call his own plays...Well why the fuck would anyone want the OC job...This asshole who is younger than you, coached less than you, is now your boss...Oh, and he wants to do your job too...

People here in the Cleve keep saying we have to trust team president Mike Holmgren...Why? What the hell has he done? He won 1 "Super Bowl" as coach in Green Bay...He had a number of good years as a coach, but he was pretty average...So why do I need to trust in his fat, walrus looking ass? Tell Me! You can't, can you?

In other news...Hollywood hottie, Anne Hathaway is slated to play Catwoman in the next Batman movie...I like the choice!




And now, onto the finger licking good, finger poppin' ladies!










Enjoy the weekend...

Later, The Beeze.

Sunday, February 14, 2010

Monday Moaning

The Olympics kicked off this weekend, and unfortunately they started in a very tragic way, as Georgian Luger, Nodar Kumaritashvili, died near the end of a practice run Friday...It was an awful accident, and I can't imagine the suffering his family and team are dealing with...

Friday night the Opening Ceremonies kicked off, and I'll say this...They put on a nice production...But I could do without all the hoopla, lip-synching, and look at all this crazy technology on the floor...Never mind that all listings said it would start at 7:30PM...But it didn't start until 9:00PM...Then when it came time to light the big-ass flame...I got a laugh out of the whole thing...Ooops...A little of that high-tech floor didn't work so well...

As you can see the fourth penis didn't rise up out of the floor...Somebody get that Canuck a Viagra! (Joking people...I love Canada, and all you wacky Canadians...Hell I got hitched in Canada!)

Sticking on the Olympic topic...I've never liked the NHL shutting down the season, and letting the pros go to the Olympics...For them I'm sure it's a great honor...But for me...It's just f**king up my hockey season...

Besides that...Part of the selling point of having the pros go, was to get more interest in hockey...And the NHL specifically...You know, I'm gonna watch...But they want to turn the "casual fan" onto the game...And you would think the NHL's deal with NBC would make sure some of the marquee matchups would be televised on NBC...Nope!

Not even the U.S. vs Canada matchup on Febuary 21! It will be on MSNBC...God I hope Chris Matthews doesn't keep jumping in and interrupting the play-by-play...That f**king guy can't shut his stammering ass up!

Hey, I've got MSNBC on my system...Most people do...By if the "casual fan" is watching the Olympics...They're on NBC...They aren't gonna go looking for Hockey!

Once again, another FAIL by the NHL and NBC!

Moving onto my life...The boy...Little Beeze, was surprisingly well behaved this weekend...And I have to say, he was playing the cute card a lot...And playing it well...I have to take video of this dance he was doing...He calls it his dance...It's hilarious...I'll have to post it soon...

My weekend started early...But not in the best way...Wednesday night I started getting a bad case of the green apple splatters...It continued through Thursday...The Imodium didn't help a whole lot...Thursday night I was sitting on the crapper and I thought, 'I can't work like this...So I called the Fish House to take Friday...I call off maybe once a year...And never on Payday...But I knew I couldn't do it...

I was told I needed a Doctor's note or paper work...They don't trust us hard working, loyal employees there...Even though the bosses are the ones who call off all the time...So as dumb as it seems to me, to have to go to the doctor for a case of the sh!ts...I went...Dude took good care of me...Wrote me out of work for the whole weekend...Ha! I could have gotten through Saturday, but the doctor said no boss...I don't feel guilty at all!

Then came the rough part of the weekend...The wife made me go see the movie "Valentine's Day" with her...For going I would be repaid with a _low Jo_! (what begins with a B and ends with a b, has a low Jo in the middle, and always feels good?) That's right kids....B J!

So it's a win/win situation...Even better...There were actually some laughs in the flick...Memo to Hollywood...If you make a "Chick Flick" be sure to have some laughs for the guys...Another bright spot...Anne Hathaway is hot!

The things we'll do for love...And a good knob slobbin'!

I hope everyone had a good Valentine's Day...Let's end this with a classic "Love Song." I'm feeling the eighties tonight...




Dude can rock the hell out of a pink guitar...But why the hell is the singer wearing a work glove?

Have a great week...

Later, The Beeze.

Monday, May 18, 2009

Monday Moaning

Is it Monday already...$h!t...Well gang if you came by to read me rant about sports this week...I don't have much for ya...The Beeze had a light sports
weekend...But I've got some stuff for ya...

First, for those who don't know...My time blogging at Sporting News has come to an end...Unless they want to offer me a job and get rid of some of those hack staff writers they have...Last week I posted another edition of (what has become a weekly event) my list of people deserving of a good Skull F**k...I had posted one there before...But last weeks apparently offended some people, and the "top men" at SN changed the title...This sent me flying off the handle and I posted my final blog there....

Well a friend of mine posted a great piece Sunday on the topic...Check it out...

Now to the Beeze's weekend....I'll say the weekend began Thursday when the wife and I went down to the "Q" for the BIG Dane Cook show...http://thebeezewax.blogspot.com/2009/05/beezes-thoughts-on-isolated-incident.html

Afterwards, I got home just in time to watch the Overtime of the Bruins, Hurricanes game...There is nothing more intense then overtime hockey...I, having picked the Bruins to win it all, ended up on the losing side...as that cheap shot, sucker punching bastard Scott Walker scored the game winning goal...The worst thing about that is, I thought if the 'Canes were going to win...it was going to be him that was gonna do it...He was there best player throughout the OT...

Now the 'Canes face the Penguins...I don't know who I'm rooting for...To be honest I just don't think I can bring myself to cheer for the Pens...

The other Conference final has an "original Six" match up, with the Red Wings and Blackhawks...I'm pulling for the young guns from Chicago...But I think the Red Wings with all their experience and talent will take them...

So moving on to Friday...The Beeze pulled out his green thumb...(If you drink too much grape soda your sh!t turns green) Too much info?

Yes, the Beeze and the little Beeze spent Friday at Lowes (your welcome for the plug) and then working in the yard...We planted Basil, Cukes, Zucchini, Tomatoes, and some Zinnias to add a little color...I'm not gay...I just love fresh basil, and some good veggies...Now I have to get ready for battle with all the bunnies that run around this neighborhood...

Little Beeze had to point out that the top soil smelt like poop...He made sure to tell everyone we saw all day...Then he asked if he could poop in the garden...I wanted to say...'Why not...You shit everywhere else!' But instead I just said no...The bitchy neighbors wouldn't like that...

Saturday I had to go work and feed the "Lunch Bunch" ...You don't know about them? Here ya go... http://thebeezestalesfromthefishhouse.blogspot.com/2009/01/chicken-mushroom-rice-soup.html

After feeding those douche bags, it was time to watch the Preakness...I love horse racing...I love gambling even more...I was very happy it was such a good race...

Not so happy that both my kids have been better at picking horses this year, then me...Like I don't get enough ball busting...Now I gotta payout these two little sh!ts...WTF! I'm taking them out at the Belmont!

Saturday night Mrs. Beeze and I watched "Get Smart" (the new movie version)...We both loved the show, and thought Steve Carell would be a perfect fit....I liked it...How abouty that for a f**king review....And I'll be honest with ya...Anne Hathaway is f**king hot...She'd look great with me inside her...
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Then came Sunday...The kids and I played outside a little and I did a little more yard work...Then Mrs. Beeze and I took them to hell...When I say hell, I mean Chuck E Cheese...(yet another free plug...although they may not like this one)...It was a little reward we promised little Beeze for not shitting all over the place...
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First...Just because you and your kids now have a glow in the dark stamp on your hand...Doesn't mean you now get to ignore your child...There were kids just laying in the middle of the floor being a$$holes and their parents doing nothing about it...There was one little girl just crying at a table for 8 minutes, because mom and dad were too busy playing a game...They did bother to do anything until my wife and another mother went to check on her...My wife feared she got ditched...I guess in a way she did...It's been said here before...You should have to take a test before you have kids...Hell there are some people who should just be offed when they first show signs that they are useless to this world...
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Then there was the staff...What a bunch of dolts...I went to order some drinks and Pizza...I f**cking stood there for 20 minutes while 6 staff members were bullshitting and trying about one customers question...Really it took 6 if you to figure out they needed one more goody bag for a birthday party...Drop dead!
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Then...At least half the games and/or rides didn't work...What a sh!t hole...And of course there is the best part...That little Chuck E Cheese surprise...Sometimes you have to wait a day or two...But it always comes...At least one of these two kids is gonna be sick...Can't f**king wait!
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Alright...That's all for now...I'm feeling a little tickle in my throat....Maybe I'll get the plague first...Have a good week...
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Later, The Beeze.