Monday Moaning

Now that says Merry Christmas! And I need to something like that...This is the part of Christmas I hate...It's over...All the planning, and all the work...The cooking...Then poof, it's over...Christmas night I'll be up late watching "Christmas Vacation" and any other Christmas movie that's on late...Just trying to hang on a little longer...I love this time of year...I wish we all could remember to be this caring and family friendly, all year around...But sadly, for many people, they need this December reminder...

We had fun, although Mrs. Beeze started getting sick Friday night...She felt lousy, but she made it through...But after our Christmas Eve party, she crashed early...The Santa duties were all on me...Holy shit these kids are spoiled!


Yeah, That's just what the mighty Santa did...Earlier Christmas Eve they were hooked up by their grandparents, and uncles...

The Little Beeze was up at 5:30 AM...We made him go back to bed and wait until 7:00...At 7:00AM exactly he waking up the house...By 7:30AM everything was unwrapped. He was thrilled with all the loot he got...He's always happy when he gets gifts, but this year we nailed it...It was great...His older sister was thrilled too...She didn't get the big money item she wanted from Santa, but she never mentioned it...She was really happy with what she got, and seems to be trying to hold on to the myth...Maybe just for us...

Then there was the baby...She isn't much for opening gifts yet...Christmas Eve she was over-joyed with a card...Walking around the house, waving it around, babbling with a smile on her face...Christmas morning she was a bit overwhelmed by it all...Up earlier then she wanted, and the chaos, and the extra people and noise was getting to her...She was digging this dog my wife got her...It laughs and keeps rolling over, back and forth...It cracked her up, but added to my Christmas Ale headache...

By at 8:30 I sent the wife back to bed, and got Molly down for a nap...After her nap she still didn't want to deal with this Christmas stuff...She kept going to the basement steps...So we went down there...Away from all the Christmas stuff, and away from everyone...She had a blast, just doing her thing, with the stuff she knew...

Later in the day I took the kids to my parents fro dinner, and more noise and chaos...We only stayed a couple hours...The baby wanted out, and I understand why...Back at home we watched the final showing of "A Christmas Story"...Kids had their baths, and crashed...With all the chaos, and a sick wife, it was still a great Christmas.

-Now that I covered that...How about some football...SHOCKING NEWS!!! The Browns lost Saturday to the Ravens! To be honest, I didn't even watch...I did see a bit of the Jets vs. Giants...Holy shit, can we all agree that Mark Sanchez is one of the worst QB's in the NFL...What an overrated, cunt...Just like his overrated coach, and overrated team...Just a whole room full of overrated cunts! After the Giants win, Brandon Jacobs let the world know what he thought of stupid Rex Ryan...




It's about time some one got in front of a camera and microphone, and said what we all think!

Hey, did you see what happened to the Broncos and Saint Tebow...They got their asses rolled for the second week in a row...All that Tebow hype is starting to quiet down, now that he teams Defense is getting schooled...Oh, and he's not that good of a QB!

Adrian Peterson's knee was destroyed Saturday...It's said he tore the ACL, and there seems to be trouble withe MCL...I guess he won't be the #1 fantasy pick next year!

-Now, I'm a huge Hockey fan...For those of you who may not be, if you want a good inside look into Hockey, and a great rivalry...Check out HBO's "24/7 Flyer/Rangers Road to the Winter Classic"...It's a great behind the scenes look at Hockey, players on and off the ice, coaches, and the build up for one of the NHL's biggest draws...

And before I go, I'm going to leave you with a Christmas Song...It's not a classic...It's different...And I kind of like it, although it use to annoy me...Give it a try...




Merry Christmas...Have a week...

Later, The Beeze.

Monday Moaning

So, do you still think the Seattle Seahawks don't belong in the playoffs?


Are you sure?

After the Seahawks_shocked_the_Saints Saturday they may have changed some minds...Especially since they were the only home team to pull out a win this weekend...

That's right, the Colts lost at home to the Jets...The Chiefs lost at home to the Ravens (not that surprising)...And the Eagles lost at home to the Packers...Maybe home field doesn't mean as much as some people like to think...(except in Seattle right!)

I'm glad the Jets won...After big fat, Rex Ryan was swinging on Peyton Manning's nuts last week, and taking a couple little jabs at Tom Brady, I can't wait to see the Pats give the Jets another beating...Yes I said another beating...Rex and others seem to like to forget the 45-3 beating the Patriots gave them a few weeks back...And you know Bill Belichick with two weeks to get ready, is just licking his chops...It's going to be "Must see TV!"

Now, all this sports stuff is nice, and I'll get back to it in a minute, but I have to talk about the weekend's biggest story...Saturday afternoon, some asshole named Jared Loughner, and yes, I'm judging him right from jump, he's an asshole...Anyways, said asshole opened fire on an Arizona Congresswoman, Gabrielle Giffords, and a the group of people who went to met her, and speak with her...6 people were killed, including a 9 year old girl, and a federal judge...The reasons why he did this aren't known...Many are saying he's just nuts...Clearly! Some think it's purely political...Maybe, but these only leads back to nuts...Let me explain...

The government pisses me off constantly, but I'm not out there shooting at politicians...And I'm sure as hell not shooting at random people near a politician...Seriously asshole, what did a 9 year old girl do to piss you off...How did she deserve this...She didn't! The way it looks, the only person in that crowd Saturday that should have been shot was the asshole, Jared Loughner...

Gabrielle Giffords was doing what we want so many other politicians to do...She was meeting with constituents, speaking with them, and listening to them...The 9 year old girl was there, because she wanted to learn more about the political system...Christ, she could have been the one to fix this screwed up political world...

If this was at all politically motivated, then what does this say about us as Americans? It says we aren't far off from being just like a the crazy, fanatical, asshole Muslims, that will kill anyone for having a different view then them...Fuck that!

Politicians need to disagree without the hatred...Even if it is just staged hatred...And yes, Sarah Palin may want to stop making "target lists" which Gabrielle Giffords was on...I'm not putting the blame on her, the fuck-tard that she is, but politicians and the TV talking heads need to be more responsible with their words...No offense, but not everyone of the people watching, or listening are mentally stable, or even smart...And too many of these dopes on TV and radio play to the lowest common denominator...

We're suppose to be better than this America...

Now off my soapbox, and onto some T & A...

The College Football National Championship is Monday Night...Who do you have winning?

OREGON...



or

AUBURN...




I'm going with OREGON!

Have a week...

Later, The Beeze.

The Beeze's Hump Day Hits

Welcome to another edition of the Hump Day Hits...Let's start with that Monday Night Football game...Hey Rex Ryan and the JETS...Maybe you should stop shit talking, and do a little practicing, and film study...And when you get your ass kicked as badly as the Patriots kicked yours, you probably shouldn't talk more shit after the game...Seriously, you just ass-raped by Belichik, Brady and the Pats defense that has been pretty weak all year...Shut the fuck up, and go back to the drawing board!

And since I mentioned Tom Brady...I don't want to here about the greatness of Peyton Manning again...Those 15 Interceptions are awesome! And I don't care about the fact that the Colts have had a bunch of injuries, and Manning doesn't have all his boys...Brady has Welker, Tate, Woodhead, Branch, and two rookie Tight Ends...Welker is coming off a blown-out knee, and Branch is a retread...The rest are unproven...So fuck Manning and his one ring...Brady and his three rings is the shit...Oh, and Brady has only thrown 4 picks...

Tuesday, The Washington Redskins decided to suspend Albert Haynesworth without pay, for the rest of the season...What was the reason given? "Conduct detrimental to the club" SHOCKING! (yes that's sarcasm) My question is, What the hell took them so long...This overpaid, ass-hat, and coach Mike Shanahan have been going at since the fat fucker decided not to show up to training camp, after he collected his $21 million bonus check...Seriously, this fuck-stain should have been dealt with months ago!

Hey, who wants to mix in some politics...I know, politics can get people touchy, so of course I'm gonna go there...It's not all tits, ass, and sports with me...

I read today that a number of the Democrats are furious over the tax deal President Obama made with the Republicans...Well guys, maybe you should look in the mirror, because all they've shown in the last two years, is a complete lack of balls to get anything done...Stop blaming everyone else when you're sitting on the sidelines, acting like cunts!

And as for the Republicans Tax cuts...Well my fellow Americans, considering these cuts are going to add a shit-ton to the debt, we are officially China's bitch...Yes, unemployment benefits will be extended, and our taxes won't jump through the roof come January...Which I think we can all agree those are good things right now, with the way things are...But some real solutions for our country's future are needed...The sad thing is, I have no faith in any of these dolts in DC...I have jokingly talked about running for President...Hell, I've told my wife I want to run for city council, or mayor...And sometimes I think I should, but my opinionated, loud mouth, would probably get me shot...

Speaking of getting shot...(WOW this is an awful segue)...Today, December 8th is the 30th anniversary of John Lennon's murder...George Harrison was always my favorite Beatle...I can't stand McCartney...And Ringo is a douche! But there is no denying how much Lennon's music, and how much Lennon the man, touched people...And no matter what anyone says, his death was a great loss to the music world, and to the political consciousness...




Of course all Lennon tributes need to have "Imagine" in them...It's in the handbook...I started checking out all the covers of the song...Holy shit, a lot of people did that one...But me being me, I'll go to my old fall back band, OLP...




Okay, enough of this downer shit...Let's get to the T&A...Last week we retired Alana's ass and hung it up in the rafters...So this week, we have three new contestants...

On this cold (in Cleveland) Hump day, which of these ladies would you most like to warm up with?


A. Rosie




B. Kasssie




C. Veronika




As always, Read and Respond...

Later, The Beeze.

Two Douchebags One Network

Let me start by saying, Fuck Tony Dungy, and Fuck Rodney Harrison! Are you two fucking assholes kidding me...If you haven't watched NBC's Football Night in America, you're lucky...It's complete shit, and their two featured analysts are these two clowns...earlier in the year Dungy took shots at Jets coach Rex Ryan for how much he swears...Based on what the producers of HBO's Hard Knocks showed...Tony, you cunt, Ryan has no control over what he says, and as I wrote in an earlier post on this topic...Grow up! There's swearing in football...

Well Dungy took more shots at the Jets and Ryan for his mouth, and how they have handled the Braylon Edwards situation...Harrison chimed in also...Don't worry Rodney, I'll get to your stupid ass too! Dungy said he would have suspended Edwards after getting a DUI...Listen, I hate Braylon Edwards, and what he did was stupid, and the world would probably be better off without dolts like him in it, but...Holy shit, I'm about to defend him...

Why should he be suspended? If I get popped for a DUI, I won't get suspended from the Fish House...Hell, my bosses will set me up with the lawyer who got them out of theirs...Unless you drive, or fly for a living, the likelihood of you getting suspended from your job, for getting a DUI is slim to none...So all of you ass-hats who think he should be suspended can suckle me...Personally, I just would want him on my team, because he has a history of being a dolt...

As for Harrison, he also thought "the Jets should have sat Edwards in order to set an example to young people to do the right thing." REALLY!?!?! This coming from the guy who had 3 times been voted the dirtiest player in the NFL...This from the guy who was busted for having HGH...Sorry Rodney, you have absolutely no credibility, and should just shut your stupid fucking mouth...Christ, could you just off yourself like Dungy's kid did...Daddy didn't care about him, he was too busy making sure people weren't swearing...Too soon? Tough shit, fuck you!

Later, The Beeze.

I'd Like to See Tony Dungy Choke on Rex Ryan Hoagie

So Tony Dungy doesn't like that Rex Ryan swears so much...Especially on HBO's "Hard Knocks"...Dungy isn't alone...There seem to be many people who feel this way...I was listening to Mike and Mike this morning, and the topic came up...Eric Kasilius was filling in for Mike Greenberg, and he was bothered by how much Ryan swears...The he went to the mythical emails, and texts from parents who would love to let there kids watch the show, but they can't because Ryan swears too much...

Hey dolts, there's a reason why the show premieres at 10:00 PM Wednesday nights...It's not for kids! It's real life, and it's how many coaches talk...Christ I remember a coach in calling a kid a c*nt in 6th grade...Coaches swear! At least the good ones...Yep, I just said Tony Dungy isn't a good coach! Hey, maybe he is, but f*ck him...It's none of his business how another coach doe his job, and talks to his players...Remember those good teams he had in Tampa Bay, that just couldn't get over the hump...Then they brought in John Gruden and his awesome ability to swear, and what happened? F*cking Super Bowl Bitch!

Kailius tried to say this is bad for the league...It can't be any worse then the rapists, the stoners, the dog killers, the drunk drivers, and the wife beaters that still have jobs in the NFL...You know what's bad for the league, and the human race? Antonio Cromartie, who was featured in this week's "Hard Knocks" trying to name all of his children...All 8...Only 2 with the same mother...8 children, and 5 of them are 3 years old...



Okay, but Rex Ryan swearing is the problem...

Oh, and by the way, Tony Dungy, Eric Kasilius, and over sensitive parents...HBO films all week long, then edits it up into an hour long show...They show what they want...Rex Ryan has no control over how they edit their film, and what they show...And what makes the show good, is he doesn't change how he coaches, and who he is, just because some guy is following him with a camera...And he sure as hell isn't gonna change it for a bunch c*ck sucking, ball licking, ass-hat, f*ck-stains, douchebags like you!

Later, The Beeze.