Monday Moaning

Well here we are again...The beginning of the week comes quick...The past week has been filled with a lot of tragedy...Tornadoes ripped across the country causing chaos, death and destruction...In North East Ohio people dealt with the aftermath of the Chardon High School shooting...Thursday good in people was on full display...I wrote about it HERE...And the Saturday, the people of Chardon formed a human wall to block the threat of assholes from the Westboro Baptist Church who planned on protesting...Those Westboro fuckers are complete ass-hats!

Then there was THIS news about the Browns Friday...What a joke!

In Sports there have been a couple stories out there...The New Orleans Saints possibly having a bounty system...I'm not sure why people would be shocked by this...It's Football...It's a violent game, and there are opponents that get under people's skin...And Football being a violent game, where you try to hurt opponents, makes it easy to hide the fact that you may be trying to actually hurt some one...

Spring Training is fired up, but I can't get excited for Baseball just yet...And the Indians have annoyed me already...This off season they didn't pick-up their option on the always injured, grossly overrated, strikes out too much, Grady Sizemore...Good I thought...He ain't worth $9 million...Then they signed him to a $5 million deal...Still not sure why since he was rehabbing a couple injuries...So what happens...He fucks up his back again...Has the same surgery Peyton Manning had on his neck, done on his lower back...Looks like he's done for the year...$5 million down the drain...

But there is one think that I really need to get out there...I fucking hate Basketball...I'm in my car, listening to Sports Talk Radio, and when local dolts aren't talking about what the Browns should do in the draft, they along with ESPN and FOX dolts are talking about Basketball...And Fuck Jeremy Lin! Seriously!

You fuckers in New York, and on the major networks need to wake up...There is only one sports team in New York worth talking...


That's right fuck-stains...The New York Rangers...42-15-7 is a hell of record, and they sit on top of the NHL standings with 91 points...With the best goalie around, Henrik Ludqvist, and a core of talented, young defensemen...Offensive threats like Marian Gaborik, Brad Richards, and their captain Ryan Callahan, who does everything on the ice...The Rangers roster is full of grinders, and brings a few thumpers with them...

They are all lead by their coach John Totorella...A no bullshit kind of guy, who expects the best out of all his players...He expects his players to have each others backs...And everyone on his team blocks shots...It doesn't matter who you are...You block shots, or you don't play...

The Rangers have been the most consitent, hardest working team in hockey...And they've done it all quietly it seems...Even many of the NHL talking heads haven't given the Rangers the time, and respect they deserve...Well it's time to wake up...The Rangers are on the road to the Cup, and they're a real son of a bitch to play against...Right Bruins? How about you Flyers? Yeah Philly, the boys in Blue own your ass!

That's it for now...

Have a week...And watch Hockey...

Later, The Beeze.

Seahawks Shock Saints, and a Few Other People!

Yes, the Seattle Seahawks upset the New Orleans Saints yesterday, beating them 41-36...

Sadly, I didn't get to watch the game...I was working a double at the Fish House...When the bartender came back to the kitchen and told us, I thought he was just fucking with us...But after work, when I sat down with a Killian's Irish Red and popped on the NFL Network, I saw the highlights, in all of their glory...

I don't have any real insight to give you on this game...I thought the Seahawks would be in it, with the help of their crowd, and the fact that all of the Saints running backs are hurt...But this post is simply me getting a chuckle at all the people who thought Seattle had no right to be in the playoffs, because the had a losing record...They won their shit division, so they get in...And what do we always hear the talking heads say..."The playoffs are a whole new season"..."On any given Sunday/Saturday any team can win"...

So yes, I'm sticking my tongue out at you, and pointing and laughing...Go Seahawks!




Later, The Beeze.

Monday Moaning

Okay, lets get the corny lines out of the way...Yes, The Saints came marching in!

And now they're running out of Miami with the Lombardi Trophy after beating the Colts 31-17...I love watching a Manning lose...No I won't be saying "Who Dat!?!" That's just silly, and it makes you sound like a douche...I don't care if you're a 300 pound football player...You sound like a douche!

I sh!t you not...NFL.com says "Who Dat? True Dat?" DOUCHE-BAGGERY I say!

But I'm glad the douches from New Orleans won, instead of the douches from Indy...

The game was looking tight early...At the half the Colts were up 10-6...But had barely touched the ball in the second quarter...The tide was turning...

With halftime upon us...It was time for Mrs. Beeze and I to play a game of, The Chicken and the Wolf...It was a tie!

There's nothing like bumping uglies with a couple of old men in the background sounding like crap...Listen Who fans...I'm a Who fan, and I can admit that they sounded bad...If nothing else, they sounded old...The NFL and CBS could have paid me half to cover some of The Who songs...

Then I realized something...This was all a big marketing strategy...CBS has the "Super Bowl"...3 of their top shows are the "CSI" family...And all 3 have a song by The Who as their theme song...All 3 songs were played tonight...

My God, I really hate CBS right now...

So, back to the game...The Saints come out with a huge set of balls, and go for an onside kick to open the second half...They recover it and take the ball down field for a touchdown...The Colts respond with their own scoring drive...The Saints add a field goal...Hartley's 3rd for more then 40 yards in the game...

In the 4th quarter the Saints take the lead on a touchdown pass to Shockey...Then the Colts drive is abruptly ended by an interception, returned for a touchdown by Tracy Porter...Many people doubted the Saints defense, but they have made plays like this all year...They did it again...Congrats New Orleans...You finally have something to cheer about other then Gumbo and Jazz...

Here people...A softer side of the Beeze...As a father, I really liked seeing this shot, and a number of others like it, of Drew Brees with his son...


Now, since I'm talking all this "Super Bowl" stuff...I have to say, I've grown tired of all the "Super Bowl Sunday" hype...It's become almost a national holiday...Hell the Fish House closes on "Super Bowl Sunday." But yet, they have me there slingin' fish on Christmas Eve...

Seriously, Mrs. Beeze actually watched the whole game with me...She doesn't do that all season...But she does on this big day...She likes to see the commercials...SERIOUSLY?

I was actually pissed I couldn't jump around...I hate having to sit through commercials...Okay, I wasn't going to talk commercials, but I have to say this...Bud Light had quality and quantity...And Go Daddy...You bitches are grossly overrated...Danica go crash a car!

Now before I leave here, I wanted to throw a little hockey in here...My New York Rangers mad a move last week...They picked up the often traded Olli Jokinen...Jokinen has made a career out of being a guy people always talk about near the trade deadline...Then he gets moved, and his new team and him, do nothing in the playoffs...Will he do more offensively then Ales Kotalik, and Chris Higgins? (the two Rangers shipped out to get Jokinen) Of course he will...But so could I with the way those two Nancies have played this year...I hope Olli isn't a black cat...But I think he is!

Now, I'm getting outta here...Little Beeze wore me out this week with his non-stop energy, non-stop talking, and non-stop questions...Including the one I got just before the big game started...He was getting ready for bed, and started playing with his balls...Dad what are these? Why do the roll around like this? What do they do?

I handled the topic like this...

"They're your testicles...Right now they do nothing...
leave them alone...Get to bed!"

Later, The Beeze.