Here we are again...Hump Day! Let's get right to it...In Monday's post I briefly talked about my wife and daughter watching the Golden Globes...Well this Hump Day is all about Celebri-tards! So Ricky Gervais hosted the Awards, and as a comedian he ripped on these people and he did it well...And afterwards a bunch of these dochebags were unhappy about it...
That was just the opening, but I guess he kept ripping all night...Listen, all these people do is kiss each other's asses, and lick each other's balls, and they can't take a little humor...Fuck them!
In sports, one of the top celebri-tards, Brett Favre has more women coming out of the woodwork, talking about Favre sexually harassing them...Massage therapists upset because he wanted a handy...Doesn't every guy want a happy ending!?! Now I'm not one to defend Brett Favre, but seriously ladies, report when it happens, or you just look like a lying cunt!
Speaking of cunts...Been wanting to use that segue forever! Anyways, the worst type of celebri-tards are the completely talent fucks out there...Like these "Jersey Shore" fuck-stains...These assholes are famous for being the very worst part of the sterotypical twenty-something, Italian, douchebags...MTV, which stood for Music television, but has nothing to do with music now, puts these ginzo assholes up in a house, and films them partying, tanning, fighting, and that one asshole, "The Situation" coming as close to the line of rape as you can...These fuckers shouldn't be famous and on TV...They should be shot!
They aren't the only celebri-tards who have no talent...What about these Kardashian bitches...Why are they famous? Their father was a well know shyster...Their plastic mother got re-married to Bruce Jenner...He's a fucking plastic mess too...Some how, these rich bitches just got famous...Now, I'll give Kim most of the credit...She at least did a homemade porn and released it...At least she's talented at one thing...Being a cum-dumpster!...But damn it, she did something...The other two just road her cum-bucket coattails to celebri-tard land...
I don't get it...What the hell is this world coming to?
Let's get to the good part...But we're going to stick with the theme...Rosie Jones has dominated recently...
We're going to put her in the Hump Day Hall of Fame with Alana...So to stick with the celebri-tard theme...
On this Hump Day, which of those idiot Kardashians would you most like to Hump?
A. Kourtney...
B. Kloe...
C. Kim...
As always, Read and Respond...
Later, The Beeze.
1 comment:
You were on a roll with this one. Cum dumpster? OMG ... now that had my laughing.
I have to pass on the sisters. I know they are millionaires and have developed a brand - but otherwise, I don't get it. Nice pick of Rosie though
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