Citizens of Tampa Bay...Where Are You?

I know this topic has been touched earlier in the week, but I thought I'd give you my take on it...A view from a bitter, Cleveland sports fan...

People of Tampa Bay, how the hell can you not turnout and support the Rays...Yes, the economy sucks, unemployment is high, rich douche-bags want more tax cuts, and I'm sure your local school district is just like mine, and will be asking for more money in November...That all said, I still have to ask, WHERE ARE YOU?

You have a team that plays in what is arguably the toughest division in Baseball...I mean it's got the Yankees and Red Sox spending boat loads on their rosters, then the Rays, the Blue Jays throw in some hot streaks, then the Orioles just suck...But the Rays have been competitive for the last 4 years, without pouring mountains of cash into their roster...They're being financially responsible, and developing quality talent, and they are making the Yankees work for it...So why are you people not coming out? Drawing 17,000 the last week of the season, during a pennant race is just sad...The team giving away 20,000 tickets just to get some asses in the seats...UNREAL!

If your team was playing for a different city, like ummm, Cleveland, or Kansas City, or Pittsburgh, or Milwaukee...those stadiums would be packed, every night...Cities like these are starving for what you have...I'll trade you the Indians and the Cavs right now, for the Rays! Then you can not support two teams...And we'll pack the house...Oh wait, you're already not supporting two teams...I just read yesterday, that it's projected that at least 6 of the Tampa Bay Buccaneers home games will be blacked out, because it doesn't look like they'll sellout...Hey, I know the days of John Lynch, Derrick Brooks, Warrick Dunn, and a revolving door of average quarterbacks are gone, but your team isn't totally awful...Hell they're 2-1...Browns fans are still scratching their heads about that!

And even if the Football isn't great, you still have some killer cheerleaders!

Get out there and support your teams...You're gonna be sad when the Rays pack up and move, anywhere...

while I'm taking to people in Florida, let me smack LeBron James a bit...I know he's in Miami, but it's all the same stupid state...James and his 22 year old, college dropout, head of stupidity, Maverick Carter, are saying that the reason people in Cleveland don't like James, and the reason the media has shit on him since he made "The Decision", is because he's black...Everyone is suddenly a racist in Cleveland...First fuck-tard, you do know Cleveland is approximately 53% black (African American)...And a number of people in the media, who think you're tool, are also black...

The reasons for why people don't like LeBron James are simple...He's an asshole! The giving up against the Celtics didn't help...Not delivering the championships he said he would hurt, but it's mainly because, he's an asshole!

Lebron and Carter, do every one a favor...Shut up...If you can't do that, take it to the next step...Rap your lips around the business end of a shotgun, and pull the trigger!

You won't be missed, and you won't be cock blocking Delonte West and you Mother anymore!

Later, The Beeze.

The Beeze's Hump Day Hits

Well here we are again...I don't know about you, but this picture makes me thirsty!

So I don't have much for you this week folks...If you didn't notice I went a little blog crazy Monday, but I'm sure I can come up with some bullshit to throw out there...

How about Cowboys rookie wide receiver Dez Bryant having to buy the entire team dinner at a Dallas steakhouse...The grand total was $54,896...WOW! "How 'bout them Cowboys!" Those fuckers can eat! Welcome to the NFL Dez! That rookie hazing can be a bitch...

Next, I found THIS_ARTICLE via Jason_Whitlock's twitter account...It's pretty good, and it has me wondering...How many people are rooting for Michael Vick to do well, and how many want to see him fall on his face? And how much of that is, at least slightly influenced by race?

Personally, I would have started him over Kolb, and I have no problem with him getting a second chance...How many other criminals in professional sports have gotten second chances? A shit load! So why not him? He did the crime, and he the time, and we didn't hear him bitching about it...I know there are people who can't get past the fact that he was involved in some seriously brutal treatment of dogs, including killing them in awful ways...But I'm past it...Maybe because I'm allergic dogs, and don't like animals, so it doesn't have some deep seeded, personal effect on me...

But worse than people not being able to get past the dog stuff, is that it's 2010, and we can't get past the race issues...2010! I know "The Jetsons" promised us flying cars by now, and "Back to the Future" had us bouncing through time and making out with out mothers, but maybe they should have worked on some of the bigger issues, because clearly we haven't done enough...Where are you on this?

Moving onto a topic that all of bloggers and Internet geeks should be paying attention too...Monday through Thursday I watch this guy Phillip DeFranco's show on YouTube...He can be a douche, but he can also be funny, and smart, so either way I walk away with something from it...Here's Tuesdays show...Just after the 1 minute mark is where we need to pay attention...




Okay, the story about chicks in bikinis racing on horse tracks is pretty good too!


Okay, now for the most important part...On this early Fall Hump Day, which of these ladies would you most like to run up in?

A. Tamara Witmer

B. Jen Borgsdorf

C. Julie Snigir

Read and Respond...

Later, The Beeze.

God Bless Katy Perry

Mmmmmmmm....

She looked great on SNL too!




Later, The Beeze.

Two Douchebags One Network

Let me start by saying, Fuck Tony Dungy, and Fuck Rodney Harrison! Are you two fucking assholes kidding me...If you haven't watched NBC's Football Night in America, you're lucky...It's complete shit, and their two featured analysts are these two clowns...earlier in the year Dungy took shots at Jets coach Rex Ryan for how much he swears...Based on what the producers of HBO's Hard Knocks showed...Tony, you cunt, Ryan has no control over what he says, and as I wrote in an earlier post on this topic...Grow up! There's swearing in football...

Well Dungy took more shots at the Jets and Ryan for his mouth, and how they have handled the Braylon Edwards situation...Harrison chimed in also...Don't worry Rodney, I'll get to your stupid ass too! Dungy said he would have suspended Edwards after getting a DUI...Listen, I hate Braylon Edwards, and what he did was stupid, and the world would probably be better off without dolts like him in it, but...Holy shit, I'm about to defend him...

Why should he be suspended? If I get popped for a DUI, I won't get suspended from the Fish House...Hell, my bosses will set me up with the lawyer who got them out of theirs...Unless you drive, or fly for a living, the likelihood of you getting suspended from your job, for getting a DUI is slim to none...So all of you ass-hats who think he should be suspended can suckle me...Personally, I just would want him on my team, because he has a history of being a dolt...

As for Harrison, he also thought "the Jets should have sat Edwards in order to set an example to young people to do the right thing." REALLY!?!?! This coming from the guy who had 3 times been voted the dirtiest player in the NFL...This from the guy who was busted for having HGH...Sorry Rodney, you have absolutely no credibility, and should just shut your stupid fucking mouth...Christ, could you just off yourself like Dungy's kid did...Daddy didn't care about him, he was too busy making sure people weren't swearing...Too soon? Tough shit, fuck you!

Later, The Beeze.

Monday Moaning

It's that time again...And you know you should start your day with a healthy breakfast...How about a couple of eggs, sunny-side up, with a side of no bullshit!

This week we'll start with my trip to our local high school football game...My daughter likes to follow the band march down to the stadium, and we'll stay at least through halftime...She's a band geek in the making...I really enjoy watching the games, it's nice to see football not tainted with douche bags...Before we go on, you may want to checkout the BLOG I wrote Friday night, which gets into the topic of douche-bags in pro-sports...

So we're at the game Friday...This is the third game we've gone to and I'm noticing a trend...The visiting team's fans don't show up...Listen we aren't in some rough and tumble neighborhood...The home side of the field, we fill...Students, band, parents of players, and band members, and residents like me...But across the way, it was just their band, about 15 students, and 10 parents...They weren't making a 3 hour trip...They're coming from a half an hour away...This has thinking more about the comments on the blog I linked...

What has happened to the family these days...I know every situation is different, and I know people have different work schedules, and blah, blah, blah...But where the hell were the parents of these kids playing football...Where were the parents of the band members...Where is the support..I'm glad I live in a tight-knit community, but I have to feel for these kids who have almost nobody there...No matter what extra curricular I did, my folks showed up to support me...I have to figure the era of the single parent household that we live in has to have something to do with it...Is this part of what is leading to the increased number of douche-bags in the world today? What do you think? (That's right, audience participation) I wonder what Bill Burr may think about this...



By the way, we lost the game in OT...

Moving onto my self inflicted torture, that is being a Notre Dame fan...The Irish lost to Stanford 37-14...Ahhh, another brutal Saturday afternoon...The Irish defense gave up 404 total yards, so they still need more work...The offense left points on the field again, as my pal IrishShu has pointed out all season...One of the few Irish bright spots was Sophomore linebacker, Manti Teo making 21 tackles...Although the defense spent too much time on the field, so some one had to make some tackles...But if you're a football fan, no matter what team you root for, you have to love what this guy did...

Stanford fullback/linebacker, Owen Marecic...That's right, he plays both ways, and he had a huge impact on the game...First blocking to help the Cardinal rack up a 166 yards on the ground...Late in the game, he blasted into the end zone on a one yard touchdown run...13 seconds later, he intercepted a Dayne Crist pass, and returned it 20 yards for another touchdown...2 TD's in 13 seconds...1 on offense, 1 on defense...You gotta love that guy...Tough as nails...

After, Friday and Saturday, I didn't want to watch another losing battle...So we dropped the kids off at my folks, and the Mrs. and I checked out the movie, "The Town." Here's my quick review...See it! It was excellent...Ben Affleck is proving to be a very good director, (also see "Gone Baby Gone") and his acting always seems to be better when he helped write the screenplay, and the movie takes place in Boston...It gets a thumb up here...

Since I'm reviewing, and giving thumbs, let's talk a bout TV very quickly...There are a few shows the wife and I like to watch...One of those is "House"...Last week was the season premiere, and it sucked...I spent the whole time being annoyed...Annoyed by all of the characters, the writing, everything...It dragged, and Dr. House was just not the same House we're use to...It better impove this week, or I'm out...

Now, one last thing before I go...Washington Redskins douche-bag Albert Haynesworth is continuing to run his mouth...3rdStone

covered well, but I have to touch on it just a bit...How the fuck does this guy get off talking about how he's not a "Slave"...Hey asshole, I never heard of a "slave" making $100 million...Hell, if slaves made that kind of cash, I don't know how pissed they'd be...Shit the meaning of "Slave" would be, "A person whose material wealth is valued at more than a million dollars." Albert do everyone a favor...Shut the fuck up, and go stand in front of a train...

With that, have a great week folks...

Later, The Beeze.

Athletes and the Police Blotter

It seems we can't go a week without reading, or hearing, or seeing a story about another professional athlete getting himself in some sort of trouble...And yes, even some college athletes as well...The list of crimes and screw ups is long and varied...

Possession/use of drugs, always a smart move! Listen, I'm not going to be the guy telling anyone not smoke pot...Go ahead, spark up...But if you are some one who is going to be tested for substances randomly, maybe you should rethink things...If your out and about, you probably should stay away...One everybody has a camera on you these days...Two, Johnny law is always looking for a nice high-profile bust...DUI, seems to be a big one, and we just saw it again this past week with Braylon Edwards...You're rich enough to hire a driver, for God's sake try to use a spec of common sense...

The Jets just released this X-Ray of Edward's head...I knew something was wrong with that dolt! Plus he's on parole, so a angry Cleveland judge could easily have his ass dragged back to Cleveland to spend a little time in the Work House...I really hope so!

Assault seems to make it's way around the sports world...The classy form being the ass-hats who beat their wives or girlfriends...Those are real men there! Even better are the guys like Ben Roethlisberger who have earned the reputation for sexually assaulting women...That one didn't shock me much, him with his big, fat, Shrek looking face...I mean seriously, no one really wants to fuck him!

Then there were the crazy cases like the Michael Vick case...Plaxico Burress shooting himself...Or Ray Carruth, conspiracy to commit murder...Travis Henry and "Bam" Morris, Drug Trafficking...Leonard Little, Involuntary Manslaughter...Dontae Stallworth, DUI/Manslaughter...Hell that's just some NFL guys...Then there's the NBA, full of gun charges, rape/assault, and drug offenses...MLB, full of drug problems, the occasional DUI, and don't forget attempted murder!

Now I have a question...What is the cause of this? Is it that these dopes feel they are untouchable? Indestructible? Do they think they are above the law because they play a game well? And while I'm at it, let me piss people off and ask if it's something racial? Look at Hockey...It's 99% white and the news stories about a hockey player fucking royally, are few and far between...Is this because Hockey doesn't get the same media coverage as the other sports? That would be a good question if there was any proof showing hockey players getting arrested at a rate similar to that of athletes from the other sports...But look it up...It's just not happening...Now maybe the fact that they're better drinkers than most is a factor, but seriously, they just don't get popped for all this stuff...

So is a racial thing? Is it a socioeconomic thing? Some would say yes, because they think Hockey is a rich kid sport...Tell that to the poor blue collar kids that have made up a large part of the NHL's talent pool...So, what is it?

I'm sure some of the problem falls on the leagues, and the owners, who's number 1 priority is making money...They'll keep a guy around if he helps the team win, even if he is a piece of shit...Some blame has to fall on us fans, who have accepted this, and forgive quite easily...I love sports, but more and more the people who play them are doing their best to try and turn me off to them...I love to take my kids to the high school football games, and I loved coaching the Little Beeze's Tee-Ball team, but I gotta wonder, do I want them watching the NFL with me, and hear the commentator break down the star players legal troubles...

Do you have to be a stupid ass, dolt to play sports, or do sports make you a stupid ass, dolt?

I don't know, but I've been drinking while writing this, so I'm taking my buzzed, pontificating, ass to the couch now...

Later, The Beeze.

The Beeze's Hump Day Hits

Well it's time again for the Hump Day Hits...Where oh where should I begin?

Well I'm going to have to start with the fall of Sporting News...We've been watching it slowly being ripped down, and now it's complete...A number of us called this a year ago...Some even 2 years ago...Now it's simply, "The Sporting News Feed" feed meaning, they feed you out to other sites, because their content is shit, and has been for some time...And yes, they outsourced the blogging community...All those who stayed, and by all those I mean you 12, those blogs and profiles have been shipped over to ROWDY.com, a fucking NASCAR site...Nothing like rednecks driving in circles to get those creative juices flowing about Football or Baseball, or any other sport that doesn't involve driving in circles...GET IT? I THINK AUTO RACING IS STUPID! And fuck you, it's not a sport!

Now for all the haters, who jumped on me and others who saw this coming and were willing to write about it, and move on to greener pastures, all I have to say to you is, EAT A DICK! How you all loved to hate on me, and time and time again, I end up being right...Just except it, if I write it, it's going to be right...The Beeze=Right!

Moving right along, you all know I like to mix in some questions for you on Hump Day...So let me ask you this...Does this big mouth chick look like a keeper to you?



I say yes!

Speaking of big mouths...How about those JETS!?! Loud mouths pull off a win and what does stupid ass, Braylon Edwards do? Gets his ass popped for a DUI at 5:00AM Tuesday morning...Asshole was 2 times over the legal limit...How stupid are these guys...You know he was actually teammates when Dontae Stallworth's drunk ass killed a guy...How do you not learn from that shit?

Since I'm kind of talking about the JETS, let me just say this...Darrelle Revis and his tender hamstring can kiss my ass...You talked shit about Randy Moss and he beat you...So your punk ass all of the sudden was too hurt to finish the game...Then Antonio, I have too many kids to remember all their names, Croamartie, got physical, and shut Moss down the rest of the day...Maybe Jets owner, Woody Johnson should sit your ass down, tell you it's time to redo your contract, because he's not getting the production that he's paying for...

Now, onto a much more important topic...My birthday is coming up soon...The wife asked me what I wanted, besides a blow-job, and sex...I thought about it for awhile...When my daughter was first born, I sold my 1962 Fender Jazzmaster to start her college fund...I had already excepted my music career wasn't going anywhere...Then when the Little Beeze was born I sold off a Gibson Les Paul Studio, and a Gibson SG that I had put a ton of work into...The 3rd child, well I have no plan to sell anything just yet...But damn I want a new guitar...I told the Mrs. I wanted a Gibson Trini-Lopez...Featured here by Steve Mazur on the solo for "Paper Moon"



This baby runs for almost $5000, and she informed me that I was an ass! Now I did see here snooping around online for something, but I don't know what...I know I'm not getting that, but for the first time in a long time I'm excited about a birthday gift...


I just realized this week, it's almost Hockey season...Can't wait!




But enough of all this nonsense...Let's get to the important shit...On this fine, fine, Hump Day...Which of these dirty school girls, would you most like to violate?

A.

B.

C.

As always, Read and Respond...

Later, The Beeze.

Monday Moaning

DO I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION?

Yes, once again I'm using a delicious piece of ass to attract your attention...If you've come here to read about the battle between the Manning brothers...Sorry, you're out of luck...You can get that crap at any sports site...Fuck Peyton, Eli, and their c*nt, overrated, father Archie...So what will this blog be about today...I don't know...Let's find out together...

If you missed my write up on the Notre Dame, Michigan State game, HERE_IT_IS...

It's an odd feeling when your team gets beat by a rival, but you leave having to respect the hell out of the opponent...But that's what happened Saturday night after Michigan State pulled ballsiest calls I've seen...Sadly the celebration didn't last long for the Spartans...Coach Mark Dantonio(54) suffered a heart attack shortly after the games conclusion...Dantonio underwent surgery to have a stent put in that restored blood flow...He's expected to remain in the hospital for a few days...Once again, another reminder that sports are just sports, and that there are many more important things in life...You know, like living...

Speaking of heart attacks...Sunday I had my first Five Guys Burgers and Fries experience...

I've been hearing a lot about this place...People love it...My daughter loves the fries...So we checked it out...The fries were excellent...And the Bacon Cheeseburger I had, which is really a double cheeseburger, was awesome...But afterwards I felt like a lump of shit...I've realized I have to stop eating wonderful shit like that...It's gonna kill my fat ass...Here I thought my wife has been saying no to having sex because she's sick of getting pregnant...Maybe it's because she doesn't want to have to crack my chest open as I'm cumming...

ARE YOU STILL WITH ME?

In other Sports news...Brett Favre played like shit Sunday...3 interceptions from the old guy...Stupid Brett just could walk away...I'm really going to enjoy watching him completely tarnish his career this season, week after week of throwing picks!

Speaking of sucking...The Browns lost to the Chiefs 16-14 in the 'Battle of Boring Ass Teams'...

The Texans are 2-0 after coming back and beating the Redskins in overtime...This was the 'Battle of Who has the Worst Secondary'...Texans QB Matt Schaub passed for 497 yards, while Donovan McNabb threw for 426 yards...

In the 'Battle of who could care less' the Raiders beat the Rams...

The BIG game was the Patriots at the Jets...This game had me scratching my head as Tom Brady (1 fumble and 2 interceptions) looked more like Mark Sanchez (no fumbles or interceptions...The big mouth Jets dominated the second half and won 28-14...

In little Beeze news, we're getting ready for his birthday, and the list of gifts he wants keeps growing...Hey kid, people in hell want ice water! Also this week, he pushed his sister to her limit, which is hard to do...But the other night he did it, and he paid the price, as she shoved him off a bed...The way he fell, it looked like he was going to break his arm, but some how his arm was fine and his left hip hurt...It's hard to get mad at her, since he's had it coming, plus she immediately felt awful about it...I gotta toughen her up...

I'd like to ask you all to have a good thought for my friend B-DUB and his family...

Oh and one last thing before I go...I want to make sure you're still paying attention...

Later The Beeze.

Are You F**king Kidding Me?

I'm pretty sure that's what Coach Brian Kelly said to Michigan State head coach, Mark Dantonio after the Fighting Irish's loss to the Spartans Saturday Night...Why? Let me tell you...

It seems for the past ten years, every game between these two teams is a down to the wire battle...Always a back and forth, whoever has the ball last wins type of game...Saturday's game was shaping up to be the same...

The Irish got on the board first with a touchdown pass from Dayne Crist, to Michael Floyd...The Spartans answered back in the second quarter and even though both teams moved the ball pretty well, the game went to halftime tied at 7...Then the 3rd quarter happened...

MSU's Edwin Baker scored on a 56 yard run...Crist answered back with a ten yard strike to Tight End Kyle Rudolph...Then MSU freshman running back Le'Veon Bell took one in for 16 yards...The Irish drove back down again, and Crist hit Theo Riddick with a 15 yard TD pass...Riddick had a nice game, 10 receptions, for 128 yards and the TD...

Then the Irish defense nutted up and held serve...(Look at that, I just used a Tennis term) In the fourth quarter Crist hit Floyd again on for a 24 yard TD pass...The Spartans responded with a 24 yard TD pass from Kirk Cousins, to B.J. Cummingham...The Irish got the ball back, and were stopped on a fourth and one on their side of the 50...I really thought that call was going to cost ND the game, and make me truly hate Brian Kelly...The Notre Dame defense has had trouble closing games, and now they needed to make some big plays, and they did...Shutting down the Spartans and pushing them back into their own end of the field...Both teams would get the ball one more time and exchange punts...Then it was on to overtime...

Notre Dame got the ball first, and the Spartan defense stepped up again, and made them settle for a field goal...Now the pressure was on the Irish defense again...Now I'm pacing around the living room...trying my best not to wake the rest of the house...Win or lose, I'm going to make some kind of noise...

So what happens...The Irish defense shows up big, and pushes the Spartans back...Now they are lining up for a 46 yard field goal, with an inexperienced kicker...The call that Dantonio makes next can only be described as the 'I have balls 10 times bigger then you' call...FAKE FIELD GOAL...Holder, Aaron Bates takes the snap, takes a couple steps right, pulls up, and throws a 29 yard pass to tight end Charlie Gantt for the game winning touchdown...And I puke in my soup...

My hope of the Irish winning a minimum of 8 games is quickly slipping away...Turning the ball over 3 times and giving up 477 yards(274 passing, 203rushing) is going to beat you more times than not...

Crist finished with 369 yards passing, and the 4 touchdowns...He completed 32 of 55 passes...Floyd had 6 receptions for 81 yards, and 2 TD's...Rudolph caught 8 for 80 yards and 1 TD...Armando Allen caught 6 passes for 70 yards, and carried the ball 13 times for 71 yards...

There is plenty of talent on the offensive side of the ball, but the defense keeps getting beat for big plays...Some on the ground and some through the air...The corners are good, but the safeties seem to get beat deep...The biggest problem the defense has had is finishing games...Well they played well in the 4th and OT, but got beat down in the 3rd...So now the goal has to be for the defense to play a complete game...

Seriously, I need to puke...I don't know if I can handle another long, painful, season...Oh, and Mark Dantonio, great call...I hate you!

Later, The Beeze.

The Beeze's Hump Day Hits

LOOK AT THAT ASS!!!!!!!


My buddy Steve asked me to do a special edition of my Hump Day post, dedicated to Ines Sainz...If you don't know, she is a reporter who says she was subjected Sexually Harassing comments from New York Jets players...Well, those guys do like to talk shit...And when you dress the way she does, should we really be surprised?

Personally, I don't care if the Jets get in trouble, because they have been earning a reputation for being big-mouth dolts...I also don't give a shit if she was offended...If you dress the way she does, you want people to look at you...You want guys to want to fuck you...So then a guy says something, and you get offended...GO SCREW!!! Take it as a complement and be happy somebody still want to lay the wood to you, because in a few years, that ass is going to look like a bucket of cottage cheese...

I wonder how Bill Burr feels about this? Let's see what he said on his Monday Morning Podcast...




Well with that said, will close this Hump Day by looking at Ines' lovely hump!

I'd love to be balls deep in that!

Later, The Beeze.

Monday Moaning

Perspective...That is going to be the focus of this blog today...Those breasts above look great don't they!?! And that isn't the only way to look at breasts...Hell it's not the most traditional view...These next breasts, from a different perspective, look great too...


Now some may prefer the top breasts...Some may prefer the bottom...It's all how you look at things...You may be asking, 'Beeze what the hell does tits and perspective have to do with anything?' Well, that's why I'm hear...To tell you...

When I was watching the Notre Dame, Michigan game Saturday, I was thinking the Notre Dame defense was playing well and keeping the team in the game, until Dayne Crist could get back from an injury, get some points on the board...Then after the game...After the loss...After the defense folded...I saw the stats...The Irish defense gave up 532 yards of total offense...Once I sat down and looked at the stats, I had a different perspective on how the defense played...To read more about the game, click HERE.

Do you need another example...How about the end of the Lions, Bears game Sunday...The game ended on a controversial call...A bomb to the end zone, caught by Calvin Johnson, in the end zone, both feet came down, with possession of the ball...

Then his body hit the ground...

Then he rolled over, with the ball still firmly in his hand, pushed himself up off the ground, with the ball, and dropped it...The touchdown had already been signaled, and the Lions celebrated...Then it was waved off and called an incomplete pass...

Every replay showed he had the ball in his possession...If a player dives for the goal-line and the ball breaks the plane and then falls out of his hand immediately, it is always called a touchdown...Johnson caught the ball...Both feet landed, the his body hit the ground...The whole time he maintained possession...This was one of the worst calls I've seen in a long time...And it screwed the Lions out of win...Something that hasn't been easy for them to come by...

Clearly the refs and the replay officials perspective was completely fucked...Here's a link to the VIDEO ...Watch it while you can...NFL.com has yanked it down once already...They know they fucked up! At least that's my perspective!

Then watching the Browns game Sunday, I have to wonder what the hell perspective was Mike Holmgren looking at Jake Delhomme from...Holy shit does this guy suck...The passes he tried to throw today were ridiculous...Let's see...He's 10 years older than Derek Anderson...He's getting paid what Anderson would have gotten paid...And he threw 2 interceptions today, just Anderson would have...Anderson actually only threw one Sunday...

My perspective changed today about Peyton Hillis...During the Browns game I was loving how the fullback/halfback was running the ball...Hillis had 9 carries for 41 yards and a touchdown, along with 4 receptions for 24 yards...The problem is, he fumbled the ball twice, and lost one of them...Oh and the Browns lost 17-14 to Tampa Bay...

Apparently Darrelle Revis has a different perspective on what a contract is from many of us...Revis' new deal is a 4 year deal for $46 million...Then Peter King, who I personally think is an ass, and often wrong, asked Revis in an interview, if he planned to hold out again after making almost $32 million in the 2010-2011 season...Revis' response, "That's a great question. If I continue to play ball like I usually do, we'll probably be back at the same position we were this year."

My perspective on Revis...He's an asshole!

It's all about perspective folks...Let me end this with a question...What's your perspective on these pictures...

Are these girls about to workout, or are they just being a couple of cock teases?

How about these two...Are they in love? Are they lesbians? Or are they just being cock teases?

Have a great week...

Later, The Beeze.

Irish Fall to Michigan...Okay They Fell To Denard Robinson

In what may have been the most exciting game on Saturday, I had to watch my Fighting Irish lose to rival Michigan...By Michigan I mean the one man wrecking crew that is Denard Robinson...

The Irish defense gave up 532 total yards to Michigan...Robinson threw for 244 of those yards, and 1 touchdown...and he rushed for 258 of their 288 yards on the ground...Oh and added two touchdowns on the ground...

The Notre Dame offense put up 535 yards of total offense, which is a bit surprising since starting Quarterback Dayne Crist was out for most of the first half after losing vision in his right eye on a one yard touchdown run...The lack of depth, talent, and experience at QB showed...But Crist let his team back from a 21-7 deficit in the second half...Late in the 4th quarter Crist connected with Tight End Kyle Rudolph for a 95 yard touchdown strike...The Irish were up 24-21...It was time for the defense to do what they couldn't do under Charlie Weis...It was time to finish...

But Robinson wouldn't be denied...He lead the Wolverines on 72 yard game winning drive...Michigan goes up 28-24 with 27 seconds left...Notre Dame has one last shot...I guess the defense still needs to work on that finishing thing, huh?

Crist quickly moved the Irish into scoring position...With six seconds left he had one shot at the end zone, but didn't give his talented group of big receivers a shot for a jump-ball...Instead he sailed the ball into the Michigan band...

Another bitter loss to Michigan has ruined another weekend for me...That said, watch out Big-Ten...Looks like Rich Rod has his QB and system in place...Everyone in Michigan was ready to shit-can this guy, but I think that has changed after last weeks win over UConn, and now this win over ND...Now the question is how far can Robinson take this team? Another question...Are the teams in the Big-Ten ready to try and stop this guy? Denard Robinson is going to make things a little more interesting...

For the Irish...Watching this game film won't be fun...Something tells me it's going to be a tough week of practice for the defense...

Later, The Beeze.

Virginia Tech F*cks Things Up for Boise State

After all the love I've given to Boise State...After having to defend what they do each year...After their win over Virginia Tech Monday, what do the Hokies do...They f*ck Boise State in the ass...How?

The Virginia Tech Hokies just lost 21-16 to James Madison...James f*cking Madison! The Dukes came back from being down 16-7, and beat the Hokies in Blacksburg, Virginia!

Virginia Tech, you just lost to Division 1-AA James Madison, and in the process, screwed Boise State...What are you going to do next?

I'll tell you what you should do...Eat a dick!

Later, the Beeze.

Joe Montana is a Douche!

Last year I had to call out Joe Montana, and I guess it needs to be done again...Yes, I'm a Notre Dame guy, but I don't have the same love and affection for Montana that many others do...He's a dick! Plain and simple...Fun fact time...Montana grew up in South Western PA...So did my mom...When their high school reunion time came around, and the committee contacted him to see if he would be coming, his response was, "How much are you going to pay me?" That was it for me...Instant douche!

Then today I read that Montana was on the radio/TV, dogging "Rudy" the famous movie about Notre Dame football player Rudy Ruettiger...Montana felt the need to tell everyone that there was no one chanting "RUDY" as the movie depicts...He also talked about the emotional scene when all the players lay their jerseys down on the coach's desk, telling him to give Rudy their spot...Hey Joe, it's Hollywood, people know that they add bullshit to movies...Also, anyone who really likes the movie knows that's bullshit, because we've seen countless interviews with Rudy, and other people involved who said it was added for the emotional boost it gave the story...

Then Montana even called Rudy getting carried off the field by teammates bullshit...In his eyes, it wasn't about the players being excited, or happy for this hard-working nobody...This is his thought... "I won't say as a joke. But, playing around." Joe Montana is working his way into the Skull F*ck Hall of Fame!

Joe sounds, bitter and jealous...Joey, are you sad that nobody wants to make a movie about you? That's just too bad Joe...The porn industry has flooded the market with movies about C*nts and Assholes!

One last thing Joe...Your kid is 3rd string and he sucks!

F*ck Michigan! F*ck Joe Montana! And GO IRISH!

Later, The Beeze.

The Beeze's Hump Day Hits

I'm posting this early...I know some people hate when I post it late in the day...So lets get to it...

I'm actually not sure what I'm going to write about...I blasted off THIS rant about people disrespecting Boise State, and now I'm wondering what's next?

A couple friends like B-Dub and fan82 about some bible thumpers in Florida who want to commemorate 9/11 by burning copies of the Qur'an...Ummm, I would guess that these fuck-tards in Florida are probably intensely religious people, who would shit a brick if some one accidentally burned a Bible, let alone organized a Bible burning event...Maybe some Jews should organize a Bible burning at the site of Auschwitz, since the Catholic Church turned a blind on to that for awhile...How would that feel fuck-stains!?!

I've ranted about the "Ground Zero" Mosque before, I'm sure you know how I feel by now...Comedian Nick DiPaolo has a nice idea...



I heard about Derrelle Revis Sunday night, and threw it in Monday's post...Now the numbers are coming out...Looks like Revis' agents screwed up...They were asking for 10 years and $120 million or more...What did he get? 4 years for $46 million...He had 3 years for $21 million left on his original deal...So he ended getting a one year extension with a slight raise...They tried to play the 'I want to be a life long Jet, and retire here' card...In the end that was crap...The just wanted the guaranteed money...Which looks to be $32 million...There are already rumors of the Jets redoing the deal next year, since Revis will be due $25 million in 2011...So the drama will continue...

But it's Hump Day people...And there's only one thing that should be on our minds...So on this fine Hump Day...Which of these beauties would you most like to run up in?


A. Jenna Renee or 'Cupcake'

B. Valerie Marie


C. Brooklyn Decker

Later, The Beeze.

Defending Boise State

I really shouldn't have to do this, but there seems to be a lot of c*nts out there with their panties all bunched up in their gash over the Boise State Broncos...They didn't like the Broncos being ranked so high to begin with, but after they beat Virginia Tech last night, there were even more rumblings about Boise possibly getting a crack at the BCS Championship Game...

First, it was only week one...Nobody should be talking about the BCS Championship...You sure as hell didn't hear Boise State coach Chris Petersen talking about it last night...He knew they didn't play their best game...

Second, the majority of the Boise State haters are coming from two places...The SEC and The Big-Ten...Both conferences and their fans have huge egos...We often hear or read that the SEC is the best conference in College Football...Really? You have Alabama, Florida, LSU, sometimes Georgia (not this year) and Auburn, or Tennessee(not this year) or Arkansas (I like them this year)...Then the other half of the conference is average, or below average...Awesome!!! Sometimes half your conference is really good! Way to go!

Don't worry Big-Ten, I didn't forget about you...This conference loves to talk about their storied history of hard-nosed, Midwest, football...Christ they love themselves...Funny since only Ohio State has been competitive in the BCS rankings over the last 5 years...Last year 6 of the teams in the Big-Ten had records below
.500...Not much to brag about there gang!

Third, SEC and Big-Ten schools refuse to play Boise State...That's right the people hating on Boise State, are the ones who don't want any part of them...At least the Big-12, Pac-10, and ACC give them shot...Oh, and when the Broncos get that shot, they win! They'll play anyone, anywhere, anytime, and they'll win...Lori SEC, and Johnny Big-Ten won't schedule them, because they know what will happen...They saw it again last night...

Later, The Beeze

Monday Moaning

For those who are use to reading my Monday Moaning post, you're probably use to an opening image like the one above...You also expect some sports coverage...For those new to this blog, or even those who have been here before, you may be wondering what does this picture have to do with sports? If there is anything that should be considered a sport that isn't, what's going on there sure as hell should be!

Over the past few years that I've been blogging, my posts and sometimes my comments on others' blogs, have offended people...Including little things like that picture...So I ask, if it offends you, why do you read it? I'll tell you why...That picture peaked your interest, and you're wondering, will I offend you today, of make you laugh, or make you think...That's one of the two reasons I write...

1. I write to get all the voices out of my head...I'm trying to get my emotions out, so I can go to sleep already...But I'm not that guy that just says I write for me...What good is it if nobody actually reads it? This leads us to number 2. By doing this, I'm trying to draw an emotion from you...If what I write makes you laugh, pisses you off, or makes you think....I win! I have done what I've set out to do...You may not like what I said, but if it affected you in some way, that's a good thing...I hope that clears things up with some of my haters...If not, tough shit I guess!

Now to some sports...

Of course I'm starting off with Notre Dame football! Why the f*ck wouldn't I? The Fighting Irish opened the Brian Kelly era with a 23-12 win...Were they outstanding? No...Were they good? Yes...It was nice to hear Kelly afterwards already thinking about what they need to work on...

The Defense had been questionable the last few years under Fatty Weis...They played okay, including two picks, but they still have plenty of work to do...Especially getting more pressure on the QB...

The Offense played well...Their third series, the O-Line started blowing the Purdue Defense off the ball...Both Armando Allen, and Cierre Wood ran the ball well...I would love to see the Irish be able to pound it down people's throats...

I'm not going to get too excited over this win, but since Kelly was hired, I've felt like he's the right guy for this program...The Irish should win at least 8 games this year, and if the continue to progress under Kelly, 10 games could be possible...That said, I expected them to thump Michigan next week, but after the game the Wolverines played against UConn, the Irish better be ready for a battle...

Nothing comes easy in College Football...Just ask Ole Miss...I know everyone has mentioned it, but screw it...Jacksonville State beat Ole Miss 49-48 in overtime Saturday, and it's worth mentioning again!

The NFL season opens Thursday, which means some important shit had to happen this weekend...Mainly, drafting for my two fantasy football leagues...And as always, I feel confident that I'll beat all your assess! I won't bore you with my rosters, just know I'll be taking some people's money!

Moving along...By now we've all heard about the little scuffle at the U.S. Open...Now the "Situation" looking guy has been taking some shit, and as much as I don't want to stick up for his Italian, "Jersey Shore" ass, dude was in the right...F*ck that bitch, and that old guy, and all the other haters...Knock that old f*cker down "Situation"!




BREAKING NEWS!!!!!!!

Derrelle Revis will be signing with the Jets Monday! No terms available right now, but it's rumored to be a 7 year deal, with a shit-load of money!

Before I go, I hope everyone has had, and will continue to have a great Labor Day weekend...The Beeze family checked out our local high school game Friday night...Saturday night the Mrs. and I got out of the House for awhile...A little dinner and a MOVIE...Sunday friends of ours came to town for the Air Show...F*cking Blue Angels are amazing! Monday, I plan on relaxing...It's Labor Day...We all should relax and take a break from the grind...Just like Peter Gibbons...



Later, The Beeze.

I Want My Two Hours Back!

SPOILER ALERT!!!!!!! If you want to see this movie...If you want to waste your hard earned money on it...If you want to waste your time seeing this movie...DON'T READ ANYMORE OF THIS POST!

Tonight, after one of my two fantasy football drafts this weekend, our sitter came over and we got the hell out of here! We had dinner at Texas Road House...It may be a chain, but damn, it's great every time. After that we stopped at TJ MAXX, grabbed a couple things for the baby...Found a cool birthday gift for the Little Beeze...(gotta find a good hiding place for that) And we got both the kids new Fall coats...

Then we went over to the movie theater to see "The American"...2 tickets for the George Clooney Sleep Aid please! Okay, I didn't say that...How could I? From all the hype and previews, this movie was suppose to be full of suspense, action, and intrigue...Well, not so much gang! The opening credits should have tipped us off...Watching paint dry brings more to the table then the opening...5 minutes in, I felt like I had invested 20 minutes...There was no suspense or intrigue...Seriously, the story was easy to figure out...You knew exactly where it was going...And by the way, the story sucked!

As for action...Not so much...the most action was during a sex scene Clooney has with a prostitute, and even that got drawn out and boring...Bitch could have at least gone ass to mouth!

One hour in, I w felt like we were 2 hours into it...I wanted to leave, but fuck it...I was riding this out, just so I could come home and bash the shit out of it on this blog...The story had so much dead space, they constantly filled it with these dull, slow, overhead scenes of Clooney's stupid car driving from one place to the next...First to this town were he was staying...Then to the pay phone in that town...Then to his place...Then to the whore house...Then to his place...then to the pay phone...Then to woods...Then to his place...Then to the whore house...All this driving is not helping the environment George!

The only good thing that can come from this movie is sleep...Seriously, this one will knock you right out...The only positive thing that happened in the movie...(Remember, SPOILER ALERT) Clooney dies at the end! Too bad nobody shot the writer and director!

Later, The Beeze.

Axl and Some Guys That Aren't Slash

You remember Axl Rose...Big ego! Douchebag...Killed one of the best rock & roll bands there was...Well, he's kept the Guns & Roses name, and the big ego, and the douchebaggery...People have been waiting and waiting to see this new version of G & R, and it seems Axl was up to the same old tricks...

The folks in Dublin weren't very happy about about having to wait until 10:25PM before the band took the stage...They opened with a douche doing his best impression of Slash, on "Welcome to the Jungle" ...Top hat included...But it ended quickly as the Dubliners bombarded Axl with bottles...Have a look...




Once a douche, always a douche I guess! I always hated that prick...I guess I'm not the only Irishman that does!

Later, The Beeze.

It's Okay to Call a 7 Year Old Girl a C*** ....

...No Really...It's okay to call a 7 year old girl a C_NT, when she acts like this little bitch!




What a CUNextTuseday!

I'll never worry again about my parenting skills...This kids parents should both have a talk with the business end of a shotgun!

Later, The Beeze.

The Beeze's Hump Day Hits

Well here we are again...Time to get our Hump on!

It's the most wonderful time of the year folks...Football season is here...Yes, I'm a huge Hockey fan, and there's nothing better than the Stanley Cup Playoffs...But growing up in North East Ohio, it is all about Football...And here, the season started last Friday...The kids and I followed the High School Band down to the stadium, and watched our team take on their neighborhood rival...The owned us, 26-0...They needed to get payback for the beating we gave them last year...

Tomorrow night the College Football season kicks off with a few games...A little warm up for Saturday...Ahhh, Saturday...Fighting Irish Football returns as they take on Purdue...The first step to the turnaround many of us have been waiting for...I'm ready for it!



I have to fired up for College Football, because living in Cleveland, I don't have much faith in the Browns...Thank God there's Fantasy Football to keep me interested in the NFL...Speaking of Fantasy Football, here's a tip from the Beeze...

DON'T DRAFT THAT HACK MATT LEINART! While you're at it, just avoid drafting any Arizona Cardinals...If Derek Anderson starts, he'll throw just as many to the opposing team as he will to his own guys...Believe me, I saw him do it last year! Cardinals receivers numbers will be down...And don't think Beanie Wells will be the key...teams are gonna put 8 in the box to stop the run, 'cause they don't fear anyone at the QB position...

Back to College Football...Many expected the University of North Carolina Tar Heels to have big season this year...Well, things aren't looking so good anymore...As the 'Heels are getting ready to open their season, they're being investigated by the NCAA for multiple violations...There are rumors of players having contact with an agent...Also there has been even more talk about some inappropriate academic behavior having to do with the teams former tutor...Accusations include, the tutor doing assignments for some of the players...It's also been said the tutor also worked for Coach Butch Davis' family...Well, Butch, you were dolt in Cleveland, why would that change just 'cause you moved back down south?

Now to the important stuff...On this fine Hump Day, which cheerleader tops your preseason rankings...


A. Some Beaver power from Oregon State!



B. How about some practice time with a Sooner?



C. Who wants to see if those Clemson Tigers growl?

D. Is it always Christmas at Arizona State?

E. The Wolfpack seems flexible at NC State!

As Always, read and Respond...

Later, The Beeze.