Monday, August 3, 2015
DeSean Jackson Talking Shit, Like an Idiot
Washington Redskins WR DeSean Jackson has already started talking shit, calling out Darrrelle Revis, Richard Sherman, and any other cornerback...
“I don’t think no one can guard me. It’s how I feel about myself. I don’t feel no one can stop me. You can get Darrelle Revis, Richard Sherman, whoever you want to get.”
WOW! I'm not wowing the bold statement...I'm saying wow, about that eloquent fucking grammar..."I don't think no one can guard me."
...Yeah, give it to me...
"I don't feel no one can stop me."
...There it is...Hit that double negative twice in three sentences....That is some mother fucking poetry right there!
Yes, Jackson is a play-maker...He is a talented receiver...Also, he's clearly an idiot! Jackson feels no one can stop him...Well, he better have a long talk with his teammates...the 'Skins offense itself could stop Jackson...They haven't had the best track-record...Last year they targeted Jackson 94 times for just 56 receptions, and 6 TD's...A bit of a drop-off from the year before in Philly where he was targeted 126 for 82 receptions, and 9 TD's...Plus he's only had two seasons where he has played all 16 games...Maybe look in the mirror DeSean...
Love the tough talk from a guy who's numbers have declined...
Something tells me Revis can't wait for his week six matchup against this half-illiterate gas-bag!
Tuesday, September 21, 2010
The Beeze's Hump Day Hits

Well it's time again for the Hump Day Hits...Where oh where should I begin?
Well I'm going to have to start with the fall of Sporting News...We've been watching it slowly being ripped down, and now it's complete...A number of us called this a year ago...Some even 2 years ago...Now it's simply, "The Sporting News Feed" feed meaning, they feed you out to other sites, because their content is shit, and has been for some time...And yes, they outsourced the blogging community...All those who stayed, and by all those I mean you 12, those blogs and profiles have been shipped over to ROWDY.com, a fucking NASCAR site...Nothing like rednecks driving in circles to get those creative juices flowing about Football or Baseball, or any other sport that doesn't involve driving in circles...GET IT? I THINK AUTO RACING IS STUPID! And fuck you, it's not a sport!
Now for all the haters, who jumped on me and others who saw this coming and were willing to write about it, and move on to greener pastures, all I have to say to you is, EAT A DICK! How you all loved to hate on me, and time and time again, I end up being right...Just except it, if I write it, it's going to be right...The Beeze=Right!
Moving right along, you all know I like to mix in some questions for you on Hump Day...So let me ask you this...Does this big mouth chick look like a keeper to you?
I say yes!
Speaking of big mouths...How about those JETS!?! Loud mouths pull off a win and what does stupid ass, Braylon Edwards do? Gets his ass popped for a DUI at 5:00AM Tuesday morning...Asshole was 2 times over the legal limit...How stupid are these guys...You know he was actually teammates when Dontae Stallworth's drunk ass killed a guy...How do you not learn from that shit?
Since I'm kind of talking about the JETS, let me just say this...Darrelle Revis and his tender hamstring can kiss my ass...You talked shit about Randy Moss and he beat you...So your punk ass all of the sudden was too hurt to finish the game...Then Antonio, I have too many kids to remember all their names, Croamartie, got physical, and shut Moss down the rest of the day...Maybe Jets owner, Woody Johnson should sit your ass down, tell you it's time to redo your contract, because he's not getting the production that he's paying for...
Now, onto a much more important topic...My birthday is coming up soon...The wife asked me what I wanted, besides a blow-job, and sex...I thought about it for awhile...When my daughter was first born, I sold my 1962 Fender Jazzmaster to start her college fund...I had already excepted my music career wasn't going anywhere...Then when the Little Beeze was born I sold off a Gibson Les Paul Studio, and a Gibson SG that I had put a ton of work into...The 3rd child, well I have no plan to sell anything just yet...But damn I want a new guitar...I told the Mrs. I wanted a Gibson Trini-Lopez...Featured here by Steve Mazur on the solo for "Paper Moon"
This baby runs for almost $5000, and she informed me that I was an ass! Now I did see here snooping around online for something, but I don't know what...I know I'm not getting that, but for the first time in a long time I'm excited about a birthday gift...
I just realized this week, it's almost Hockey season...Can't wait!
But enough of all this nonsense...Let's get to the important shit...On this fine, fine, Hump Day...Which of these dirty school girls, would you most like to violate?
A.
Sunday, September 12, 2010
Monday Moaning

Perspective...That is going to be the focus of this blog today...Those breasts above look great don't they!?! And that isn't the only way to look at breasts...Hell it's not the most traditional view...These next breasts, from a different perspective, look great too...

Now some may prefer the top breasts...Some may prefer the bottom...It's all how you look at things...You may be asking, 'Beeze what the hell does tits and perspective have to do with anything?' Well, that's why I'm hear...To tell you...
When I was watching the Notre Dame, Michigan game Saturday, I was thinking the Notre Dame defense was playing well and keeping the team in the game, until Dayne Crist could get back from an injury, get some points on the board...Then after the game...After the loss...After the defense folded...I saw the stats...The Irish defense gave up 532 yards of total offense...Once I sat down and looked at the stats, I had a different perspective on how the defense played...To read more about the game, click HERE.
Do you need another example...How about the end of the Lions, Bears game Sunday...The game ended on a controversial call...A bomb to the end zone, caught by Calvin Johnson, in the end zone, both feet came down, with possession of the ball...

Then his body hit the ground...

Then he rolled over, with the ball still firmly in his hand, pushed himself up off the ground, with the ball, and dropped it...The touchdown had already been signaled, and the Lions celebrated...Then it was waved off and called an incomplete pass...
Every replay showed he had the ball in his possession...If a player dives for the goal-line and the ball breaks the plane and then falls out of his hand immediately, it is always called a touchdown...Johnson caught the ball...Both feet landed, the his body hit the ground...The whole time he maintained possession...This was one of the worst calls I've seen in a long time...And it screwed the Lions out of win...Something that hasn't been easy for them to come by...
Clearly the refs and the replay officials perspective was completely fucked...Here's a link to the VIDEO ...Watch it while you can...NFL.com has yanked it down once already...They know they fucked up! At least that's my perspective!
Then watching the Browns game Sunday, I have to wonder what the hell perspective was Mike Holmgren looking at Jake Delhomme from...Holy shit does this guy suck...The passes he tried to throw today were ridiculous...Let's see...He's 10 years older than Derek Anderson...He's getting paid what Anderson would have gotten paid...And he threw 2 interceptions today, just Anderson would have...Anderson actually only threw one Sunday...
My perspective changed today about Peyton Hillis...During the Browns game I was loving how the fullback/halfback was running the ball...Hillis had 9 carries for 41 yards and a touchdown, along with 4 receptions for 24 yards...The problem is, he fumbled the ball twice, and lost one of them...Oh and the Browns lost 17-14 to Tampa Bay...
Apparently Darrelle Revis has a different perspective on what a contract is from many of us...Revis' new deal is a 4 year deal for $46 million...Then Peter King, who I personally think is an ass, and often wrong, asked Revis in an interview, if he planned to hold out again after making almost $32 million in the 2010-2011 season...Revis' response, "That's a great question. If I continue to play ball like I usually do, we'll probably be back at the same position we were this year."
My perspective on Revis...He's an asshole!
It's all about perspective folks...Let me end this with a question...What's your perspective on these pictures...
Are these girls about to workout, or are they just being a couple of cock teases?

How about these two...Are they in love? Are they lesbians? Or are they just being cock teases?
Have a great week...
Later, The Beeze.
