NBC Sports is Run by an Idiot

NBC Sports Chairman Mark Lazarus wants NHL players to shave their beards...While I'm happy NBC and NBC Sports show NHL games, they really have no say in policy for the league, so this ass-hat seems like he's overreaching....Here is his full statement....

“The players won't like this, but I wish they all would stop growing beards in the postseason. Let's get their faces out there. Let's talk about how young and attractive they are." (sounds kinda like a boner smoker to me!)  "What model citizens they are. (Hockey players) truly are one of a kind among professional athletes. I know it's a tradition and superstition, but I think (the beards do) hurt recognition. They have a great opportunity with more endorsements. Or simply more recognition with fans saying, 'That guy looks like the kid next store [sic],' which many of these guys do. I think that would be a nice thing.”

Seriously, dude sounds like he wants Patrick Kane's dick in his mouth

And in case this guy dick-bag didn't know, over the past 6 years the NHL has sponsored a charity "Beard-A-Thon" that has raised over $3 million...

I can understand his idea, but who the fuck is he to try to fuck with tradition and superstition...Oh, and he's the same guy who has that fucking idiot Mike Milbury on his airwaves...Milbury who this week said about Chicago goalie Corey Crawford, "This one, he's going straight to hell on," after Crawford let in a weak goal in game two...

And that's not the only dumb shit Milbury has said...He says dumb shit all the time...Earlier in the year he was saying how we need to get the fighting out of hockey...The fucking asshole wouldn't have made it in the NHL if it was for fighting...

So Lazarus is okay with his talking heads being complete idiots, but thos fucking beards gotta go...Lazarus, stick another pair of balls in your mouth and shut the fuck up!

 

I've Had Enough

Yes, CNN I've had enough...The same goes for HLN, MSNBC, FOX, ABC, NBC, CBS, all of you...I've had enough...I brought this up Monday, feel free to scroll down and read that...But the bullshit coverage won't stop....America's Issue with Race? I'll tell you what a big factor is...YOU ASSHOLES....Constantly trying to force race down everyones throat...Over the last few months I have gotten a feeling like CNN is pushing for a race war...And since the Zimmerman trial ended, and they didn't get the verdict they wanted, they are still pushing race...He got off because he was white-ish, and the kid was black...

Bullshit, he got off because the prosecution was a fucking joke...

From the second Trayvon Martin died, it's always been about race...Did Zimmerman profile...Ummmm, yeah...Why? Because black youths had been breaking into homes...So he saw a black youth...He thought he was acting sketchy...Shit went down, and we may never know all of the truth...But he shot the kid...He never denied that...He was found not guilty...But these so called news people can't let go...They won't stop harping on this...Constantly pushing race...

Well, I'm sick of all this white guilt bullshit...I don't feel guilty for being born white...I don't hold it against the world that my Irish ancestors got shit on...They pushed forward and made their way...I didn't have shit to do with slavery, and none of my family did...And if you're black, and my age or younger, slavery had no ill effects on your life, so nut up...

But the media is just full of white guilt...They we always throw the story of a non-black killing a black in our faces...Trayvon has been pushed down our throats for over a year...Hey, I feel bad the kid is dead...It shouldn't of happened...But while that is pushed down our  throats for a year, there are countless crimes ignored...There are countless black on black crimes getting no attention...Go to Chicago, and look at the bodies piling up...Why not give some coverage to the gangs of black youths intentionally targeting and attacking whites at the Wisconsin State Fair...Why is it that THIS blog of mine, was the most coverage this story got...You know, nothing big, just a couple of black teens shooting a 13 month old baby in the head...No reason for Nancy Grace to go looney toons over that!

I haven't put on CNN today...I've been too busy, but the last two nights of Anderson Cooper and Piers Morgan, feeling guilty that George Zimmerman got off, and pushing that it's all because Martin was black has lead me to never put that shit-bag station on again...Stop apologizing for being white...None of us had a choice of who made us...If you want to cover how awful it is that a kid was  killed, then start talking about them all...And start talking about why...Was it a gang shooting in Chicago again? was it a couple of punks trying to rip some one off?  Was it psycho mom tossing a child off a bridge?

Kids are dying in this country every day...They're dying all over this planet, and they are dying in awful ways, and far too soon...If you really want to do the news, then start covering them all...Otherwise, shut the fuck up!

The Beeze.

Two Douchebags One Network

Let me start by saying, Fuck Tony Dungy, and Fuck Rodney Harrison! Are you two fucking assholes kidding me...If you haven't watched NBC's Football Night in America, you're lucky...It's complete shit, and their two featured analysts are these two clowns...earlier in the year Dungy took shots at Jets coach Rex Ryan for how much he swears...Based on what the producers of HBO's Hard Knocks showed...Tony, you cunt, Ryan has no control over what he says, and as I wrote in an earlier post on this topic...Grow up! There's swearing in football...

Well Dungy took more shots at the Jets and Ryan for his mouth, and how they have handled the Braylon Edwards situation...Harrison chimed in also...Don't worry Rodney, I'll get to your stupid ass too! Dungy said he would have suspended Edwards after getting a DUI...Listen, I hate Braylon Edwards, and what he did was stupid, and the world would probably be better off without dolts like him in it, but...Holy shit, I'm about to defend him...

Why should he be suspended? If I get popped for a DUI, I won't get suspended from the Fish House...Hell, my bosses will set me up with the lawyer who got them out of theirs...Unless you drive, or fly for a living, the likelihood of you getting suspended from your job, for getting a DUI is slim to none...So all of you ass-hats who think he should be suspended can suckle me...Personally, I just would want him on my team, because he has a history of being a dolt...

As for Harrison, he also thought "the Jets should have sat Edwards in order to set an example to young people to do the right thing." REALLY!?!?! This coming from the guy who had 3 times been voted the dirtiest player in the NFL...This from the guy who was busted for having HGH...Sorry Rodney, you have absolutely no credibility, and should just shut your stupid fucking mouth...Christ, could you just off yourself like Dungy's kid did...Daddy didn't care about him, he was too busy making sure people weren't swearing...Too soon? Tough shit, fuck you!

Later, The Beeze.

Monday Moaning

The Olympics kicked off this weekend, and unfortunately they started in a very tragic way, as Georgian Luger, Nodar Kumaritashvili, died near the end of a practice run Friday...It was an awful accident, and I can't imagine the suffering his family and team are dealing with...

Friday night the Opening Ceremonies kicked off, and I'll say this...They put on a nice production...But I could do without all the hoopla, lip-synching, and look at all this crazy technology on the floor...Never mind that all listings said it would start at 7:30PM...But it didn't start until 9:00PM...Then when it came time to light the big-ass flame...I got a laugh out of the whole thing...Ooops...A little of that high-tech floor didn't work so well...

As you can see the fourth penis didn't rise up out of the floor...Somebody get that Canuck a Viagra! (Joking people...I love Canada, and all you wacky Canadians...Hell I got hitched in Canada!)

Sticking on the Olympic topic...I've never liked the NHL shutting down the season, and letting the pros go to the Olympics...For them I'm sure it's a great honor...But for me...It's just f**king up my hockey season...

Besides that...Part of the selling point of having the pros go, was to get more interest in hockey...And the NHL specifically...You know, I'm gonna watch...But they want to turn the "casual fan" onto the game...And you would think the NHL's deal with NBC would make sure some of the marquee matchups would be televised on NBC...Nope!

Not even the U.S. vs Canada matchup on Febuary 21! It will be on MSNBC...God I hope Chris Matthews doesn't keep jumping in and interrupting the play-by-play...That f**king guy can't shut his stammering ass up!

Hey, I've got MSNBC on my system...Most people do...By if the "casual fan" is watching the Olympics...They're on NBC...They aren't gonna go looking for Hockey!

Once again, another FAIL by the NHL and NBC!

Moving onto my life...The boy...Little Beeze, was surprisingly well behaved this weekend...And I have to say, he was playing the cute card a lot...And playing it well...I have to take video of this dance he was doing...He calls it his dance...It's hilarious...I'll have to post it soon...

My weekend started early...But not in the best way...Wednesday night I started getting a bad case of the green apple splatters...It continued through Thursday...The Imodium didn't help a whole lot...Thursday night I was sitting on the crapper and I thought, 'I can't work like this...So I called the Fish House to take Friday...I call off maybe once a year...And never on Payday...But I knew I couldn't do it...

I was told I needed a Doctor's note or paper work...They don't trust us hard working, loyal employees there...Even though the bosses are the ones who call off all the time...So as dumb as it seems to me, to have to go to the doctor for a case of the sh!ts...I went...Dude took good care of me...Wrote me out of work for the whole weekend...Ha! I could have gotten through Saturday, but the doctor said no boss...I don't feel guilty at all!

Then came the rough part of the weekend...The wife made me go see the movie "Valentine's Day" with her...For going I would be repaid with a _low Jo_! (what begins with a B and ends with a b, has a low Jo in the middle, and always feels good?) That's right kids....B J!

So it's a win/win situation...Even better...There were actually some laughs in the flick...Memo to Hollywood...If you make a "Chick Flick" be sure to have some laughs for the guys...Another bright spot...Anne Hathaway is hot!

The things we'll do for love...And a good knob slobbin'!

I hope everyone had a good Valentine's Day...Let's end this with a classic "Love Song." I'm feeling the eighties tonight...

Dude can rock the hell out of a pink guitar...But why the hell is the singer wearing a work glove?

Have a great week...

Later, The Beeze.