Showing posts with label Humping. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Humping. Show all posts

Wednesday, September 1, 2010

The Beeze's Hump Day Hits


Well here we are again...Time to get our Hump on!

It's the most wonderful time of the year folks...Football season is here...Yes, I'm a huge Hockey fan, and there's nothing better than the Stanley Cup Playoffs...But growing up in North East Ohio, it is all about Football...And here, the season started last Friday...The kids and I followed the High School Band down to the stadium, and watched our team take on their neighborhood rival...The owned us, 26-0...They needed to get payback for the beating we gave them last year...

Tomorrow night the College Football season kicks off with a few games...A little warm up for Saturday...Ahhh, Saturday...Fighting Irish Football returns as they take on Purdue...The first step to the turnaround many of us have been waiting for...I'm ready for it!




I have to fired up for College Football, because living in Cleveland, I don't have much faith in the Browns...Thank God there's Fantasy Football to keep me interested in the NFL...Speaking of Fantasy Football, here's a tip from the Beeze...

DON'T DRAFT THAT HACK MATT LEINART! While you're at it, just avoid drafting any Arizona Cardinals...If Derek Anderson starts, he'll throw just as many to the opposing team as he will to his own guys...Believe me, I saw him do it last year! Cardinals receivers numbers will be down...And don't think Beanie Wells will be the key...teams are gonna put 8 in the box to stop the run, 'cause they don't fear anyone at the QB position...

Back to College Football...Many expected the University of North Carolina Tar Heels to have big season this year...Well, things aren't looking so good anymore...As the 'Heels are getting ready to open their season, they're being investigated by the NCAA for multiple violations...There are rumors of players having contact with an agent...Also there has been even more talk about some inappropriate academic behavior having to do with the teams former tutor...Accusations include, the tutor doing assignments for some of the players...It's also been said the tutor also worked for Coach Butch Davis' family...Well, Butch, you were dolt in Cleveland, why would that change just 'cause you moved back down south?

Now to the important stuff...On this fine Hump Day, which cheerleader tops your preseason rankings...


A. Some Beaver power from Oregon State!



B. How about some practice time with a Sooner?



C. Who wants to see if those Clemson Tigers growl?



D. Is it always Christmas at Arizona State?



E. The Wolfpack seems flexible at NC State!




As Always, read and Respond...

Later, The Beeze.

Wednesday, January 14, 2009

The BEEZE'S Hump Day Survey

That's right gang it's that time again...Time to get your Hump on...But first...I started the HDS at Sporting News, and while 98% of my readers over there are guys, I still have some female readers...that amazes me...I also have some female readers here...So for those of you who have played before you know The seventh question is always a who would you rather hump one...Now the rest of you know that I guess....Anyway, I promised the gals at SN that this week I would take care of their needs...So with that said let's get started.


1. Steelers vs Ravens....Who wins?


2. Eagles vs Cardinals....Who wins?


Let's throw something different in this week...Maybe something a little more personal...


3. What is your biggest pet peeve?



4. Should Tim Thomas be the starting goalie for the East over Carey Price, in this year's NHL All-Star game?




5. What is your opinion on Facebook...Do you like it? Or should it be called Fakebook?



6. What do you prefer...Duck Confit or Subway?


Alright guys...This may hurt a little...But I owe the ladies some love....



7. On this cold, snowy Hump Day...Which of these pieces of a$$ would you most like to HUMP?
a. Brady Quinn


b. Brad Pitt



c. Ryan Reynolds

Or d. for the boys or the really fun women...One of my favorites...Keeley Hazell


As always, read and respond.
--
Later, the Beeze.

Wednesday, December 31, 2008

The Beeze's Happy New Year, Hump day Survey





Happy New Year!!! It's time for a quick Hump Day Survey...Here we go...


1. Who will win the Rose Bowl?

a. Penn State

b. USC





2. Were the Jets right in firing Mangina?




3. Should the Browns hire Mangina?




4. Who will win in the Baltimore vs Miami playoff game?




5. Who will win in the Atlanta vs Arizona platoff game?




6. What is your best memory of 2008?

Mine is of our trip to Boston this fall for the little Beeze's birthday.





7. On this New Years Eve I'm skipping the Traditional 7th question....It's New Years Eve, just get out there and Hump somebody.






Happy New Year!!!

Later, the BEEZE