Let me start by saying, Fuck Tony Dungy, and Fuck Rodney Harrison! Are you two fucking assholes kidding me...If you haven't watched NBC's Football Night in America, you're lucky...It's complete shit, and their two featured analysts are these two clowns...earlier in the year Dungy took shots at Jets coach Rex Ryan for how much he swears...Based on what the producers of HBO's Hard Knocks showed...Tony, you cunt, Ryan has no control over what he says, and as I wrote in an earlier post on this topic...Grow up! There's swearing in football...
Well Dungy took more shots at the Jets and Ryan for his mouth, and how they have handled the Braylon Edwards situation...Harrison chimed in also...Don't worry Rodney, I'll get to your stupid ass too! Dungy said he would have suspended Edwards after getting a DUI...Listen, I hate Braylon Edwards, and what he did was stupid, and the world would probably be better off without dolts like him in it, but...Holy shit, I'm about to defend him...
Why should he be suspended? If I get popped for a DUI, I won't get suspended from the Fish House...Hell, my bosses will set me up with the lawyer who got them out of theirs...Unless you drive, or fly for a living, the likelihood of you getting suspended from your job, for getting a DUI is slim to none...So all of you ass-hats who think he should be suspended can suckle me...Personally, I just would want him on my team, because he has a history of being a dolt...
As for Harrison, he also thought "the Jets should have sat Edwards in order to set an example to young people to do the right thing." REALLY!?!?! This coming from the guy who had 3 times been voted the dirtiest player in the NFL...This from the guy who was busted for having HGH...Sorry Rodney, you have absolutely no credibility, and should just shut your stupid fucking mouth...Christ, could you just off yourself like Dungy's kid did...Daddy didn't care about him, he was too busy making sure people weren't swearing...Too soon? Tough shit, fuck you!
It seems we can't go a week without reading, or hearing, or seeing a story about another professional athlete getting himself in some sort of trouble...And yes, even some college athletes as well...The list of crimes and screw ups is long and varied...
Possession/use of drugs, always a smart move! Listen, I'm not going to be the guy telling anyone not smoke pot...Go ahead, spark up...But if you are some one who is going to be tested for substances randomly, maybe you should rethink things...If your out and about, you probably should stay away...One everybody has a camera on you these days...Two, Johnny law is always looking for a nice high-profile bust...DUI, seems to be a big one, and we just saw it again this past week with Braylon Edwards...You're rich enough to hire a driver, for God's sake try to use a spec of common sense...
The Jets just released this X-Ray of Edward's head...I knew something was wrong with that dolt! Plus he's on parole, so a angry Cleveland judge could easily have his ass dragged back to Cleveland to spend a little time in the Work House...I really hope so!
Assault seems to make it's way around the sports world...The classy form being the ass-hats who beat their wives or girlfriends...Those are real men there! Even better are the guys like Ben Roethlisberger who have earned the reputation for sexually assaulting women...That one didn't shock me much, him with his big, fat, Shrek looking face...I mean seriously, no one really wants to fuck him!
Then there were the crazy cases like the Michael Vick case...Plaxico Burress shooting himself...Or Ray Carruth, conspiracy to commit murder...Travis Henry and "Bam" Morris, Drug Trafficking...Leonard Little, Involuntary Manslaughter...Dontae Stallworth, DUI/Manslaughter...Hell that's just some NFL guys...Then there's the NBA, full of gun charges, rape/assault, and drug offenses...MLB, full of drug problems, the occasional DUI, and don't forget attempted murder!
Now I have a question...What is the cause of this? Is it that these dopes feel they are untouchable? Indestructible? Do they think they are above the law because they play a game well? And while I'm at it, let me piss people off and ask if it's something racial? Look at Hockey...It's 99% white and the news stories about a hockey player fucking royally, are few and far between...Is this because Hockey doesn't get the same media coverage as the other sports? That would be a good question if there was any proof showing hockey players getting arrested at a rate similar to that of athletes from the other sports...But look it up...It's just not happening...Now maybe the fact that they're better drinkers than most is a factor, but seriously, they just don't get popped for all this stuff...
So is a racial thing? Is it a socioeconomic thing? Some would say yes, because they think Hockey is a rich kid sport...Tell that to the poor blue collar kids that have made up a large part of the NHL's talent pool...So, what is it?
I'm sure some of the problem falls on the leagues, and the owners, who's number 1 priority is making money...They'll keep a guy around if he helps the team win, even if he is a piece of shit...Some blame has to fall on us fans, who have accepted this, and forgive quite easily...I love sports, but more and more the people who play them are doing their best to try and turn me off to them...I love to take my kids to the high school football games, and I loved coaching the Little Beeze's Tee-Ball team, but I gotta wonder, do I want them watching the NFL with me, and hear the commentator break down the star players legal troubles...
Do you have to be a stupid ass, dolt to play sports, or do sports make you a stupid ass, dolt?
I don't know, but I've been drinking while writing this, so I'm taking my buzzed, pontificating, ass to the couch now...
Well it's time again for the Hump Day Hits...Where oh where should I begin?
Well I'm going to have to start with the fall of Sporting News...We've been watching it slowly being ripped down, and now it's complete...A number of us called this a year ago...Some even 2 years ago...Now it's simply, "The Sporting News Feed" feed meaning, they feed you out to other sites, because their content is shit, and has been for some time...And yes, they outsourced the blogging community...All those who stayed, and by all those I mean you 12, those blogs and profiles have been shipped over to ROWDY.com, a fucking NASCAR site...Nothing like rednecks driving in circles to get those creative juices flowing about Football or Baseball, or any other sport that doesn't involve driving in circles...GET IT?I THINK AUTO RACING IS STUPID! And fuck you, it's not a sport!
Now for all the haters, who jumped on me and others who saw this coming and were willing to write about it, and move on to greener pastures, all I have to say to you is, EAT A DICK! How you all loved to hate on me, and time and time again, I end up being right...Just except it, if I write it, it's going to be right...The Beeze=Right!
Moving right along, you all know I like to mix in some questions for you on Hump Day...So let me ask you this...Does this big mouth chick look like a keeper to you?
I say yes!
Speaking of big mouths...How about those JETS!?! Loud mouths pull off a win and what does stupid ass, Braylon Edwards do? Gets his ass popped for a DUI at 5:00AM Tuesday morning...Asshole was 2 times over the legal limit...How stupid are these guys...You know he was actually teammates when Dontae Stallworth's drunk ass killed a guy...How do you not learn from that shit?
Since I'm kind of talking about the JETS, let me just say this...Darrelle Revis and his tender hamstring can kiss my ass...You talked shit about Randy Moss and he beat you...So your punk ass all of the sudden was too hurt to finish the game...Then Antonio, I have too many kids to remember all their names, Croamartie, got physical, and shut Moss down the rest of the day...Maybe Jets owner, Woody Johnson should sit your ass down, tell you it's time to redo your contract, because he's not getting the production that he's paying for...
Now, onto a much more important topic...My birthday is coming up soon...The wife asked me what I wanted, besides a blow-job, and sex...I thought about it for awhile...When my daughter was first born, I sold my 1962 Fender Jazzmaster to start her college fund...I had already excepted my music career wasn't going anywhere...Then when the Little Beeze was born I sold off a Gibson Les Paul Studio, and a Gibson SG that I had put a ton of work into...The 3rd child, well I have no plan to sell anything just yet...But damn I want a new guitar...I told the Mrs. I wanted a Gibson Trini-Lopez...Featured here by Steve Mazur on the solo for "Paper Moon"
This baby runs for almost $5000, and she informed me that I was an ass! Now I did see here snooping around online for something, but I don't know what...I know I'm not getting that, but for the first time in a long time I'm excited about a birthday gift...
I just realized this week, it's almost Hockey season...Can't wait!
But enough of all this nonsense...Let's get to the important shit...On this fine, fine, Hump Day...Which of these dirty school girls, would you most like to violate?
