1. I ask my wife for sex every day.
2. Sex or no sex I rub one out almost every day.
3. I blog too much.
4. I don't blog enough.
5. I seek the approval of strangers...(get it...I blog)
6. I like to read, but I hate to read out loud.
7. I've written countless thing that I haven't shared with anyone but myself.
8. I'm afraid of exposing too much of myself...(yet here I sit talking about my masturbation habits)
9. I love porn...LOVE IT!!!
10. After 33 years on Earth, and 12 years of Catholic school, I'm still all fucked up about religion.
11. I liked Van Halen more with Sammy Hagar...Now Eddie is just a douche.
12. I'm not afraid of heights...I'm afraid of hitting the ground.
13. I knew my wife was THE ONE the first time we went out.
14. The time from our first date to the time we got married was about 4 months.
15. I want to have one more baby.
16. I don't want to have another baby.
17. I wanted to name my son Theoren....Everybody else shot it down.
18. Some say FACEBOOK is gay...I love it.
19. I love to cook.....But I hate My job.
20. I want to open my own restaurant...Maybe just a bar with some good food...Whatever...I'm just tired of helping other f*ckers get rich while I'm scraping by.
21. I sometimes lose control of my anger, and say mean shit...or throw shit...(F*cking Child)
22. I want to see You Gab Sports take off and become the top sports Blogging site.
23. I've seen a shrink, and I realized I'm better at his job then he is...
24. I can find something to laugh about, or at in any situation.
25. Laughter is one of the greatest things in the world...So I say.
26.(26 because I wanted to do 26) If you can't laugh at yourself...Punch yourself in the face.
That's it...Next time I'm doing 30.
Later the Beeze.
PS: To the a$$hole who has been f*ckin' around here...You have until tomorrow...Yeah, My sh!t is still back linking on other peoples site...Knock it off...