The Beeze's Hump Day Hits

Okay, I'm posting this early in case this big Ice Storm, followed by Snow Storm knocks my power out...

Normally the Hits has a bunch of sports crap in it, but this week I don't have much in the sports world...But I have a bit in the Hockey world...Sidney Crosby has been whining about blindside-head shots ever since David Steckel laid him out in the "Winter Classic"...



Of course there are the Crosby defenders who are on his side...And then there are people like me who can't stand this whining ass-hat...Listen, I agree blindside-head shots are a bad thing, and the penalty needs to be harsh...BUT...Crosby didn't have anything to say about blindside-head shots when his teammate Matt Cooke ended Marc Savard's season with one...

BUT...there's another reason I think Crosby is being a bitch, and I'm glad he got laid out...There's something they ignored in the broadcast of the "Winter Classic"...Okay, the mentioned it when it happened, and just passed right by it...Then moments later Steckel got payback for his team...Just before he put Sid the skid on the ice, Crosby slashed a Capitals player across the wrist...The cameras didn't bother to show that player riving in pain of the bench...Hockey has always policed itself, and Steckel handed down the punishment...

Now a head shot and wrist slash may not be an equal swap, but what if the Capitals player's wrist was broken? He'd be out just as long as Crosby and his concussed head...So fuck'em...Especially after watching that show on HBO that showed off how much he bitched and whined at refs...I'd love to play one shift against Crosby...Afterwards I'd be escorted to the locker room, and he'd be laying in a puddle of his own piss, shit, and blood!

Now onto a totally different topic...Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino, you know that asshole from that retarded show, "Jersey Shore"...This fuck-tard made $5 million last year...$5 million to workout, tan, party, and come as close as possible to sexually assaulting women as he could without having charges pressed...Seriously!?! Remember when MusicTeleVision showed music videos...Now it's shit like this, and "Teen Mom"...What the hell happened? $5 million to be a stereotypical ginzo douche! If this is what "The American Dream" has become, then fucking 2012 can't come soon enough!

I saw this a few days ago thanks to Twitter, and it's everywhere now...Just a little more proof that so many of the talking heads on TV have no clue about what they are saying...Just reading the prompter...



Now for the most important part of the show...This week we're going to choose from some lovely Hockey wives...

So on this fine Winter Storm Warning Hump Day, which Hockey Wife would you most like to drop the gloves with?


A. Emma Anderson

B. Carrie Underwood




C. Hilary Duff




That's it for now...

Later, The Beeze.