Sunday, February 28, 2010

Monday Moaning

It doesn't which angle you look at it from...

It sucks!

This one hurts...Ryan Miller and Team U.S.A. gave it everything they had...They pushed Canada to the limit...With 24 seconds left in regulation, Zach Parise put the tying goal past Luongo...I have always felt Luongo was the most overrated, never won a damn thing goalie around...Parise's goal had my mouth watering...I started writing in my head...Just blasting the Canadian goaltender...'Here it comes...Choke time for Luongo!'

But he was bailed out 7 minutes and 40 seconds into overtime, when Sidney Crosby got one past Ryan Miller...

Vancouver erupted...Canadians everywhere were loving life...And I was in my living room...In front of our new TV (I'll get to that later)...Teaching the Little Beeze the proper usage of, "God damn, mother f**king, c*ck sucking, f**k-tard, douche bag, f**k stain, a$$hole, Crosby!"
There was pure joy on my son's face as he heard those words...Not so much on my wife's face!

I can't stand Crosby, and that goal sealed the deal...If Rick Nash would have been the one to crush my hopes...I could take that...Not Crosby...The best way I can describe my feelings...Well other then the way I just did before this...YUCK!

Congrats Canada! Great win...And honestly, it was a great game to watch...Except the ending!


The Olympics are now over...Thank God I don't have to see anymore Curling! But I did enjoy the Olympics...When the Summer Games roll around, I could give a sh!t less...I don't care about people running in a circle...Or lifting weights...Or wrestling...Or diving, and swimming..Or any of tat crap...The winter games are pretty cool...Skiing, Speed skating, Hockey, that crazy snowboard, and ski-cross...They're just hoping for people to wipe out in that!
Now NBC can go back to trying to figure out what the hell to put on besides "The Office." Oh, and Leno will be back on...Can't wait to not watch that!

So I mentioned we got a new TV...The wife has wanted one for awhile...Our old one was 27 inches...Old school...She was tired of living in the dark ages...She said, "you know how much I worked last year? I don't care if we're broke! I'm getting a new TV!" Who the f**k am I to argue with that...

Only thing is, we are broke...On this fine Monday I will be going in for some dental surgery...It's kinda major...Like knock me the f**k out and don't wake me until it stops hurting major...I've been putting it off for 9 months because of money...The pain got to the point where I couldn't put it off anymore...Our Dental insurance will only cover $1500 of it...But I have to pay up front, Half when I schedule the appointment...Then my insurance will pay me that $1500 back(can't wait to see how long that takes!)...The work I'm having done totals almost $4000....

So we took most of our tax return and used that as the down payment...Then the Mrs. put in for a medical hardship with drawl from our 401k...So we got enough to cover the rest...And a little extra...She said, "You're getting your mouth fixed...I'm getting a TV!"

So Saturday we bought a nice 42 inch LG, flat screen...Oh and a new stand/cabinet for it...It wasn't going to fit in the old entertainment center...Which weighed somewhere around 2 tons...This damn thing was solid f**king oak, over top reinforced steel...So I got that out of the house...It's on the tree lawn if anyone wants it...Put together the new one...Hooked up the TV and all the components...And by the time I was done it was 11:00 PM...Happy Saturday!
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I'm glad we got the new tube...It looks great...And now it will be better to watch when the next natural disaster hits...Holy shit the media loves when awful stuff happens...Non-stop coverage of one story is bad enough...Then when it's a disaster they want the sick voyeuristic society that we are, glued to other people's misery...

I'm not making light of the earthquake in Chile...My heart goes out to the people suffering there...I'm just blasting the "News Media" for making me sick!

Then of course every camera in Hawaii was rolling...Waiting for a Tsunami to hit...Waiting to show death and destruction live on TV...The bosses must have been pissed when the days second natural disaster was a dud...

Although it would have been cool to see Dog The Bounty Hunter and his mullet washed away!

This seems like a bit of a negative post...So lets end with a little music to bring our spirits back up...Here'a the Opie & Anthony Show's remake of "We Are the World" inspired by that awful remake that was just done by a bunch of auto-tuned hacks!


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That's all for now...Have a great week...
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Later, The Beeze.

Monday, February 22, 2010

Is This B!tch For Real?


On the left of this picture is porn star, Veronica Swik-Daniels...On the right is her lawyer Gloria Allred, who is ready to sue...This gash...This hatchet wound...This slut...Is pissed off that Tiger Woods did not apologize to her...She feels that after having a 3 year affair with him, she is due some respect, and a personal apology...

Apology for what? Using you as one of his many personal cum-catchers...You knew who he was...You knew he was married...You knew he was a man whore...You knew he wasn't gonna drop everything for you...Listen and watch this nonsense...



So the super twat lawyer says she quit her career as a porn actress...Well during her 3 years as one of Tiger's load catchers, she made 16 porn films...Doesn't sound like she quit to me...

She wants an apology...Are you for f**king real? Seriously whore...You should apologize be the one apologizing...'For what?' you say...For being a complete and totally f**king idiot...Oh and maybe you should apologize to his wife...But you really need to apologize for being such a f**king dolt...

Veronica Swik-Daniels, is more proof of just how f**ked up the world we live in is...You want to be a porn star...Great! God bless ya! I may have even scrapped one out to one of your films...You want to go and bang married guys behind their wives backs...Fine...Dude is an a$$hole, and so are you...But if you want an apology because he banged you, and you were a willing participant...Well, you can go f**k yourself...

Why don't you make the world a better place...Do a porn/snuff film, with the big climax being you taking load after load, down your throat until you choke to death...

"You get nothing!"

Later, The Beeze.

Sunday, February 21, 2010

Monday Moaning

I've had a number of things I've wanted to write about this week, but I found myself being lazy and searching out new and strange porn...I'll try to hit a few of those other topics today...But I have to start with this...


Thirty years ago the greatest moment in sports history, at least in my life time, and my opinion, happened...The 1980 U.S. Olympic Hockey team beat the powerhouse Soviet Union team...It was something that wasn't suppose to happen...But it did...It was one of those moments that showed us how great and inspiring sports can be...A group of College kids, beat Russia's pros...The team that was the best in the world...

My Father didn't make me go to bed...Hell, he made me stay up...And I'm so grateful for that...I was only 4 years old, and knew nothing about hockey...But I knew this was big...As the game moved on, and I saw the crowds reactions...The tension, and excitement building...My Dad sitting on the edge of his seat...I'd never seen this or felt this before...

When it was over, and I had to go to bed, I couldn't sleep...I was up half the night replaying the game in my head...With myself starring as Jim Craig...

From that moment on, I was hooked on the game of Hockey...The U.S. went on to beat Finland for the Gold Medal...And we haven't had another moment like...And honestly, I don't think we ever will...

Now all the teams have pros...So even though other teams are favored to win...It wouldn't shock the world if the U.S. team, made up of All-Star caliber NHL players won the gold...As a matter of fact, the U.S. took it to Canada Sunday night, beating them 5-3...Ryan Miller was amazing between the pipes...


And 36 year old Brian Rafalski scored 2 goals and added an assist...

I have to give Canada's Rick Nash (Columbus Blue Jackets) some serious credit...he's busted his ass in every game, and has been a non-stop energy guy...He was nailing U.S. players all night, and setup the 3rd Canadian goal...

Now, to move on to some other topics...F**K Curling! 11 out of the 14 days of the Olympics, Curling is on...Holy boring ass game...NOT Sport...Game...Freaking shuffleboard on ice! I don't get it...I don't want to get it...And I'd like NBC and all their other networks to get it off my TV already...

Next...Tiger Woods did what so many wanted him to do...He apologized...So many of these talking heads on TV and Radio said he needed to apologize to people...No he didn't...He needed to apologize to his family...Not the douche on "The Insider" who said, "He owes me an apology." He doesn't owe you shit...So he does, and you dolts blast for that too...This is what he should have said...http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/a4820e5cbc/i-am-tiger-woods
Moving right along...Since I mentioned the douche on "The Insider"...Here's Gary Coleman blowing up on that stupid show...



Of course the little guy blew up...She was being a c**t and trying to make him blow up...All those people involved are ass-hats, and should be beaten...Watching that show, "I can see how a hand becomes fist."

Now I try to avoid politics, but this isn't really politics...I mean this person quit her job as a governor, so I guess that makes this not political...I personally think Sarah Palin is a dolt...You may feel otherwise...In my opinion, it was going to be hard to stop the Obama train, and putting her on the ticket with McCain sealed the deal...We can get into that stuff later though...Recently Sarah Palin has been taking on the use of the word retard...That is unless big, fat, Rush says it...

I understand that she has a developmentally challenged child...Or whatever watered down term you like...But when I grew up...The word was retarded...As the world got more politically correct, you weren't aloud to call retarded people retarded...So the word retard started getting used in a 7th grade mentality way...'Dude I can't believe you did that...You're such a retard!' Just as gay started getting used in that 7th grade way...'Dude, playing Farmville is gay.'

Now Mrs. Palin is mad at the show "Family Guy" for poking fun at her, and using the word retard...Listen gash, you put yourself in the spotlight...You're gonna have to take sh!t like everyone else...You're gonna need thicker skin if you really want a job in politics...Although you quit one job already, so I'm guessing you don't have what it takes...I'll end this topic with this...




If this offends you, too bad! Write your own blog!

On we go to my weekend...Saturday night the Mrs. and I went out to The Melting Pot with our friends...I got a rock solid Conway's Irish Ale buzz on...Then later that night, the little Beeze woke up after a nightmare...I was up...Drunk...And watching "Casino." So I let him hang out with me...I put on cartoons or something...It was 4:00 AM and he was still up...I finally passed out...He went into my bed...I was up at 7:00 AM Sunday...kicked everyone out of my bed, and got a couple hours of sleep...

I knew this was going to be along day...So I made a deal with the kids...I'll take you to Build-A-Bear, but after that you have to behave, and behave quietly...Well they both also scored a cap at LIDS...I scored 2...She got a pink Cleveland Browns cap...One with the dog on it...He got a SpongeBob one...I got a old school Cubs cab, and a new Cleveland State cap...$160 later they stuck to the deal...That's right, I bought my hangover some peace and quiet...Thank God!

Have a great week...

Later, The Beeze.

Sunday, February 14, 2010

Monday Moaning

The Olympics kicked off this weekend, and unfortunately they started in a very tragic way, as Georgian Luger, Nodar Kumaritashvili, died near the end of a practice run Friday...It was an awful accident, and I can't imagine the suffering his family and team are dealing with...

Friday night the Opening Ceremonies kicked off, and I'll say this...They put on a nice production...But I could do without all the hoopla, lip-synching, and look at all this crazy technology on the floor...Never mind that all listings said it would start at 7:30PM...But it didn't start until 9:00PM...Then when it came time to light the big-ass flame...I got a laugh out of the whole thing...Ooops...A little of that high-tech floor didn't work so well...

As you can see the fourth penis didn't rise up out of the floor...Somebody get that Canuck a Viagra! (Joking people...I love Canada, and all you wacky Canadians...Hell I got hitched in Canada!)

Sticking on the Olympic topic...I've never liked the NHL shutting down the season, and letting the pros go to the Olympics...For them I'm sure it's a great honor...But for me...It's just f**king up my hockey season...

Besides that...Part of the selling point of having the pros go, was to get more interest in hockey...And the NHL specifically...You know, I'm gonna watch...But they want to turn the "casual fan" onto the game...And you would think the NHL's deal with NBC would make sure some of the marquee matchups would be televised on NBC...Nope!

Not even the U.S. vs Canada matchup on Febuary 21! It will be on MSNBC...God I hope Chris Matthews doesn't keep jumping in and interrupting the play-by-play...That f**king guy can't shut his stammering ass up!

Hey, I've got MSNBC on my system...Most people do...By if the "casual fan" is watching the Olympics...They're on NBC...They aren't gonna go looking for Hockey!

Once again, another FAIL by the NHL and NBC!

Moving onto my life...The boy...Little Beeze, was surprisingly well behaved this weekend...And I have to say, he was playing the cute card a lot...And playing it well...I have to take video of this dance he was doing...He calls it his dance...It's hilarious...I'll have to post it soon...

My weekend started early...But not in the best way...Wednesday night I started getting a bad case of the green apple splatters...It continued through Thursday...The Imodium didn't help a whole lot...Thursday night I was sitting on the crapper and I thought, 'I can't work like this...So I called the Fish House to take Friday...I call off maybe once a year...And never on Payday...But I knew I couldn't do it...

I was told I needed a Doctor's note or paper work...They don't trust us hard working, loyal employees there...Even though the bosses are the ones who call off all the time...So as dumb as it seems to me, to have to go to the doctor for a case of the sh!ts...I went...Dude took good care of me...Wrote me out of work for the whole weekend...Ha! I could have gotten through Saturday, but the doctor said no boss...I don't feel guilty at all!

Then came the rough part of the weekend...The wife made me go see the movie "Valentine's Day" with her...For going I would be repaid with a _low Jo_! (what begins with a B and ends with a b, has a low Jo in the middle, and always feels good?) That's right kids....B J!

So it's a win/win situation...Even better...There were actually some laughs in the flick...Memo to Hollywood...If you make a "Chick Flick" be sure to have some laughs for the guys...Another bright spot...Anne Hathaway is hot!

The things we'll do for love...And a good knob slobbin'!

I hope everyone had a good Valentine's Day...Let's end this with a classic "Love Song." I'm feeling the eighties tonight...




Dude can rock the hell out of a pink guitar...But why the hell is the singer wearing a work glove?

Have a great week...

Later, The Beeze.

Friday, February 12, 2010

Sex Addiction = BS


I've been thinking about this for awhile now...There seems to be a trend happening lately...Every time some one famous like Tiger Woods...Or slightly famous like Steve Phillips, gets caught cheating on their wife...They play the "I'm a sex addict" card...Then the head off to some bullsh!t sex rehab program...

Then afterwards we have douche bags like David Duchovny, and Phillips doing interviews, telling us how this is a disease...IS IT!?!

So I started wondering, 'Am I a sex addict?' Honestly...Now I haven't cheated on my wife...But I do love sex...If have sex today with my wife...I'll still find time to rub one out...At least one! I think about sex all the time...I want to f**k all the time...Ask her...I'm always hounding her for more! Thinking about this made me do some research...God bless Google!

I found this when looking for symptoms: "It is thought that sex is used by the addict as an escape, a means of avoiding stress, emotional strain, boredom, anxiety, and the pursuant shame and isolation that results from their compulsive behavior. Sex may be used to feel powerful or desirable."

Okay, raise you hand if you haven't in any of those ways...We're all screwed!

I also found this...
"Other signs of sex addiction include regularly engaging in the following:

-Excessive (compulsive) masturbation (self-stimulation to produce sexual pleasure) or use of pornography

-Obsessive dating (e.g., through personal ads)

-Phone sex or sex via the Internet (cybersex)


-Sex with anonymous partners (e.g., one-night stands)"

Okay, I do masturbate a lot, and I like pornography...I use to get into the phone sex...Until the wife found that one huge phone bill...Who hasn't had a one night stand in their youth?

I've spent a couple hours looking at all these sites that want to tell you all this stuff is bad...Sex is good! Actually, it's f**king great! Masturbating is good...Having sexual desire is good...Ruining your career and marriage is bad...But, these dolts didn't ruin these things because they are sex addicts...They ruined things because they're assholes with no self control...

I want to f**k all the time...But my wife isn't willing to spent 20 hours of the day bumping uglies...So I tug one off when I can...I don't go banging other woman when ever and where ever I can...Unlike Tiger Woods...It's self control...Just like fatties...If you don't want to be a fat tub of yuck...Don't eat half a dozen donuts every day...

I'm trying to lose weight...Which means I need to have the self control to not eat twenty Oreos at 1:00AM before I go to bed...All these douche bags are just trying to save their ass...

Worst thing is, average Joe could play the sex addict card...Say average Joe gets caught cheating on his wife, average Jill...If tries to tell her he's a sex addict...She's slapping him across the face, and throwing his sh!t out the door...She knows it's bullsh!t...And what good does it do her to stick with him...He's not rich like these other so-called sex addicts...Plus if she did buy it...The average family can't afford to send Mr. Horny to sex rehab with that bullsh!t artist Dr. Drew...That guy needs to choke on a c*ck!

I think this sex addict stuff is a bunch of crap...If it isn't, then I better get some help...I wonder if I can get disability for being a horn-ball!

Later, The Beeze.

Monday, February 8, 2010

Seriously!?!


So I go online this afternoon, and I see this nonsense on YAHOO Sports, written by Chris Chase... http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/shutdown_corner/post/Peyton-Manning-storms-off-Super-Bowl-field-Is-h?urn=nfl,218314

Here we go again, with another non-story...It opens with this...

"Peyton Manning didn't shake hands with New Orleans Saints players after his Indianapolis Colts lost 31-17 in Super Bowl XLIV. Apparently some think this is a sign of poor sportsmanship from the NFL's greatest player. It's not."

Well thank God they got the "It's not" part right...So why did this piece have to be written...What was the purpose, other then getting it into people's heads that Manning is a douche? There was no other reason...It was an exciting tag line, just to get people sucked in...'Peyton did what?' 'What a jerk!'

I can't stand when "News sources" do this crap...But I have an even bigger problem with this article...Look at that quote...

Chris Chase, whoever he may be, called Peyton Manning "the NFL's greatest player." Chris, you should be fired...Dude just lost the "Super Bowl"...He has a 9-9 record in playoff games...He's not the greatest player of all-time...And he isn't the greatest player now...

The media always want to give Manning praise for how he calls his own plays at the line...How smart he is...All the things he can do as a quarterback...But never do they dump on him for his mistakes...Funny how nobody is saying, why didn't he call that quick slant they like to run, on that 3rd and 1 play...Instead he called a run that was stuffed...Saints get the ball back, kick a field goal before halftime...Get the momentum...

Let's be honest...Peyton was rattled late in the game and it showed...The Greatest don't look like that...

I'm assuming some will ask me who I think the greatest player in the NFL is...I honestly can't say who the greatest is right now...Of all-time, I will always say Jim Brown...Greatest QB...I put Otto Graham up there...Along with him, Unitas, Montana...I have Brady higher then Manning...As a Clevelander it hurts to say this, but I have Elway up there too...

And just for the record, I have Brees ahead of Manning...

I'd like to see something new from the sports media...Stop giving the loser so many accolades...Brees, and the Saints played their collective asses off, I'm hearing and reading more about stupid Peyton Manning...While we're at it...Let's stop giving Manning so many accolades...

Is he good? Yes...Are there better? Yes

Let's start giving the guys that beat him some nut swing for a change...

Later, The Beeze.

Sunday, February 7, 2010

Monday Moaning

Okay, lets get the corny lines out of the way...Yes, The Saints came marching in!

And now they're running out of Miami with the Lombardi Trophy after beating the Colts 31-17...I love watching a Manning lose...No I won't be saying "Who Dat!?!" That's just silly, and it makes you sound like a douche...I don't care if you're a 300 pound football player...You sound like a douche!

I sh!t you not...NFL.com says "Who Dat? True Dat?" DOUCHE-BAGGERY I say!

But I'm glad the douches from New Orleans won, instead of the douches from Indy...

The game was looking tight early...At the half the Colts were up 10-6...But had barely touched the ball in the second quarter...The tide was turning...
With halftime upon us...It was time for Mrs. Beeze and I to play a game of, The Chicken and the Wolf...It was a tie!

There's nothing like bumping uglies with a couple of old men in the background sounding like crap...Listen Who fans...I'm a Who fan, and I can admit that they sounded bad...If nothing else, they sounded old...The NFL and CBS could have paid me half to cover some of The Who songs...

Then I realized something...This was all a big marketing strategy...CBS has the "Super Bowl"...3 of their top shows are the "CSI" family...And all 3 have a song by The Who as their theme song...All 3 songs were played tonight...









My God, I really hate CBS right now...

So, back to the game...The Saints come out with a huge set of balls, and go for an onside kick to open the second half...They recover it and take the ball down field for a touchdown...The Colts respond with their own scoring drive...The Saints add a field goal...Hartley's 3rd for more then 40 yards in the game...

In the 4th quarter the Saints take the lead on a touchdown pass to Shockey...Then the Colts drive is abruptly ended by an interception, returned for a touchdown by Tracy Porter...Many people doubted the Saints defense, but they have made plays like this all year...They did it again...Congrats New Orleans...You finally have something to cheer about other then Gumbo and Jazz...

Here people...A softer side of the Beeze...As a father, I really liked seeing this shot, and a number of others like it, of Drew Brees with his son...


Now, since I'm talking all this "Super Bowl" stuff...I have to say, I've grown tired of all the "Super Bowl Sunday" hype...It's become almost a national holiday...Hell the Fish House closes on "Super Bowl Sunday." But yet, they have me there slingin' fish on Christmas Eve...

Seriously, Mrs. Beeze actually watched the whole game with me...She doesn't do that all season...But she does on this big day...She likes to see the commercials...SERIOUSLY?

I was actually pissed I couldn't jump around...I hate having to sit through commercials...Okay, I wasn't going to talk commercials, but I have to say this...Bud Light had quality and quantity...And Go Daddy...You bitches are grossly overrated...Danica go crash a car!

Now before I leave here, I wanted to throw a little hockey in here...My New York Rangers mad a move last week...They picked up the often traded Olli Jokinen...Jokinen has made a career out of being a guy people always talk about near the trade deadline...Then he gets moved, and his new team and him, do nothing in the playoffs...Will he do more offensively then Ales Kotalik, and Chris Higgins? (the two Rangers shipped out to get Jokinen) Of course he will...But so could I with the way those two Nancies have played this year...I hope Olli isn't a black cat...But I think he is!

Now, I'm getting outta here...Little Beeze wore me out this week with his non-stop energy, non-stop talking, and non-stop questions...Including the one I got just before the big game started...He was getting ready for bed, and started playing with his balls...Dad what are these? Why do the roll around like this? What do they do?

I handled the topic like this...

"They're your testicles...Right now they do nothing...
leave them alone...Get to bed!"


Later, The Beeze.

A Cold War American Classic

Yes people..."Red Dawn!" A mother f**king classic!

It was 1984, the "Cold War" was still alive and strong, Americans didn't like, and didn't trust Russians...And vice-versa...And America had a sh!t-ton of young, good looking actors and actresses...

What's better then John Hughes, may he rest in peace, making movies with these kids about the trials and tribulations of being a suburban teenager? I'll tell you what...

John Milius putting guns in their hands, and letting them kick some Russian ass!


"Red Dawn" reminded the American youth of who we are...A bunch of hot, machine gun, shootin', not gonna take over our country, smarter then everyone else, ass-kickers!

It had been 4 years since the U.S. Hockey team had beaten the Russians...We needed to be reminded of just how bad those commies were!

Don't believe me, about how great this movie was...




Damn right, WOLVERINES!

In this next clip, you'll see what a bad-ass C. Thomas Howell...But clearly, not the smartest...

Dying with his boots on...Like a real WOLVERINE!

Classic!

So after the "Super Bowl" tonight, when you're looking for something good to watch...Take a trip back to 1984, and remember how great paranoia was back then!

Later, The Beeze.

Thursday, February 4, 2010

What's Wrong with Alaska?


Don't worry Republicans...This isn't another, in what I'm sure is a long line of Sarah Palin bashing blogs...

This is a short and sweet post of me asking WTF!?!

Why am I asking WTF? Because in my never ending travels on YouTube I have found some silly sh!t...Two of the stupidest videos I've seen come from Alaska...Both are Pre-game videos for sports teams...The first is from the Fairbanks Grizzlies, of the "Intense Football League." I sh!t you not....




Yeah, I know...Pretty f**king stupid...But this next bit of nonsense will top it...This next one is from the Alaska Nanooks Hockey team...





That my friends, is a steaming pile of douche baggery...Thanks Alaska...We've all become slightly dumber after watching that nonsense!

Later, The Beeze.

Wednesday, February 3, 2010

Earl Weaver's Finest Moment


This is seriously one of the funniest things I've ever heard...That said, I have to warn you...This is full of foul language...Which of course is my favorite kind...Enjoy!




I hope you laughed as much as I did....

Later, The Beeze.

The Beeze's Thoughts on "Lost"


Alright, I'm not a "Lost" fan...I've never watched it...But I have from time to time, verbally taken a sh!t on it...Then this week, I've just been thoroughly annoyed by all the "Lost" hype...So of course, I sh!t on it! Mostly to my buddy Jurk...

So today, I got online and watched the first episode...Then I mixed in a couple others...Then I skimmed through last nights nonsense...Sorry "Lost fans, that was some of the worst CGI work I've seen in awhile...Why did I do this?

I wanted to have a little of knowledge of the show...I often rant and rave about crap, as you know...I try to have some facts, or experience to base my opinions on...With "Lost" I had none, and I really like bashing it to a couple of my pals...So now I've seen a bit of it...

"Not Interested!"

What a load of crap! (just my opinion)

Now, I do have a theory for all you "Lost" fans...I've figured the whole thing out for ya...You ready?

Everything that you're watching, is actually happening to the characters in a matter of seconds...All of this, is what they are seeing or experiencing before they die...The characters who have already died off in the show...You know, in all this nonsense going on...That means they've actually died...That's how your show is going to end...With all these people dead!

What ya think!?!

Later, The Beeze.