Monday Moaning

It doesn't which angle you look at it from...

It sucks!

This one hurts...Ryan Miller and Team U.S.A. gave it everything they had...They pushed Canada to the limit...With 24 seconds left in regulation, Zach Parise put the tying goal past Luongo...I have always felt Luongo was the most overrated, never won a damn thing goalie around...Parise's goal had my mouth watering...I started writing in my head...Just blasting the Canadian goaltender...'Here it comes...Choke time for Luongo!'

But he was bailed out 7 minutes and 40 seconds into overtime, when Sidney Crosby got one past Ryan Miller...

Vancouver erupted...Canadians everywhere were loving life...And I was in my living room...In front of our new TV (I'll get to that later)...Teaching the Little Beeze the proper usage of, "God damn, mother f**king, c*ck sucking, f**k-tard, douche bag, f**k stain, a$$hole, Crosby!"

There was pure joy on my son's face as he heard those words...Not so much on my wife's face!

I can't stand Crosby, and that goal sealed the deal...If Rick Nash would have been the one to crush my hopes...I could take that...Not Crosby...The best way I can describe my feelings...Well other then the way I just did before this...YUCK!

Congrats Canada! Great win...And honestly, it was a great game to watch...Except the ending!

The Olympics are now over...Thank God I don't have to see anymore Curling! But I did enjoy the Olympics...When the Summer Games roll around, I could give a sh!t less...I don't care about people running in a circle...Or lifting weights...Or wrestling...Or diving, and swimming..Or any of tat crap...The winter games are pretty cool...Skiing, Speed skating, Hockey, that crazy snowboard, and ski-cross...They're just hoping for people to wipe out in that!

Now NBC can go back to trying to figure out what the hell to put on besides "The Office." Oh, and Leno will be back on...Can't wait to not watch that!

So I mentioned we got a new TV...The wife has wanted one for awhile...Our old one was 27 inches...Old school...She was tired of living in the dark ages...She said, "you know how much I worked last year? I don't care if we're broke! I'm getting a new TV!" Who the f**k am I to argue with that...

Only thing is, we are broke...On this fine Monday I will be going in for some dental surgery...It's kinda major...Like knock me the f**k out and don't wake me until it stops hurting major...I've been putting it off for 9 months because of money...The pain got to the point where I couldn't put it off anymore...Our Dental insurance will only cover $1500 of it...But I have to pay up front, Half when I schedule the appointment...Then my insurance will pay me that $1500 back(can't wait to see how long that takes!)...The work I'm having done totals almost $4000....

So we took most of our tax return and used that as the down payment...Then the Mrs. put in for a medical hardship with drawl from our 401k...So we got enough to cover the rest...And a little extra...She said, "You're getting your mouth fixed...I'm getting a TV!"

So Saturday we bought a nice 42 inch LG, flat screen...Oh and a new stand/cabinet for it...It wasn't going to fit in the old entertainment center...Which weighed somewhere around 2 tons...This damn thing was solid f**king oak, over top reinforced steel...So I got that out of the house...It's on the tree lawn if anyone wants it...Put together the new one...Hooked up the TV and all the components...And by the time I was done it was 11:00 PM...Happy Saturday!

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I'm glad we got the new tube...It looks great...And now it will be better to watch when the next natural disaster hits...Holy shit the media loves when awful stuff happens...Non-stop coverage of one story is bad enough...Then when it's a disaster they want the sick voyeuristic society that we are, glued to other people's misery...

I'm not making light of the earthquake in Chile...My heart goes out to the people suffering there...I'm just blasting the "News Media" for making me sick!

Then of course every camera in Hawaii was rolling...Waiting for a Tsunami to hit...Waiting to show death and destruction live on TV...The bosses must have been pissed when the days second natural disaster was a dud...

Although it would have been cool to see Dog The Bounty Hunter and his mullet washed away!

This seems like a bit of a negative post...So lets end with a little music to bring our spirits back up...Here'a the Opie & Anthony Show's remake of "We Are the World" inspired by that awful remake that was just done by a bunch of auto-tuned hacks!

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That's all for now...Have a great week...

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Later, The Beeze.

Monday Moaning

I've had a number of things I've wanted to write about this week, but I found myself being lazy and searching out new and strange porn...I'll try to hit a few of those other topics today...But I have to start with this...

Thirty years ago the greatest moment in sports history, at least in my life time, and my opinion, happened...The 1980 U.S. Olympic Hockey team beat the powerhouse Soviet Union team...It was something that wasn't suppose to happen...But it did...It was one of those moments that showed us how great and inspiring sports can be...A group of College kids, beat Russia's pros...The team that was the best in the world...

My Father didn't make me go to bed...Hell, he made me stay up...And I'm so grateful for that...I was only 4 years old, and knew nothing about hockey...But I knew this was big...As the game moved on, and I saw the crowds reactions...The tension, and excitement building...My Dad sitting on the edge of his seat...I'd never seen this or felt this before...

When it was over, and I had to go to bed, I couldn't sleep...I was up half the night replaying the game in my head...With myself starring as Jim Craig...

From that moment on, I was hooked on the game of Hockey...The U.S. went on to beat Finland for the Gold Medal...And we haven't had another moment like...And honestly, I don't think we ever will...

Now all the teams have pros...So even though other teams are favored to win...It wouldn't shock the world if the U.S. team, made up of All-Star caliber NHL players won the gold...As a matter of fact, the U.S. took it to Canada Sunday night, beating them 5-3...Ryan Miller was amazing between the pipes...

And 36 year old Brian Rafalski scored 2 goals and added an assist...

I have to give Canada's Rick Nash (Columbus Blue Jackets) some serious credit...he's busted his ass in every game, and has been a non-stop energy guy...He was nailing U.S. players all night, and setup the 3rd Canadian goal...

Now, to move on to some other topics...F**K Curling! 11 out of the 14 days of the Olympics, Curling is on...Holy boring ass game...NOT Sport...Game...Freaking shuffleboard on ice! I don't get it...I don't want to get it...And I'd like NBC and all their other networks to get it off my TV already...

Next...Tiger Woods did what so many wanted him to do...He apologized...So many of these talking heads on TV and Radio said he needed to apologize to people...No he didn't...He needed to apologize to his family...Not the douche on "The Insider" who said, "He owes me an apology." He doesn't owe you shit...So he does, and you dolts blast for that too...This is what he should have said...http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/a4820e5cbc/i-am-tiger-woods

Moving right along...Since I mentioned the douche on "The Insider"...Here's Gary Coleman blowing up on that stupid show...

Of course the little guy blew up...She was being a c**t and trying to make him blow up...All those people involved are ass-hats, and should be beaten...Watching that show, "I can see how a hand becomes fist."

Now I try to avoid politics, but this isn't really politics...I mean this person quit her job as a governor, so I guess that makes this not political...I personally think Sarah Palin is a dolt...You may feel otherwise...In my opinion, it was going to be hard to stop the Obama train, and putting her on the ticket with McCain sealed the deal...We can get into that stuff later though...Recently Sarah Palin has been taking on the use of the word retard...That is unless big, fat, Rush says it...

I understand that she has a developmentally challenged child...Or whatever watered down term you like...But when I grew up...The word was retarded...As the world got more politically correct, you weren't aloud to call retarded people retarded...So the word retard started getting used in a 7th grade mentality way...'Dude I can't believe you did that...You're such a retard!' Just as gay started getting used in that 7th grade way...'Dude, playing Farmville is gay.'

Now Mrs. Palin is mad at the show "Family Guy" for poking fun at her, and using the word retard...Listen gash, you put yourself in the spotlight...You're gonna have to take sh!t like everyone else...You're gonna need thicker skin if you really want a job in politics...Although you quit one job already, so I'm guessing you don't have what it takes...I'll end this topic with this...



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On we go to my weekend...Saturday night the Mrs. and I went out to The Melting Pot with our friends...I got a rock solid Conway's Irish Ale buzz on...Then later that night, the little Beeze woke up after a nightmare...I was up...Drunk...And watching "Casino." So I let him hang out with me...I put on cartoons or something...It was 4:00 AM and he was still up...I finally passed out...He went into my bed...I was up at 7:00 AM Sunday...kicked everyone out of my bed, and got a couple hours of sleep...

I knew this was going to be along day...So I made a deal with the kids...I'll take you to Build-A-Bear, but after that you have to behave, and behave quietly...Well they both also scored a cap at LIDS...I scored 2...She got a pink Cleveland Browns cap...One with the dog on it...He got a SpongeBob one...I got a old school Cubs cab, and a new Cleveland State cap...$160 later they stuck to the deal...That's right, I bought my hangover some peace and quiet...Thank God!

Have a great week...

Later, The Beeze.