Sorry Ladies, It's your Fault!

 Yes, this is last weeks news, but the fact of the matter is, it hasn't been said properly yet. After a New York Times documentary on Britney Spears, of all the problems in this world, they felt that shit was necessary, Justin Timberlake felt the need, or pressure to apologize to her and Janet Jackson. WTF!?!

Yeah, Britney cheated on him, but he felt pressure to apologize 20 years later because in stupid radio interviews he admitted to fucking his then girlfriend Britney. 

  1. We all knew it before it was asked but whatever "shock-jock" at the time.

  2. What young guy doesn't admit to who he fucked, especially if the person he was banging was hot or famous or both?

  3. Have you pearl clutching dolts ever listened to any of the lyrics in her songs?

"You know that I can take it to the next level, baby/Hotter than the A-list, next one on my hit list/Baby, let me blow your mind tonight" 

"The center of attention/Even when we're up against the wall/You got me in a crazy position/If you're on a mission, you got my permission" 

"I got that boom boom/That you want/I don't think you should wait/One minute might be too late" 

"There's only two types of guys out there/Ones that can hang with me and ones that are scared/So baby I hope that you came prepared/I run a tight ship, so beware"

"Interesting sense of style/Ten million dollar smile/Think I can’t handle that/Animal in the sack"

Baby, don't you wanna, dance upon me/(Are you ready?)/Leaving behind my name and age."

 "I'm into phonography/And I like my blue tooth, buttons coming loose/I need my hands free/Then I let my mind roam/Playing with my ringtone/He got service, I've got service"

 "I-I-I wanna go-o-o all the way-ay-ay taking out my freak tonight/I-I-I wanna show-o-o all the dir-ir-irt/I got running through my mind..."

"I'm not ashamed of my beauty, you can see what I got/Shouldn't I freak you out?/Imagine if I work it out/If I got on top, you're going to lose your mind/The way I put it down on you, you know should be up"

"Oh, it's so hot, and I need some air/And boy, don't stop cause I'm halfway there"

She was an openly, sexual, 'look at me, I like to fuck' person right from the jump with "Hit me baby one more time!"

So this whole Justin Timberlake told people he fucked Britney ruined her life and reputation is bullshit and nonsense! 

As for him apologizing to Janet Jackson, again I say what the fuck!?! Go back and watch that "Super Bowl" performance. The whole thing was sexual tension and flirty and teasing. 

When he ripped off easily removable piece on her one breast exposing the world to a pasty, she wasn't appalled by what he did. 

The much older woman was in on it and looked like she wanted to get backstage and get back to making this face with him.

After the so-called "wardrobe malfunction" Justin's career continued to skyrocket. Both he and Jackson were going to individually be performing at the Grammy's. They told her to stay away, but he was still invited. Her label distanced itself from her and her career has a lull. 

The media in 2021 is trying to frame it as these two moments in Justin Timberlake's career boosted his career but killed Janet and Britney's. They're try to ignore any and all success both women had after. But even if they had none, the media, social media and any and all of you out there are blaming Justin Timberlake, are blaming the wrong people. Yeah, fuck the Grammy's they did Janet dirty. 

But who is really to blame? FEMALES! Yes, women and girls. What was Justin Timberlake's biggest audience? The very same target audience Britney had and a good chunk of the same audience Janet had. Teenage girls and young women. 

No straight guy went to a JT show unless he was going with his girlfriend...And no straight guy was going to a Britney show unless he was with his girlfriend. Janet draws from a wider audience but there is a portion that is the same demographic as JT and Britney. It wasn't JT that hurt there careers, the females turned their backs on them. 

Why didn't they raise their voices when the Grammy's screwed Janet over. They should have been buying her music, merch and tickets in record numbers to show her label to have her back. 

Britney wasn't acting crazy because JT said what we all knew. She kept releasing the same old, 'I'm hot, you want to fuck me songs.' Her act got tired and the girls moved on. 

JT put out better music (honestly not a fan of his crap, not my taste, just know it sounds better) that wasn't like her auto-tuned crap. Dude also can play some instruments, he's funny and is a pretty good actor. 

Females turned their backs on Janet and Britney and now 20 years later they feel guilty and need a scapegoat. Justin, you should have told everyone to fuck off! you got nothing to apologize for.

Nasty Women

 

This idiot, Donald Trump...I use to refer to Presidents as "President _________" because while I may not have liked the guy, I respected the Office...But I don't respect him and how he has disrespected the Office...He had tarnished the Office and the country...So I don't use that title for him...

Wow, right off the rip, I ran off the rails...So, Idiot Trump repeatedly calls women "nasty"...Any woman that challenges him, any woman that disagrees with him, any woman that fact checks him, any woman that points out his lies, misinformation, his hypocrisy, his rudeness, his misogyny, his racism, and his lack of empathy, he publicly labels them as "nasty!" 

The only woman he doesn't label nasty are his daughter Ivanka that he desperately wants to fuck and probably has....That's nasty! 

He calls women "nasty" using it as a slur, to insult them...I don't get that at all...Speaking as a man...A self proclaimed pervert...Most of us like a little nasty...Yes, Ben Shapiro and some other lame, conservatives that can't get women wet, clearly don't like nasty...But look in most of our browser histories...look at some of the shit most men follow on social media...Why do you think there is such a thing as "Instagram Models" that lead to "Only Fans"...the majority of men like...No, love women and they love "nasty" women...

Calling a woman "nasty" is an idiotic insult....It's as stupid as calling someone a cock sucker...I never understood why guys called someone a cocksucker and felt it was an insult...We love having our cocks sucked...Anyone willing to do that for us is gift...a goddess/god...cocksuckers are wonderful people...You don't see women calling people clit lickers or pussy eaters as insult!

Nasty women are beautiful...Nasty women are wonderful...Nasty women are strong and independent...If some ignorant fool calls you "nasty," wear that shit as a badge of honor, and say, fuck yeah, I'm NASTY as fuck!

I'm Tim McNeeley and I approve this nasty message!

Monday Moaning 11/25/19

Well, I'm back...Two weeks in a row...I may actually be getting back in the swing of this...This week, I'm going to be talking about the ladies...I'll be generalizing a bit her but tough shit...You're going to have to deal with it....Or leave...What the fuck do I care!

So for a few years now there was the big #MeToo movement and its great...I'm all for Feminism...I'm all for women not being sexually abused and/or assaulted...I'm all for equal rights and equal pay and all that good shit...I have two daughters and I want them to stand up for themselves...I want their voices heard...I want that for everyone....

Except, you ladies (speaking generally) start losing me when I scroll around on Tik Tok...All you fight for and yell about is washed away when you're there lip syncing "I can take your mans if I want to!" WOW!  There could be nothing less feminist then a woman telling another woman she could steal her man if she wanted to...You're not a sister...You're an awful cunt!

But it doesn't end there on Tik Tok....Scroll through Tik Tok and you'll be slammed repeatedly with girls, ladies, women, dancing in sexually provocative ways and lip syncing to rap songs that the lyrics completely objectify and sexualize women...

Now here's the part where some of you "liberated" women tells me that they aren't ashamed of their bodies and by lip syncing these lyrics, they're taking the power back.......

No! Dancing like a stripper and lipping the  words "Bust that pussy open, then I tell her bring it back" is not empowering you.....Girls, you just got played...You are doing what the boys want you to....You're acting sexy, wiggling your ass, sexy poses, and acting like you're talking dirty...Just what the fellas want...They're watching, rubbing their junk and saying to themselves, 'yeah, I'd fuck that...I'd fuck her hard...I'd fuck her until she's dead and then one more time just to be sure.'

Ladies, you did their dirty work for them...You objectified and sexualized yourself.....You took that big fat #MeToo and shoved it up your own ass and some guy jacked off while watching you do it to yourself....You take 2 steps forward, and then you go on Tik Tok and take your gender back 2 miles back...

You want to be respected ladies...Be better...Stop whoring yourselves out to whole fucking internet...Make people earn and deserve your ass shaking.


Have a week.

Freedom of Speech...Not So Much

After finishing this week's MONDAY MOANING, I did as I always do, went to link it on my Facebook page...It is also setup to auto feed into our YouGabSports Facebook Page...But it didn't feed in...And when I tried to link it on my "wall" this is what I got...

It didn't happen with other things I linked...Just Monday Moaning...Now when I link on Facebook, what I post can only be seen by my "Friends"...I have my shit setup pretty secure...The only other place I link is a "private group" of former Sporting News bloggers...So the post is not out there for getting into everyone in the world's feed...So it bothers me that person/persons considered a "friend" would report my posts as "Abusive"...If you don't like it, don't read it...Even better, if it bothers you, you can block it...Unfriend me, and even block me...I've blocked tons of fuckers!  It's just like TV or radio...You don't like what's on, turn it off!

But we live in this oversensitive, cry if I don't like something, because it's not politically correct, pussified fucking world...And all companies do what the crybabies wish...Even if it is only 1-2 people out of my whole list of "Friends"...

As expected I have had no help from Facebook support, because as we all know, support from any company these days sucks balls!


Since I started blogging 8 years ago, I have always found myself under attack, because I don't always take the popular view...And I definitely don't take the PC view...And honestly, I never minded taking on those fights...It gave me more material to rant with...But I'm sick of this shit...Last I checked, Facebook was an American company...America which offers us all the FREEDOM OF SPEECH...And last I checked, the Internet was suppose to be this glorious place filled with free speech and free thought...But it's all being overrun with crybabies...

I tried to link a blog from MY website, onto MY Facebook page, and I was blocked...Seriously...WHAT THE FUCK!?!  Some one explain how this type of retardation goes on!

I've heard all the criticism before...I've been told I objectify women by using the pictures I do at the beginning of each Monday Moaning...But that folks, is just plain ole, BULLSHIT...The pictures I use are of Models, Actresses, and other women who freely post these pictures of themselves for all to see...I am celebrating these women...Celebrating their beauty, sex appeal, strength, boldness, and maybe adding to viewers Spank Bank...I am not objectifying these women or any women...You are...Because you are insecure in yourself, your beliefs, your looks, your character, your strength...

Just because your beliefs/opinions and my beliefs/opinions are different, does not mean you are wrong...Or that I am wrong...It doesn't mean either one of us has a higher moral ground...We just see things differently...What happened to discussion? What happened to debate? Instead, this fucking world has bypassed the good that can come out of that, and now goes straight to "REPORT ABUSE."


I don't force my views on anyone...You have the option to click the link or not...You have the option to out click if you don't like it...You have the option to read on, and challenge my views in the comment thread...But instead, you choose to force your views on me anonymously with your asshole, crybaby, tactics...

I use to love the power and reach of the Internet and all the technology so easily at our fingertips...I'm not sure I have that same love...Is it wrong to wish for the 1950's and 60's era...Yeah, there were problems then too...This country was racist as fuck...But honestly, it still is...

But people didn't cry every time they didn't like something, or their views/beliefs were challenged...They debated...They discussed...They stood up for what the felt and believed, marched, protested, burned their draft cards, burned their bras, they were engaged...Today they just anonymously click "REPORT ABUSE" and move on to the next thing they don't like.

Monday Moaning...Yes, I'm Late....

I was drunk!

It was a crazy busy Sunday night at work, and I had to buy the guys a drink...And I needed one myself...And suddenly it was a few more...I got home, ate some leftover pot roast and passed out in the chair...The dog enjoyed some scraps!

He definitely enjoyed them more then he enjoyed his Halloween costume...

Look at his face in this next one with Molly and Little Beeze...

He looks pissed!

So, the media/news these days is driven by what is going "viral"...What is trending on Twitter...What the big YouTube video is...And this past week, this video got all kinds of heat...




The Internet, and the so-called "news media" were shocked at men still "Cat-call" women...WHY? Seriously, how the fuck is this shocking? Men are pigs...I'm a man, and I'm a pig...I can be honest about it...Most of us can...But seriously, watch the video...

OK, homeless guys said shit...That's what they do...I live in Cleveland, I've seen homeless bums and pan-handlers...They talk, to anyone, about anything, and nothing...Now you throw a chick with tight pants and a tight top into the mix...Holy-fucking-game-on!

Yeah, I said it...I'm calling them on this shit...She's not a 10...But she isn't wearing baggy pants, and an oversized hoodie like she does at home, while stuffing ice cream in her face after her latest breakup...She painted on some jeans, and got a nice, tit-snugging shirt on...The chance of "cat-calls" just multiplied by 10...

Next, I'd like to see the whole fucking ten hours she did this...Did she really say nothing the whole time? Clearly this was edited to give us an example of the elite scumbags...Were there any nice guys that didn't stare at her ass, but looked in her eyes and tried to have a chat...Maybe spit some real game...Offer to take her to lunch, or meet for coffee some time...Probably were a couple good guys...She's probably fucking one of them now...

Do, I have any facts to back up my claims...No more then this bullshit video does, by insinuating that all guys are one step away from being a rapist...As a matter of fact, most of the comments made to her, were not offensive at all..."Have a nice evening"...."Hi Beautiful"..."How you doing?" "How you doing today?"...One guy even said, "Smile!"  Heaven for-fucking-bid...And you know what, when guys say "DAMN!" it's fucking compliment...Be happy some one gives a shit enough to look at you, let alone, inform you that they are attracted to you...Be happy, some guys let you know you're fuckable!

I'm sorry folks, but our media has made some bullshit into a story, again...And while I'm here...That bitch, Brittnay Maynard, that the felt the need to tell the world she was going to have herself wacked (yes I know that's not the technical term)  because she was dying...Why do we care?  Assholes kill themselves every day, and no one gives a fuck...So she was sick, and dying...We all are, just at different rates of speed...But she had to have her "Look at me" moment before she died, because that's what our society has become...If some one would have given her a TV show, she'd still be alive and would want us all to watch her bite it during sweeps week...You know what, Glad she did herself in...One less needy gash on this Earth...

I also found it amusing the number hugely religious people I know who were all about this chick, "Dying with Dignity"...Yeah, I though suicide was a sin fuck-sticks!?!

I feel I have come across as a woman hater today...I'm not...I love you ladies...I just hate bitches!

And while I'm sitting here on the unpopular side of things, all in with offending people...I would also like to defend Chris Rock for his Monologue on Saturday Night Live this past weekend...Chris Rock hit some touchy buttons making jokes about the Freedom Tower, and the Boston Marathon bombing, and tied it all in with how commercialized this country is...People seemed to hear Boston Bombing, and didn't really bother to listen to where he was going...




Dude said some smart shit, and some funny shit...Pull your panties out of you crack, and grow up people...

I always revert back to the late, great Patrice O'Neal when it comes to "funny" and you can joke about anything....





That's what I got...

Have a week...

The Beeze.

Monday Moaning

Welcome to Monday Moaning...And look what I found...If anything should happen to Mrs. Beeze, God forbid...I know who the next target on my list...Look at that...Good body...You know I love the red hair...And look at the skills...Clearly this gal is a dick-wrecker...Just pull it out, stand behind her and see how long you last...Just imagine what else she can do with that body...Wrecking dicks left and right!

Have I objectified women enough yet?  Hey, that's my bread and butter people...the words in between the T&A is just quality filler! And why do I start each Monday Moaning post with an image of an attractive or clearly talented lady (like the one above)? Because it draws eyes to the blog...And once they get past the ass, the read my ranting and raving post, and hopefully it made people laugh, or smile, or think, or even pissed off...As long as it does something for ya...

Am I objectifying women by doing this...Sure, I guess so...Is that wrong? No...Why is it not wrong? Well, lets just start with the gal at the top of this post...She stood in front of some one with a camera and did this...And put it on the internet...So if you put it out there, how have I done anything wrong?  And the same goes for when I use a model's image...They put it out there...I'm just spreading the love they shared...

People have commented that I have daughters, how could I objectify women...Well, I'm a man...I'm a horny all my fucking life, man...I like attractive women...If some guy posted pics of my daughters I'd be pissed...I can't lie about that...If they were done without my daughters knowledge, I'm killing the mother fucker...If my daughter put it out there herself, she'll have to deal with the consequences, including me being pissed at her...

So why is this the topic I'm writing about this week? Because ESPN's Sam Ponder decided to throw  out a tweet that insinuated guys like me who post pics of women on blogs can't be mad with the NFL's weak stance towards Ray Rice beating the shit out of his wife...WHAT!?!  Are you fucking high you idiot bitch!?!  Never have I come out as pro-wife beating...I don't pictures of women being choked, and fisted...I've never written, 'Make the world a better place, punch a bitch in the face!'

Posting an attractive woman's picture and some how jumping to 'They're all about beating women' is just fucking ridiculous...Some guy posts my daughters picture on a blog, that she put on the net will piss me off...Some guy punches my daughter, and they'll never find his fucking body..."Objectifying" women and beating them are different worlds dummy...

Oh, and how did Sam get her ESPN Job? Her job, standing in front of horny college guys, trying to string together a couple sentences about football that make sense....

Oh, that's right...She looks good...She was objectified by the ESPN suits....

Seriously, if I had that ass, blonde hair, and those boots, I'd be killing that Game Day job!....I hate to come across as a total, male pig, but she only has that job because she's good looking...Because college guys get all horned up for her...Like this classic sign from last year...

Oh, and Sam is not alone...WEEI in Boston just suspended a Radio host, Kirk Minihane who trashed Erin Andrews after her piss-poor performance at the All-Star game...Dude called her out for what she is...A bad reporter...A bobble head with a good body, and if it wasn't for her looks she wouldn't be where she is...Why did WEEI take so long to suspend Minihane in this day and age of PC bullshit, and quick to fire because some one was offended crap?  Well, they actually stood by him until FOX pitched a bitch, and pulled all their advertising from the Radio station...

Fox....Fox Sports that regionally pushes it's merry band of hotties at Baseball and Hockey games...

FOX....FOX Sports1 which features and promotes its stars....

I'm sorry FOX buy I'm calling bullshit...You lead the league in objectifying women...You have the elite crew of ex-sideline "reporters"...You know, the hotties that asked the coach idiotic questions as he ran to the locker room for halftime...You have a cream of the crop of bobble-headed, bleach blonde news readers...Get off your high horse...Dude called your girl out for being the hack she is, and it was funny...Tell her to shut-up, and get naked in front of another camera, because that's all she's good for...We've all seen her commercials...She sucks at those too!


Oh, and as for my official stance on Ray Rice...The NFL is full of shit...Smoke weed, 6 games...Smoke weed again, the season...Punch the fuck out of a women, 2 games...Fuck the NFL....Ad as for Ray Rice...He needs to be pistol-whipped! That's how I feel about fuckers hitting women...

Now be a good girl and go get a hula hoop and get that ass in game-shape!


Have a week, The Beeze.


(how many women did I just piss off?)

Augusta Admits First Femal Members...

And the sky didn't fall!

Since it was founded in 1932, Augusta has been a Men Only Club...Until this week, when they invited former Secretary of State, Condoleezza Rice, and South Carolina financier Darla Moore, to become it's first female members...I'm sure some of the good ole boys were clutching their chests, thinking this was how the end of the World begins...Relax, it's okay, the world will survive this...

But now that this barrier has been broken through, I feel it's time for me to make a push, to break down another barrier...Tomorrow, I'm going to begin my quest, to become a member of CURVES...I bet they won't let me in...As much as women complain about males and their double standards, they often don't budge on theirs...Hey, ladies are allowed in at Augusta now...Why can't a guy workout at Curves?

I actually don't care if Curves lets me in...There are plenty of places for me to workout at...Oh yeah, I gotta get my fat ass off the computer, and actually make an effort to exercise, before I should complain about where I can exercise...Just like there were plenty of other places for women to play golf...(Seriously, over 17,000 in the U.S.)...So why make such a big deal about stupid Augusta? A bunch of narrow-minded rich douches...Why would you want to be around those ass-hats?

Do women really feel they have reached some level of equality now?

Women have always considered the weaker of the two genders...Which I would gladly argue for the side of women...Yeah, I may throw a better punch then my wife...Sure I can throw a baseball, and I have better bat-speed then her...But I was there as she gave birth to our 3 children...Throwing a punch ain't shit compared to pushing a life out through your pisser...And I won't ever be offering to do that...And I highly doubt I have the same mental toughness that she had to go through that...

I find everything about this topic, idiotic...It's stupid that Augusta has refused to allow women in for all these years...But it's a private, and they have the right to do what they want...Yet women have fought against it for years, even though there are plenty of other stupid golf courses...Oh, and golf is stupid...Women have no problem with having their own private places...And now there are women who have a sense of equality, because a bunch of rich, backwards-thinking , douchebags, have allowed two rich, women to join their club...Now a few more sponsors will be happy to put money into the Masters and Augusta..It's all fucking nonsense!

And ladies, as a father of two young girls (almost 11 and almost 2) let me tell you what I intend on telling them as they grow up...

'You're equal to, if not better then any man out there...You don't need to be a member of their shitty golf club to prove that...Do your own thing...You don't have to prove anything to anyone except yourself.'

Look out Curves...I'm coming for you...

Later, The Beeze.

Rest In Peace Patrice O'Neal

Word broke today that comedian Patrice O'Neal (41) had died...He had suffered a stroke back on October 19th...Since then there had no talk of his recovery as his family has kept things quiet...All of us who are fans of his comedy were hoping for good news soon, but sadly things didn't turn out that way...

I first learned of Patrice O'Neal from the Opie and Anthony Show...His open and honest takes on women, relationships, race, and everything else were not only funny, but brilliant...It's not just a sad day for the comedy world, it's a sad day for the world.

Here are a few examples of Patrice bringing us laughs and thoughts...




From his last stand up special, Elephant in the Room"










Here Patrice breaks down the song "Creep"...It's hilarious, because it's true!




Here's Patrice standing up to dolts about what funny is...




Listen up ladies...




Here's the Classic, "Side Pussy"





Rest In Peace Patrice O'Neal.

It's Your Responsibility Not Your Job

Some ladies are going to get pissed about this, but too bad...Women have fought for equal rights for years, so it's time to take the good with the bad...

lately I've heard too much talk about women being mothers, and calling it a job...Then today I saw these two women talking about studies on stay at home moms vs. working moms...But they kept referring to being a mother as a job...THIS was the one woman...I wasn't impressed with her non-stop smiling, and her upbeat tone, about how moms who work, are better at their job as a mother...

First, I have no problem with working mothers...My mom went back to work, when I was in 2nd grade, and it didn't effect me...She wasn't ant better or worse of a mother...But also, there was my Dad...Remember Dad...The other parent...When mom went to her 9-5 job, he switch his schedule, to 4-midnight...So there was always a parent around...So that some one was there if we needed it...

In my early years of fatherhood, I worked 70 hours a week, and my wife stayed home with the baby...Then she got a good job, and I switched jobs, to work less hours, and be home more...Now she is the primary bread winner, and I am the primary care giver...I get them ready and off to school...Go to work...Pick them up...Play at the park...Do homework with them...Make dinner...Wash the dishes...I get up with the baby at night...I am the Mr. Mom...

Guess what? I don't call being a father, my job...I've never heard a father say that...Ladies, it's not your job to be a parent...It's your responsibility! Once a guy unloads into a woman, what comes next, is his responsibility...Once you let a guy unload in you, what happens nest, is a responsibility...Can it be tough? Yes...Could it tire you out like work? Yes...Is it you job? NO! There's no paycheck involved...Just the hope that you didn't screw these kids up to bad!

It's time to man-up ladies!

Maybe I haven't explained my displeasure well...But I hope some one out there gets it...For a laugh, here's Bill Burr's take on Stay at Home Moms...




Later, The Beeze.

Beyonce Is Full of Shit

Yeah, I said it...Sunday night Beyonce put on a huge production for her song, "Run the World (Girls)"...This is suppose to be another one of those female empowerment songs...Stop right there...I'm not a sexist...I'm all for equal rights...I'm Mr. fucking Mom, and my wife makes more than I do...You will never see me shitting on female empowerment/encouragement, unless it is justified...

Well this time it is...Beyonce, you and your girls ain't running shit! Not with this piece of shit song...



If all you have to offer is not really singing, and shaking your ass like a stripper, you aren't going to run the world...In case you missed what this dope was saying in the song, here are the lyrics, without her annoying, and meaningless shouts and chants...

"Boy don't even try to take us
Boy this beat is crazy
This is how they made me
Houston, Texas baby
This goes out to all my girls
That's in the club rockin' the latest
Who will buy it for themselves and get more money later

I think I need a barber
None of these bitches can fade me
I'm so good with this,
I remind you I'm so hood with this

Boy I'm just playing, come here baby
Hope you still like me, If you hate me
My persuasion can build a nation
Endless power, our love we can devour
You'll do anything for me"

NO...NO I WON'T DO ANYTHING FOR YOU!

That's not empowering or encouraging...It's just fucking stupid!
This song teaches young women/girls nothing, except maybe a couple new moves for the club...

Beyonce, you don't run shit...You're full of shit...And you wish you could have been Janet Jackson...Eat a dick!

Later, The Beeze.

Legs & "Side P*s$y"

This post is a simple one...The title says it all...LEGS...There's something so wonderful about legs...Strong and firm, but yet, so very soft...(Unless you're dealing with some unf*ckable creature that doesn't shave her legs)

YUCK!

There's nothing like starting at her feet and slowly working your way up to that sweet, sweet, lunch pail...Legs are the Yellow Brick Road, that lead to the promised lands...(yes, I said landS)

As Al Pacino said in "Scent of a Woman"...

"Women! What can you say? Who made 'em? God must have been a f*ckin' genius."

Now the second part of this post...

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Sound designer Troy Quan from Sirius XM put this together recently...A song called "Side P*ssy" ...He used clips from comedian Patrice O'Neal...Patrice has some strong and funny opinions on women, relationships, and sex...You may not laugh, but I sure as hell did!

Have a good weekend...

Later, The Beeze.

Women

I love women....How can I not...

The other day I was thinking about all the women I loved...Or lusted...Or screwed...Or should have screwed....What brought this up....My daughter...She asked if I ever was loved any girls besides Mommy...I didn't lie and say NO...But it crossed my mind....Yes, I'm that dad that doesn't want his daughter to know about boys and the joys of sex, and the pain of heartache...But I know that's not gonna happen...She's the product of my wife and I...Which means I'm in for a lot of worrying in the coming years...NO F*CKING PUN INTENDED THAT TIME...

But I did give her the whole deal about how Mommy is my one true love...I truly believe and have no problem with my kids believing in fairy tales...Then she asked me if I had any pictures of any other girls...She didn't mean the ones in my porn vault...She was talking about girls I dated...I said no...She then reported this to her mother...

My wife then asked if I really didn't have any old pictures...No I don't...I threw them all away right around the time we got married...One old high school sweet c*nt...I mean heart...I burned her pictures in my buddies driveway...So the wife said "what about memories?" Well I have a great memory...I always have...Any memories I have are in my head...And if you're one of the ladies from my past, I remember you...

What makes you women so great...Breasts...Yes seriously...What else? A nice ass is always good...Oh yes...The Vagina is a wonderful thing too!!!

Yes I know there's more to women then the fun parts...There's nothing like a woman's eyes...Especially when they are looking up at you with your c*ck in their mouth...

I love women's hair...I prefer it long...Hey, you like a long d!ck...I like long hair...It doesn't have to be down to your ass, but at least to the shoulders...Hair color...Well I like the basic blond, brunette, and red heads, but it's okay to mix in a freaky chick with some purple, or some other goofy sh!t...Mix it up, that's what I say...Mrs. Beeze is a "dirty blond"...I like that...The name and the color...But my favorite has always been RED HEADS....There is something so god damn sexy about red heads....There's some kinda magic power in that red hair...So if my wife reads this now she'll understand why I'm always trying to get her to color her hair with a little red tint...

I like glasses...Glasses are sex...and they are good protection if you're more of a painter then a swallower...

I love women wearing "boy shorts"...I don't know why the f*ck they're called that...If I ever saw a dude wearing them I'd puke, then punch him in the face...

Thongs are good too...Easier to pull to the side...Don't wear a thong if you've got even a hint of cottage cheese...That's just rude and gross...

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I like you wearing stockings...I like you wearing those tight little shorts that say IRISH across the ass...Mrs. Beeze has a couple pairs...I love those...Reverse Cowgirl...Pull them to the side...Oh yeah...

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I could go on all night with this love fest, but I'm getting a little excited, and well, I need to get the poison out....I know there are many other great things about women I haven't touched on this evening...We may have to do multiple volumes of this....

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The words in this post are my true feelings...not all of my feeling, but some of the more light hearted ones...So please don't get your boy shorts in a bunch...Just trying to get out some of my hornyness, and have a laugh...

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Later, The Beeze.

What Men Want

This post is inspired by Cherie / Butterfly Dreamer....http://butterflydreamer-dreamlight.blogspot.com/2009/02/what-do-men-want.html

She wrote what I consider a beautiful rant...I love a good rant...It started some good comments also...Then I also got a great e-mail tonight...I'll be sharing what that is about later this week...But right now, I thought I would share my take on what men want...Well at least what I want...

It would be easy to steal the three Fs from a great comic..."Feed me! F**k me! And shut the F**k up!

But that's not it...Maybe because my wife can't cook...No sh!t, she has burned water...Seriously...Her in a kitchen doing anything but getting bent over by me is bad...

As boys, and continuing as we grow into men we are taught women are complex, and impossible to figure out...We as men are often portrayed as dolts...A lump of sh!t sitting on the couch, watching the game, scratching our junk, and being told to stop procrastinating....Oh and we never put the seat down...What a crock of sh!t....I always put the seat down, and I close the lid!!!

Girls, and women are told that men aren't sensitive...and need to be trained...I got a train for ya!

Some of us are just as sensitive as women...But the difference...Women are told that their emotions and sensitivity are good things...Boys growing up are often taught that these are bad things...The only time to show emotion is when playing sports...But don't you cry pussy....Many boys are taught to suppress things...Their old man saying..."Don't be so soft!" "Stop being so sensitive!"

"Knuckle up!" So on and so forth...

Now I know some people are saying The Beeze isn't sensitive...Mr. F**k this, and F**k that...Mr. you're a C*nt...But you're wrong...I've got a soft side...And yes I hide it often...Look at my profile picture...A f**king goalie mask...I would say that speaks volumes....With help,I have been slowly pulling the mask away...

You women have us pegged wrong...We are just as complex...That's why there is the natural attraction between men and women....(Well most of the time)

Now to what men want...Well at least speaking for myself...Shut up during the game...You can talk during commercials...I doubt it's anything important...Especially when I just Jr.'s college fund on the Patriots, and Brady just got knocked out of the game...

Try some of this freaky sh!t I watch on the computer every night...You don't like the fact that I watch so much porn...Then be willing to get dirty once in a while...

At least pretend like you're listening when I'm talking about how the Rangers pissed me off tonight....If I gotta listen to go on and on about those stupid ass Twilight books, you could at least return the favor...

If we are at the movies, and it's something we haven't seen yet...Don't ask me what's going to happen....I've seen the same sh!t as you...If I could see the future I wouldn't have wasted $20 to go see this piece of sh!t...

Now this is the BIGGY....

I want a BLUMPY!!!

If you don't know what this wonderful gift is...Wow! You need to find out...I'm here for ya....A BLUMPY is when you are getting a blow job while taking a sh!t...

You're thinking WTF Beeze!?!

Don't knock it until you try it....I enjoy dropping a good deuce...Mix that with the joy and beauty of a woman wrapping her lips around the business end of my c*ck...Now that is wonderful....

Problem is not many gals are up for that kind of challenge...I've only received this gift from two women...They both charged by the hour...Ha!!!

Mrs. Beeze gave this a big NO!!! Followed by a What the F**k is wrong with you...

But hey, I said I was gonna say what I want in this post...There it is....

I'd give up on the others for the Blumpy....In the long run it may be easier to drop and gobble while I dump, then to pony up the rest of the list...

Later, The Beeze