Drop Dead Lady Gaga

Wednesday night this stupid bitch Lady Gag came to Cleveland...Clearly I'm not a fan, and I wasn't at the show...But my big, gay, co-worker was...Yes, Lady Gag is the new Queen of the gays, taking over for Madonna...By taking over, I mean being a total Madonna copy-cat...So he gave me all the details to help fuel my rage...Why should I get worked up about this? I don't like her, or her music...Hell I have heard hardly any of it...

Well one reason is she's an unoriginal twat...Another reason is she tries way to hard to be shocking...It's just gotten pretty fucking lame...And we all know, I love calling people out for being assholes...

So, at Wednesday night she decided to make the audience wait...They waited 2 hours after the time she was suppose to be on stage, for her to finally show up and do her Madonna-like show...2 hours...I wouldn't wait 2 hours for anyone...Even worse, people paid up to $250 for tickets...Including my informant...Listen, I wouldn't pay $250 to see Jesus, let alone this hack...

So Thursday, when it gt out how she made people wait, and many were unhappy, she made a statement saying she was talking to her mother, who is very sick...Umm, I don't give a fuck...You raped people for $250 a seat, you get your ass out on that stage on time...Tell my she's gotta call back later...There's a arena full of broke-ass queens, who spent a shit-load on tickets and glitter...Get out there and dance whore!

My informant also told me about her little, 'let me shock people moments' like when she said, "All my fags pull out you dicks and start beating them." Really? People paid $250 to have this gash tell gay guys to circle jerk! Hey I'm all for masturbation...I just rubbed one out a few minutes ago, but I wouldn't want to go to a concert and see a bunch of guys punchin' the munchkin'

I was told there were kids there...Young teens...Parents who let a kid that wasn't at least in high school, should be beaten...You should know what this hole is about...If my daughter was 13 and wanted to go to this show, the answer would have been a big fucking NO...Hey I didn't let my daughter see Miley Cyrus' last tour, because it wasn't Hannah Montana, it was Miley, sluttin' it up on stage...

I feel as if I'm sounding kinda prudish...Maybe, but oh fucking well...Lady Gaga sucks...Her antics are annoying...She's unoriginal, and she made people wait 2 hours after they spent way too much money to watch her nonsense...Fuck her!

Later the Beeze.

Priorities

Yes Cleveland, my beloved hometown, I'm about to take a dump all over you again!

People,especially here in the Cleve are all a buzz, that Browns running back Peyton Hillis beat out Michael Vick for the "Madden '12" cover...Now I love how Peyton Hillis plays, and how he busted his ass last year for the Browns...I loved him when he blowing people up at Arkansas with Felix Jones and Darren McFadden, but there are bigger fish to fry...

The Cleveland Schools a shit-canning 800 teachers and staff...Fire stations are being closed...350-400 city emploees are being laid off, including a lot of police officers...The latest class at the academy will be allowed to graduate, but won't be sworn in...Sorry guys, thanks for busting your ass, but no job for you...

But don't worry Clevelanders, you voted you asses off to get Peyton Hillis on the "Madden" cover...Way to go, now you just brought that curse down on us...Fucking dummies!

I'd love to see Hillis hold a press conference and say, "I'd really like to thank all the fans in Cleveland, for ruining my fucking career!"

That's all for now...Oh if you want to catch my views on some hot-button issues, my second edition of IGNORANCE_WAS_BLISS was posted Tuesday night...

Later, The Beeze.

Ignorance Was Bliss (part 2)

So it's time for round two of this series...I actually changed my mind with where I wanted to go with this one, so part 3 may be tomorrow...But in this episode I'm going after a story that the news, all networks, and social media have been pounding into our face...Another story that makes me think we'd be better off not paying attention to the news...

Donald fucking Trump...This fucking ass-hat, and he is, look at that retarded hair...But this ass-hat has been on a non-stop, magical mystery tour of bullshit...And every talk show, news show, radio show, any open mic will let this fuck-tard spew his drivel...He's been beating this Jesse Venture like, conspiracy theory that President Obama is not American, to death...

So I'm going to clear the air...First, if you disagree with the President's politics, or views, or how he deals with things, that's fine...I don't agree with everything he does, or doesn't do...Feel free to challenge him on that...But to go after this "Birther" crap is just ridiculous...Let me explain...

First, his mother is American...She was born in Kansas...I repeat, His Mother is an American citizen...That right there is enough for me...My mom is American, so am I...Get it! No one seemed to mind that John McCain was born in Panama...Why? Because his mommy was American! Don't worry, "Birthers" if that's not enough, I've got more...

Second, every single Congressman, and Senator has a FBI file...They investigate them all...Which means President Obama does as well...And I'm sure they were made to do some extra research when he became a Presidential candidate...Oh, and the Secret Service opens a file on all Presidential candidates...So if the FBI and Secret Service are satisfied, why the fuck isn't Donald Trump?

Now many people want to call "Birthers" racist...Well I'm sure some are...But not the good kind of racists...You know, the ones who just flat out say it..."I don't like him, he's a nigger!" At least those backwards ass, retards are honest...

But I won't say that's the only reason for this bullshit...I mean Donal Trump just said, "I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks." How can you not believe those words?

But all Trump is doing is stirring the big PR pot...Keeping his name out there, and getting big ratings for his stupid ass show...He's not really going to run for President...One, he doesn't want all his financial dirt getting out there...and two, once NBC offers him a contract for another season of his fuck-tard show, he'll pull himself, and his stupid hair out of the race...Why do you think other Republicans are being so quiet...They don't want to get into a back and forth with this dope, and that way they can ask him for some money after he's out of it...

Okay, so can we put that stupid baby to bed now?

Since I brought up racism before, let me ask you this...Is the following video racist?




I'll say yes, yes it is...Next question...Can something be racist and funny at the same time? Yes, yes it can...I laughed when I saw that...I knew it wasn't PC, but I laughed...I know Hockey, and know PK Subban, and he's quickly becoming one of the most hated players in the NHL...So the fact that some one took that ad, and mixed in some O.J. was funny to me...

Sticking with this topic, there are some videos out there featuring a guy named Tubesteak...This are intended to be humorous, with their over the top stereotypes of the Black community...




Now was that funny? I would say it's funny...I laughed at plenty of that stereotypical bullshit...Now do is it racist? Most would say it isn't because black people made it...Fuck it, I can live with that...But there are people out there, who are ignorant, and don't get that it's suppose to be humor...And is it humor like that, holding firm to stereotypes, that keeps racist thoughts alive and strong...I think so...Stupid people see that, and think that's the sum of the black race...SO they may have gotten some laughs, but they'll also get those awkward looks as well...

It really was a better time, when I didn't pay attention to the rest of the world...

Later, the Beeze.

Monday Moaning

I hope all had a happy Easter...Or if that isn't your thing, I hope you had a good weekend...Mine was alright...But before I get to that...Let me pimp something I started Friday...The first of a series that I call IGNORANCE_WAS_BLISS...

So let me hang my head first...My New York Rangers lost their series to the Washington Capitals Saturday...They played hard...They gave the Capitals every thing thy had...But sadly, they didn't have much scoring...Goalie Henrik Lundqvist did all he could, as he has all year...Oh, and he got snubbed for a Vezina nomination...But I like the Rangers' future...They have stopped bying big-name players, and started drafting well, and developing well...Their blue line is stocked with talent...And guys like Dubinsky, Callahan, and Anisimov give them a nice core...Plus guys like Boyle and Prust, 4th liners before, have show they can play like second and on special teams...I have high hopes for next season...

Right now I'm rooting hard for the Chicago Blackhawks, after the crap CANUCKS fans pulled...It's a must win for the 'Hawks...I'll let you know what happens...(2-2 in second intermission) If the 'Hawks don't win it, then I'm pulling for whoever is playing the Canucks, and there overrated goalie Roberto Luongo...

Canucks fans weren't the only people talking trash lately...The Habs and Bruins have been going at it hard...Canadiens fans weren't happy about Andrew Ference flipping them the bird...




Then Saturday night injured Canadiens player Max Pacioretty talked some smack via Twitter about Brad Marchand, which got the Bruins fans talking shit about Pacioretty's broken neck and concussion...WOW! All this social media has made us all so much more classy!

But enough Hockey for now...Sunday morning I was awakened by the sound of two kids searching for Easter baskets...Oh the joy of kids finding candy, and toys...Yes, we give them a couple of small toys, and less candy...After the dental hell we went through with our oldest, fuck the candy, go play!

In the afternoon, the Little Beeze and I were heading to the Cleveland Museum of Natural History...He loves that joint...Before we left he dropped a deuce...To everyone's surprise, his shit was totally, and completely blue...Seriously blue...He didn't feel sick...Nothing hurt...Just some blue logs...Then I saw that the wife had left a couple of the tablets for coloring eggs, out on the table...She said one was missing...How much you want to bet it was blue, and the little dolt thought it was candy!?!

So to the Museum we went....Here's a tip...Go on Easter! Place was almost empty...Hell, they didn't even charge us for the parking...Here he is with Triceratops...



('Hawks and Canucks are tied at 3 now)

Last week I wrote about my disgust over how the American media has been gushing over the upcoming Royal Wedding...It's gotten worse...All the morning shows are talking about it...The Nightly News is spending at least 10 minutes on it...Every network is sending shit-tons of staff to cover it...My Mother-in-law showed up today to visit for the week, and said she was getting up at 4:00AM Friday to watch this horse shit...

Seriously America, what is wrong with you? Why? Why? are you so obsessed with powerless, figureheads, from the country that or forefathers fled from? ANSWER ME!?!

Before I go, I thought I'd give you a quality, Easter Hockey Fight...Evgeny Artuykhin ain't taking anyone's shit apparently...



And, the Blackhawks just won 4-3 in overtime...They have beaten the Canucks in 3 straight games...Unreal how the Canucks are folding...Tune into Versus on Tuesday night around 9 and see the 'Hawks take 4 in a row, and knock the Canucks and that hack Luongo out!

Have a Week...

Later, The Beeze.

Ignorance Was Bliss (part 1)

I've been in a mood lately...Yes, I'm over-tired, but that doesn't really have anything to do with it...I've realized how much easier life was when I didn't give a shit about anything other than myself...Sex, drinking, and rock & roll...

I was always interested in History...Hell 6 more credits and I could be an unemployed History teacher...So because of that I always paid attention to the news, but back in my youth, it didn't really impact me that much...Then I got married, and started pumping out kids, now I had to care/worry about people other than myself...Now the news has a much bigger impact on me, and I'm starting to hate it....

I pay too much attention to politics, and what is going on in the world! I don't actually believe that...People who have no clue about what is going on in the world make me nuts...But I wish I didn't care as much as I do...I sure as hell would be a happier man...So I'm going to be posting a few blogs about shit in the news that really has me pissed off...Some you may know about...Some you may not...

First up, the Great State of Ohio...It seems there is always something popping up in my home state that makes me physically ill...Recently and quietly, the state legislature has been working on a bill that would make it legal for people that have a Concealed-Carry permit, to wear/carry their gun with them into a bar, restaurant, or sporting venue...So we want to mix guns and alcohol? What the fuck are these people thinking...Listen, I'm not some hippie, anti-gun fuck-tard...You want your gun, that's fine...But the last thing we need is guys in a bar, getting heated over sports or politics, and then boom...Dead bodies everywhere...

Christ there's a guy in a coma, because he was wearing a Giants cap, and some boozed up Dodgers fans beat his ass for it...Now we'll let them bring their guns!?! Fuck that! The Indians thought ticket sales were bad before, just wait until half the seats sold are people who are strapped...

This just seems, stupid and unnecessary...And it will pass, because the NRA has boat loads of money and lobbyists helping t o push it through...

I jokingly called Ohio, Little Texas...Then I started thinking about that place...It can't all be bad...But their governor is an ass-hat...I saw how the wild-fires are raging all over the state of Texas, and while I feel bad for the citizens, my first thought was fuck'em...WHY? Because their ass-hat governor Rick Perry wants to secede from the United States...Go ahead and be part of Mexico then dummy...And while your state is burning, don't go asking us for any federal assistance and aid...You want to be on your own...Go for shithead!

Since I was talking Ohio, and idiot governors, I guess I need to come back to Ohio...Since Our new Governor has stepped into office, he has given his staff raises, then told us we need to make cuts...He's trying to take down the police, fire, and teachers unions, just like that asshole in Wisconsin...

Then Governor Kasich who was one of these fuck-stains that ran on getting more jobs here, and how important education is to our future, put forth his budget...So much for jobs...His budget has fucked cities so badly, that they are all looking at shit-canning police officers, firefighters, and teachers...More jobs you say Mr. Kasich...You budget just got 700 Cleveland School Teachers and staff fired...

Now I agree that we as a country and as individual states need to make some cuts...The debt in this country is insane, but these twats refuse to look in their own home for cuts...I'm sure our public officials can get by without some of that over inflated staff they have...Why not take a pay cut, instead of the pay increase this year? Oh that's right...You say you care about us folks, but really we know that's all bullshit...You're a politician...




See wasn't it nicer when we didn't really care that much...

Stay tuned...

Later, The Beeze.

CanucksFans Need Thicker Skin/Class

Yeah, I said it...Before the NHL Playoffs got rolling, Theo Fleury was on the radio, and asked for his playoff predictions...Fleury Predicted the Vancouver Canucks would get bounced in the 1st round, and pointed to Roberto Luongo's history of failure in the playoffs...

So what's the big deal...He was asked, and answered...And you know what else...Luongo has been overrated for years...I squeeze into my blog a couple times a year...

Well Canucks fans weren't real happy with Theo's opinion...Of course some backlash is expected, but Johnny Canucks took to Twitter, Facebook, and Team Forum pages to go after Fleury hard...Normally I wouldn't care, as I said, to some extent it's expected...But then they went after Fleury's dark, ugly, and terrifying past...They went hard at Fleury's past alcoholism, and drug-abuse...Both that were clearly brought on, or enhanced by what they got on him about next...Him being sexual abused by his Junior Hockey coach, Graham James...

Anyone who read his book, which I'm sure plenty of these people did, would know that Fleury started drinking heavily in his teens to try an cope with the abuse...He was so terrified at night, he needed to blackout to sleep...As he got older, he was still haunted by it, and afraid to sleep...So then the drugs got in the mix...

Rivalries are fine...Talking shit with some one you don't agree with is okay...Ripping a guy about getting sexually abused as a kid, because he didn't think your team would get through the first round of the playoffs...That's just a cunt move Vancouver fans...I hope Luongo blows both his knees out!

I'll stick with Theo!

Later, The Beeze.

Monday Moaning

So here I sit, late Sunday night and wondering what to write about...First let me start with linking an outburst I had last week, in case you missed IT...

What else happened? The Mrs. and I celebrated our 10 year anniversary...We had a great dinner at the Fish House since that's where this whole thing began...The took great care of us, really hooked us up...Christ, they should have since I've spent 15 years working for them...

Then there was the Hockey...Yes, the NHL playoffs have not been going as well as I would have liked...Mainly since the Rangers are down 2-1...They squeaked out their first win Sunday afternoon...The big problem is the same one they've had all year...They are struggling to score...They're also really missing Ryan Callahan...Kid played on the Penalty Kill, the Power Play, and they couldn't get his regular shift out there enough...Callahan was injured at the end of the season, blocking a shot...One of the probably 200 he blocked all year...

Chris Drury is back from injury, but he's covered in rust...Gaborik who has battled injuries all year, and his whole career has had tons of ice time, with little to show for it...Goalie Henrik Lundqvist has spent all year caring the team, and he's going to have to do it through the playoffs if the Rangers are going to go anywhere...

The Bruins have not looked like the same team they did during the regular season, and the Habs are loving it...I was thinking the Chicago Blackwawks could really shake up the experts and knock-off the Canucks, but that doesn't look like it's going to happen, as Vancouver is up 3-0...

Moving on, Baseball season is in full swing now...We're a couple of weeks in and the monotony is already setting in...I know people love Baseball and Hell I do, but the season seems too long for me...Thankfully there is Fantasy Baseball, which helps me stay focused...I know people think I should be fired up about Baseball since the Indians are doing so well, but I'm not sold...It's early, and I don't thing the young rotation will be able to keep tearing it up like this...Plus I really hate those red hats they wear at home on weekends...Not to sound like a gay fashion guy, but they just look bad!

Oh, and on the topic of Baseball...There was that awful incident with the Giants fan getting beat down by Dodger fans...First, Just another reason to hate LA...Second, Now teams are getting rid of there half-priced beer nights, and are talking about cutting back beer sales...Fuck that for a couple reasons...1. Once again, the many are being punished because of the acts of a few...2. I don't know if you've noticed but there have been a lot of empty seats in the Baseball Stadiums this year...Even places like Wrigley...These teams need to do whatever they can to get people to show up, and cheap beer works...And cheap is a relative term....They over-charge so much for beer, that even half-price isn't that great!

You know, some things aren't the fault of booze...They're simply the fault of stupid fucking idiots!

Some thing else I need to get off my chest..."The Royal Wedding" Fuck this shit...Fuck the Prince, and this skirt he's banging...Most importantly, fuck the media that has been building this shit up for the last two months...Why is there a story about this on the evening news, in the United States, every fucking night...

These twats aren't our powerless, figureheads...They belong to England, yet the U.S. media just keeps cramming this shit down our throats...And then of course there are the mindless Americans that actually care...They act like this wedding, this marriage, is going to do something amazing to the world...It's not dummies...It's not going to bring world peace...It won't fix the economy, here or world wide...It won't save Japan from breaking into a million Nuclear reactive pieces...It has no meaning or long-term affect on anything, except for the lives of these two dopes who are getting hitched...

Oh, please talking head, news reporter, please list the guest list snubs...My day won't be complete until I know which waste of sperm isn't invited to the shindig...Sweet Jesus, please do another story on how the Bride's life will change once she marries the Prince! Here, I'll knock it out real quick for ya...Bitch is gonna be rich as fuck, and not have to work for anything for the rest of her life! Done...

Why the fuck is America so enamored by the country our Forefathers fled from?

Now I'll close with a Brit song...




Have a week...

Later, The Beeze.

I'm Pissed

So this post isn't gonna be filled with fun shit, like favorite Beatles songs or sports rah, rah...This is just me...Pissed at people...

First on my list is the Cleveland media/Police department... Friday, in the early hours of the morning, an off-duty Police Officer, named Walter Thomas, was working side job, at a local club...He witnessed a man, Aaron jones, shoot at another man...Thomas identified himself as a Police Officer, and told Jones to freeze, and drop the gun...Jones raised his gun towards Thomas, and Thomas dropped his ass with three shots...Three shots that killed Jones...So why am I pissed?

1. The Police Department is up Thomas' ass because he didn't get "proper approval" to work the side job...

2. Jones' family bitching that the shooting wasn't justified...Which lead to idiots in the media saying this shooting smelt dirty...Fuck-tards!

Ummm, if you don't drop the weapon, and you turn it on the Cop...Not only will you get shot...You should get shot...Plus Jones' family wants to act like he was some model fucking citizen...This asshole has been in and out of the system since he was 15, with a history of violence...Duh, he was shooting at some one when Thomas took hik down...Jones was such a class act, that he was on the FBI's most wanted list for Cleveland...

As the Police Officers Union said, "Thomas saved lives. He should get a medal, not a hearing." Damn Right!

Next up...Since I've had my cell phone, (over a year) I've gotten calls for some bitch named Norma...I have often answered calls and informed these people tha they had teh wrong number...I've only gotten few texts, and I only responded once, letting them know they had the wrong number...

Then there was this asshole who texted me today...He texted me this...

"Why didn't you pay my taxes for '09, and the penalty for '08! You told everyone you did! Who's been the liar! This is crap norma! I have to spend more money to ind out your bullshit story? You paid yours! How interesting!"

When I first read this, I was thinking what the fuck...But I was in a bad mood, so I called the number the text came from...Of course the chicken shit didn't answer his phone...Just send a blind, bitchy text, and then don't pick-up when that number calls you back...

So I left a voicemail..."Hey, I'm sick of getting Norma's fucking calls and texts...You have the wrong number."

So a minute later, my phone rings...Guess who? I say hello...He says, "Who is this?" My reply, "It's they guy who sick of getting Norma's calls and texts." He was angry, but apologized, saying "Well that's my bad on my end, but you don't need to swear."

So now, I'm really pissed...I reminded him that he felt it was okay to swear in a text he sent to my phone, even if it was meant for some one else, he should shut the fuck up, and I reiterated that I was sick of getting Norma's calls...He wasn't pleased, and told me to "Change your fucking number!" SO I of course told him, "Learn the right number, you fucking idiot...Fucking cocksucker...Fucking die!" And I hung up...He didn't call back...

Now before I got the text, I was pissed about an issue my son had at school...There is a little girl who is a problem...She is the product of a single mother, (SHOCKING!) and clearly has some mental issues...(Mommy probably was high as fuck while pregnant) Yes, I'm a judgemental prick!

This girl has been a problem since pre-school...Punching, biting, Cutting one boys hair, nothing but a problem...Well today she spit in the Little Beeze's eye...So I talked to the teacher, and principal, and made it clear that I was sick of the "We're working on it" crap, and that if anything like this happens again, I'll will go to the school board and do everything to get this kid booted...Oh, and that my son has my permission to defend himself, so if she got punched in the throat, it's on her and them!

I've had enough of all these, idiot, douchebag, fucking dolts in the world...And I haven't even touched on the fucking ass-hat politicians that are really fucking things up...Maybe I'll get to those fucks later in the week...Cunts!

Later, The Beeze.

Monday Moaning

So much to talk about and so little time...Where should we begin? How about the Cleveland Indians...They've won 7 games in a row...I can hear Robin now...'Holy Shit Batman!' Yes, it's big news here in the Cleve, yet Progressive Field was fucking empty for a 3 game stint with the Red Sox...Maybe people here have finally decided to hold their optimism back a bit...Thank God for that!

Speaking of the Cleve...Last week Charlie Sheen brought is stupid ass, Torpedo of Truth show to town...A couple friend went, one took video of the crowd chanting "7 gram rocks"...Of course Cleveland is the town that would support a serious crack problem...Sheen's show got mixed reviews here, but many of the people that went got hammered and enjoyed it...But as I write this I'm seeing the twitter feed of people who are at the show in New York...Or were at the show...Yes, it seems people in other towns aren't fans of his bullshit...So proud of this town again!

And since I mentioned the Red Sox series in Cleveland...I want to take a shot at the Red Sox front office...This past off-season I was annoyed when the Sox picked up David Ortiz's over-priced contract extension...Then resigned now stiff, aging catcher, Jason Varitek, and let Victor Martinez walk, banking on Jerrod Saltalamacchia to be their #1 catcher...How's that working dummies...Saltalamacchia has 4 hits in 8 games, and is getting really good at throwing balls over second and into the outfield...Dopes!

Since I just talked Indians and Red Sox, how can I not mention Manny Ramirez retiring...Yes, Man-Ram got busted juicing again, and instead of taking a 100 game suspension, and the league lecture about substance abuse program, Manny said the hell with it...People have always hated on Manny...Here, because he left and went to Boston...Everywhere, because he was a dope...He was a dope that was one of the best pure hitters ever...That's why I liked him, and I always defended him...Until he got busted...Then I felt about him, like I do about all the other cheaters...Fuck them all!

Now onto some Notre Dame news...First, the Fighting Irish hockey team took on Minnesota Duluth Thursday night, for a shot to play in the National Championship game...It was good, intense, hard-nosed game, but sadly the Irish lost 4-3...The next game featured Michigan and North Dakota...The Wolverines shutout the Fighting Sioux 2-0 to advance...Saturday night UMD beat Michigan in overtime, to take home their first Hockey National Championship...Congrats to all these teams on a great season...

I know I'm a Hockey Geek, but honestly, if you want to see some really good hockey, next year take in some College Games...These kids really know how to get after it...

In other Notre Dame news, The University announced that they won't be suspending WR Michael Floyd after his latest run-in with the law...He will also not be kept off the Football team...That said, Coach Brian Kelly is not lifting his "Indefinite Suspension" just yet...So while I'm disappointed in the University, I'm happy Kelly is holding firm...But we'll see how long that lasts...

Since I mentioned Hockey, I have to let out my sigh of relief, after seeing the New York Rangers squeaked into the playoffs...And it looks like while the wife and I will be celebrating our 10 year anniversary, the Rangers will be opening up their series with the Washington Capitals...The Rangers have struggled to score, Lundqvist can steal some games...Hell his done it all year...

Now I want to get into some Music...Last week, thanks to Jay Mohr, and Opie, I took on a challenge the put out on the O&A show, and twitter...Your personal, Top 5 Beatles song...Why is it a challenge? Because the Beatles wrote so many great/popular songs...So, after much personal debate, here are my top 5...

#5 You've Got to Hide Your Love Away...




#4 Helter Skelter...




#3 I've Got a Feeling...




#2 Let it Be...




#1 While My Guitar Gently Weeps...




So now I challenge you...What are your top 5?

Have a week...

Later, The Beeze.

Eating My Words...Maybe a Bit...

Back on Monday, I wrote that the Red Sox coming to Cleveland would be the best medicine for the Sox...Here we are Thursday evening, and the Sox have been swept by the Indians...The first two games, the Indians hammered the Red Sox pitching staff...Today, Jon Lester pitched his ass for the Sox...Too bad for Boston Fausto Carmona did the same for the Tribe...

Both threw 7 scoreless innings and were outstanding...Then in the 8th the Red Sox bullpen broke down, by bullpen I mean Daniel Bard, and Adam Everett scored on a squeeze...Bard walked Everett...Everett stole second...Was bunted over to third by Orlando Cabrera...Then Astrubal Cabrera laid down the squeeze bunt...The Indians pen held on to the win...

The Indians are now 4-2...The Red Sox are 0-6...And I'm in shock...But with that said, I'm not going to become Johnny Cleveland...I don't think 4 wins means that the Indians are the greatest team around...And the Red Sox may be winless, but I don't think they're done...

Stay positive Red Sox Nation...Just remember the "Laser Show"...




And Poor Heidi Watney, she was not a fan of Cleveland's fatty cuisine....




It's kinda nice to see the Cleve keeping Boston on it's toes, but it's not gonna last...

Later, The Beeze.

Monday Moaning

So I have always made it a point to be honest in my writing...It doesn't matter if I'm writing about sports, politics, food, or the blow job my wife gave me last night...I have always written my 100% honest, and true, thoughts and opinions...I'll never stop doing this...What's the point in writing something you don't believe in? So for those who don't like my honest views on Cleveland, and it's sports teams, you won't like another blog of mine...

Baseball season got started this past weekend, and you can imagine my rage, when I read in "The Cleveland Plain Dealer" that Indians DH Travis Hafner thinks this shitty team can win the Central division...Yeah, Travis Hafner, who has trouble hitting his own weight...Travis Hafner, who strikes out in the clutch, but is always good for a meaningless homerun, when the game is out of reach...Travis Hafner who has been injured, and lacking power ever since MLB cracked down on 'Roids...This ass-hat can't even field a position...Shut the fuck up dummy! Oh, and from dealing with your wife personally in my line of work, let me just say, she's a real twat!

So after this, the Tribe went out opening day and gave up 15 runs to the White Sox...Now they did try to comeback late, but as usual, it was too little, too late...They lost again Saturday 8-3...they did win Sunday 7-1 behind some strong pitching from Justin Masterson...Next up is the struggling Red Sox...Something tells me 3 games with the tribe may be just what the doctor ordered...

I'm not going to get into all the problems with the Indians that I listed last week...For those of you I was battling with on Twitter Saturday, go back and read...Yeah, I had a bit of a think going on Twitter...One publication posted a story about the piss-poor attendance on Saturday, and over the past few years...Real simple...Put shit on the field, you'll get shit for attendance...

Oh, and Cleveland Indians, lose those stupid looking red caps...They look retarded! Yes, it seems there is a new cap every year, that the Tribe hopes will catch on, in never ending quest to be PC, and get rid of Chief Wahoo...Knock it off you twats!

Okay, have I beat on the Tribe enough? for now I have...

But if there is a Cleveland blogger out there, who only sees things through rose colored glasses, I would glady take you on in a "He said She said" debate on any Cleveland topic....

This past week I signed the Little Beeze up for T-Ball again, and yes, I'll be coaching again...Some one has to keep bucking this everyone is a winner bullshit system! We also signed up for Flag Football...And my daughter signed up for cheer leading...Why the hell does T-Ball cost $35...Flag Football Cost $65...But Cheer leading cost $100....$100 for rah-rah-sis-boom-bah! WTF!?!

So Saturday, I didn't have to work a double at the Fish House...We did some family stuff...Then that evening the wife and I went to dinner with our friends May and Bryan...No where fancy, just to a chain place called Texas Roadhouse...The Mrs. and I have been there a number of times...They have great steaks...Awesome homemade rolls with honey cinnamon butter...The place is always packed...The service is good...It has that authentic Texas feel...Well at least a stereotypical feel...Lots of wood...Pictures of cattle...Awful country music...Free peanuts, and peanut shells all over the floor...Apparently, in Texas people just throw peanut shells all over the floor...Can my friends in Texas tell me if this is how it really is...

But like I said, the steaks are great...Better than what you expect from a chain place...I wanted to stay out longer, and keep sluggin' beers, but the wife wanted to get home early...It was the baby's first time with our sitter...Everything was fine, and after I got the baby to sleep, the wife did the old, Drop and Gobble!

After that I got online, and saw something that brought me great joy...Charlie Sheen and his "Violent Torpedo of Truth," crashed and burned in Detroit Saturday night...READ_HERE

In baby news, My wife has been very jealous of how much little Molls is all about Daddy...She's always giving me the smiles, and reaching for me...She doesn't realize mentally I'm just not that far away from where kids are! Then it really got under her skin this week when I got her first kisses...Nice, drool filled, baby kisses...

So I believe last week I said it would be UConn and Butler in teh Final...Good guess! So I say uConn wins...Will you be watching? I won't...Who do have winning?

Now I'll get out of here with a song...Friday on O&A, Jay Mohr was talking music, and brought up the song "Silver Fuck" by Smashing Pumpkins...I went back and listened to it, and realized what a great album "Siamese Dream" was...Then I started getting into some other stuff from my youth...Look for me to start posting a song of the day on facebook and twitter...So here is another song from that album..."Mayonaise."

Have a week...

Later, The Beeze.