"New Year's Rockin' Eve" My Ass!

Seriously, look at that orange bastard...Every year ABC has Dick Clark ,and his moosh mouth, propped up like another sequel to "Weekend at Bernie's"...This shit is ridiculous...Since his stroke a number of years ago, Dick has struggled with the countdown...Shit, he's struggled to talk, but it's his show, and whether it's him, or the network, the son of a bitch is there every year saying "Nappy Dew Year!"

While that's annoying as hell, I can get past the freak show aspect...But I have a big problem with the title..."Rockin' Eve"?????? There wasn't a a rockin' act all night...There wasn't even rock act...It was all Pop, Rap, and Country...It was garbage...

That annoying cunt Lady Gaga was on, doing her 'Look at me, I'm so profound' bullshit again...Hey, Gaga we already saw Madonna do this shit years ago...You try to sound like her, and you try to make a spectacle like her...You aren't profound or original...You're just a another dirty gash!

But then I got really pissed, when fucking Justin Bieber rolls out...Sitting at a piano, trying to talk all deep, and share his life lessons with us, and then he jumps into The Beatles "Let It Be"...Fuck you! This little shit ruined it...And for the guitar solo they wheel Carlos Santana out there...They got the Biebes playing a Beatles tune, with old ass Santana...Hmm, you think they are trying to sell him to an older audience as well now!?!



Fucking disgusting...

And Fuck Santana too...For a talented mother fucker, he loves jumping on other peoples coat-tails...His last couple hits were with other singers like Rob Thomas...Hey Carlos have some faith in your talent, and skills, and stop letting other people carry you...

I have some Canadian friends, and they just love it when they can say, "We do that better then you!" Well guess what...They did New Year's Eve better then us...They at least took care of the Rockin' part...New Year's Eve at Niagara Falls, with The Sheepdogs, Simple Plan, and Our Lady Peace...I don't actually know Simple Plan, but they play guitars, and do a rock like thing...The Sheepdogs got a Southern-rock vibe, and OLP made their name in the '90's during the "Alternative" movement...




Hey ABC, Dick Clark, Ryan Seacrest, and Justin Bieber, That's rockin'!





"HAPPY DEW YEAR!"

The Beeze.

Drop Dead Lady Gaga

Wednesday night this stupid bitch Lady Gag came to Cleveland...Clearly I'm not a fan, and I wasn't at the show...But my big, gay, co-worker was...Yes, Lady Gag is the new Queen of the gays, taking over for Madonna...By taking over, I mean being a total Madonna copy-cat...So he gave me all the details to help fuel my rage...Why should I get worked up about this? I don't like her, or her music...Hell I have heard hardly any of it...

Well one reason is she's an unoriginal twat...Another reason is she tries way to hard to be shocking...It's just gotten pretty fucking lame...And we all know, I love calling people out for being assholes...

So, at Wednesday night she decided to make the audience wait...They waited 2 hours after the time she was suppose to be on stage, for her to finally show up and do her Madonna-like show...2 hours...I wouldn't wait 2 hours for anyone...Even worse, people paid up to $250 for tickets...Including my informant...Listen, I wouldn't pay $250 to see Jesus, let alone this hack...

So Thursday, when it gt out how she made people wait, and many were unhappy, she made a statement saying she was talking to her mother, who is very sick...Umm, I don't give a fuck...You raped people for $250 a seat, you get your ass out on that stage on time...Tell my she's gotta call back later...There's a arena full of broke-ass queens, who spent a shit-load on tickets and glitter...Get out there and dance whore!

My informant also told me about her little, 'let me shock people moments' like when she said, "All my fags pull out you dicks and start beating them." Really? People paid $250 to have this gash tell gay guys to circle jerk! Hey I'm all for masturbation...I just rubbed one out a few minutes ago, but I wouldn't want to go to a concert and see a bunch of guys punchin' the munchkin'

I was told there were kids there...Young teens...Parents who let a kid that wasn't at least in high school, should be beaten...You should know what this hole is about...If my daughter was 13 and wanted to go to this show, the answer would have been a big fucking NO...Hey I didn't let my daughter see Miley Cyrus' last tour, because it wasn't Hannah Montana, it was Miley, sluttin' it up on stage...

I feel as if I'm sounding kinda prudish...Maybe, but oh fucking well...Lady Gaga sucks...Her antics are annoying...She's unoriginal, and she made people wait 2 hours after they spent way too much money to watch her nonsense...Fuck her!

Later the Beeze.