Monday Moaning

So much to talk about and so little time...Where should we begin? How about the Cleveland Indians...They've won 7 games in a row...I can hear Robin now...'Holy Shit Batman!' Yes, it's big news here in the Cleve, yet Progressive Field was fucking empty for a 3 game stint with the Red Sox...Maybe people here have finally decided to hold their optimism back a bit...Thank God for that!

Speaking of the Cleve...Last week Charlie Sheen brought is stupid ass, Torpedo of Truth show to town...A couple friend went, one took video of the crowd chanting "7 gram rocks"...Of course Cleveland is the town that would support a serious crack problem...Sheen's show got mixed reviews here, but many of the people that went got hammered and enjoyed it...But as I write this I'm seeing the twitter feed of people who are at the show in New York...Or were at the show...Yes, it seems people in other towns aren't fans of his bullshit...So proud of this town again!

And since I mentioned the Red Sox series in Cleveland...I want to take a shot at the Red Sox front office...This past off-season I was annoyed when the Sox picked up David Ortiz's over-priced contract extension...Then resigned now stiff, aging catcher, Jason Varitek, and let Victor Martinez walk, banking on Jerrod Saltalamacchia to be their #1 catcher...How's that working dummies...Saltalamacchia has 4 hits in 8 games, and is getting really good at throwing balls over second and into the outfield...Dopes!

Since I just talked Indians and Red Sox, how can I not mention Manny Ramirez retiring...Yes, Man-Ram got busted juicing again, and instead of taking a 100 game suspension, and the league lecture about substance abuse program, Manny said the hell with it...People have always hated on Manny...Here, because he left and went to Boston...Everywhere, because he was a dope...He was a dope that was one of the best pure hitters ever...That's why I liked him, and I always defended him...Until he got busted...Then I felt about him, like I do about all the other cheaters...Fuck them all!

Now onto some Notre Dame news...First, the Fighting Irish hockey team took on Minnesota Duluth Thursday night, for a shot to play in the National Championship game...It was good, intense, hard-nosed game, but sadly the Irish lost 4-3...The next game featured Michigan and North Dakota...The Wolverines shutout the Fighting Sioux 2-0 to advance...Saturday night UMD beat Michigan in overtime, to take home their first Hockey National Championship...Congrats to all these teams on a great season...

I know I'm a Hockey Geek, but honestly, if you want to see some really good hockey, next year take in some College Games...These kids really know how to get after it...

In other Notre Dame news, The University announced that they won't be suspending WR Michael Floyd after his latest run-in with the law...He will also not be kept off the Football team...That said, Coach Brian Kelly is not lifting his "Indefinite Suspension" just yet...So while I'm disappointed in the University, I'm happy Kelly is holding firm...But we'll see how long that lasts...

Since I mentioned Hockey, I have to let out my sigh of relief, after seeing the New York Rangers squeaked into the playoffs...And it looks like while the wife and I will be celebrating our 10 year anniversary, the Rangers will be opening up their series with the Washington Capitals...The Rangers have struggled to score, Lundqvist can steal some games...Hell his done it all year...

Now I want to get into some Music...Last week, thanks to Jay Mohr, and Opie, I took on a challenge the put out on the O&A show, and twitter...Your personal, Top 5 Beatles song...Why is it a challenge? Because the Beatles wrote so many great/popular songs...So, after much personal debate, here are my top 5...

#5 You've Got to Hide Your Love Away...




#4 Helter Skelter...




#3 I've Got a Feeling...




#2 Let it Be...




#1 While My Guitar Gently Weeps...




So now I challenge you...What are your top 5?

Have a week...

Later, The Beeze.

Monday Moaning

So I have always made it a point to be honest in my writing...It doesn't matter if I'm writing about sports, politics, food, or the blow job my wife gave me last night...I have always written my 100% honest, and true, thoughts and opinions...I'll never stop doing this...What's the point in writing something you don't believe in? So for those who don't like my honest views on Cleveland, and it's sports teams, you won't like another blog of mine...

Baseball season got started this past weekend, and you can imagine my rage, when I read in "The Cleveland Plain Dealer" that Indians DH Travis Hafner thinks this shitty team can win the Central division...Yeah, Travis Hafner, who has trouble hitting his own weight...Travis Hafner, who strikes out in the clutch, but is always good for a meaningless homerun, when the game is out of reach...Travis Hafner who has been injured, and lacking power ever since MLB cracked down on 'Roids...This ass-hat can't even field a position...Shut the fuck up dummy! Oh, and from dealing with your wife personally in my line of work, let me just say, she's a real twat!

So after this, the Tribe went out opening day and gave up 15 runs to the White Sox...Now they did try to comeback late, but as usual, it was too little, too late...They lost again Saturday 8-3...they did win Sunday 7-1 behind some strong pitching from Justin Masterson...Next up is the struggling Red Sox...Something tells me 3 games with the tribe may be just what the doctor ordered...

I'm not going to get into all the problems with the Indians that I listed last week...For those of you I was battling with on Twitter Saturday, go back and read...Yeah, I had a bit of a think going on Twitter...One publication posted a story about the piss-poor attendance on Saturday, and over the past few years...Real simple...Put shit on the field, you'll get shit for attendance...

Oh, and Cleveland Indians, lose those stupid looking red caps...They look retarded! Yes, it seems there is a new cap every year, that the Tribe hopes will catch on, in never ending quest to be PC, and get rid of Chief Wahoo...Knock it off you twats!

Okay, have I beat on the Tribe enough? for now I have...

But if there is a Cleveland blogger out there, who only sees things through rose colored glasses, I would glady take you on in a "He said She said" debate on any Cleveland topic....

This past week I signed the Little Beeze up for T-Ball again, and yes, I'll be coaching again...Some one has to keep bucking this everyone is a winner bullshit system! We also signed up for Flag Football...And my daughter signed up for cheer leading...Why the hell does T-Ball cost $35...Flag Football Cost $65...But Cheer leading cost $100....$100 for rah-rah-sis-boom-bah! WTF!?!

So Saturday, I didn't have to work a double at the Fish House...We did some family stuff...Then that evening the wife and I went to dinner with our friends May and Bryan...No where fancy, just to a chain place called Texas Roadhouse...The Mrs. and I have been there a number of times...They have great steaks...Awesome homemade rolls with honey cinnamon butter...The place is always packed...The service is good...It has that authentic Texas feel...Well at least a stereotypical feel...Lots of wood...Pictures of cattle...Awful country music...Free peanuts, and peanut shells all over the floor...Apparently, in Texas people just throw peanut shells all over the floor...Can my friends in Texas tell me if this is how it really is...

But like I said, the steaks are great...Better than what you expect from a chain place...I wanted to stay out longer, and keep sluggin' beers, but the wife wanted to get home early...It was the baby's first time with our sitter...Everything was fine, and after I got the baby to sleep, the wife did the old, Drop and Gobble!

After that I got online, and saw something that brought me great joy...Charlie Sheen and his "Violent Torpedo of Truth," crashed and burned in Detroit Saturday night...READ_HERE

In baby news, My wife has been very jealous of how much little Molls is all about Daddy...She's always giving me the smiles, and reaching for me...She doesn't realize mentally I'm just not that far away from where kids are! Then it really got under her skin this week when I got her first kisses...Nice, drool filled, baby kisses...

So I believe last week I said it would be UConn and Butler in teh Final...Good guess! So I say uConn wins...Will you be watching? I won't...Who do have winning?

Now I'll get out of here with a song...Friday on O&A, Jay Mohr was talking music, and brought up the song "Silver Fuck" by Smashing Pumpkins...I went back and listened to it, and realized what a great album "Siamese Dream" was...Then I started getting into some other stuff from my youth...Look for me to start posting a song of the day on facebook and twitter...So here is another song from that album..."Mayonaise."

Have a week...

Later, The Beeze.

#Torpedo + #Fastball + #WINNING = DOUCHE

Okay, early on during the early stages of Charlie Sheen being nuts, or high, or both, I was all in...He was wacky...Talking about having Tiger Blood, and being a Vatican Ninja Assassin, Warlock...I was getting a kick out of it...I thought he was either high as fuck, or losing his mind, live and in living color, for all of us to enjoy...

Sadly, he's just doing his job...He's acting...It's a scam...I'm not giving out the links to all the crap he's trying to sell us...Fuck that, he pays me then I'll link his crap...Why am I saying this?

Well, one evening a tweeted that his U-Stream show was going on live in "58 minutes"...About 20 minutes after that tweet I went to his U-Stream channel...The camera was on, and a mic was on...Sheen and he group of hanger-ons/losers were plotting out, and scripting that evening's show, that was suppose to start in 38 minutes...

Sheen's voice was normal..He wasn't being wacky, or saying his new catch-phrases...Just scripting when to say them, and taking suggestions on how he should act at certain points...What should be tweeted was also disgust...Maybe he's still using drugs...Maybe his is nuts...But everything he's doing is totally planned out...

Now he has a live show in the works...Tour dates are set in Detroit, Chicago, Cleveland, Columbus, New York, and Boston...Sheen keeps tweeting his updates starting with #Fastball and talking about his violent #Torpedo of truth...And of course, he's still #WINNING...All of this drives me crazy, but the #Fastball is really pissing me off...You pretended to be a pitcher in a movie...I doubt your #Fastball gets higher than 70 mph douchebag...

What the show will be isn't really said...I'm not sure he knows yet...But I just checked the prices for the show here in the Cleve...$49.50 - $79.50...Are you fucking kidding me!?! If Willem Dafoe and Tom Berenger were coming with him, and going to do a stage production I've Platoon, maybe I'd consider it...Fuck it, I got the DVD...He must be high!




Seriously, Anyone who drops their money on this nonsense, is a ass-hat!

Speaking of douchebags...A local Radio host named Benjamin Bornstein, AKA: Maxwell, was also going off on the douche-baggery that is Charlie Sheen...But his big problem is that sheen is a junkie...Bornstein repeatedly called Sheen a crackhead, and kept bringing up Sheen's kids while judging him...His points weren't all bad, but it's his high and mighty attitude that pissed me off...

Bornstein has always been open about his drug abuse and sexual abuse on his shows...So much so, that most of us are just sick of hearing about it...But now that he is clean and sober, when he gets all uppity, and judgemental about drug abuse, I get pissed...This fat slob, use to smoke, snort, and shoot anything he could get his hands on...

Listen Fatty, once an addict, always an addict...You may be clean now, but you have to fight that fight everyday...You may not be using Heroin now, but that doesn't mean you're not one bad day away from being a junkie again...Oh, and I believe you were a father when you were a junkie...Look in the mirror and shut the fuck up! You don't get the right to be a judgemental prick, when you can fall off the wagon any minute...I do, because I was never a piece of shit junkie!


Ahhhh, so may douches, so little time...

Later, The Beeze.

Monday Moaning

So it's Monday again...It always seems to get here too soon...Well, this week I'll start with a couple of sports highlights...

First, Sunday I got to sit around and be lazy, and watch the Rangers vs. Flyers game, with my little molls...She really digs the constant color movement of hockey games...


The Rangers beat the hell out of the Flyers, 7-0...Including a hat-trick from Ryan Callahan...Before the game Callahan had made a point of saying how he, and the team really needed to step up if they want to hold onto a playoff spot...Dude has tons of grit and gets it done in all aspects of the game...



And of course with Rangers, Flyers, you always get a bit of fighting...



Hopefully this is the spark that gets Rangers into a strong playoff spot...

Then I heard on the Radio that the Miami Heat have been struggling in big games...You know, against teams that are good, as opposed to rolling the Cavaliers...I don't follow basketball, by I do like any bad news about LeBron James...Word is he has been choking at crunch time, late in games...Yeah, we've seen that before! I guess Sunday was no different, and reports started flying around about a few Heat players crying after the game...No, really! Fucking crying!

Hey fellas, you don't see Charlie Sheen crying...You know why? Because he's WINNING!

Then, I came across this story...Girls High School Basketball coach, Amber Branson gave birth Friday night, after having contractions while coaching her team's state regional Tournament game...Less than 16 hours later, she was back on the sidelines coaching her team to a come from behind victory, that puts them in the State Tournament...

She has gotten great praise from her players, and from many others for her dedication to her team...Umm, I'm not going to praise her for that...Yeah, maybe it's impressive to deliver a baby and coach a basketball game 15 hours later, but know what would be more impressive...Being in that hospital with your newborn child...Those girls on the basketball team most likely would have understood the dedication it takes to be a parent, especially to a child that has only been alive for 15 hours...But after this example will they understand what type of dedication it takes to be a parent?

Coach Amber Branson, in my opinion, you've done more harm, than good by coaching that game...And if your dedication to basketball outshines your dedication to your children, well then your kids are fucked, because their mother is a morally, and emotionally bankrupt twat!

Okay, after that I need a laugh, and I can't get enough Charlie Sheen, and WINNING!



Have a week...

later, The Beeze.

Who Else Is Winning?

Yes, Charlie F-18 Sheen keeps telling us how he's "WINNING!" This picture was part of his first tweet on twitter...Him and porn star Bree Olson, pointing out how he's "WINNING!"

I posted the tweet, and picture on facebook...One friend pointed out that he is wearing a Cleveland Indians hat...I then pointed out that his hat has seen more "WINNING!" than the entire Indians team will all year! Then I saw Sheen's interview on ABC...If he isn't high, then he's nuts...And him nuts is awesome! He made it clear that he is mentally at a level, that most of us can't even imagine...Oh, and he has "Tiger blood"...What the fuck? Watching some one lose their shit live and in living color, is great!

Then his sons were taken away from him...I asked what did the scoreboard say after that? Guess what, Charlie is still "WINNING!" I hope this loon doesn't stop "WINNING!"

Then there is BYU Basketball player, Brandon Davies...I don't think he's Winning...Davies has been suspended for breaking the schools honor code, because he had sex with his girlfriend...



Hmmm...Yeah, how many college kids are really gonna say no to throwing it in her? That is Davies girlfriend, Danica Mendivil...So maybe he did some Winning...

Now BYU is upfront with it's recruits about their honor code...You know what the deal is when you go there, Mormon or not...So I respect BYU for staying firm, and making sure the honor code is taken seriously...Ohio State could maybe take a few lessons from them...

That said, the not very religious guy in me says, this is a pretty harsh response for the guy getting his dick wet...Look at her...She has a nice athletic body...Nice pillow lips...He's a guy...You can only say no so many times before your dick tells you to shut up and stick it!

I'd also like to no how many times Football players have broken some part of the honor code and still managed to be on the field the next Saturday...I'll bet if there is some digging done, we'll find Jim McMahon may have bent a few rules in that honor code...

Now onto a loser, who thinks he's Winning!...LeBron James is being stupid...Again, or some more...On twitter he posted, "20+ games left in phase 2. I'm ReFOCUSED! No prisoners, I have no friends when at WAR besides my Soldiers"

REALLY!?! That's it...I've had enough...LeBron James isn't the first, but he better be the fucking last...I've had enough with idiot, douchebag, fuck-stain, athletes comparing themselves to "Soldiers", and calling the game they play for a living, "WAR"...It's nowhere fucking close...

You want to see war LeBron...Take your sorry ass talents to Afghanistan for a week, and then talk to us about "WAR", and "Soldiers"...Other than Hank Gathers, name a basketball player who died on the court...Soldiers are dying in wars every day...Yeah, the news doesn't cover it like they use to, but it's true...Sadly, "King James" you and your friends in sports world, who love to talk about your games being "WAR", have no idea what the fuck you're talking about...

LeBron, you aren't "WINNING!"

But you know who is winning? The lucky folks who stop into The Fish House and have some of the Beeze's famous, Cock-loaf...

"WINNING!"

Later, The Beeze.