Saturday Breakfast in Bed

So so being the swell dad that I am, right after school Friday I took my oldest back to Ohio to see the last home game of the season for our Brooklyn Hurricanes...She wanted see her friends, and see the fantastic band one more time...she even had hope that the 1-7 'Canes would pull out a win...

But with a minute left, they blew it, and lost 24-21...

She had fun and was happy to see her friends...Then we went to the old house and grabbed some odds and ends that were "non-essentials"  in the move...got gas, and a coffee and headed home...

I unloaded a few things and said screw it...It was midnight and I had been up since 6:45 AM....Then the damn dog starts bugging me for a walk, because he didn't get our standard late evening stroll...After that I caught some scores and passed out on the couch...woke up at 3:00AM and dragged myself off to bed...

For today, I have to take the kids to get pumpkins, and hit the grocery store so I can make some grub for friends that are coming over...

Yeah, I could use some breakfast in bed!

Who the hell said three's a crowd!?!

Monday Moaning

Quiet indeed....That's what you're getting from me in regards to the NFL...Last week I said I was done, and I really did mean it...The NFL's abuse of those who tried to bring CTE to light was horrible enough...This Ray Rice shit was totally fucked...Then Adrian Peterson whipping the hell out of one of 4 year old kids, from one of the countless women he has impregnated...Then Jonathan Dwyer breaks his baby's momma's nose and also got some shots in on the 18 month old...I'm not calling for a boycott...I'm not asking you to join me...Fuck it...Do what you want...This is just me taking a personal stand...And to show you how much I mean it, my pal Sully texted me while I was at work Sunday, asking why my fantasy roster was empty?  I mean what I say...The NFL will get none of my time or money...

Luckily, working Thursday nights, all day Sunday, and Monday nights makes it easy to ignore the pricks...And yes, I know not all NFL players are evil...But enough clearly are, along with the evil commish, his underlings,  and a number of owners...So they can eat my ass!

I did take in some football Friday night...My daughter has always liked going to our local high school football games...She loves the band, and hanging with her friends...The football team is often smaller, slower, and less skilled then their opponents...And often out-coached...But Friday nights in the Fall, in Brooklyn, Ohio is Marching Band night....Football is just an excuse...

Each home game they march from the high school, down to the Stadium...




Then after the Hurricanes Football Team goes down 34-0 by halftime, the Marching Band bangs out a 4 song set...This night they ended with "Whiter Shade of Pale"...




They continue to have a blast and play in the stands, even with their team getting drilled 41-7...Then, with their police escort, they do the same, fun, upbeat march back to the school...(I haven't uploaded that video yet...A little too dark anyways)

It's good to see kids having fun, and not getting too worked up over their football team getting thumped...My buddy was disappointed in the football game...He felt our brand new tax-payer funded turf should have improved our team, not everyone else...I've just grown accustom to the bad football.

-Moving along...Have you seen this new Derek Jeter Gatorade commercial?

I haven't...I keep seeing it posted on blogs, and facebook...People are talking about it...But I won't watch it...WHY? you ask...Because fuck Derek Jeter! He's a Yankee! What, he's retiring, so now I'm suppose to like him...Fuck that, he's a Yankee....Sorry folks, before ESPN made sure we all knew Boston hated New York, there was this magical time when the Indians were in the same division as the Yankees...As a matter of fact, the Yankees were everyone's biggest rival, because they were the fucking Yankees! I hated those guys long before Varitek mooshed his glove in A-Roid's face...

Yes, Derek Jeter has never been implicated in any PED talk...He's always played hard...He's a good ball player...He was a good hitter...Quick making him out to be Honus Wagner, or Ty Cobb...He was nowhere close...He wasn't even Pete Rose with the bat...And no, he wasn't the greatest Shortstop ever...He had a solid glove...I can give you a laundry list of better gloved SS's...He was a good player....I see no need for this idiotic swing on Jeter's nuts parade that has gone on all year...This shit happened last year with Rivera and it drove me crazy...The only slight difference is, you could actually say that Rivera was possibly the best at what he did...Jeter wasn't...

Jeter has great at banging hot women...I'll give him props for that...Dude slayed all kinds of hot puss...But all you high moral, religious Jeter fans better rethink things...Jeter is s serial fornicator!

Fucking guy goes around the league and all these other teams are giving him gifts, ans swinging on his balls....FUCK THAT! He's rich as hell, he doesn't need your shitty gifts...He probably fucked your wife...Go out there and strike him out...Slide into second with your spikes up...That's how you honor the fucking Yankee!

Eat my ass Jeter!


That's it for now...I need to find some one to really eat my ass...

Have a week...

The Beeze.

Monday Moaning

Here we are again...Looking down the barrel of another long, work week...I'm really starting to get tired of how quickly the weekends fly by...But then again, maybe the weekends won't get past me as quick, once I'm not sitting in the cold rain, watching my local Brooklyn Hurricanes High School football team, play like shit...Browns fans are pretty unhappy with Pat Shurmur...And we'll get to him later, but this high school coach is a complete fuck-tard...

Then there are the parents who were screaming at the refs Friday night, after a 30+ yard TD run was called back for holding...Well, I know you're parents and I get you supporting the kids, but if the D-lineman is dragging an O-lineman who is clutching at the back of his jersey...IT"S FUCKING HOLDING!  This team isn't win-less because of the refs...They lack size, experience, talent, discipline, and good coaching...Bitch at the coaches for only having 10 men on the field far too often...Bitch at the coaches for not teaching them to zone block properly, or not hold...Blame the coaches for not working more with Johnny Throw Another Pick...

Holy shit, I just defended refs!

-Then comes Saturday, which I spend a ton of time watching College Football...And then going through College Football notes, to decide what I'll write about for Sunday's  WRAP_UP...

Although this Saturday we started the day at Toys-R-Us...The Little Beeze had a  few gift cards burning a hole in his pocket, from his birthday...He loaded up on some Club Penguin toys, and some Angry Birds...he also let his older sister get a doll...Pretty cool of an 8 year old boy to do...He also grabbed some Angry Birds Star Wars toys...But they couldn't ring them up...They informed us that they aren't allowed to sell them yet...So answer me this..."WHY THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE A HUGE SHELF FULL OF THESE TOYS, IF YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO SELL THEM YET!?!"

They apologized, and then we were asked to leave...Fuck them!

-Sunday, I did yard work during the Browns game...It finally wasn't raining, and shit needed to get done...And I decided I'd rather watch the Patriots/Jets game, then watch the Browns lay another steaming pile of shit...

 
Last week Fatty, Walrus, Holmgren was shown the door....Sadly, in a polite way...He was given the chance to say he's retiring after this year, and will help with the transition that is going on...GM Tom Heckert has been looking for a job since the news of the sale broke in August...And after what I heard on the radio from fans Sunday, and what I saw on Twitter...Pat Shurmur better start looking, because if the new boss Jimmy Haslan doesn't run him out of here soon, the fans will...Dude, you lost to the Colts...From what I saw, Weeden played well...better then Luck...But the Browns only ran it 17 times, for 55 yards...What the fuck did they draft Trent Richardson for?  we already have water boys!

Unreal...

As for the Patriots, they beat the Jets 29-26...While it's a win, it's disappointing...The Pats defense better start knuckling up, because giving up 26 to the shitty Jets is just bad...

-Hey the Red Sox have a new manager...Their former pitching coach under Francona...They traded an average SS to the Blue Jays for their manager...What the fuck is that...I'll tell you what that is...That's making the fans happy, because it's a guy they like and know...And it's making the players happy, because it's a guy they like and know...Fuck everything else...One year of headaches was enough!

-The latest BCS Rankings came out Sunday night...There has been a slight change that will get some people in the Pacific Northwest upset...Here's the top 5...

1. Alabama...2. Florida...3. Kansas State...4. Oregon...5. Notre Dame...Honestly, at the start of the season, I looked at Alabama as the best team out there...But these rankings are suppose to be based on a number of things, and Alabama hasn't played much of a schedule yet...Especially compared to Kansas State, Florida, and Notre Dame...Oregon is an offensive power-house, but their defense has shown squat so far, so any crying they're doing can stop until they stop some one...I would have K-State above Florida and 'Bama, but I can accept Florida ahead of them...This season wasn't expected from them, and thrashing South Carolina this week proved they've earned it so far...Things are going to be interesting...

But the slight that would have me pissed if I lived in Oregon, would be the fact that the undefeated Oregon State Beavers are sitting at 7, behind LSU...That is just fucking garbage...These asshole continue to overrate LSU...Undefeated Miss State should be ahead of LSU instead of at 11...

The 7-0 Ohio University Bobcats finally made it in at 24...Still too low, but at least some people are taking notice...

(16) Louisville and (15) Rutgers didn't move up as much as they hoped after Temple gave Rutgers and early scare, and and USF gave Louisville a late scare...

-So I was watching the Steelers and Bengals game...It went to a commercial...There's Brad Pitt standing there...Talking...Sounding all deep, and spiritual, like he's about to hit us with some serious shit, that only a Hollywood douchebag can clue us in on...But then it ended...





Are you fucking kidding me!?!  Even my wife broke off a "What the fuck!"

Seriously...Are all those adopted kids making things that tight, that you're being all deep, and emotional about Chanel No. 5....You know what dude...Put a fucking dick in your mouth and choke on the load! 

The only thing that made me more disgusted with TV today was a commercial for a show called "South Beach Tow"...




Is this really what our world has come to...A so-called reality show about obnoxious douchebags towing cars...Everyone in this show looks like people who get fired from dish washing jobs...Enough with the not-so-reality TV...Lets get back to writing, and filming quality shows...And History Channel, lets get back to History, instead of assholes in a pawn shop...It scares me, what America is becoming...

That's it for now...Have a week...

The Beeze.

Monday Moaning (Pretty in Pink edition)

 

There's something special about Fall...Especially when you live in a part of the country that experiences all the seasons...And there is nothing like Fall...The smell in the air...The sound of marching bands, football fans, and referee's whistles...The crispness in the evening air...And the colors...How I love the colors of fall...The way the green leaves morph into amazing shades of red, orange, yellow, browns, and even some purple...Of all the seasons, Fall is my favorite...

But there has been a new color that has been filling our visions of Fall...Yes, I'm talking about Pink...

                       
That color men were always too cool, or too tough to wear...Now we see our modern day gladiators wearing it all October...Why do they wear it? To raise awareness for Breast Cancer...A truly great cause...I love breasts, and I hate cancer...Here's a stat that I'm pulling out of  my ass...So I'll put it this way...I would guess that at least 80% of all of us, have known a friend, family member, classmate, or co-worker who has battled, or died from cancer...I lost 2 grandparents, an uncle, and a number of friends to cancer...So this may sound odd...And it may offend people...But I'm sick of my Octobers being filled with all this Pink...

                               
Okay, that pink isn't bad!  But I think we're all pretty aware that cancer, including breast cancer, is out there...And I respect the players, and owners that donate money to cancer foundations and research...But some of this month of pink seems like grandstanding to me...Some 'Look at me, I care' shit...Yes, I'm synical...But I am what I am...

I was at the local high school game Friday night, and look at our team in their Blue and Yellow, with hot pink mixed in...It doesn't look good...And part of me was proud that no one on the visiting team had a speck of pink on...By the way they destroyed us...Or team is winless so far, and possibly has the worst coaching staff ever...8 times the last two weeks, they had only 10 guys on the field...4 times with 12...Sorry, back to the Pink...

                 
I was watching the Browns game Sunday, and thought, 'my God, That hot pink does not work with those beautiful Fall colors of Brown and Orange...It just clashes'...The Browns by the way, jumped out to a 14-0 against the Giants...And then they fell apart, and got their asses kicked...I knew I shouldn't have watched that crap! 

Oh, yes, Pink...

                                  
And what happened to the days when leagues were sticklers about uniforms...Remember, every player had to wear the same color shoes...Remember Peyton Manning getting find because he wore black high-tops to honor Johnny Unitas...Terry Francona was inspected to make sure he was wearing a jersey under his wind-breaker...All the sudden, these wacky uniform rules are thrown out the window, so our warriors can put on pink shoes, and gloves, and sleeves, and wrist-bands, and wave pink towels...I don't get it...

And all cancers suck...All cancers are evil...But why so much love for breast cancer...A whole month...Like I said, I love breasts...I think that's what it is...It's sexism...Prostate cancer gets one weekend from MLB, where everyone wears powder blue wrist-bands...Why don't we have month of Brown, for asshole cancer?   Why not a month of Amber, for liver cancer...Or a month of Nicotene Stain for lung cancer?  I'm all for supporting those with breast cancer...I've sent my check...But I want the pink out of my sports...I want my Fall colors back...Lets keep the pink where it belongs...

                  
Between the ladies legs!

There is no doubt in my mind that there are people who are reading this, that are pissed right now...And some may want to bash me...I just want you to know, as that is happening, I'm thinking, 'Dance puppets, dance!'

If I haven't pissed you off...Check out this week's College Football WRAP_UP...The BCS rankings are looking like they may get tricky after a few favorites went down this week...

The last week I was pretty much absent...Last Monday the baby had to have her dental surgery...She had been grinding her teeth, and busted her 4 top, front teeth...They put her under to do the work...She came out of it okay, and after a couple hours she was back to herself...But Tuesday morning around 5:00 AM she spiked a high fever, puked, and her face was swelling...By the afternoon I was taking her to the ER as her top lip, and whole right side of her face was swollen...She was starting to get what looke like a black eye...And her top gum was so swollen, you could barely see her teeth...

                            
It was figured that she had an infection...They got her on an anti-biotic right away, and Benadryl in case it was an allergic reaction to something...Also we were alternating Motrin and Tylenol every 4 hours...She was in so much discomfort, she was asking for ice packs...By Wednesday the swelling was starting to calm down, and we could actually spot the infection in her gum...Her sleep patterns were all screwed up...I would guess because of all the drugs going through her, along with she was napping on and off all day for a couple days...The week was tough, and draining, and expensive...But she's doing well now, and we worked in some swing time Saturday....

                   
I hope this post didn't piss too many people off...Although I think it will...But that's okay if you got pissed...if I can draw an emotion out of a reader, then it's good...I hope some people got a laugh out of it...Or at least you got some good looking ladies in pink to look at...If none of those, well, we've always got next week...

The Beeze.

Monday Moaning

Here we are again...Monday comes so quickly, and there are often a ton of things in the sports world to write about...This week, I will touch on a couple of things in sports but then I'm moving on...This blog is going to be focused on my Friday night...But first...

Everyone knows, I'm no Auto Racing fan, but when I heard that Dan Wheldon died Sunday in a horrible 15 car accident...Wheldon is one of the names I know...I remember hearing about him beating Danica Patrick, but everyone does that...

But seriously, these guys live on the edge, and this is an awful way to go...





May his family have the strength to get through this...33 is too young to die...

-Next, the Cleveland Browns suck...Once again, their best player, Peyton Hillis wasn't on the field enough, and didn't get the touches...The guy ran for over 1,000 yards last year, and he was the second leading receiver...Yet there he is on the sidelines...Fuck Shurmur and his shitty offense...Fuck the Walrus Holmgren, and his overrated management skills...And fuck the Browns...I'm tired of you twats wasting my time!

-Speaking of twats...Let's get to Friday night...Here in my little off-shoot of Cleveland, Friday night was the big Homecoming Game...My daughter and all the youth cheerleaders were invited to march in the pre-game parade, and then cheer during the first half, with the high school cheerleaders...

A few weeks ago, the high school announced they would have a cheer camp for $20 dollars, open to all grade school girls, and that they would cheer with the cheerleaders in the 4th quarter...The youth cheerleaders were threatened that if they didn't go, they wouldn't be allowed to cheer at the game...Us parents raised hell about this...We had put in at least $150 and our girls had put in all the hours of practice, and we weren't going to be blackmailed into this...They agreed...Or so we thought...

So after the parade, we are at the game...All these kids are out there with the high school cheerleaders, except our cheerleaders...They are sitting on the track watching...So I of course, am getting pissed...I wasn't alone...So myself and a few other parents go down and ask the woman who is semi-in charge, "why aren't our girls out there?" She responded, "I know, I'm pissed to." Her daughter being a cheerleader as well...She then threw the woman who actually started the program, under the bus...This has happened countless times this year...

She started the program a few years ago, out of her own pocket...Just as one guy started the youth football program out of his own pocket...I totally appreciate that...But this Shrek looking woman is one of those people who has to be involved in everything, and she loves to be in charge...But it's too much...She's got a million things going, and shits the bed repeatedly...Like the candy we had to sell, to raise money for jackets...The candy that sat in the back of a car, on a 90 degree day, all day...Nothing like selling Reese Cups that you can play Name That State with!

Back to Friday...So we're pissed...The girls are upset, but they're okay, because they know they get the 2nd quarter to themselves...But us parents weren't pleased...Some other Gash (one of the team moms) stepped in...She basically had taken control of this event...I asked why are kids who's parents have put up at least $150 and their kids had put in the year of practices, being trumped by ids who's parents put up $20 and the kids put in a few hours of practice...She said our kids "should have gone to the camp"...So clearly, when we were told they didn't have to go, we were lied to...(I have no problem with those kids, and their folks, just the twats that screwed over our girls)

A mother, said "this is Bullshit" and the Gash told her to take her kid and leave...So another mom stepped into Gash's face had let her have it...Gash said, "The girls seem okay, none f them have said anything to me about being upset."....So I replied, "Why the fuck would they say anything to you...No one knows who the fuck you are!"

Look out...Gash freaks that I dropped an F-bomb, and starts yelling for the Cop to escort me out...Luckily, one of the girls on my daughter's team father is a cop, and he was standing next to the cop on duty, and they laughed at her...She told me to "talk like an adult," And I said "I won't talk to you like you're bitch, when you stop acting like a bitch!"

Then during the second quarter, as our girls were cheering, I stayed down there on the track, just to piss her off, one of the girls took a drink of water...The Gash told her no drink breaks...I was ready to snap, but her mother made everybody look like pussies...She got up in Gash's face, and said, "You tried to kick him out of here for saying fuck? Cunt you tell my kid she can't have a drink, I'm gonna start punching in your face!" Gash was saved by other parents, while me and our teams moms laughed...

When my daughter said she wanted to do cheer leading, I thought of all the cheer leading stereotypes, and said to my wife, "She's too smart, and too nice to be a cheerleader." I had no idea that I would run into this crap...A program run so half-assed, with idiot parents...I never thought that I'd be going off at bitches like this...I also never expected to go home and have my daughter all fired up to tell my wife what happened...She ended the story with, "If I see her again, I'm gonna get in her face!" That's my girl!

Before we left the stadium Friday night, our team getting smoked again, 43-13, I volunteered to run the Cheer leading Program next year..."I can't do any worse," I said...I doubt they'll let me...Thank God!

Have a week...

Later, The Beeze.

Monday Moaning

Now those are words to live by people!

And I spent a large amount of time saying those words this weekend...I mean hell, it was "Sweetest Day" Saturday...A make believe holiday, created in the "Great Lakes Region"...Damn American Greetings wasn't making enough money off of Valentine's Day so they had to drill us again...So let's begin at Friday...

The kids and I hit the Grocery store...They had the day off, because parent/teacher conferences were Thursday night...Shockingly, the Little Beeze got a good report...He's good at school, and just an ass at home...When I was done shopping, I picked the kids up at the play area...Whoever thought this up was awesome...Baby sitting at the grocery store= awesome! Just as they were being released to me, a female manager walked by...Pretty face, nice creamers,and holy shit, an amazing ass...My God these pants were tight...If she took her pants off, I would guess it looks something like this...




then she stopped to pick something up on the floor...She had papers in her one hand...Probably some stupid memo no one was going to pay attention to...As she bends over, she covers her ass with the papers...All I have to say is , FUCK YOU! You know you have a great ass, that's why you put on those tight pants...So why the hell are you covering it up at such a glorious moment? I HATE YOU!

Moving on...Later in the day, the kid and I took a Chocolate Cheese Cake out to the Wife's office for her and the girls...Remember the picture at the top...Daddy's trying to get some!

Then Friday evening my daughter wanted to go to the local high school football game...She loves going and who am I to say no to some football...We followed the band down the street to the stadium and shared a popcorn, water and hot chocolate on a cool Fall night...She was really into the band, but she got into the game, as our Brooklyn Hurricanes dominated, winning 28-7...The most impressive part, was Hurricanes RB/WR/LB Gary Manning, who scored all for of the teams Touchdowns...He rushed for 131 yards and had 27 yards receiving...On defense he added at least 0 tackles...Oh, and he played every single minute of the game...Offense, defense, and special teams...Kid is an animal, and deserves more coverage than he got from the shitty Cleveland Plain Dealer, so he getting it here!

Saturday I worked a double at the Fish House, making sure all the douche bag lovers had a good meal, on this bullshit holiday...After that, I stopped for a couple beers and a sandwich...Then I pounded out a blog, mocking Ohio State and their fans, after the Suckeyes tanked against Wisconsin...I'm too lazy to link it, so just scroll down and find it later...

On the topic of College Football...The first BCS ranging came out...Here the top 5...

1. Oklahoma
2. Oregon
3. Boise State
4. Auburn
5. TCU

Undefeated LSU and Michigan State are right behind, so if Oklahoma or Oregon fall, don't expect to see Boise State or TCU jump to the top...The system doesn't want that...

Sunday, I did what I've been doing all season...Avoiding the Browns game...Yes, they lost to the Steelers...I took the kids to a Birthday party at a bowling alley...Told the wife to stay home and rest...Why? Because Daddy's trying to get some!

From what I saw at the bowling alley, and from checking online, the Defense kept them in the game for awhile, and Colt McCoy didn't suck as bad as I expected...But that said, don't expect me to be Johnny Glass Half Full...This glass is still pretty close to empty!

NEXT...The NHL season has started, and while I'm a huge hockey fan, I feel the season starts too soon...I also think it lasts too long...Early in the season there are too many days off, and come playoff time, they drag that out with off days...I'd love to see the season shortened, even if that means dropping some games...So since it's early in the season, I won't bore you with all kinds of insight, except for the fact that my Rangers are already getting killed with injuries...But I will give you this...The top 5 fights from the first week of the season...



You gotta give credit to Datsyuk, who isn't a fighter, for dropping the gloves, and holding his own...#2 Orr vs Engelland...Orr was working him, then the kid just planted that one square on the jaw...Not often you see Colton Orr get dropped like that...Ivannas got knocked the fuck out!

Before I get out of here...Let me ask you this...Am I the only one who thinks Mel Gibson could be an awesome Metal singer?




Have a week...

Later, The Beeze.

Monday Moaning

Well who the hell would have thought that going to the Indians game Friday night, would have been the highlight of my weekend...Sports wise that is...

I can't believe it myself...Even worse, was my total and complete anger and rage about having to go...I was coaxed by one of my bosses to go...The owners of The Fish House had a bunch of tickets...Including some for a suite next to the Indians dugout...Now this sounds cool, but I of course, being an angry, cynical, asshole was pissed...Why not throw me some tickets when the Red Sox were in town early in the season...Before the Indians were a total joke...

No us lowly employees got to see Kansas City in September...The Royals vs the Columbus Clippers...I mean Indians...Awesome!

But I dragged my sorry, ungrateful, ass there...Threw down a couple beers before the game...Then we headed into the Jake...(yeah I still call it that...Tough sh!t) Then we got to the suite...Holy sh!t...We were right behind the on deck circle...At ground level...You really get to see the speed of the game from there...Even better...FREE BEER...FREE FOOD...Hells yeah!

The game was a 1-1 thriller...Then the royals went up 2-1 in the 12th...Game sucked...But I didn't expect it to be great...But I had a great time with some cool people, and drank for free...Can't beat that...Oh yeah, and there was fireworks too...

Then Saturday came...Notre Dame vs Michigan...In case you missed my post game write-up... http://irishbuzz.blogspot.com/2009/09/fighting-irish-fall-to-michigan-38-34.html

I hate losing to Michigan...The Irish defense looked like crap...Getting burnt by Freshman QB Tate Forcier...Kid played a hell of a game...Then there was big, fat, Charlie Weis, and his stupid as play calling...And of course the penalties didn't help...Or Golden Tate dropping two touchdown passes...I was sick all night...

Then I saw another freshman QB, Matt Barkley from USC, lead his team back to beat Ohio State...I honestly have never been a Luckeyes fan...But the only team I hate more Michigan is USC...Really it's kind of a tie...

Then Sunday rolled around...I took the kids to sign up for more ice skating and swimming lessons...Then we went to the grocery store...Then I cut the grass...Then it was time for the Browns to take on that douche bag Brett Favre and the Minnesota Viking...Well they really had to worry about Adrian Peterson more then anyone else...The defense played hard, but was worn out...If it wasn't for a Josh Cribbs return for a touchdown, the game would have been even uglier...He's looking like the teams MVP once again...
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Being a sports fan in Ohio can be a real b!tch...Hell, look at the Cincinnati Bengals...Their defense played a heck of a game today...Then they lose the game a fluke tipped pass, caught by Brandon Stokley...Who runs it all the way down, including taking the scenic route, to the end zone for a 87 yard touchdown, with only 11 seconds left...It's just brutal here...

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Even my local high school team took a beating this week...The Brooklyn Hurricanes 0...Cleveland Central Catholic 32...Bad, bad, sports weekend...
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Now I know many of you look forward to stories about my son...Well this weekend, he was mostly just a pain in the ass...That and totally enthralled by his boners...He gets the biggest kick out of it...And loves showing it off...What is it that they say about apples falling from trees...

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Have a good week...

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Late, The Beeze.

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Okay, so I'm adding on here at the end now...I just read about the stupid VMA award show, and saw what Kanye West did to Taylor Swift...If you didn't hear about it here ya go... http://new.music.yahoo.com/blogs/hiphopmediatraining/171413/kanye-west-has-truly-lost-it-this-time/?page=1#comments





What a low-life piece of sh!t...People always try to throw that Karma BS at me when I get a little harsh...Well I don't believe in Karma...I think it's a way people try to explain sh!t away...I believe in me...And now I believe the world would be a much better place if Kanye West wasn't in it...F**k that douche bag...I hope he chokes on a c*ck!
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Now I'm done.

Monday Moaning ( late edition)

Sorry to be late with the Moaning, but the Beeze family was away Sunday and some of today...We took the kids to Splash Lagoon in Erie PA...http://www.splashlagoon.com/

They love it...I like the bar and Restaurant that is attached to the hotel and water park...A little place called Boston's...http://www.bostonpizza.com/en/Default.aspx

Great food, atmosphere, and the beer is always good...

I head back to the Fish House Tuesday, I was off this past week and I enjoyed it thoroughly...I spent a lot of that time online...Finding things that pissed me off, or just writing about whatever was going on...Feel free to scroll down and check it all out...

I touched on all kinds of stuff...I gave The Melting Pot a second chance, to make a great first impression...Hell any impression that was better then the last one...Brett Favre being a douche...A douche in Purple...F**ked up commercials for the WWF using 9/11 to try and make their stupid point...The messed up way that chicks are treated so we can eat them...College football's sucker punch heard 'round the world...Oh and lets not forget, The Fighting Irish putting a total and complete ass-kicking on the Nevada Wolfpack!

http://irishbuzz.blogspot.com/2009/09/fighting-irish-dominate-nevada-35-0.html

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I was impressed by the Irish offense...The defense was solid, but need to be tougher against the run...

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The Ohio State Luckeyes squeaked out a win against Navy...Oklahoma lost to BYU...And they lost their starting QB Sam Bradford...The early word is 3-5 weeks...That's one Big-12 team out of the way, to help the Luckeyes sneak into the Championship game...Although I don't thing they'll beat USC...Not if they play like they did against Navy...BTW Pryor isn't a quarterback...Go ahead and keep listing him there, but he's no quarterback...
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Speaking of quarterbacks...

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NFL teams have made their final roster cuts, including the Browns...But we still don't know who the hell the starting Quarterback will be...I'm losing my patience with new coach Eric Mangina...There are trade rumors swirling, but nothing seems concrete...There was also talk that the Browns would cut Jamal Lewis...Didn't happen...Again this just shows you...You're better off reading the Beeze, then checking out what "the professionals" think...Clearly they think wrong...
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My community's high school team this week...Bounced back from a tough loss last week and won big this week...Brooklyn Hurricanes 47, Lincoln West 20...The 'Canes were up 40-6 at halftime...Way to go guys!

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I'm gonna cut this week short...I'm tired and need some coffee...Where to go?

Okay, based on her...I'm going to Dunkin'...She's a gamer!

Since this is called Monday Moaning...Let's end with a little moaning...




Later, The Beeze.

An Amazing 8-0 Loss

Now that title may not make sense, and I'll get to that in a minute...

I live in a small community near Cleveland...Our town is Brooklyn, Ohio...So close to Cleveland that I can spit there from my front porch...Put far enough away to send my kids to better schools...Brooklyn is a small close-nit community...It was also thought of as a hockey town...But the Brooklyn Hurricanes High School hockey program fell on hard times...But due to hard work and determination the program has started turning around...

That said when the 'Canes take the ice there are only 8 players...One of those, who has been a key to the turnaround is Goalie "Ish" Qasem..."Ish" short for Ismael...

Goalies are often known for being different...Ish would fall into that category as well...While being a black high school hockey player is rare in Cleveland , that isn't what makes this young man special is how he plays, and how he played last Monday in a 8-0 loss against Chagrin Falls...Yes I said 8-0 loss...It wasn't just how he played, but how he handled it...

You may be wondering how well can a goalie play in a 8-0 loss...Well what would you say if I told You Ish faced 105 shots...That's right...He faced 105 f**king shots and stopped 97 of them...That's a hell of day at the office...

Like I said The 'Canes only had 7 skaters and Ish, going against a highly talented Chagrin falls squad...

This is what Qasem said after the game...


"It was crazy, getting shot after shot. They just kept coming, and every save was different, but it was awesome. I enjoyed it. Afterward hen they told me 100 shots, I laughed. I thought it was funny."



Qasem is a hard working kid, and a good student...He wants to be a doctor after studying biology...There is no doubt that the good head on his shoulders and his great work ethic come from what he has learned from his mother,Denise, who has raised Ish, and his brother while working two and three jobs...Qasem's father, whom he is named after...was murdered in a Cleveland grocery store when Ish was 2 years old...

I have seen this young man play both Hockey and Football, and he is an exceptional goalie...I'm sure that he will be exceptional at whatever he puts his mind to....


Screw A-Rod....We need more stories like this in sports....

Later, The Beeze.