The Riverside County School district has taken the Merriam-Webster's Dictionaries off of their shelves after a parent complained...Why did this parent complain?
1. Because they are without a doubt, a complete and total douche bag!
2. Because their child found the term "oral sex" in the dictionary...God forbid!
Now, Menifee Union School District officials will decide if the dictionary should be permanently banned...http://www.pe.com/localnews/menifee/stories/PE_News_Local_%20W_sdictionary22.414bdf0.html
Awesome! Who doesn't love censorship!?!
At least there's one person who's trying to think about this logically...School board member Rita Peters said, "If we're going to pull a book because it has something on oral sex, then every book in the library with that better be pulled." She continued by saying, "The standard needs to be consistent ... We don't need parents setting policy."
That's a good argument...But I've got a better one...Wake up parents! Many of your kids are smarter then you...Especially when it comes to technology...Guess what...Most kids don't use dictionaries...Why? The y have their trusty PC, and whatever little hand held gizmo is the latest craze...I'm sure they googled blow job years ago!
Here, let's see what Wikipedia has to offer your kids on the topic of oral sex...
F**K! Pictures and everything...The whole damn history of dropping and gobbling! And it took a lot less time then thumbing through that big, damn, book, looking for the O's...
I just googled oral sex...Yeah, like it was the first time...First thing that popped up..."Girls Want it in the Face" Seriously... http://www.bangbrosnetwork.com/t1/cfree=x7google/
That was followed by this...http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/35087342/ns/health-sexual_health/
Followed by Wikipedia...And on and on and on...The info is out there people...And it's a million times more easy for you kids to get, then it ever was for us when we were growing up...
My advice...Calm the hell down...Put the dictionaries back on the shelves...And go down on somebody...We could all use a little less parental insanity, and a lot more oral sex!
Later, The Beeze.