Friday, January 29, 2010

The Dictionary is Too Racy...REALLY!?!


The Riverside County School district has taken the Merriam-Webster's Dictionaries off of their shelves after a parent complained...Why did this parent complain?

1. Because they are without a doubt, a complete and total douche bag!

2. Because their child found the term "oral sex" in the dictionary...God forbid!

Now, Menifee Union School District officials will decide if the dictionary should be permanently banned...http://www.pe.com/localnews/menifee/stories/PE_News_Local_%20W_sdictionary22.414bdf0.html

Awesome! Who doesn't love censorship!?!

At least there's one person who's trying to think about this logically...School board member Rita Peters said, "If we're going to pull a book because it has something on oral sex, then every book in the library with that better be pulled." She continued by saying, "The standard needs to be consistent ... We don't need parents setting policy."

That's a good argument...But I've got a better one...Wake up parents! Many of your kids are smarter then you...Especially when it comes to technology...Guess what...Most kids don't use dictionaries...Why? The y have their trusty PC, and whatever little hand held gizmo is the latest craze...I'm sure they googled blow job years ago!

Here, let's see what Wikipedia has to offer your kids on the topic of oral sex...

F**K! Pictures and everything...The whole damn history of dropping and gobbling! And it took a lot less time then thumbing through that big, damn, book, looking for the O's...

I just googled oral sex...Yeah, like it was the first time...First thing that popped up..."Girls Want it in the Face" Seriously... http://www.bangbrosnetwork.com/t1/cfree=x7google/



Followed by Wikipedia...And on and on and on...The info is out there people...And it's a million times more easy for you kids to get, then it ever was for us when we were growing up...


My advice...Calm the hell down...Put the dictionaries back on the shelves...And go down on somebody...We could all use a little less parental insanity, and a lot more oral sex!

Later, The Beeze.

7 comments:

bwsmith25 said...

How can anyone with a brain explain to me the logic behind having a library without the most important book in the English language on its shelves?

Not only is the "no dictionary" movement asinine, but it's pathetic that a parent wants to remove a freaking dictionary because it has the word oral sex in it.

Wow ... just wow.

The BEEZE said...

Wow is right B-Dub!

Insanity is running wild it seems...When I catch wind of it, I feel something needs to be said...Unfortunately, there isn't enough time in my days to go off on all teh stupid sh!t that's going on...

One day, I'll get my own talk show, so I can let the world really have it!

bwsmith25 said...

When you get your talk show, please let me be your first guest.

Straight Talk with the Beeze...

I can see it now. LOL

The BEEZE said...

Guest!?!

You'll be a co-host!

.::~P~::. said...

.....I'm not sure what to answer to that... I look like this at the moment: O_O wtf

Why do parents think their extreme actions result in better kids? It truly doesnt and I'm proof of that. The more parents try their best to bring something down, the more the child will go out of their way to do differently.

Just like you said, kids are smarter than most of their parents now-a-days... *sigh

-A said...

When I was a kid and my parents told me not to do something, it was the next thing I did. When I was in grade school, my class was the "first" to have sex ed (I graduated grade school in 1990 mind you) and they cut the binding off the books and removed the sexual organs.

You know - cuz that makes sense. And then in High School my sex ed teacher was a nun. Needless to say it was on long semester of us telling her in detail all of our sexual acts.

Except for me.
Because I was a virgin till I had my son...

God I love computers! You can't hear me laughing hysterically in my office.

The BEEZE said...

-A, I can hear you laughing, and I'm laughing with you!

~P~, thanks for stopping by...Most parents are stupid...Except me, I know it all! LOL!