Showing posts with label Danica Patrick. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Danica Patrick. Show all posts

Thursday, August 25, 2011

Kickoffs, Race in Sports, and Danica Patrick


-Okay, we'll start with this bitch first...Since Wednesday night I've had to hear reports that Danica Patrick is going to be switching to NASCAR full-time....Ummm, I don't give a shit! I would guess even racing fans don't really give a shit...Maybe if this skank would actually win a few races, people would take news about her seriously...But they don't...All she is to the world, is eye candy...Something to spank it to...And she isn't even that hot...Nor has she gotten totally naked and blown a horse, while having a monkey shit on her, so she's lost my interest already!

-Next up, kickoffs in the NFL...Hey asshole rules committee, I want my kickoffs back...This is more pussification of America going on...If high school kids are returning kickoffs, the NFL's millionaires can do it too...Yes, injuries can happen on kickoffs, but injuries happen on any and every play on a football field...Besides that, there are players who only get a chance in the NFL because the first got work on kickoff teams...Former Giants linebacker Antonio Pierce said it on ESPN a couple weeks ago..."If it wasn't for getting a chance on the kickoff coverage team, no one would no me."

Besides that, the NFL has killed off what can be one of the most exciting plays in Football...Every year they try to make the game safer..Instead they are slowly ruining, while players are still getting hurt...You're not helping anyone, you're just pissing off your fans...

-Now, to the real touchy subject...Race in Sports has come up again this week...There was THIS article in the Washington Times...So this guy says, the decline in black players should concern us...Who the fuck are you to tell me what should concern me!?! And I would think that the 600,000 African children on the verge of starvation should concern us...It sure as shit should concern you more then the decline of blacks playing baseball...But then again Mr. Snyder, your paper has only covered that "Briefly"...

But since this is such a major story...Ummm, a story that USA Today writes once a year...Lets get at it...I think it's idiotic to think Baseball or any sport worse off because of a decline in any racial group...It's almost as if Mr. Snyder is flat out saying, 'no matter what, blacks are better athletes then whites'...which to me is some stupid shit...Borderline racist shit, that no one will call him on...But I will, because I'm so sick of this topic, and hacks like him...

Should we also be concerned about the decline in white players in the NBA? I'll bet you'll say no, because that wouldn't be Politically Correct...Should Canada be concerned that the number of Canadian youths playing Hockey has gone down? I don't know, maybe they should be happy that they are finding more things to do other then just playing hockey...Should the NHL be concerned that there is an increase in European players? I would say yes...Hockey doesn't need more pussies like the Sedin twins! Or should Hockey be concerned that the number of black players is slowly on the rise? Of course not you asshole!

This whole topic pisses me off...I'm sick of "Journalists" repeatedly trying to tell us how racist we are...I'm sick of "White Guilt" being pushed down my throat...I'm sick of these hacks trying to tell me, you, leagues, and companies, how bad we are, and how we should be better...Mr.Snyder, why don't you go to one of those refugee camps in Africa and see what real concerns are...You haven't got a clue! If you opened your eyes, maybe you'd understand that who is playing what sports, for millions of dollars, really means very little when you look at the big picture...

-Before I go, I have two of my links I want top push...In THIS post I ask why Mothers are put on pedestals, and Fathers are blown off?

-In THIS post I ask a question, that has gone unanswered for 60 years...

That's it for now...

Later, The Beeze.

Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Dishing Out Some More Skull F**ks

Well after a week of no skull f**ks...A week that I wanted to give out many, mind you...I'm back, and just as angry...Angry enough to pull out my hog and pound some skull...

Let's start with the Indy 500...They still do that f**king thing!?! I remember it being a big deal when I was a kid...Maybe that was because we only had 15 TV stations...Now I got over 300...So f**k all that driving in circles crap...I don't even know who won...Some dude...So drink you milk and get the f**k out of here...

But this brings me to my first skull f**k....DANICA PATRICK...
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Yes, she lost again...The gal that was gonna save Indy Racing hasn't...Please go to NASCAR, and really get your pretty little ass kicked...So you get my first load of the day...To be honest...I'd throw it in all of her holes, that dirty little race car driver!


Next I touched on two topics in Monday Moaning that deserve some skull f**king attention...http://www.yougabsports.com/?cmd=blog&nid=337804&ptitle=Monday-Moaning

First Brian Campbell of the Chicago Blackhawks...You were the only bitch to complain about Nicklas Kronwall's hit on Martin Havlat...Even calling Kronwall gutless...Here comes a big fatty for you...Try not coughing up the puck in your own end...And pass to one of your teammates who can score...Because you have forgotten how to...OH, by the way...It was a clean hit...F**king Pu$$y!!!

Next up...The PC douche bags...ALL OF YOU ASSHOLES...Get in line...The Beeze is pounding you skull hard...Leave the sports logos alone...If you don't want to hear Dennis Leary say c0ck on cable TV...Don't watch RESCUE ME.(great show btw)...You don't like a song lyric...Don't listen to hit...Stop throwing all your stupid high and mighty ideals on us...

You people are only happy when you're attacking something...(pot meet kettle)

What happens when you win these stupid battles, and there is nothing left to bitch about...Then what will you do...How will you suck the fun, joy, and beauty out of life then....I've got an idea where you can start...The worst thing is...You'll like that...You love my c0ck...You sorry bastards preach one thing, and then when nobody is looking...you're looking for the closest glory hole...So here you are...A fine quality Beeze skull f**k!

Next...The Chicago Cubs, Wrigley Field, and who ever the hell is in charge of the assholes singing "Take me Out to the Ball Game." This has become disgusting to me...It seems like now it's become a contest of who can f*ck up the song the most...After recently hearing Mr. T and Denise Richards destroy the seventh inning stretch...I'm done...F*ck those two dolts...The Cubs...Everyone involved...Including their douche bag fans who seem to love it almost as much as the love losing...Well the Beeze is about to give you a seven inch stretch to the eye socket...Douche bags!

Last this week...The Brooklyn Ohio School District...After pushing this fine little community to pass two tax levies this year...They have decided to cut more jobs, and close one of the schools...In theireyes, after raising our taxes...It would be better to jam an extra 300-400 students into another building....These are things they promised they wouldn't do if we passed the levies...Well this time the Beeze is gonna be knocking on you doors...And I'm gonna be leaving some mushroom stamps across your faces!!!
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That's all for now...I gotta save a load for Mrs. Beeze...
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Later, The Beeze.