Optimus Prime took him 6 months, and Bumble Bee took 4...Too much time on your hands dude! Don't get me wrong, they look cool and the detail is amazing...But I'd rather spend that time f**king! 
Friday night, Mrs. Beeze, myself, and our friends Bryan and May went out to dinner at a great local restaurant...The Bistro on Lincoln Park...We've been there before, and I gave them a great review...Well, they didn't disappoint this time either...The food was awesome...The latest review will be up by Tuesday...
Saturday Morning was spent at the Fish House...The it was time for Halloween madness...Kids, candy, and beer...How can you pass out candy without beer?
My brother and his family came over for trick or treat...Then it was time for him and me to give people sh!t...If you costume is sketchy...We're grilling ya...The teenagers don't like how we pounce all over their not so much of a costume...One girl just broke off the old..."It's for my sick Cousin." Her boyfriend laughed, and they were sent on their way with no candy...Hey, the economy is f**ked, I'm not giving candy to every loser with no costume...At least give us a good story...
Then there was the kid dressed like Michael Jackson...Fine...whatever...But then him and his posse came back and tried to double dip...I'm not letting that happen unless I get to make you look like a dolt...So I said, "You're Michael Jackson? Then dance!" This little sh!t didn't miss a beat...He was breaking off all the old school moves...We send them off with some candy...About 20 minutes later, almost time for lights out, and these punks comeback again...So I tell them all to dance...There they were...6 kids breaking it down on my front lawn...They got hooked up...
Then there were these two freaks...About 16 years old, and living in there fantasy world...My brother asks "What the hell are you?" These dork goes into this whole f**king speech...They were based off of some game...Like the new version of D&D...Whatever...The kid closes with, "I stay immortal, by killing." Can't wait to see this psycho on the news! So when these two came back for seconds I was feeling good...(Good=Buzzed) I just let out a, "Get the hell out of here before I stick that fake sword up your ass!"
Instead of candy, I should have given them money for a hooker!
Then it was time to kickback...Well as much as you can with noisy kids all hopped up on sugar...And watch Notre Dame put a beating on Washington State... http://irishbuzz.blogspot.com/ That was nice to see...
Sunday, I had to do a short tour of duty at the Fish House...Thank God! It saved me the pain and suffering of having to watch the Browns get the sh!t kicked out of them by the Bears...The Patriots had their bye this week...So I had nothing to balance out my rage...I did get to see soem of the much hyped, Packers and Vikings game...Have I ever told you I hate Brett Favre...I was really hoping to see that guy get his arm and leg broken in this game! No such luck...And the Viking are looking strong...
In the latest news about the little Beeze...Not much has changed...Except his need to put his hands down his pants has increased...He's really working that thing...Honestly in the time I spent with him on Sunday, he only spent about an hour total, without at least one hand down there...I got a feeling I'll be hearing from his teacher this week...
Oh...F**k the Yankees! That just needed to be said...
Now, I'll end with a laugh...Well, I laughed at least...But I am twisted!
Have a good week...
Later, The Beeze.
1 comment:
OMG .... now that video was a hoot! How & the heck did you discover that one? ... never mind! LOL
Agree ... another conference on the way about the Little Beeze's playing habit. Good luck.
Thanks for the update ... and glad you didn't have to watch the Browns last weekend.
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