Monday Moaning

After some time off and a few drinks, Monday Moaning is back!

After a personal and site related falling out with one of our partners, my pal Jeff and I felt the need to leave You Gab Sports...But we didn't want to quit...We wanted to move forward and build a better blogging community, not strictly tied to sports...No schedules...No stress...Open to all, to write about whatever they feel...So we have started the Gabbing Community ...We hope you will check it out and join in if you have something to say...

Now, onto the Moaning...

Word has come out the media whore Bruce Jenner...Yes, I still say Bruce because he didn't have his cock and balls removed, so I'm not calling him Caitlyn...So, the media whore is going to be gracing the cover of Sports Illustrated this Summer...NUDE...Only wearing an American flag and his Olympic medals...So Bruce, and the media and PC world want us to call him Caitlyn...and not him, but her...They are very adamant about it...But Caitlyn didn't win those fucking medals...Bruce did damn it! 

It's funny how Jenner and the media want this Caitlyn/Bruce separation, except when it's convenient for them, their story, and what's going to get him more notoriety...There was also the Jenner at the ESPY's excepting the Arthur Ashe Award...This dude in a dress stood there rambling on like he was the face of the women's rights movement...You have a dick, put on a dress and had plastic surgery and hormone injections...You did nothing to fight for women and their rights...You haven't done anything to help with the inequality of pay...You haven't done anything to fight against the states that are De-funding Planned Parenthood...and yes fuck sticks, Planned Parenthood does a helluva lot more for women's health issues than just abortions...(that's another blog)...Jenner you are not a voice for women...

You want to be a voice for Trans-gender people, have at it...There are plenty of people that are freaked out about this talk of what public fucking bathroom trans-people are going to use...That's become another one of those issues the media is harping on...The old look at this shiny thing while this real important evil shit is going on over here...How about this...If you stand to piss, men's room...If you sit to piss, ladies' room...

But this just isn't about Jenner and his need for attention...This is about Sports Illustrated desperately trying to stay relevant and getting on that hard riding PC train...SI, like so many (time sensitive)  magazines and newspapers has been losing people's interest...This is the 'I have a smart-phone fuckers, I don't need you' generation...SI's Swimsuit issue still does well...But honestly, porn is all over the Internet for free...And you can get swimsuit issue, spank-bank material right on Instagram...

So what did SI do this year?  They screwed up the swimsuit issue with PC shit, putting "plus sized" and older models in it...I hate to be a pig ladies, but I agree with comedian Mark Normand, not all women are beautiful, and we should have a standard when it comes to the old man's spank magazine...





When speaking of beautiful women, maybe Michael Rapaport put it best in the movie "Beautiful Girls"...





Everything described there Bruce, you ain't it!  You and SI are just a couple of whores trying to stay relevant in this Kartrashian World...


I'll sum it up like this...Bruce Jenner, no one wants to see a 66 year old woman with a dick wearing nothing but Olympic medals...And Sports Illustrated, you're alienating your core audience of baby-boomers by putting a 66 year old woman with a dick wearing only Olympic medals on you cover...

That's it for now...

Have a week!

Monday Moaning

Yeah, that's about all the golf you're going to get out of me...

Yes The British Open is going on and set to finish this fine Monday...But I had to walk away...The British Open is pretty mush the only Golf Tournament that I ever watch any of...The old courses are beautiful...The bunkers are legit bunkers...And what I always loved about watching the Open was the Golfers battling the weather...So Friday things were delayed due to some serious rain...I'd be pissed if it was a drizzle, but this shit was real...But then Saturday morning I popped it on, and they were delayed because of the wind...

Fuck you, you fucking pussies! The wind at St. Andrews is the great equalizer...You aren't going up against the other golfers, you're going up against the wind...I have and always will, refuse to call Golf a sport...Why? Because there is no defense...No one is trying to stop you from doing your thing...At least at the British Open you might face a little defense from Mother Nature...

I don't care that some gusts got up to 40 mph...You've got some high-tech clubs made out of some substance no regular hacks can afford to buy, and you rip it 300 feet...Nut up and take on some of that wind! Golfers, your game will never be a sport...It's a game...A hobby...

-Next...Fuck ESPN...(guess this gonna be one of those angry Monday Moanings)...Last week was the ESPY's, a bullshit event I have never watched...unfortunately while running my personal twitter along with The Gab's twitter account @yougabsports, it was hard not to get hammered with reports and updates on the ESPY's...Which made it hard for me not to get hammered! All this nonsense was covered already, like LeBron James winning for best championship performance...HE FUCKING LOST!

But the whole Bruce Jenner in a dress publicity stunt was the biggest pile of crap...Yes, I call him Bruce, because he won't cut his dick off...I support civil rights for all...Do who you want, be who you want...But the fact that everyone is expected to treat this guy/gal with kid gloves is ridiculous...Besides that, where the fuck is Chaz Bono's award for courage...She/he did this whole trans thing, all the way, a few years ago...Did it because that's what he felt and wanted to do, with no fucking grandstanding...No media whore bullshit...And no protection wrapped around him by the PC police and media...

Then I read Jenner's speech...This fucker was acting like he is the new voice of women, while belittling women, like when he told the U.S. Women's Soccer team, "You clean up well!" FUCK OFF BRUCE!  So much of what I feel about this topic was summed up in a short clip from the Opie and Jim Norton Show, with guest DL Hughley...






-Okay...Next...I guess I have to call Surfing a sport after seeing surfer Mick Fanning have a shark play defense against him, and not let him surf...





Love the total honesty of the moment with the announcer losing it and swearing on air...Fanning was fine this time...They called off the competition after that...Now I've never been one to swim, and I really have a thing about being under water...Especially the ocean...Here's a solid rule to live by...If the fish come out of the water, I can eat them...They've wiggled into my life-space...If I go into the water, their life-space, they can eat me...

-Now, the last topic...Just like Jenner, it's a topic I'm sick of hearing about...But after some details slipped out this weekend, I think we will have less people defending this fucking asshole...Yes, I'm talking about Comedy legend, actor, and high horse riding asshole, and alleged rapist, Bill Cosby...I'm at the point where I'm just hoping he'll die already...That's how fucking sick and tired I am of this asshole!

And we should have known...He put it out there for all of us years ago...He's been lacing shit for ever...




Boy he snatched that sauce up quick from little Kenny...Didn't want Kenny turning out Rudy's ass just yet I guess...

FUCK BILL COSBY!  Drug, and fuck him right in the ass...


That's it...Okay, I lied at the top about that being the only golf I'd share...There is a bit more that has just been added to the EYE CANDY PAGE...

Have a week.

WTF Blog: The Unicorn Guy

Yes, that is a guy! Long before Bruce/Caitlyn Jenner was out there throwing cross-dressing and transgender stuff in our face, we in Brooklyn, Ohio knew all about that shit...But there is more to our nut-job, he-she...

Unicorn Guy is seen many times a week at our local grocery store...He often rocks jean short-shorts, knee high socks, and always a little scarf and little cowgirl hat...Usually pink, bu today he went with white, and went all-in with the skirt, and leggings...

But there is more to our freak-show...Why the name Unicorn Guy? Because wherever he goes, he brings his stuffed Unicorn...I've even seen him buckle it up in the car...And he always has it ride in the shopping cart like a kid...When I snapped the pic above I asked an employee stocking a shelf, "how often is he here?" because I see the guy all the time, no matter what day of the week I'm there...He replied, "What The Fuck, that guys just looking for attention." He clearly was quite as accepting as the employee in the pic, chatting it up with Unicorn Guy and his Unicorn...

Unicorn Guy throughout his shopping trips talks to the Unicorn...He shows the Unicorn items and discusses whether or not to buy them or not, just like this...

Now my kids have told me stories about why Unicorn Guy is the way his is...But those are just tales kids got from other kids, who got it from other kids, or overheard some adults gossiping...So, I won't even throw those tales out here...This post isn't about that...

I see Unicorn Guy a couple times a week, and WTF is the first thing that crosses my mind...Next thought is, Jenner paid boat loads for surgeries, and drugs...Unicorn Guy just did it without all the bells and whistles, and is bat-shit crazy...Why The Fuck isn't Unicorn Guy on TV instead of Bruce!?!

Monday Moaning

I decided to bring this one back by popular demand...

I'll start with this nonsense...Some little white bitch decided to spend her life pretending that she was black...And this past week Rachel Dolezal's  parents ratted her out finally...It seems to be making big headlines because she's a NAACP leader...She is quoted as saying to her detractors, "I don't give a shit what you guys think, I consider myself black!"

Personally, I don't think it's a big story...I think it's kind of silly...Now, I'm not black, so maybe there is a level of upset, or offended-ness that I just don't get, but I see this as a nonsense story that the lazy media picks up on and runs wild with...You know, like that Bruce/Caitlyn Jenner bullshit we have been enduring...SO this chick is pretending to be black...I don't think it's as bad as this...

Former Florida Governor, and Republican Presidential Candidate, Jeb (holy fuck another) Bush, listed himself as Hispanic in 2009 on a voter registration form...Good ole Jeb's brother and father served as President, whose family has been found to have strong ties to British and other European royalty...Hispanic my ass!

But worse then that, it's actually a felony to put false information on your voter registration paperwork...Of course, he got a pass...If you or I did that, we'd be fucked, but I guess since he's a politician, we just assume he's a cock-sucking liar...It doesn't matter, because didn't you hear, Bruce Jenner has tits!

-A few days ago, I posted this video of a Ronda Pearson going off on Glendale Mayor Jerry Weiers and the city council...





Well, earlier in the week Weiers had made an offer to the public, giving someone the chance to tase him, if they could raise $10,000 for a local charity...After Pearson's rant went viral, a crowd funding campaign was started to get her the shot at tasing this prick...But they came up short, until a last minute, annonymous donation kicked in Multiple thousands to get Ronda Pearson another shot at th mayor....Here it is...




She showed concer for him afterwards, because she's classy...But you could see a bit of a smile there too!

-Monday night, Chicago and Tampa Bay square off in game six of the Stanley Cup Finals...The Blackhawks are up 3-2 and have a chance to win it at home...Honestly, I have no idea what to expect...Every game has been close...Both teams have played great defense...The strangest thing is that Tampa Bay has looked like the better team through most of the series, but the Blackhawks experience is paying off, as they keep finding a way to win...My suggestion...Watch and enjoy...

-I can't fill you in on the NBA...I'm one of only a few people in Cleveland that doesn't care and isn't watching...I'm sure Uncle B.O.B. will be able to fill you in on those Warriors and their 3-2 series lead....

-Saturday afternoon, my wife went and did some shopping with the girls...So I took the boy to the art store...He had $40 dollars and wanted to get some clay...He's been out for a week or so...So, he loaded up a basket with the clay he likes to use...We grabbed a set of tools to use with his clay...I got some "Play Doh" for Molly, and a set of ear buds for my Mom...I set up an ipod for her to have while she's sitting through her chemo...We go to checkout, and BOOM! $92.00...I then realized just how many packs of clay he grabbed...

But fuck it...It's what he does...He loves it and is good at it...We spent a bunch for all the fees for our oldest to be in band at school...Then the Summer Honor Band, Christmas Honor Band, and Honor Jazz band...plus the guitar I traded for her clarinet...This is also how I justified it to my wife...She agreed...

Here are his first couple things he made...

Bonnie Bunny...

Foxxy Pirate...

He even has their mouths somehow hinged so that they can open and close...The kid blows my mind...

-Now, I started with that fan favorite image, in a classy black and white...But I figured, I throw in the color version just in case you like it a little dirtier...

Have a week...

Enough with the PC Bullshit!

I in no way approve of hitting women, and would never do such a thing, but I thought the picture was funny, based on the topics this post is going to hit...Political Correctness, Humor, Caitlyn/Bruce Jenner...And how this PC shit is running wild and needs to stop...

First to Jenner...I have seen it on TV, heard it on the Radio and Podcasts, in day to day interactions...If someone happens to refer to Jenner as Bruce, (his given name) or says he instead of she, there is someone else right there to chime in and tell you how you have misspoke...That you are possibly intolerant, and offensive...Listen dipshit, Jenner has been known as Bruce, a dude, for what, 65 years...Fuck off, and give people a chance to get use to calling him Caitlyn and she, and her...Yeah, I said him...You know why?  Because the Cunt still has a cock! Until he lops that dick off, grows a puss and fucks himself with said dick, I don't care if people call him he, or him, or dude, or whatever the fuck!

Now we move into the humor area...Spike (the guys network) cut Clint Eastwood doing a joke about Jenner at some bullshit awards show, because suddenly they have a "No Trans Joke policy"...What the fuck ever...But they aren't alone...The Late night comedy shows have been sidestepping cracking jokes about Jenner...Seth Meyers said he wouldn't do any...So now I give you a long video, but worth the time...It's Opie and Jim Norton, along with comedian Sherrod Small talking about all this and then watching a clip of Jerry Seinfeld on Meyers' show talking about how people are getting carried away with the PC shit...Seinfeld, who has always been a clean comic...They stop the clip a couple times for Norton to go off on his own rant, and praise Seinfeld...The video is 15 minutes long, but worth it...They get into the Seinfeld clip around 2:50...As they get back into the clip around 8:00 some guy from the New Yorker chimes in, and Seinfeld eventually grills him about the PC shit, before calling out Meyers about not doing Jenner Jokes...





America, do you understand how far we have taken this bullshit...Jerry fucking Seinfeld, has had enough...If Jerry Seinfeld, a clean, safe, TV friendly comedian is telling us we have taken the PC shit too far, then I think we better listen...

In closing, Fuck off!

Monday Moaning

There's a lot shit going on in the "news" and it's all pretty fucking annoying to me....I truly, honestly, don't give a damn about Bruce/Caitlyn Jenner...I'm all for people being happy with who they are, you want to change your sex, go ahead...I've always supported equals rights for EVERYONE...That includes celebritards who are fucking media whores...Do what you want, I just don't give shit...I won't be watching your fucking show, and I won't be following you on Twitter...

Then there was a lot of stink, because the super media whore factory ESPN, has decided to give Jenner their big Arthur Ashe award at their annual 'Let's pat ourselves on our backs' award show, The Espy's...The laundry list of athletes more worthy was widely reported...ESPN doesn't care, they are looking at selling ad time because they will be hyping the drama of seeing a former male, U.S. Olympic gold medalist, wearing a lovely evening gown...I have never watched the Espy's and I won't this year...

Next pile of shit I don't care about...These fucking Duggar people...Holy fucking shit...The Television industry should be ashamed of itself already...All this so-called "Reality TV" bullshit is such fucking nonsense....These fuckers have '19 Kids and Counting"...That's the name of their show...I've never watched, because I'm not fucking idiot...But I looked into them a bit after the news about their one asshole son broke...These people are full-blown-bat-shit-crazy!  Just fucked in the head...Then it comes out there one son has molested multiple girls...Including two of their daughters, HIS SISTERS!...They covered it up...They tried to "get him help"...The father even went to try to justify it by saying he did most of his molesting, "Over the clothes".....These fuckers can't die fast enough!  I'm still trying to figure out why the parents aren't in jail for covering it up...

Then I saw family members blaming the media for leaking the story out there, and 'Doing this to our lives." Really cunts!?!  You put your idiot life on TV...You have no problem with the media paying your fucking bills, to feed all those fucking mouths, but now the media is evil!  Again, these people can't die fast enough!

-Okay, I feel better...

Now, I live in Cleveland, but I have made it clear over the years that I don't like or follow basketball...And I have made it clear over the years, that I don't like LeBron James at all...(Long before "The Decision" I wrote about my distain for him)...So the Cavaliers are in the Finals, but I'm not willing to be Johnny Bandwagon...I'm not going to suddenly write like I know something about Basketball...I'm not even watching....If the Cavs win, I will not celebrate it, I won't suddenly be wearing Cavs gear...I will be happy for my friends who support the Cavs, but I'll stay true to myself, and remain not a basketball fan, and a LeBron James fan...

I did hear about the Kyrie Irving injury, and I saw the entire national media basically say that the Cavaliers have no chance...All I will say about this America, and Cleveland....The National Media is wrong more often then they are right...Just look to Vegas kids...Since the Irving broke his knee-cap, and media put the nail in the Cavs coffin, there has been a lot more money in Vegas being put on James and the Cavaliers...I put more stock in what the books are saying then the media....

-Saturday, American Pharoah won the Belmont Stakes, and completed the Triple Crown...The first time in 37 years....I'll be honest, I'm a cynical bastard...I had my money Frosted...I had American Pharoah coming in second...I mean shit, There have been a bunch of Triple Crown hopefuls in my lifetime, and I have seen them all fail...And while watching the Kentucky Derby, I really like how Frosted closed...I told my wife that day, "Frosted will win at Belmont."  Well, fuck me, I was wrong...

As they came around the last turn Frosted had started charging from the back, and was quickly in second coming down the stretch...Pharoah had been leading the whole way...Frosted was surging...But some how, American Pharoah just kept cruising...The horse just ran a smooth race, and finished five and a half lengths ahead of Frosted...The horse didn't even look tired...

Now American Pharoah, as long as his owners aren't stupid, is looking forward to a wonderful life...They shouldn't run this horse again...Don't even take a chance at a loss, or an injury...Just put him out to Stud... a life a relaxation, eating, and fucking! (Ahhhh, my dream!)  That's gonna be some expensive sperm!

-The Stanley Cup Finals were evened up Saturday as Tampa Bay pulled out the win...They seemed to push the tempo most of the game...The Strangest part of the game was Lightning goalie Ben Bishop coming out of the game twice in the third period...The second time for good...20 year old Andrei Vasilevsky filled the relief role well...He was tested heavily, and held the lead his team gave him...

The Lightning are not saying what caused Bishop to leave the game, and they are not saying who will start game 3 Monday night in Chicago...Some have speculated that it was a leg injury after Bishop was run into by Antoine Vermette...There are others that are speculating that Bishop had a case of the green apple splatters, and couldn't hold it...Vasilevsky looked calm in relief, and is a highly touted young goalie...And considering the inconsistent play of Blackhawks goalie Corey Crawford, I'm not sure if it matters if either team needs to go with a their backup goalie...

That's it for now...

Have a week.