Thursday, September 9, 2010

Joe Montana is a Douche!

Last year I had to call out Joe Montana, and I guess it needs to be done again...Yes, I'm a Notre Dame guy, but I don't have the same love and affection for Montana that many others do...He's a dick! Plain and simple...Fun fact time...Montana grew up in South Western PA...So did my mom...When their high school reunion time came around, and the committee contacted him to see if he would be coming, his response was, "How much are you going to pay me?" That was it for me...Instant douche!

Then today I read that Montana was on the radio/TV, dogging "Rudy" the famous movie about Notre Dame football player Rudy Ruettiger...Montana felt the need to tell everyone that there was no one chanting "RUDY" as the movie depicts...He also talked about the emotional scene when all the players lay their jerseys down on the coach's desk, telling him to give Rudy their spot...Hey Joe, it's Hollywood, people know that they add bullshit to movies...Also, anyone who really likes the movie knows that's bullshit, because we've seen countless interviews with Rudy, and other people involved who said it was added for the emotional boost it gave the story...

Then Montana even called Rudy getting carried off the field by teammates bullshit...In his eyes, it wasn't about the players being excited, or happy for this hard-working nobody...This is his thought... "I won't say as a joke. But, playing around." Joe Montana is working his way into the Skull F*ck Hall of Fame!

Joe sounds, bitter and jealous...Joey, are you sad that nobody wants to make a movie about you? That's just too bad Joe...The porn industry has flooded the market with movies about C*nts and Assholes!

One last thing Joe...Your kid is 3rd string and he sucks!

F*ck Michigan! F*ck Joe Montana! And GO IRISH!

Later, The Beeze.


Unknown said...

it should be noted that rudy's real first name is dan.

The Beeze (aka: Tim McNeeley) said...

Thanks ryan. I'm sure most people who know the story or follow ND know that.

Unknown said...

dont be so sure... most people i run into are idiots.