Monday Moaning

So why am I starting this week's post with that picture...Why not? They're delicious and they look alike...Just had me, and that's a hell of a sandwich! But honestly, I've had Katy Perry's song, "I Kissed a Girl" stuck in my head for two days...And I'd love to see her kissing Zoe, as I'm in the corner abusing myself!



Sorry folks, but I'm pretty horned up this week...Maybe If we talk a little sports it'll take my mind off of it...

First there was Hanley Ramirez booting a ball into the outfield, not hustling after it, and talking sh!t about his manager, because the manager yanked him from the game for being a douche...Then Saturday Nyger Morgan of the Nationals almost made a great play on a fly ball...It looked like he was gonna take away a home run...But he botched it, and had a temper tantrum...Instead of keeping his head in the game and going after the ball, he threw his glove and acted like a pissy little kid...Afterward he said he thought the ball bounced off him and went over the fence...Nonetheless, he looked like a dolt!



Another somewhat big story in Baseball...Astros pitcher Roy Oswalt wants to be traded...Who wouldn't want to leave that team? He feels he only has a couple years left, and want to be on a team that can contend...Now the question is, what teams are gonna be going after Oswalt?

Other baseball news, I spent a lot of time this weekend playing some ball with the kids...Spring training at the Beeze house...My daughter was catching the ball well, in her dress, and Hannah Montana bike helmet...But she throws like a girl!

The little Beeze was fielding like that hack Marco Scutaro...He's no Ryne Sandberg like his old man...But he's got a good arm...I told him, there's no DH's in this house...Gold Glove or you're running laps...

Since I mentioned I mentioned Red Sox shortstop Marco Scutaro, I have hit another topic involving the Red Sox...This past week the Sox cut loose lefty Scott Schoeneweis, the day before the one year anniversary of his wife's death, do to a drug overdose...I know business is business, and that Schoeneweis had been pitching like crap, but damn, that seems pretty cold blooded to me...Am I getting soft in my mid 30's?

Now on a very sad note, former major league pitcher, Jose Lima died Sunday at the age of 37, from a heart attack...Lima had just a few really good years, but it seemed like everyone loved him...His personality on and off the field became legendary...Rest in Peace "Lima Time"

In Basketball, The Celtics are beating the living sh!t out of the Magic...Right now they have a 3-0 series lead, and the Magic look stunned...I wonder if they'll just tap out like Lebron and Co. did?

The other Basketball story people have been talking about...A ref...A stupid ref, named Joe DeRosa tossed a ball at a fan that was giving him sh!t...What did the league do...One game suspension...Something tells me, if this was a player, the penalty would have been harsher...It's time to start smacking refs, and umpires around more when they f**k up...They represent the game, and the league too...What do I care? It's basketball...

In the NHL, the Chicago Blackhawks swept the San Jose Sharks...It seemed like this might be the year for the Sharks...Then they ran into the Blackhawks, and got steamrolled...I wasn't sure about the 'Hawks goaltending, but Antti Niemi stepped up big time...Now Chicago will wait to see
who they'll face in the finals...The way the Philly, Montreal series has gone, it will most likely be the Flyers, unless the Habs can pull off what the Flyers did to Boston...But I don't see that happening...

Next up, cycling...WHAT!?! Last week Floyd Landis admitted to being a cheating piece of crap...Then threw Lance Armstrong under the bus too...First, as an American I must say this...WHO THE F**K CARES!?! You're riding bikes, and I could give a sh!t...(sorry EK) Second, throwing some one else under the bus like that is a gash move! Third, I could give a sh!t about Lance and his stupid yellow bracelets...Don't be a b!tch Floyd, just because he can ride a bike better then you, and he's only got one nut...I wouldn't be surprised if all these silly, wannabe frenchies, have cheated...And stop leaving your bike in the driveway!

One more note about the Little Beeze...Sunday morning we were all hanging out, watching TV, and all the sudden he pulls down his pants and says..."Why does my pee pee keep getting bigger?" The wife and I looked at each other, and tried to hold in our laughter...I finally told him, "If you keep pulling on it, that's what's gonna happen." He seemed to be pulling on it more the rest of the day!

Now we're gonna close with something different...You all should know by now, that I'm always searching for odd, and messed up stuff...Well it seems there is a trend in porn these days...Beard Porn...Here's a video from a couple of the guys from the Ron and Fez show, on beard porn...



Thats just some creepy, sick, sh!t.

Have a great week...

Later, The Beeze.