Monday Moaning

You may be asking, what's with the opening pic...Let's not forget folks, this is "Monday Moaning"...And if she isn't moaning, she will be soon enough...But will get to that in a bit...

I was planning on starting out with some Baseball talk, but I didn't expect it to be this...

Sunday afternoon, Oakland A's lefty, Dallas Braden threw a perfect game...Braden, an average pitcher, with stuff, that isn't overpowering, shutdown Tampa Bay, earning the 19th perfect game in MLB history...

Braden, best known for telling A-Roid to "get off my mound" a couple weeks ago, after the cheating Yankee disrespected Braden, by trotting across the mound on his return to first base...Braden pulled no punches as he pointed out A-Roid's douche-baggery...The 'roid boy, tried to blow it off, and said, "let him enjoy his 15 minutes." Looks like he may get a few more c*nt!

Now the name Brayden has been on our list of Boys names...After today, if Dallas happens to break A-Roid's jaw, or shatters his knee-cap next time they meet...It's a done deal! Dude was great, and the fact that the first thing he wanted to do after Sunday's game, was hug his grandmother...Well that's just awesome...

Friday was a rough night for Boston fans, as the Red Sox got throttled by the Yankees...The Bruins lost to the Flyers...Don't worry, The B's will finish the boys from Philly off Monday night...Then the Celtics got thumped by the Cavaliers...

Well Rajon Rondo, his triple double, and the Celtics got that game back Sunday...series even a 2 games each...I'm sure it will go 7 games...And I'm still confident the Celtics will take it...

Damn though, Cleveland sports fans get fired up...Any slight glimmer of hope, that there could be a winner in this town, and these people go bat-shit crazy...And I just listen to the clock tick, and wait for the dreams to be dashed again...

Here are a few examples of Cleveland getting overly hopeful....

I call these dolts, "The Pasty Gangsters" 'We won't look so dorky and white, if we throw some wine and gold paint on with our stupid Andy Varejao wigs!' ...F**king f**k-stains!

Yes, we get it...We are all Witnesses...Witnesses to another deflating defeat! And soon you'll be a "Witness" to a lawsuit for copyright infringement...Oh, and then the city will hit you with a huge fine for illegal advertising! Enjoy!

'Hey guys, I got an idea...Let's put a Cavs headband on the giant dude, on the Lorain-Carnegie Bridge!' ...Really!?! This is just f**king gay...Don't get upset, people...Not 'put a c0ck in my mouth gay.' You know, 7th grade gay...How about this...It looks stupid! Henry Hering and Frank Walker are rolling over in their graves after some dope did this to their BRIDGE ...

Now a couple notes on the little Beeze...My boy is really excited about the upcoming baby...He wants to learn how to change diapers, and feed the baby...But the most exciting thing to him right now is this...As he puts it, with an amazing amount of energy in his voice..."I'm gonna be the middle child!!!" Yes, I have what I'm sure is, the first and only child to be totally excited about being the middle child...The Jan f**king Brady of the house, and he's pumped...God love him!

Another bit about the boy I haven't shared, but I've been meaning to...He plays Chess...He's 5 and he plays Chess well...He saw me playing on the computer, and wanted to get in on it...After a couple weeks of realizing he couldn't beat the computer, he played my wife and beat her...He then gave me a run for my money...We got a cheap Chess set, and started playing every day...Seriously, if you don't pay attention closely, he'll beat you...He's beaten my Dad, and me...It's scary how quickly he's picked it up...Here's an example of his skills...



Okay, he's not there yet...But he's pretty damn good...And cocky...He got on the phone with my brother-in-law in Boston, and informed him that he was gonna whoop his ass!

Now, I'm gonna get into a topic they may bother some people...It has been often said, by many people, that America sucks...Well, it doesn't...But many Americans do...Example: Saturday my wife picked up a Pizza from our local Giant Eagle Grocery store...It looked great on top...But then, as I picked it up, I noticed the dough on the bottom was basically raw...What the F**k!

This is a problem in this country...The "Average American" is who we go to for most of our goods and services...Sadly, the "Average American" is a lazy f**k, that sucks at their job! If you make pizza for a living, make it right! If you fix brakes on cars, like my wife's, they shouldn't be making a God awful grinding sound 6 months later...Yeah, I'm talking to you NTB! If you're waiting on a tables for a living, don't spill my coffee!



Okay, that may be an extreme reaction, but it's such an over-the-top ad, it cracks me up!

Now, before I go, I said something at the top about moaning...Well folks, audio has been found of the conception of the latest member of the Beeze family...I thought I'd release it before the media jumps all over it...



Now get back to work before your boss catches you checking out porn!

Later, The Beeze.