Monday Moaning

I hope all you dads out there got what we all deserve on Father's Day!

Me, I had a good weekend...Saturday morning the wife got her hair done, then we took all the kids to the mall...The oldest and my wife got some needed clothes...I took Tommy and Molly to Build-A-Bear to keep them out of the big girls hair...Young kids/the boy suck when shopping is being done, not for them...So the $60 B-A-B scam was worth the peace...Then we stopped at one of my favorite store, LIDS, where I picked out Father's Day gifts for myself...They had a buy one, get the second half going on, so I got two 47 Brand caps...Both Cleveland Indians caps...One, was the classic blue, red brim, Chief Wahoo cap...My old one was retired some time ago...And I love the Chief...Eat my ass haters!  The second cap was the newer block "C" logo...All red, with a cream face...It's a nice cap...

Then I took the two young ones to the playground area...Eventually we met with the girls for lunch...Then a stop at FYE...A look at the pet store, which makes them all sad, and wanting to buy another dog for me to walk...Oh, and a hefty price tag...Screw that...The one APL is in need of homes for dogs, at the low price of $60, or they're going to start whacking some...The wife was looking at that site, but I think I talked her off that ledge...

After that it was a mostly relaxing evening...The oldest went and hung out with some friends...I picked her up around 10:30 and we got some ice cream...

Sunday I woke up to the sound of everyone...I got up to see my wife making me breakfast with Molly...I so did not want breakfast...My normal breakfast is two-three cups of coffee...She knew I didn't want it, but Molly is a forceful little boss, especially on "holidays"...The kids gave me cards they made...My oldest included two pics of her, when she was little...Thanks for reminding me you're 13 and time is flying...The boy made me a clay Optimus Prime Angry Bird head, and awesome card...I ate a bit, the wife sent the kids off to play for a bit, and then she gave me her gift!  (Wink-wink, nudge-nudge)

Then she took the kids to a movie...I played some guitar, poorly because I don't play anymore...Then I watched the Indians game...Something sweet about a three hit, 1-0 walk-off, sac-fly victory...

-So since I brought up Baseball...I've grown to hate the "All-Star Game" ever since they started that whole, "it counts" shit...Mainly, since they decided to make an exhibition game count for something, fan voting should be done away with...Proven by the fact that right now 8 Kansas City Royals are slotted to start...I'm sorry, no fucking .228 hitter, Omar Infante should ever be invited to the "All-Star Game"...NEVER!  

Even worse, MLB has admitted to normally throwing out 20% of the fan votes each year...They have canceled out 60-65 million votes so far this year for "fear of improper voting"...Well, considering Omar Infante is in right now, you fucking missed a whole lot of improper voting!

But let's rewind...They throw away 20% on average every year...Well, if Baseball isn't counting our votes America, I'm feeling like those people who say the elections are rigged may actually be right...Listen Baseball, I love ya, but 1. get rid of the "All-Star Game"...2. If not, no more Fan Voting...Fan voting sucks, and you know it, because you've been tampering with the vote...Fuck it!

-I'm keeping this post a bit shorter because I would like you to follow a couple links I'm about to share...First to our Lovely YouGab  EYE CANDY page...There is also a link at the top of the site....Then a link to a post I did on the sick bastards in CHINA ....

Here, before I go let me leave you with this teaser...

Have a week!

My Favorite Kid

This will not be the normal Monday post....The Moaning is taking a week off...Father's Day weekend has come and gone...It was  busy week/weekend for me, and I barely saw any sports...Topped off, by having to work Father's Day...The restaurant business rests for few things...

This post is something I planned on doing on Molly's birthday...But that was the day of the Sandy Hook shootings...Writing about anything didn't feel right...I just wanted to be with my kids....I have taken some heat from friends, because of how I feature Molls in blogs, and photos in Instagram/Facebook...(One album actually says "totally My Favorite Kid")  I love all three of my kids dearly, and saying one is your favorite over the others is a "No No" in the parenting world...But there's a story to it all...

I have always talked about Little Beeze, not using his name...And my oldest daughter gets little coverage...But my real name is out there now with Twitter/Facebook/Blogspot...It's Tim...I hide my oldest daughter because of the creeps out there, and feel I will have to do the same with Molls soon...Her name is Emma....The boy is Tomas...No silent H's in this house...I hate silent letters! The news of Molly broke in a blog early after I found out she was on the way...I needed to get it off my chest...It was a bit of surprise...We even took name suggestions, even though Molly was the front runner right out of the gate...So, why has she been dubbed the favorite?

When my wife woke me up after a night of heavy drinking with old friends, who I told we were not having anymore kids, by saying "When was my last period?" I became instantly sober...We took a test, and Boom! We had gotten rid of almost everything in the way of baby stuff...I really wasn't happy about the news...Really unhappy...

Just a year or so earlier I was pushing my wife to have another kid...She was done...No way...Tomas had broken her...His terrible two's went on for two years and she was done...And the first year of his life the only way he would sleep was with me holding him as I sat on the couch...He had medical issues with his digestive system where laying down, he was in misery, and discomfort...And the special formula almost bankrupted us...So That's how I slept for over a year...very little sleep and a stiff neck all the time...All that made him attached, where when he was finally in a bed, I had to lay with him until he fell asleep...That lasted for a awhile...So a year or so before I was pushing for another kid, she kept bringing it up, and at that point I was saying no way...

So we had finally agreed to it...No more kids...2 was fine...Then the news broke...At first my wife wasn't happy either...But right away, she was saying how she always told me we were suppose to have three...She just always felt that...She got positive right away...The alternative was out for her...No way she could ever go the abortion route...And while I lean pro-choice, I couldn't do it or ask her to do it...So she powered...I stayed unhappy for awhile...When we found out it was a girl, I had the name talk to get me upbeat a bit...Further along I put on my positive face for my wife and kids, holding down the worry that always comes with childbirth...As the day approached I kept thinking of the mistakes I made the first two times around, and how I'll breeze through on this one...

Then she decided to come...We headed to the hospital early in the morning...But then she decided to take her time...12 hours later she finally showed up...She was perfect and amazing...She laid on  my wife's chest and held her finger immediately...She had a tough grip right away...They say babies can't smile right away, but they're wrong...She did...Right then, I fell in love...I hated myself for being mad the last 9 months...I was being selfish...I was being an asshole...And I knew that night, because of Molly, that my reason for being here, was to be a father...The best thing I will ever do in my life, will be a dad....And that night my wife rested, while my Molls slept on my chest....

I have special connection to each of my kids...They are all special, and unique in their own ways, with their own talents, and I love them all so much...But Molls and I have a special bond...It's because of her, that I feel like I've become a better father to Emma and Tomas...She opened my eyes to who I am...

I'm their Dad....

Have a week...

The Beeze

Monday Moaning

Yeah, she look like the way a Father's Day should start...and end! But let's be honest, Father's Day isn't as rah-rah as Mother's Day...Mom's always get the love, way more then dad...Just as Bill Cosby taught us...(And that pile of shit Carlos Mencia stole from him.)




We all know what Father's Day really is...



And being a Father, and a Mother Fucker, there's a story that has pissed me off to no end since it broke...Of course I'm talking about that fucking creep Jerry Sandusky...If there was any question of just how much of a bastard this guy is, it was all cleared up from this past week's testimonies...Without a doubt, the nastiest, creepiest, pile of shit walking...

We found out his hot spot was boys between 10 and 13...He took advantage of their rough upbringing, and threatened to them with sending them back to that harsh life if they didn't do what he wanted...Multiple victims spoke of how he called himself "The Tickle Monster." Fucking Yuck!

The tickling was just a warm up...Next was the shower, where he liked slapping soap on their asses...This was just prep before he got the oral and anal sex on...Then there was the basement bedroom at his house...Where before bed time, he would crack their back, and give them a massage...Again, just prep before he tried to get inside these kids...In his house...With his wife and kids there...This bastard should be strung up, and his stupid wife Dottie should be strung up next to him...How the hell can she deny this shit...One victim even testified to screaming for help while she was in the house...One victim testified that while at a hotel at The Alamo Bowl, Sandusky was in the bathroom with him, and was trying to force the kid to blow him, when Dottie strolled in from the adjoining room...

There was the testimony of one victim who said he was in the showers with Sandusky and his adopted son Matt...Good ole Jerry started splashing the soap around, and Matt hightailed it out of there, almost as he knew what was up...It makes you wonder what the hell else went on in the Sandusky house?

One after another, 8 of 10 victims shared their personal horror stories how how Sandusky had abused them...There were even kids who felt heart-broken after they stopped hearing from Sandusky...Their life had been so bad, that the only idea of love and attention that had, was from how this sick fuck treated them...

Then there was the Testimony of Assistant Coach Mike McQueary...McQueary who had witnessed Sandusky having anal sex with a boy in the PSU showers...Yes, McQueary may have been the one person to speak up,but he didn't do nearly enough...Slamming your locker door and running to call your Dad is not what you do...You knock that old perv out, and you get that kid out of there, and to the police...

Instead he told Joe Patero...Who told AD Tim Curley, and VP Gary Schultz, who oversaw the campus police...They sat down with McQueary and said they'd handle it...They decided not to take it to the real police...Then McQueary's father testified that during a conversation, Schultz said he was suspicious of Sandusky...But not suspicious enough to do anything, since this past week NBC reported that there are emails between former university President Graham Spanier and Schultz trying to keep McQueary's allegation from going further, that have been turned over to the attorney general....

McQueary and Paterno both neglected to follow up with Curley and Schultz...And Paterno, who was so highly regarded, could have easily pressed Spainer to take more action...But they all failed...They were too concerned about their jobs (McQueary's future as head coach), and upholding the lofty image of PSU...Sure Sandusky was removed from the staff, but he was still free to roam the campus...He was free to prey on kids...They all kept his secret, and protected him, instead of protecting the kids...What other dirty secrets do these bastards have? They should all be strung up with Sandusky and his wife...Paterno got off lucky by dying...Shit head!

These are the big names...But there were more people who failed these kids...Putting Penn State and Sandusky's bullshit reputation before the lives of innocent kids...

A PSU janitor failed to tell authorities he allegedly caught Sandusky performing oral sex on a boy in a campus shower a dozen years ago...

A district attorney named Ray Gricar, with a reputation for prosecuting cases involving children and sexual abuse victims declined to charge Sandusky over a 1998 molestation allegation even though the detective who investigated thought it was a solid case...Gricar disappeared in 2005 and was declared legally dead last year...

School district officials were skeptical of abuse claims brought by Victim #1 because, Sandusky was considered to have a "heart of gold."...Victim #1's allegations eventually got the state investigation rolling...

Assistant Coach Tom Bradley walked into the shower when one boy was with Sandusky, but did nothing but wait around until Sandusky and the boy left...

A wrestling coach named Joseph Miller told jurors that he found Victim #1 and Sandusky rolling around on the floor in the high school weight room one evening...Miller said that while he found it odd, he gave the famed coach a pass, thinking "It was Jerry...Jerry Sandusky. He's a saint. What he's doing with kids, it's fantastic, so I didn't think anything of it."

There were also a number of the victims that said things to family members about not liking Sandusky, and and being uncomfortable around him...But it fell on deaf ears...

So many people let these kids down...I hope that the jury will finally do the right thing...I'd also like to see the state go after Curley, Schultz, Spanier, Dottie Sandusky, and fuck it...Maybe McQueary too...Hell dig up Paterno and show the world what a piece of shit he was too...

And that scum-bag defense attorney...The best thing he could do, would be to walk in the court room Monday, and simply say, 'The defense rests.' It could possibly be the best thing a defense attorney has ever done...

I know I'm beating on one subject here, but it's a subject that I think should be beaten on...More so then stupid Rodney King dying Speaking of beating)...How the fuck is that the lead story on the Nightly News...Yeah, 20 years ago he got beat down by the cops, and riots started after the cops got off...But let's not forget the guy was a junkie...Not just that night when he swung on the police, all fucked up on PCP...He's battled with being a junkie his whole life...I can't wait to see what was in his system when he drowned in his pool...Shame on the mainstream media for that shit...

And shame on ESPN for paying dolts like Ian O'Connor, who wrote This shit, swinging on Tiger Woods' balls after he had a couple good rounds at the U.S. Open...I was so happy to see Tiger fall on his face, and O'Conner look like the idiotic gas-bag that he is...The so-called "World Wide Leader" only a leader in bullshit!

I hope all the Dads had a great Father's Day...I did...Fun with the kids...I bought Molly a new sandbox 20% off at Toy-R-Us...Her and the Little Beeze spent a few hours playing in there...And the Mrs. made sure I finished the day with a smile...But here's one last thing for the Dads, from Louis CK...




Have a week...

Later, The Beeze.

Monday Moaning (Fathers Day Edition)

So Sunday was Father's Day...A classic "holiday" they say is for us, but really, it's all about them...When I say them, I'm talking about the kids...It's odd how different Mother's Day is from Father's Day...Yet so much the same...You see here at the Beeze house, on Mother's Day we let my wife sleep in...Sleeping in means sleeping past 8:00AM...9 if you're really lucky...Then we make her a nice breakfast...Then I give her the card and presents I got for her...The kids give their very specially made gifts...Then It is my job to keep them out of her hair all day...I take them out and spend some real good quality Dad time with them, letting my do whatever she wishes...

Now here's how Father's Day went...I got to sleep in...Past 10:00AM...Nice start...The wife made me breakfast...There's a reason why she never cooks besides the fact that I'm a trained professional...She stinks at it...She can burn water...The food was bad...Luckily she said it first and threw hers away...But at least she didn't f**k up the coffee! Then I got a card from the kids...It was an old Valentines Day card I gave my wife...They scratched out what I wrote, and threw their names on it...Then my wife said, "Order yourself cap from LIDS, 'cause I didn't get you anything." But the promise of sex later in the evening was offered up...Then I spent some quality Dad time with the kids...We went to see "Toy Story 3"...It was okay, but then the water works started...They really pulled the heart strings in this one, and both my kids were crying...These two are a couple of emotional nightmares!

After that we went to a Greek Festival I mentioned in THIS_BLOG last week...The kids jumped around in one of those giant inflatable castles...I bought my daughter a bracelet she liked...And when I got in line for some delicious lamb shank, these two start complaining about being tired, and hot, and wanting to go home...I couldn't take the sound of their voices, and gave up on the grub...When we got home they fought over who was going to watch what on TV and about which of their favorite dishes I was gonna make for dinner...I can't believe I'm adding another one of these to my life...

This is how Father's Day should be...Just like the good ole days.....



Just drop and gobble ladies!


Now normally I find a way to mix some sports in to this post, but I'll be honest, I haven't paid any attention to sports this past week...Yeah, the Lakers beat the Celtics for the NBA Championship, but that's old news...Some guys were playing golf this weekend...Haven't a clue what happened...World Cup...Again, haven't a clue...I heard on the radio, that the Pirates drew almost a 100,000 fans to their weekend series with the Indians...I have to laugh...It took the Indians going to Pittsburgh to get some fans in that beautiful park...From what I heard there was a good number of Tribe fans there...Can't get them go to downtown Cleveland, but they'll go to Pittsburgh! I've been watching the Red Sox and Dodgers...Not that we have much of a choice...Can we hype Manny going back to Boston anymore? Let's get back to that lack of choice topic there...

I've brought this up before, but hell, it needs to be talked about more...Every week on the MLB Network, ESPN, and FOX, there a very select few teams that get games shown...1. The Yankees 2. The Red Sox 3. The Mets 4. The Phillies 5. The Cubs 6. The Cardinals...Sometimes the Twins, Angels and Dodgers get mixed in...If the Red Sox are playing the Yankees, the whole series gets on the air...If the Cubs and Cardinals are playing, they get a couple on...Then it comes down to who are the Yankees, Red Sox, and Mets playing...This week, the Yankees are on ESPN Monday night...The Mets are slated in on both ESPN and MLB...The Red Sox also are slated for a couple on MLB...I understand they are major markets, and that they have huge fan bases...But how the hell is baseball going to get more viewers, more people excited, and interested, if they never see their team...Now in the last couple weeks we've seen The Nationals, and whoever they were playing, only because of Strasburg...I have to say, it's nice to see some of the smaller markets on TV...These are major leaguers...There are good players on every team...

Baseball die hard fans everywhere...But I think there are fewer and fewer of those people around every year...If baseball wants to keep selling their product, with it's overpriced tickets, and apparel, they need to stop selling just a handful of teams...Sell us the whole damn league...

Now let's get to this weeks, tweets of the week...

First from a blogging friend...

nutballgazette “I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it”

I feel the same way!

Now my best tweet of the week...This was brought on by a friend asking about my weight loss challenge...

TheBeeze34 "Weight loss not going so well. Pregnancy has killed the mood for the wife, so here I sit at the PC with a bag of Oreos watching porn!"

Guess who didn't get any for Father's Day?

And if you're on twitter, and looking for some good laughs, I get a kick out of this gal...SARKASTICKUNT


Now a Father's Day message from Louis CK...


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And now, I'll close this thing out with Bill Burr...After the Father's Day I've had, I agree with Bill...




That's it for now, have a great week...

Later, The Beeze.

Happy Father's Day

This is for all the dads out there...But most importantly my dad...He's my moral compass...He's the man I strive to be...Over the years he's taught me so much...But the two most important thing he has taught is to be myself...And how to be a good father and husband...Thanks pops...I love you.







Now after that...Let's have a laugh...



Happy Father's Day!

Later, the Beeze.