1. Have you ever been searched by the cops? NOT YET
2. Do you close your eyes on roller coaster? I DON'T RIDE THEM
3. When's the last time you've been sledding? A LONG F*CKING TIME AGO
4. Would you rather sleep with someone else, or alone? WARM BODIES ARE ALWAYS GOOD
5. Do you believe in ghosts? YES
6. Do you consider yourself creative? YES
7. Do you think O.J. killed his wife? F*CK YES
8. Jennifer Aniston or Angelina Jolie? I THINK THE WORLD WOULD BE BETTER OFF WITHOUT BOTH OF THOSE C*NTS IN IT.
9. Can you honestly say you know ANYTHING about politics? YES...MORE THEN I LET ON...AND MORE THEN YOU!
10. Do you know how to play poker? NOT WELL
11. Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight? YES
12. What's your favorite commercial? I DON'T WATCH COMMERCIALS
13. Who was your first love? MY WIFE...EVERYTHING BEFORE HER WAS FILLER AND LIFE LESSONS...AND CUM DUMPSTERS
14. If you're driving in the middle of the night, and no one is around you, do you run a red light? NO
15. Do you have a secret that no one knows but you? YES
16. Boston Red Sox or New York Yankees? RED SOX!
17. Have you ever been Ice Skating? BITCH PLEASE...OF COURSE18. How often do you remember your dreams? RARELY
19. What's the one thing on your mind? SEX
20. Do you always wear your seat belt? YES
21. What talent do you wish you had? BEING ABLE TO SHIT MONEY WOULD BE NICE
22. Do you like Sushi? YES
23. What do you wear to bed? SWEATS, T-SHIRT
24. Do you truly hate anyone? F*CK YES...DO YOU WANT A LIST?
25. If you could sleep with one famous person, who would it be? ISLA FISHER
26. Do you know anyone in jail? NOT AT THIS TIME
27. What food do you find disgusting? TOFU
28. Have you ever made fun of your friends behind their back? YES
29. Have you ever been punched in the face? YES
30. Do you believe in angels and demons? I BELIEVE IN ME!
Later, The Beeze
3 comments:
Funny stuff Beeze.
1. Have you ever been searched by the cops? Yes
2. Do you close your eyes on roller coaster? Nope
3. When's the last time you've been sledding? last snow storm here in PA
4. Would you rather sleep with someone else, or alone? hubby of course!
5. Do you believe in ghosts? NO, but i do believe that when loved ones pass on they watch over us!
6. Do you consider yourself creative? aaaaaaa no clue
7. Do you think O.J. killed his wife? Of course
8. Jennifer Aniston or Angelina Jolie? eh not into chicks, how bout KURT LMAO!
9. Can you honestly say you know ANYTHING about politics? Sure
10. Do you know how to play poker? YA, great poker face, i have!
11. Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight? 1 time, i did crank, ugly ugly never again!
12. What's your favorite commercial? hhhhmmmmmmm football commercials ;0
13. Who was your first love? Tommy, 6th grade ;0
14. If you're driving in the middle of the night, and no one is around you, do you run a red light? YA
15. Do you have a secret that no one knows but you? Nope
16. Boston Red Sox or New York Yankees? Phillies DOH
17. Have you ever been Ice Skating? Yup
18. How often do you remember your dreams? to tired lol
19. What's the one thing on your mind? right now? COFFEE
20. Do you always wear your seat belt? Nope
21. What talent do you wish you had? hhhhhhmmm none i can think of
22. Do you like Sushi? YUCKY!
23. What do you wear to bed? aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa depends on the time of year ;0
24. Do you truly hate anyone? Only stupid ppl. but i am good at ridding myself of them! I don't like ppl. that fuk with my zen!
25. If you could sleep with one famous person, who would it be? Damn this is a hard one, PUN intended.......how bout Joe Perry & Kurt.......c'mon give a girl 2 ok !
26. Do you know anyone in jail? YUP
27. What food do you find disgusting? SUSHI lmao
28. Have you ever made fun of your friends behind their back? Nope, stupid ppl. YES
29. Have you ever been punched in the face? nope......but i have cold cocked plenty ;0
30. Do you believe in angels and demons? ANGELS yes, Demons nope!
You and freakin Kur Warner! LMAO!
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