Sunday, March 28, 2010

Monday Moaning


As I start this post, I'm finishing off my 3rd pot of coffee for the day...Not so much hungover today...More like, really f**kin' tired...I did knock back a number of beers Saturday night...The Mrs. Myself and friends of ours went to the Fish House's sister restaurant...The Steak House...I started with Great Lakes Dortmunder...followed by more! We had a nice App Platter...Then I had the 20 oz. Cowboy Steak...It was awesome...After talking about 2 Girls 1 Cup, I decided I wanted the Chocolate Mousse for dessert!

Even better then the Mousse was ripping on the dolt at the table next to us...This dip-shit couldn't put Blackberry down...F**k-tard had to keep tweeting about his evening...

'she's stuffing a lobster hush puppy in her mouth. I'm hard'

'this chunk of lettuce with 1000 island is great!'

'new record. 30 minutes in and she hasn't left'

' I hope she goes ass to mouth'

'no surprise here. not getting any again'

What a dolt! He had all the markings of a douche-bag...The only thing missing was the word, douche-bag tattooed across his forehead...

We had a great time...Our friends had left their 2 year old at our house with our sitter...Based on the drinking and the distance of their drive, we kept her for the night...So 6:00 AM rolls around, and I wake up to the sound of a little 2 year old girl having a conversation with herself...By 6:30 she was calling for some one to get her...I went in and she asked where the little Beeze was...He was in the bed next to her and popped right up...The two of them were non-stop for few hours there! And I've been running coffee and the hope of getting lucky tonight...
Well, it's just you and me coffee!

Let's get on with some sports...If the NCAA Basketball brackets getting screwed up wasn't bad enough...This week the NCAA Hockey Tournament started Friday and well, that has been just as crazy...The tourney opened with RIT beating top seeded Denver 2-1...RIT? RIT? Rochester Institute of Technology...That's right people...Other winners Friday...Wisconsin beat Vermont 3-2...St. Cloud State topped Northern Michigan in double OT 4-3...And New Hampshire took down Cornell 6-2...

Saturday Boston College beat Alaska 3-1...Wisconsin topped St. Cloud 5-3...Then the upset kids RIT rolled New Hampshire 6-2...Michigan handled Bemidji State 5-1...Miami took out Alabama-Huntsville 2-1...And Yale beat North Dakota 3-2...

Before Sundays games I yelling at my prediction like this guy yells at cats!



Worst part is, I've yelled at the boy like that!


So Sunday...BC topped Yale in a score-fest, 9-7...Michigan just lost to Miami 3-2 in double OT...Miami goalie Connor Knapp was standing on his head...55 Saves! Great game!

On next to the NHL...I find it a little disturbing that the league is having trouble putting a rule in place that would do away with blind-side head shots...Yet, just a couple years ago, they were able to get the "Avery Rule" in place within a day after his super douche move...
http://theseanaveryrule.com/

But us Hockey fans shouldn't be surprised by Gary Bettman and gang dragging their feet...Don't get me wrong...I love the violence of hockey...I'm not saying get rid of the hitting...A good, clean open ice hip check is poetry in motion...That's all good...Don't get rid of the fighting...People want to say it's bad for the game, but every night there's a fight, the building goes crazy...But the blind-side head shots have to stop...

Sunday night we had our YouGabSports Fantasy Baseball draft...Some how I had the first pick...I was feeling a bit caught off guard...And after a minute or two I picked Tim Lincecum...I'm questioning that pick a bit, but what the hell...The kid is a beast...I followed him up wit Victor Martinez, and my 3rd pick was Cliff Lee...I fell a bit week in the outfield, but I do have some speed there with Denard Span, Andrew McCutchen, and Scot Podsednik...I also have Ryan Ludwick and Mark Teahen out there...Teahen qualifies ath 1st and 3rd also...Hopefully I won't be out of it by June!

Now I often close with a tale about the Little Beeze...This one will be different...The kid was great this weekend...Well behaved, listened well, and didn't cover the walls with shit...We went to a "Lent Sucks" party Friday...He was great with the other kids there...Great with the adults, most he didn't know...It was a late night for him, so I was worried...We got there about 7:30 PM, and didn't leave until almost 10:00PM...he's normally in bed by 8:30...For the first time he wasn't "That Kid" the one that makes a scene...So this is what a proud father feels like!

Have a great week...

Later, The Beeze.

3 comments:

aking said...

They guy how yells at his cats has got to be off his meds.

~::* Kreativemess *::~ said...

AHAHAHAH I love the comic

After talking about 2 Girls 1 Cup, I decided I wanted the Chocolate Mousse for dessert! <- I don't know many people who are hungry after seeing or discussing this video...lol

I'm ashamed to admit I yell at my cat like that almost everyday... The lil f*cker won't stop whining lol

The Beeze (aka: Tim McNeeley) said...

.::~P~::. You crack me up...I'm glad other people out there get my sense of humor!

Thanks for stopping by ladies!