Wednesday, October 28, 2009

A Little Hump Day Ranting...And Humping

This week I'm averaging about 3 hours of sleep a night...I've got a bunch of crap bouncing around in my head, and I think if I get it out I may be able to sleep a little better...We'll see...

First, The World Series...1) I hate the Yankees...2) I hate the City of not so brotherly love...3) I really hate seeing two former Cleveland Indians Cy Young Award winners going against each other in "The Fall Classic"...I'm rooting for no one...I'm hoping that some how the Gods will intervene and neither team will win...

And back to this whole"Fall Classic" crap...The way Major League Baseball is going, in a few years will be watching this on Thanksgiving...These two teams had approximately 20 games off during the regular season...During the playoffs, they've already had something like 14...Knock it off with all the days off, and play ball before the snow starts falling....

Another Baseball note...The Indians hired Manny Acta...Awesome, a guy with a record of 158-252...Great, another loser...Don't give me any crap about how the Nationals were a sh!t team...So are the Indians...But what happened with the Nationals after they fired Acta...They played a lot better for the new guy...F**king Indians suck!

One more Baseball note...F**k Mark McGwire...Already sick of hearing about this douche...Go shoot up dummy and teach the Cardinals hitters how to use a syringe...

Moving on...I don't like to get political...But sometimes I get pissed off enough, where I need to say something...I don't care where you stand on Health Care reform...Everyone has their own opinion and that's the beauty of this country...That and being able to voice your opinion...This isn't so much about health care, and public option, no public option...It's about elected officials not listening to the people they represent...

Joe Lieberman of Connecticut, has said he will fight the public option to the death...He will Filibuster to prevent a vote if he has to...The same Joe Lieberman, who just a couple years ago signed a pact to not filibuster...No matter what the issue, it should make it to the floor...Whatever Joe...You're a politician and we should except you're full of crap...My big problem is this...67% of the people he represents in the state of Connecticut, want a public option...Ahhh democracy...Of the people, by the people, for the people, has become....Rich people, voted in by the people, ignoring the people, f**king the people...

Okay, enough with that ranting...Who wants to see two girls kissing?


Here's the highlight of the day...It wasn't carving the pumpkins with the kids...It wasn't the awesome butternut squash bisque I made...It was this...

Mrs. Beeze has been working crazy hours this week...Tonight after the kids were asleep, we had some catching up to do...So we're upstairs, just pounding it...It was one of those quality humps, that has good mix of everything in it...It was loud...I often mock my wife for her poor dirty talk skills...Her big line was, "I want you to cum hard." Well I did! Very loudly too...Afterwards we're rolling out of bed, and getting ready to figure out what to watch on the tube, when suddenly...Our daughter walks in crying ...She was scared by the loud, strange noises, that woke her up....

My wife always thinking said, "Daddy was just yelling because of the hockey game." I chimed in with, "The stupid Rangers lost!" Of course she asks, "Why was the bed making so much noise?" I then had to comeback with, "I was just excited about the game."

One day, she'll remember this and think, 'What a couple of lying dolts my parents were.'

That's all for now...OLP in Columbus tomorrow night...Can't wait!

Later, The Beeze.

5 comments:

aking said...

Well thank god it was over when she walked in. Most kids are traumatize by that shit and I would have to imagine that your kids would need immediate therapy from some of the shit you do share with us. Don't even what to think about the shit you don't share. The Mrs. must really love you to put up with you.

Evan "McSpazz" Edwards said...

Quality cover-up. Too bad all of our little girls will finally realize what was really going on.

I too struggle with caring about the World Series, but I do like the Philly players much more than the Yankees. So I guess I would be more happy if the Phillies won.

Who really cares about baseball now anyways. With football in full swing, hockey well into the begining of their season and now the NBA getting started there is much better sporting events that quench my viewing thirst.

Great post as always.

The BEEZE said...

aking, she's still talking about it this morning...and yes, the wife is a saint.

Evan, it's sad that our little girls will one day know what was going on...And they'll know because they're doing the same thing...

Thanks for dropping by.

afrankangle said...

Great rant Beeze. Of course the week did give you a lot to work with.

Agree - great cover up but you're right - some day in the future she'll but it all together.

By the way, just letting you know that you haven't seen me as much because I've taken on a work project that has taken away my writing and reading time. I'll drop by when I can ... especially for Little Beeze news.

The BEEZE said...

No problem Frank...Sometimes life can get in the way of fun stuff like blogs...Sometimes fun stuff gets in the way too.

Thanks for dropping by!