Can you fill this out without lying? You've been tagged, so now you need to answer all the questions HONESTLY. At the end, choose at least 8 people to be tagged. Don't forget to tag me!
1.What was the last thing you put in your mouth? CHERRY PIE...AND SURPRISINGLY I'M NOT TALKING IN A SEXUAL WAY!
2.Where was your profile picture taken? MY KITCHEN
3.Can you play Guitar Hero? NO, BUT I CAN PLAY GUITAR...SO I THINK I'M BETTER OFF!
4.Name someone who made you laugh today? LITTLE BEEZE...AND JURK OF COURSE
5.How late did you stay up last night and why? 2:00 AM THAT'S JUST HOW I ROLL.
6.If you could move somewhere else, would you? YES! YES! Y-E-F**KING-S! YES!
7. Ever been kissed under fireworks? NO, I DON'T LIVE IN A STUPID DREW BARRYMORE MOVIE!
8. Which of your friends lives closest to you? I DON'T KNOW...CHECK MAPQUEST!
9. Do you believe ex's can be friends? YES
10. How do you feel about Dr Pepper? I LOVE IT!
11. When was the last time you cried really hard? DOES LAUGHING SO HARD THAT I CRIED COUNT...'CAUSE THAT HAPPENED WATCHING "MY BEST FRIENDS GIRL"...THE PART WHERE DANE COOK DROPS HIS PANTS IN FRONT OF HIS GIRLFRIENDS MOTHER AND SAY, "IT'S NOT GONNA SUCK ITSELF MOMMA!"
12. Who took your profile picture? I DID
13. Who was the last person you took a picture of? MY DAUGHTER
14. Was yesterday better than today? SLIGHTLY...BUT ONLY BECAUSE I GOT A BLOW JOB!
15. Can you live a day without TV? YES
16. Are you upset about anything? WHEN AM I NOT?
17. Do you think relationships are ever really worth it? YES
18. Are you a bad influence? I HOPE SO!
19. Night out or night in? I DON'T KNOW...WHO AM I SPENDING THE NIGHT IN?
20. What items could you not go without during the day? PC...LUBE
21. Who was the last person you visited in the hospital? MY MOM
22. What does the last text message in your inbox say? NO TEXTING HERE
23. How do you feel about your life right now? PRETTY GOOD
24. Do you hate anyone? DO YOU WANT A LIST?
25. If we were to look in your facebook inbox, what would we find? MESSAGES I HAVEN'T DELETED...(WHAT STUPID QUESTION)
26. Say you were given a drug test right now, would you pass? YES
27. Has anyone ever called you perfect before? YEAH...WHAT A DOLT SHE WAS!
28. What song is stuck in your head? "THE END IS WHERE WE BEGIN"
29. Someone knocks on your window at 2:00 a.m., who do you want it to be? THE ONLY WOMAN MY WIFE WOULD BE WILLING TO HAVE A THREESOME WITH!
30.Wanna have grandkids before you’re 50? NO...i JUST DID THE MATH...NO F**KING WAY!
31. Name something you have to do tomorrow? WORK...GET THINGS READY FOR MY SON'S BIRTHDAY PARTY.
32. Do you think too much or too little? WAY TOO MUCH!
33. Do you smile a lot? HOW COULD I NOT!?!
Later, The Beeze.