Tuesday, November 30, 2010

Derek Anderson is a Tool!


For those who missed Monday Night Football last night, you didn't miss much...It was another clunker...MNF games have sucked this year...But there was a good moment...On the sidelines, while down 18 points, Cardinals QB, Derek Anderson and O-lineman Deuce Lutui were talking and smiling...It looked as if they were cracking jokes, and analyst Jon Gruden voiced his displeasure with it...I was right there with him...How can you be getting your ass kicked, and just be sitting there, grinning, and shootin' the shit?

Thankful after the game a member of the media asked Anderson about it, and it gave a us a instant, classic, flip out!




Did he just say he wasn't laughing...Did he just try to blow it off..."That's fine, that's fine, that's fine." What a fucking child...What a dolt...Derek, are you sure you weren't laughing and/or smiling? I think this clip shows it differently than you remember...




What a fucking tool! I'm so glad you aren't a Brown anymore!

Later, The Beeze.

Sunday, November 28, 2010

Monday Moaning



Now that's how you drop and gobble!

Yes, It's Monday again...Monday after all the Thanksgiving madness...And the "Black Friday" insanity...Time was spent with 3 of the 4 F's...Food, Family, and Football...Fucking wasn't on the table for the Beeze this weekend, with all that family around!

We went to the in-laws house in Erie, PA Wednesday night and we got to spend some quality time with my wife's one sister and her family, who came in from Boston...Her husband is a great guy, and their two kids are great...And they are awesome with my two kids...It's amazing how much my 6 year old boy has in common with my 14 year old nephew...They also had their new puppy with them, which kept the little Beeze fire up all weekend...He fell in love with that dog...

My wife's brother was there too, and I always have fun with him...The food was good, the football was good, and to hell with that "Black Friday" nonsense! Of course, like every trip there, my father-in-law, pissed off my wife, which of course pissed me off to the point where I wanted to drag him outside and throw him a beating...But I calmed down, and we decided, it would be best for all of us if we got the hell out of there Saturday, instead of Sunday...

I was on edge a lot of time already, with my boy and the dog running all over the place, since the house is filled with clutter, and way too much useless, breakable stuff...Each night I went to sleep thankful that nothing, and nobody got broken...
How was your Turkey day?


I hope it was better than Chuck's...My God that little angry, closeted, dyke, pissed me off! Ole Charlie Brown should have pistol whipped that bitch!

So onto sports...

There's been a lot of talk about
LeBron_Coming_Back_to_Cleveland on Thursday...There could be no greater joy than him blowing out both his knees that night...I got into it with my Father-in-law about LeBron this Thursday...He feels that us people in Cleveland are giving him a bad rap, and have no reason to be pissed at him...This is funny, because the man will tell you he doesn't know shit about sports...I of course got heated, and broke down why LeBron is a douche, as I have so many times before...But if that isn't enough, here's more proof...




Looks like another coach LeBron will be getting fired!

Friday night, my brother-in-law and I stayed up late watching a great football game...Boise State at Nevada...After the first half, I thought the Broncos had it...But Nevada battled back...They shut down the Boise running game, and started putting up some points...With little time left, they take the lead...Boise gets the ball back with and with 9 seconds, Kellen Moore throws a bomb to Titus Young, to set up the game winning field goal...





Then kicker Kyle Brotzman did this...




I honestly could tell if he missed it or not, but he didn't put up a fight, so i guess that says it all...But even worse...In overtime, he missed another one...I wonder if they made him walk home after that?

Now I know the Boise Haters are loving this, and they'll love dogging me, because I've been all about Boise State for a few years now...All I have to say is, so fucking what...That's football...Good, and even great teams lose sometimes...Nevada is a hell of a team, and they pulled it out that night...Would Auburn have been a shitty team if they lost to Alabama Friday? (which they almost did) No, they still would have been an excellent team...So you can keep you anti-Boise hostility, they're still a quality program, that I'd put my money on, against anyone...

Saturday, Ohio State Beat Michigan, again...Rivalries really start to suck, when they become so one-sided...But there was a highlight for me...Stupidity was on display in this one...After a touchdown DeVier Posey flashed his special gloves Nike made to go with their special uniforms, and got a 15 yard unsportsmanlike conduct penalty...


Well it's good to see the NCAA and the people providing uniforms are on the same page...What other reason would these gloves be made, than to flash in your opponents face!?! Fucking dolts!

Speaking of rivalries that have been one-sided...I was looking forward to seeing the Fighting Irish turn things around against USC this week...Since we left Erie Saturday afternoon, I got to enjoy the Notre Dame, USC game in my own home, without my father-in-law constantly yapping about things he knows nothing of...

The Irish had lost 8 straight, and all I wanted was a win...I didn't care how, they did it, I just can't stand losing to the USC twats anymore!

Thankfully, Notre Dame pulled it out 20-16...The defense stepped up all night long...Then there was running back Robert Hughes, who rushed for 69 yards and a touchdown...late in the game he became the go-to guy, and I'm sure I wasn't the only Irish fan wondering why we haven't seen more of him this year...

The Irish end the season 7-5 and will going to a bowl game...While I'm happy they finished strong, this isn't the season I expected...There is some excellent talent on this squad, and I felt they should have done better...Yes, there are plenty of positives for coach Kelly to build on for next year...If he has a next year...Between the Declan Sullivan death and the Elizabeth Seeburg suicide after alleging she was raped by a Notre Dame football player, I wouldn't be surprised to see Kelly get shit-canned...

Sunday, was filled with getting ready to get back to the grind...And the Browns game...Peyton Hillis handed out a beating to the Panthers defense...


Hillis carried the ball 26 times for 131 yards and 3 touchdowns, and had 6 receptions for 63 yards, helping the Browns to 24-23 victory...It shouldn't have been that close, but QB Jake Delhomme was doing everything in his power, to try and help his old team win...I can't believe I'm going to say this...You would have never heard it at the start of the year...My God I hope Colt McCoy gets healthy and comes back soon! Hell give us back Seneca Wallace! Delhomme Sucks!

That's it for now...Keep your eyes open for a special feature on Peyton Hillis, and why he a better representative for Cleveland sports, than LeBron James ever was...

Have a week...

Later The Beeze.

Tuesday, November 23, 2010

The Beeze's Hump Day Hits (Thanksgiving Edition)


Well gang, it's Hump Day again, and with the Thanksgiving Holiday a day away, I thought I'd do a special version of the Hump Day Hits, featuring things I'm thankful for...I'm sure I can mix in a rant or some sports...But first, we'll start with wishing Miley Cyrus a happy birthday...


Yes, folks, Billy Ray's little girl turned 18 on Tuesday...My pal Steve has been keeping track of the countdown, so here's something special just for him...




Next, in case you missed it,
THE_RED_SOX_SHIT_THE_BED! I don't know what the hell they are thinking...

So what am I thankful for? Well of course I'm thankful that I have a roof over my head, and the Internet, so I can watch twisted porn, and write these obnoxious blogs...I'm thankful for my friends, who except me for the asshole that I am...I'm thankful y wife and I both have jobs, especially at a time when so many don't...Although, I'd be even more thankful if we won the Mega Millions, so I could quit my job, buy the Fish House, and turn it into the best damn strip club around!

I'm thankful for the dolts in the world that give reasons to rant and rave everyday of the week...

I'm thankful for people like Bill Burr, and his rants like this one, that make me feel like I'm not alone in this world, with my anger and insanity...




I'm thankful for good music, and the lyrics that go along with it, and their ability to bring people together...




Most importantly, I'm thankful for my wife and my children...Yes, they often fuel some of this insanity, but I know my life would be truly empty, and meaningless if they weren't in it...

Oh, and I'm thankful for Hump Day Hotties...Last week Alana won for the second week in a row...Can she pull off number 3? Let's find out...

On this Thankful Hump Day, which of these ladies would you most like to be giving thanks and spanks to...

A. Alana




B. Roxannne




C. Lucia




As always, Read and Respond...

Happy Turkey Day!

Later, The Beeze.

Red Sox Shit the Bed


So word came down, Switch-hitting Catcher, Victor Martinez has signed a 4 year deal for about $50 million, with the Detroit Tigers...I'm scratching my head, wondering who is going to catch for the Sox...

Maybe they can get Big-Sloppi, David Ortiz to catch, since they thought picking up his $12 million option for this season was smart...

They do have Jarrod Saltalamacchia, who is also a switch-hitting catcher, but he has yet to produce consistently, the way Martinez has over his career (career .300 batting average)...While battling a couple injuries last season, Martinez still managed to hit .302, with 20 home runs, 79 RBI, with a .351 on base percentage...Saltamacchia has a career batting average of .248, and in his 3 seasons has only managed 95 RBI...

The Sox could always re-sign old faithful, Jason Varitek...Why not, he struggled to hit his own weight last year, and his arm gets weaker by the day...



Good luck with!

Later, The Beeze.

Sunday, November 21, 2010

Monday Moaning


Well, Monday is here again...I'm not sure what I'm going to write about this week, but I have to say, I'm in a shitty mood, so it may get ugly...To give you a taste of where my mood has been, I wrote THIS Thursday...And well things didn't get much better...

After work Friday, I picked up the kids from school...We hit the grocery store...Then I went to drop something off at my parents house...Now we're heading home...I see Johnny Law behind me, but I'm not worried...I haven't done anything wrong, and there's too much traffic to speed...Next thing you know, the lights come on, and he's pulling me over...He walks up, and asks if I know why he pulled me over...I say, "Honestly officer, I have no idea." He informs me that my tags have expired...For the first time in my life, I forgot to renew my registration...This is something I use to get done a month in advance, and I totally forgot...I apologized, and explained how embarrassed I was for forgetting...Even more shocking, It's been two months...I drive past cops at least twice a day...He wrote me a ticket and explained things to me...

Then as I went to leave, my car didn't start...Battery was dead, after sitting there with my lights and hazards on...The cop pushed me to a side street, and I called my old man to give me jump...The kids and I got home, unloaded the groceries, I made dinner, and after the wife got home, I went and got a new battery, and changed in the moonlight...

Saturday was another glorious double at the Fish House...And actually, I had fun there...I was feeling in a better mood after that...But after showering, and eating some left over pizza, I went to the Gab and read
THIS_BLOG and my bad mood was back...Please read it, and the comments...You'll see me there...I'm sick of people shitting on Boise State...They'll fuck your school up!

Then I dozed off in the chair watching a college football scoreboard show, only to wake up to the little Beeze, coughing, and coughing, until he gagged, and puked...1:30 AM cleaning up a kid and a bed...Then I gave him some Benadryl, and we sat down and watched some Wow Wow Wubbzy to help settle him down, before we went back to bed...


Sunday was cleaning, and doing more preparing for the baby...Oh, I also watched the Browns game...The Browns dominated the first half, only to fall apart in and lose 24-20, to the Jacksonville Jaguars...Can some one please tell me how the Browns defense can make 4 interceptions, and get 2 fumbles, and the team loses the game...I've got one reason...They gave up 145 yards rushing! Hey guys, great that you can catch, but try fucking tackling next time!

After that I went back to the Fish House...We slung some Lobsters and now here I sit, checking out all the scores, and highlights, and all that other bullshit...This picture here may be my favorite highlight...


Look at the smile on Rodgers face...He's just gotta love watching Favre's fall...Yes, Favre shit the bed again for the Vikings...He even had a little temper tantrum on the sidelines after one of his signature interceptions...Watch
THIS_VIDEO...

The OC should have gone off...I would have said something like, 'You suck dick, you old fucking asshole! Your old fucking arm isn't that strong anymore! You can't threat that needle bitch, you're fucking old, and those stupid fucks that brought you back from Mississippi, should all be cut! Could you please fucking die now!'

But that's just me...

Before I go, I'd like to tell College Football one thing...Okay, I'd like to tell them a few things, but for now, we'll just do one...Don't play anymore Football games in Baseball stadiums...It's fucking stupid! It looks dumb, especially when you can really fit a proper football field into a little stadium, like Wrigley Field...And Arm and Notre Dame at Yankee Stadium was stupid too...Now both those teams have to wash those nasty Yankee Stadium crabs off their ball bags...

That's it for now...I have to crash, Monday Mornings at the Fish House come quick...



Have a week...

Later, The Beeze.

Thursday, November 18, 2010

This is Where My Life Is?




Okay, so that picture isn't exactly the way it is...But excuse me while I vent...

Things are crazy here lately, as we prepare for child number 3...My oldest is about to turn 9, and the boy just turned 6, and this week I just registered for a Babies-R-Us rewards card...We weren't planning on #3, but you know, I should have shot somewhere else!

My wife says I'm crabby or angry, all the time...That's not true...It's just that she comes home when I'm starting to lose it...I get the kids to school, go to work...Pick the kids up...Hang at the playground with them...Go home, do their homework with them...Do the dishes from the morning, and night before...Make dinner...And so on, and so on...

This week I felt it spinning out of control...My sanctuary use to be the bathroom...I'd sit down on the shitter to drop a deuce, and read The Hockey News...Many times, I'd stay in there for an hour...I had been done offloading for 45 minutes, but no one was pestering me for a snack...Or a cup of milk...Or asking me to draw them a shark...Or whatever...But this week it was made clear to me, that is all gone...

Yesterday I'm taking a dump...My daughter knocks on the door...She wants to do her multiplication flash cards..."Okay honey, let me finish." ..."No Dad, I have to do them now." She was adamant about it...So there I am, on the crapper, reaching flash card out the door, and waiting for her answer...

Of course the Little Beeze then needed some attention...So he just pushes the door wide open and starts explaining how he can do the monkey bars backwards...I already no this, because I was there, at the playground when he did this...I try to explain that, but if you interrupt his speaking, he goes bat-shit crazy...Funny how that works 'cause he's constantly cutting some one off...Then he asks for a cup of milk..."okay, buddy, just let me finish."

Then the girl comes back with the sheet from school, that has to be signed and dated, proving that she did her flash cards...

Then the wife comes home, and as I'm trying to wipe my ass, she pops the door open, to show me a blanket we got for the baby...I push the door closed and say, "Can I please just take a shit!"

I come out of the bathroom to a dirty look, and I'm told "You're always in a bad mood."

I promise, I'll never be in a bad mood, if you people just let me take a shit in peace!





Later, The Beeze.

Wednesday, November 17, 2010

The Beeze's Hump Day Hits...


This week's Hump Day Hits, is a You Gab Sports, Special Edition...You can check it out HERE

Sunday, November 14, 2010

Monday Moaning


Yes, it's Monday again and I guess you could say I've had the blues...Not just because it's Monday...I've been in a bit of a funk lately...I'm still feeling like shit, but still doing my duties as a husband, father, and employee of the Fish House...All this combined has kept me from writing, and well sorry to say, but it's kept from giving a damn about the world, and the things that get me ranting...Hopefully I'll be back to my old form soon...Hell, let's just try to work our way out of it right here...

Normally a good looking lady can help me with my funk...Hey look! Erin Andrews rolled into Ohio this week with College Game Day, and she even took some time to take in a Blue Jackets game...


Too bad she was with these two tools! Wow, Erin Andrews at a Jackets game didn't pep me up...Besides being in the middle of a douche sandwich, she's also got that stupid look on her face...Yes Erin, it's stupid looks like that, that make guys pullout and blast you in the face!

Speaking of Hockey...The New York Rangers and Edmonton Oilers got close to some "Old Time Hockey" Sunday...When I saw this starting to happen, I thought we were about to have a bench-clearing brawl...



Wow! Avery reeled him in and suckered him! I'm really wondering how the fines/suspensions may work out...The fact that the Oilers had 8 guys on the ice has to come up...Peckham going after Avery has they are taking him down the tunnel has to come up too...But the biggest thing that has to be talked about, is a topic I have brought up before...All of this started because of a clean check...Avery is a shit-bag, but it was a clean check...I'm sick of players acting like cunts over a clean hit...Fraser knew it, he didn't have a problem with it...If a guy cheap-shots one of yours, fine, kick his ass...If it's clean, return the favor with a clean hit...When did this bitchiness start?

Moving on...After another Saturday double at the Fish House, I headed home, pressure washed my yam bag, and kicked back to watch some football...Sadly, at 11:00PM there isn't much to choose from...So I popped on a game I DVR'ed from earlier in the evening...My Alma Mater, St. Edward vs. Cleveland Glenville...

That's right folks, second round of Ohio High School Playoffs...Two undefeated powers going at it...You may wonder why high school...So you know, between these two schools, there are 21 players projected to be playing Division 1-A College Football...Hell the entire St. Ed's O-Line are already signed...

Early on it was a tight, back-and-forth battle...Glenville went into halftime with a 16-14But once the second half started, The St. Edward Eagles dominated, and blew it wide open, winning 42-22...


Sad to say, I didn't tape the Notre Dame vs. Utah game...It would have been nice to watch an Irish victory...Yes, I said victory...The Fighting Irish took down #14 Utah 28-3...


Even more shocking, they did it without, Dayne Crist, Kyle Rudolph, Armando Allen, Ian Williams, Theo Riddick, and T.J. Jones...From the looks of it, the Irish defense played well, and Freshman QB, Tommy Rees looked good...Nothing outstanding, but good...13 for 20, for 129 yards, 3 touchdowns, and most importantly, no interceptions! Hopefully they can build off of this...

So Sunday I was looking forward to watching the Browns play the Jets...After beating the Saints, then The Patriots, I getting into my old Browns fan feelings...They came out strong, and took it right to the Jets...


Both teams put it all out there...Late in the game, it looked like the Jets had it, but rookie QB Colt McCoy drove his team down and hit Mohamed Massaquoi for a 3 yard touchdown pass, with 44 seconds left...Dawson's extra point tied the game up at 20...Overtime was the same as the game...Back and forth...The Browns had a great chance, but Chansi Stuckey fumbled at the Jets 32...The Browns defense held strong and Nick Folk missed a third field goal on the day...But the Jets defense forced the Browns to punt, and with 16 seconds left, Santonio Holmes scored on a quick strike from Mark Sanchez, and Browns corner Eric Wright completely shit the bed on the play...

I haven't been a huge fan of Eric Mangini, but as I watch this team progress, I keep thinking, maybe he is the guy...I look back when Bill Belichick was coaching here, and how he shit the bed, and how we all hated him...But he learned from it, and now he's doing pretty damn good...Mangini stunk it up in New York, now maybe he's figuring it out...I'm hoping the Browns stick with him...

Now I'm going to knock back a couple Great Lakes Christmas Ales, an crash...What? You don't know about Christmas Ale? Well have a listen!




Yep, it's so good, it makes you do stupid videos like this...




Have a week...

Later, The Beeze.

Wednesday, November 10, 2010

The Beeze's Hump Day Hits


Bartender, Give me another! Yes, I'm posting late again, but not as late as last week...Things are crazy around here...This week I'll start the hits off with catching you up with the issue at my kids' school...If you read Monday, you know what I'm talking about...If you didn't, go find it...

My daughter's teacher got back to me Monday Morning...She called me at the Fish House, and explained how it was her fault...The policy in the past was not send home report cards to students who had not had their fees paid...But since they weren't informing us of the fees until report card day, this policy wasn't to be carried out...It was a bit of miscommunication on her part...We she spoke to me on the phone she said how she thought the policy didn't make sense, so she understood my enraged email...She also sent emails to all the parents explaining her mistake...I feel kinda bad for her, because I'm sure the bosses jump up and down on her after they got hammered with emails from angry fuckers like me...But I'm also sure she won't make the same mistake...See folks, even teachers can learn a lesson!

Next, Sports Illustrated (kids) decided to run with this cover...


I get it...The Three Musketeers...Funny though, they look an awful lot like Cavaliers...Even stranger, the Cavaliers recently having changed their image model, after LeBron left, have been highlighting their team slogan, "All for One. One for All." Something tells me that LeBron's idiotic PR machine had input in this cover, because it sure seems like any shot they can take at Cleveland, the fans, or the Cavaliers, they do...

What bunch of ass-hats!

ESPN made one of the best moves in their history this week...The let go Joe Morgan...Which had to be tough after 20 years, and because the weight of his ego couldn't have been easy to unload...Thank God, we don't have to hear anymore stories about the glory days of the "Big Red Machine"...No more comparing every catcher to Johnny Bench...Hell, no more comparing every second baseman to himself...No more of his made up, bullshit stories, that he would use, to try and show he knew more than anyone else about Baseball...You don't Joe! Morgan was a hell of a ball player, but he was also a douche...Watching Sunday Night Baseball with him in the booth, was more painful 4 hours of dental surgery with no drugs...Maybe I'll tune in again this season...


Now to the important stuff...I'm going to change it up a bit this week...Last week Cora seemed to be the big winner...



So let's see how she does this week against two new lovelies...On this fine Hump Day, Which of these ladies would you most like to throw a Hump?

A. Cora




B. Corissa




C. Alana




As always, Read and Respond...

Later The Beeze.

Sunday, November 7, 2010

Monday Moaning


Well normally Monday Moaning is full of sports talk, but sad to say there wasn't much in the sports world that crabbed my interest...It doesn't help that I feel like shit because of an awful case of Bronchitis...Oh, and our furnace died Thursday...Let's start there...

So the fucking furnace took a dump...The one motor was going...I called early in the week and set up an appointment for the guy to come out...Then it crapped out Thursday afternoon...So I called the office and let them know...I specifically asked the woman if the guy would have the part....She said yes...So, the wife crabbed a couple space heaters on her way home, to get us through the night...Yes, the cold weather came moving in this week...

So the guy shows up Friday, about 4:30 in the afternoon..."Yep, it's dead...I can't fix it until Monday." Of course I responded with a, "What the fuck!?!" He didn't have the part, and couldn't get one until Monday...The office never updated him when I called Thursday...So the Beeze family has been running 3 space heaters all weekend...Yes, Friday got really cold...Some areas got snow...Happy November!

Then I figure I'll calm down by going through the stuff sent home from school...Friday was report card day, and my daughter was excited to see how she did...She got a certificate for perfect attendance, and we got a letter telling us what the school fees were this year...The delayed telling us this, until after a school levy renewal was passed...But there was no report card...Call the school, and they said it was in the office with a group of students that weren't paid up for lunches...Except, we are...She checked, and of course I was right...She apologized, and said we'd get it Monday...

Then Sunday night her teacher emailed me...I had sent her an email Friday asking about it, before I called the school...She informed me that the school policy was to hold report cards until the fees were paid...The fees that they had just informed me of, right then...She apologized for the mix up, and explained that many parents were upset about this...I hope so...I also hope they responded like I did...

I sent the school Superintendent an email, stating how ridiculous this was...They were holding parents hostage for money that they had just told us about, like we're all some kind of deadbeats...The phrase, How dare you, was used...Along with a good rant about how disrespectful this is to parents and students...I also made it clear, that if her report card didn't come home Monday, that there is going to be Hell to pay...



Yes, Paul, Everyone is Stupid!

So, Monday should be interesting!

Let me mix in some sports here...I don't know what everyone else will be talking about around the country, but I know what the people in Cleveland are going to be talking about this week...

The Cleveland Browns, beating the living shit out of the New England Patriots...34-14...I found myself in an odd place...I had assumed the Browns would compete, but that the Patriots would do what they do...Well, they didn't...This was the first Browns game that I had watched every minute of this year, and I'm glad I did...My inner Browns fan showed up as I was watching Peyton Hillis run all over the Patriots defense...



Hillis rushed for 184 yards on 29 carries, with 2 touchdowns...He also caught 3 passes for 36 yards...I also have to admit, I haven't been a Colt McCoy fan, but the kid played well...He completed 14 of 19, for 174 yards, including some clutch plays...and NO turnovers...He also rushed 3 times for 20 yards and a touchdown...Don't get me wrong, I'm not saying he's the second coming, but he played well, and he didn't shit the bad, at all...

The best thing to see was the line play...For years, I bitched about people who always wanted the Browns to draft the sexy players, and go after big-money skill guys...To win, you have to start up front...The Browns Offensive line owned New England's defense...And the browns front seven handled handled the Pats O-line...The Browns aren't great, but they're getting better...Maybe Mangina will keep his job a next year...

That's it for now...Let the Bad Times Roll...




Have a week...

Later, The Beeze.

Friday, November 5, 2010

Cleveland Has a Response For LeBron and Warren Sapp

Yes, this topic just keeps popping up...But if I could be childish about it...He started it! So we all saw that NIKE commercial LeBron did, that seemed to stick it to the people of Cleveland, one more time...Well some one put together a very good response, in the name of Cleveland...Have a look...




I think that was pretty good...I love it when people have their own words thrown in their face!

Then I saw it was posted on website, and Warren Sapp decided to put his two cents in...Here's a
LINK to checkout...But if you don't want to, I'll fill you in...Sapp said, "Nobody Cares What Cleveland Or Ohio Thinks!!! Kill Yourself w/That!!!" I can't wait for big, fat, fatty, fat's heart to stop beating...I've blasted Cleveland many times in the past, and I'm sure I'll continue to, but I fucking live here...This ass-hat has no reason to talk shit...

Hey Warren, after you get done downing another couple Big-Macs, and then finish smacking around another woman, feel free to wrap your big fat lips around the business end of a shotgun...Stupid fat cunt!

Oh, and LeBron...Fuck yourself!

Later, The Beeze

Wednesday, November 3, 2010

The Beeze's Hump Day Hits


Yes, I'm posting this late...Very late...I would say I'm sorry, but I just don't care...I've been fighting a chest cold for almost 2 weeks and I've been trying to get some rest the last couple days...You know, between work, kids and their school work, feeding the family, and all that other shit...So the time that is me time, when I normally sit here and write, and search out different goofy shit, I've been spending sleeping, or just being a lazy lump of shit...But I figured, what the hell, I could at least post a few chicks and bitch about something...So here we go...

Yesterday, was the BIG midterm elections...Our chance to vote out incompetent, free-loading, criminal fucks, and replace them with other, incompetent, free-loading, criminal fucks...Now I always vote, but I understand why people don't...George Carlin had a good reason...



I don't know about you, but I miss George Carlin...

But there is another comic with different view...Yesterday on Twitter, Bill Cosby said this, "Definition of a person not voting today: a-pathetic person" Hey Bill, Go Fuck Yourself! My definition of a "pathetic person" may have something to do with, and old guy being accused of drugging a woman half his age, and sexually assaulting her, and claiming he was innocent, yet settling it out of court...Oh, did some of you forget about that...Take your high horse Bill, and stick it up your ass...

So after the change from a couple years, we more change now, and all it's going to add up to, is more bullshit, and probably even less getting done by our elected officials...The main reason I got out and voted to vote against local bond issue, that wanted us citizens to cough up $30 million over 36 years for a horribly designed school complex that would combine all 3 city schools, and included a senior center, and public rec center, and private business, all in the same complex...Oh, with limited parking, and one lane in and one lane out...But the biggest problem most of us had was the fact that any creep would be able to in such close proximity to the kids...The last thing you want is a creep like Uncle Paul near your kids...




It was shot down with a 72% against! Get the point ass-hats! Don't put it on the ballot again!

In the sports world, Randy Moss got dropped by the Vikings, and Belichick is looking like a genius, again! Today, the Tennessee Titans picked him up...Yes, he adds some more talent to their receiving corps, but I doubt he's going to add much...I don't have much faith in either of the Titans QB's...Moss isn't going to make Collins, or Young better...

Moving on, The Mrs. and I decided to do some acting...This commercial was done to draw some tourists into The Fish House...Let me know what you think...




Now, to the Important stuff...On this fine Hump Day...Okay, day after Hump Day...Which of these lovely ladies would you most like to Macho Salad with?


A. Cora




B. Lucia




C. Tereza




Later, The Beeze.