Wednesday, March 30, 2011

Why Is This Asshole Still In The NHL?


Yes, I want to know why Todd Bertuzzi is still allowed to play in the NHL...The guy came up through the ranks as a gritty hard-nosed player...He had plenty of skill to go with his size, and grit, but somewhere along the way, he became a piece of shit...

We saw this come to light in 2004, when he sucker-punched Steve Moore from behind, drove him head first into the ice, and broke his neck...He ended Moore's career...Why? Because the Canucks put a bounty out on Moore for a hit he knocked Markus Naslund out with... Moore's hit on Naslund was not ruled illegal by the NHL when it happened...It would be today probably...




But Hockey has always policed itself, and our present day uber-asshole, Matt Cooke went after Moore...They dropped the gloves, and that should have been it...Moore seemed to come out on top... But it wasn't enough for Bertuzzi...




Bertuzzi served a suspension, and apologized and all that crap...But to me, that didn't matter...They way he jumped Moore from behind should have had him booted for good...Since then Bertuzzi hasn't changed his game...He has continued to play physical hockey, and every year he has at least one questionable hit...

Well he did it again this week, with a flying elbow to the head of The Blackhawks, Ryan Johnson...




So how the hell are we suppose to get rid of assholes like Matt Cooke, when assholes like Bertuzzi are still around!?!

And does any of this have anything to do with what happened in a Texas High School Hockey game? I'm not sure I want to open that can of worms yet, but here's what happened...




I love Hockey, and I love the physical aspect of the game, the intentional head-shot shit has got to stop...And guys like Bertuzzi, and Cooke have had their second chances...Now they should be gone...

What do you think?

Later, The Beeze.

Sunday, March 27, 2011

Monday Moaning


Well here we are again...My God Monday's come fast...Too fast! I guess sports wise, it's all about college sports this week...The NCAA Basketball Final Four is set...How many of you have a bracket that still has a chance? I didn't think so...Kentucky and UConn...And VCU and Butler...Who the hell had that!?! Well let me give my uneducated guess at this...I say it will be UConn and Butler in the Final, and UConn will win it...

Driving to work Saturday morning the local talk radio guys were crying about the big Ohio State loss to Kentucky...Conspiracy theories are saying they got a tougher bracket because Jim Tresel is a fuck-tard...Ummm, their first two games were against UTSA and George Mason...After looking at the brackets, and how they rolled those two teams...Their draw wasn't any tougher than the other #1 seeds...Quit crying Luckeye fans...They just got beat...Plain and simple...

Hell, I just saw that a rival Cleveland blogger...One who is always viewing things through rose colored glasses, is starting to show signs of excepting reality...She's_starting_to_break...

Saturday night while I was slinging the food at the Fish House, Notre Dame Alum, and Baltimore Raven, Tom Zbikowski was in the boxing ring again...He won his third professional fight in a 4 round unanimous decision, against Caleb Grummet, a former MMA fighter...Zbikoski was giving up 20 pounds to Grummet, and dominated the first three rounds...Grummet came back strong in the 4th round and worked Zbikowski hard against the ropes, but it wasn't enough to take the decision...

The NCAA Hockey Tourney was also taking place this weekend...I spent Friday night watching the games, and then again Saturday night after work...The baby and I had a couple bottles and caught up on the action...Sunday's games would set up Hockey's final for, which they gave the douchey title of, "The Frozen Four"...Here's the final four for Hockey...Minnesota Duluth will face Notre Dame...And Michigan will take on North Dakota...

Last week I predicted Boston College would take it all...Why not? They had guys on this team, including between the pipes that have won 2 titles already...But they got it handed to them Friday by Colorado College...I also was nervous about my Irish...Their Goalie seems to get caught out of position a lot...But Sunday night he stood on his head to help them to a 2-1 victory over New Hampshire....The Irish also have 12 Freshman in their lineup...The says a lot about Coach Jeff Jackson, not only as a coach, but also a recruiter...I hope they can pull it off!

So Saturday nights, when I'm driving home from the Fish House, I pop 98.5 WNCX on the radio...This is the "Classic Rock" station in Cleveland...I don't listen to it often...At this stage, there's only so much pink Floyd, and ACDC I'm willing to tolerate...But Saturday night they have this fat ass, "Mr. Classic" on the air with his "Saturday Night House Party"...He's got that scratchy, I smoke too much voice, and a quality burnout feel...

But the best part is the insane amount of burnouts that call in and request tunes...These dudes, and they're all dudes, sound between 40-60 years old, and they're sitting in their one bedroom, pounding Pabst Blue Ribbon with the bong on the coffee table, and the radio cranked..."Mr. Classic, man let me hear some Artful Dodger!"




Sweet Jesus, it's painful to listen to these ass-hats that contribute so much to society...But damn, it's funny too!

That's it for now...

Have a week...

Later, The Beeze.

Thursday, March 24, 2011

Some Light Friday Reading


So it's the end of the work week, for most people...Not me, my week ends after my Saturday double at the Fish House...Anyway, I thought I'd knock out something light for you all to check out...

First let me get into some Hockey...There was a lot of build-up for Thursday's Bruins/Canadiens game...Yes, it's always been a big rivalry, but after Zdeno Chara's hit on Max Pacioretty March 8th, some were expecting things to be even more heated...Well not much heat from the Canadiens...The Bruins throttled them 7-0...And the gloves weren't constantly coming off, as some expected...Just an old style ass beating, that left the Habs hanging their heads...

Many have tried to tie Chara's hit to recent injuries, and violence in Hockey...When actually it was a basic Hockey play, that just had a bad, freakish, outcome...When really it's dirty, cheap-shot, assholes, like Matt Cooke who should have their faces linked with these issues...Cooke whom, I wrote about MONDAY, did get suspended again...The rest of the regular season and the 1st round of the playoffs...He should lose a whole season...

Moving on...So we had the Time Change recently...You know, the old "Spring Forward"...We just finally got the kids adjusted to it...Hell they normally mess with me for a week...I don't how people in Indiana deal with it...Nothing like a state that is split into two timezones...




Baseball season is fast approaching, and I'm looking at the Indians roster, and well, I'm not to excited...The infield, with the exception of Astrubal Cabrera, is nothing but utility players...And don't try to tell me Matt LaPorta is a 1st baseman...He's still learning how to play the position...

At catcher, is Carlos Santana, who played a third of last season in the majors, and is coming off a serious knee injury...He had a great season, and is head and shoulders above any of the catchers they had him sitting behind at the start of last year...Yeah Lou Marson, I'm talking about you...Fucking guy couldn't hit his weight, and is a hack behind the plate...

In the outfield, Grady, coffee cup Sizemore is also coming off of a serious injury and who knows how long until he's 100%...And he wasn't that good at 100% last year...The there is Shin-Soo Choo, who you can consider a true major leaguer...Then there are about five other average, to below average guys trying to make in the outfield...

The rotation is young and unproven...Fausto Carmona is the ace...He's still young, and working on being consistent...He has great stuff, but still has plenty of room for improvement...There are 6 others trying to get into the other 4 rotation spots...A lot of dopes are liking the bullpen...Not me...Don't blow 4 games for Carmona this year, let alone the games you blew for David Huff, and maybe I'll change my mind!

Then there is overpaid, DH Travis Hafner...Since MLB cracked down on steroids, this guys has had stupid, nagging injuries, and little power...What a joke...And a waste of money...Shapiro you suck!

To sum it up...If the Indians lose less than 90 games, the season will be a success...How sad is that?

Next...The NFL is changing more rules...Apparently these dopes went to the Gary Bettman/NHL school of business...Here's the plan...Bitch about not making enough money...Lockout...Change rules that make the game worse...Piss of fans!

Well, guess what...You don't have to wait for me...I'm out...I'm okay with College Football, and the NFL can go screw...I hope they miss the whole season...


Okay, I said I was gonna keep it light...So lets end with this little gem...




Later, The Beeze.

Monday, March 21, 2011

Monday Moaning 2.0


I guess I didn't get everything else off my chest...I never did recap St. Patrick's Day...You see watching the local news on the evening of St. Patrick's Day, I got really pissed off...The lead was a brawl down at the parade, of about 15-20 black males...Some females mixed in too...But there wasn't only one brawl...This merry band of fellas trying to be Irish kept mixing it up...Then they kept it classy, by pissing on the front windows of some of Cleveland's finest restaurants...

Now, I'm not trying to be racist here...Hell I hope some one gets a kick out of this, but I'm pissed...Us Irish pricks are suppose to be the ones throwing punches and pissing all over the place on St. Patrick's Day...This is bullshit! So fuck it...I'm gonna fix this problem...Next year on MLK Day, I'm getting drunk as fuck, and gonna start punchin' mother fuckers...Oh, and I'm pissing all over the Barber Shop's front window...Fuck it, two can play this game...

You wanna play Irish guy for a day, then I'm gonna play Black guy for a day...

Now maybe all this was the news feeding us just what they want...Trying to feed the black guys are trouble stereotype to us...But stereotypes are stereotypes for a reason...'Cause enough of this shit happens to put on the news...Then of course my daughter asks why are people fighting at the parade? The wife doesn't like when I say things like, 'because they're dumb, drunk, fucking, assholes.' So instead I just said, they drank too much, and they're making Irish pricks like me look a lot better!

If that rant offended you, sorry...Tough shit...Fuck off!

Next, the United Nations....

The U.N. decided to put the smack down on Libya...Whenever the U.N. makes a call like this, what happens...The U.S. has to do there dirty work...Now our military is being thrown into a third theater of war...France and England were all big and bad, flexing their nuts, and now they need us to rain down the cruise missiles...

The U.N. is a bunch of pussies, who like to act tough, but need the U.S. to do the hard stuff...Have us do the killing...Then of course they never repay all the money we burn policing the world, thanks to their policies...And they sure as shit don't stick up for us, when so much of the world is saying what assholes we are...

How about this...Fuck the world, and let's start taking care of our own house...We have plenty of our own issues to worry about...The Middle East has been going crazy for months, and it's not going to calm down just because we blow up more shit there...Those people want to over-throw their governments...They have a long hard road ahead of them...It's their road...Not ours!

Okay, that's it for now...

Have a week...

Later, The Beeze.

Sunday, March 20, 2011

Monday Moaning


Monday is here again, so it's time for the weekly dose of moaning...This weekend has been a real son of a bitch...My traditional Fish House Saturday double was brutal...Non-stop cooking from 12:30 PM to 9:30 PM...If that wasn't bad enough, my boss who is normally as cock-strong as they come, when it comes to bangin' food, was having an off night...There was a stench coming from his station that reminded me of my baby's diapers!

When I left the Fish House, I was in need of a drink or two...I said I was going to stop for a couple, then this one uber-douchebag server said, "dude I'll be there!" So instead I stopped at a Little Cesar's, grabbed a $5 "Hot & Ready" pie...Walked next door to the liquor store and got a 6-pack of Conway's Irish Ale...Then I headed home...

When I got there, the baby was still up, and gave me a huge smile...Everything was better than...Plus the wife was pissed...She's jealous of how much the baby love dad, and is always throwing smiles and giggles my way...

Sunday morning I checked out the NCAA_HOCKEY_BRACKETS...Yeah, I'm that guy...That's a bracket I could kick ass in...My Fighting Irish have a tough draw...They start with Merrimack, who has been tough all year...If they get past them, they'll have to take on the winner of the Miami/New Hampshire game...Two more solid teams...Miami knocked the Irish out of the CCHA tourney last week, and has gotten real hot at the right time...Is anyone one left out there? I'm picking Boston College to win it all...The Irish just don't have the goaltending this year...Okay, I'll move on...

Then I popped on the Rangers/Penguins game...The Rangers got a much needed win, which will always put a smile on my face...But it was the Penguins, so of course one of those douchebags would piss me off...Good ole Matt Cooke is at it again...Going after another head...Here's Cooke throwing an elbow at Rangers defenseman Ryan McDonagh...



Cooke has taken cheap shot after cheap shots at people...Going after knees, and heads for years...He's been find and suspended multiple times...The NHL needs to put their foot down, and bring the hammer down on this ass-hat!


Sunday evening I had my Fantasy Baseball draft...Our buddy Jeff is running the league, and it seems like a good group of smart guys...Half I know from the Gab...

The draft itself was, well how do I describe this without being a dick...It was brutal! There was a guy I don't know in the 2 hole...Puljos went 1st...I never thought I would see some one in the 2 hole take their full 2 minutes to make a pick...After all that waiting, he didn't do anything sexy...He didn't surprise anyone...He took Hanley Ramirez...The # 2 guy on the board...But that wasn't all...He ate the clock on every pick...And by the comment section, I wasn't the only one losing my mind...



It got worse...The Little Beeze was all hyped up, and overtired, and being a real pain in the ass...He kept pestering the wife, and getting crazy around the baby...Then his mouth wouldn't stop...So in mid-draft, as I was on the phone with my pals Sully and Steve, talking about how quickly the blind draft, I had to get in the boys face...Then the water-works started...Then more mouthiness, then he passed out on the couch...

From there, the draft dragged on...The commish adjusted the time limit as it progressed, but the damage had been done...I had to break out the charger to finish...

As I write this, Notre Dame is getting worked by FSU...I picked the Irish to win it...Why not, I don't know shit about Basketball! The team I had them beating in the Final, just got bounced tonight...Sorry Steve, I know watching Marquette take out your Syracuse Orange had to hurt...

Well, what are you going to? Cry? Sometimes you just have to have a little Blind Faith....




One last thing...Ohio State fans, please stop acting like Jim Tressel just nailed himself to the cross, and is going to wash away all of your sins...He's just doing his best politician spin, and you dopes are eating it up...

That's all for now...Have a week...

Later, The Beeze.

Wednesday, March 16, 2011

#Torpedo + #Fastball + #WINNING = DOUCHE


Okay, early on during the early stages of Charlie Sheen being nuts, or high, or both, I was all in...He was wacky...Talking about having Tiger Blood, and being a Vatican Ninja Assassin, Warlock...I was getting a kick out of it...I thought he was either high as fuck, or losing his mind, live and in living color, for all of us to enjoy...

Sadly, he's just doing his job...He's acting...It's a scam...I'm not giving out the links to all the crap he's trying to sell us...Fuck that, he pays me then I'll link his crap...Why am I saying this?

Well, one evening a tweeted that his U-Stream show was going on live in "58 minutes"...About 20 minutes after that tweet I went to his U-Stream channel...The camera was on, and a mic was on...Sheen and he group of hanger-ons/losers were plotting out, and scripting that evening's show, that was suppose to start in 38 minutes...

Sheen's voice was normal..He wasn't being wacky, or saying his new catch-phrases...Just scripting when to say them, and taking suggestions on how he should act at certain points...What should be tweeted was also disgust...Maybe he's still using drugs...Maybe his is nuts...But everything he's doing is totally planned out...

Now he has a live show in the works...Tour dates are set in Detroit, Chicago, Cleveland, Columbus, New York, and Boston...Sheen keeps tweeting his updates starting with #Fastball and talking about his violent #Torpedo of truth...And of course, he's still #WINNING...All of this drives me crazy, but the #Fastball is really pissing me off...You pretended to be a pitcher in a movie...I doubt your #Fastball gets higher than 70 mph douchebag...

What the show will be isn't really said...I'm not sure he knows yet...But I just checked the prices for the show here in the Cleve...$49.50 - $79.50...Are you fucking kidding me!?! If Willem Dafoe and Tom Berenger were coming with him, and going to do a stage production I've Platoon, maybe I'd consider it...Fuck it, I got the DVD...He must be high!




Seriously, Anyone who drops their money on this nonsense, is a ass-hat!

Speaking of douchebags...A local Radio host named Benjamin Bornstein, AKA: Maxwell, was also going off on the douche-baggery that is Charlie Sheen...But his big problem is that sheen is a junkie...Bornstein repeatedly called Sheen a crackhead, and kept bringing up Sheen's kids while judging him...His points weren't all bad, but it's his high and mighty attitude that pissed me off...

Bornstein has always been open about his drug abuse and sexual abuse on his shows...So much so, that most of us are just sick of hearing about it...But now that he is clean and sober, when he gets all uppity, and judgemental about drug abuse, I get pissed...This fat slob, use to smoke, snort, and shoot anything he could get his hands on...

Listen Fatty, once an addict, always an addict...You may be clean now, but you have to fight that fight everyday...You may not be using Heroin now, but that doesn't mean you're not one bad day away from being a junkie again...Oh, and I believe you were a father when you were a junkie...Look in the mirror and shut the fuck up! You don't get the right to be a judgemental prick, when you can fall off the wagon any minute...I do, because I was never a piece of shit junkie!


Ahhhh, so may douches, so little time...

Later, The Beeze.

Tuesday, March 15, 2011

The Beeze's Hump Day Hits (Irish edition)


So Monday I said I was going to get into my thoughts about the end of the world...Well, I wanted to keep the Hump Day mood lighter, so I got into that wacky, deep stuff Monday night...If you want to check that out, you can find it HERE...

So St. Patrick's Day is almost here, so this week Hump Day post has an Irish theme...First maybe you'll want to take a peek at my St. Patrick's Day History_Lesson...

Okay, so I'm still having trouble figuring out what to write about when it comes to sports...I really don't care about the NFL's battle between players and owners...Rich guys bitching over billions of dollars just loses me...I haven't picked a side...I just don't care about these rich fucks...

I don't know shit about Basketball, but that didn't stop me from filling out a bracket...I've got Belmont shaking shit up, and getting two wins...You saw it here first! Winning it all, I got The Notre Dame Fighting Irish, taking down Syracuse in the final...Does any of this make sense? I don't know, and I don't care...Go Irish!

Now to a sport I have never written about...Skateboarding...Okay, I'm not writing about skateboarding, just a skateboarding douche!

I had always thought Tony Hawk cool...He put this sport on the map...And yes, I was watching the X-Games when Hawk landed the the first ever 900...That shit is crazy...What's crazier? Hawk ditching his third wife for his lifelong best friend, and business partner, Matt Goodman's wife...

Goodman and his wife Cathy have been married for almost 20 years...Who knows how long Hawk has been poppin' his pal's old lady!?! Tony Hawk has always pushed the limits, well now I guess he wanted to see how far he could push the messiness of divorce mixed with business...Put Tony Hawk up for all the awards...Tool of the Week...Douchebag Extraordinaire...He totally deserves a Skull Fuck!

Time for a drink...




How about we mix in a quality Irish Comedian...







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Also True...

Now on this fine Hump Day...Which of these lovely Irish Lasses would you most like to hump?


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Happy Humping...

Later, The Beeze.

Monday, March 14, 2011

Where Are We? We Are Here...



I was going to get into this in my Hump Day post, but I want that to have a lighter tone possibly...So here goes...

With all that is going on in Japan, I started thinking about the world, and God, and us...Us pompous human beings...I never believed in the 2012 hype, but with multiple volcanoes in recent months...Earthquakes in New Zealand, and this monster in Japan, followed by the Tsunami, and now possible Nuclear devastation...Maybe this shit is real...

Why wouldn't it be...The Earth is an ever-changing thing...I believe there is "Climate Change" going on...But I also believe it's always been going on, and there isn't a thing us humans can do about it...We think we are so special, but we're so small...Compared to the Earth, we are small...

The Earth has always been evolving, and it will continue to...And when it wants to, it's going to shake us off, like a sticky booger...We can't stop it, we can't change it...We think we are so important...I said how small we are compared to the Earth...And the Earth is so small in the universe...And we need to realize it, and realize we have no control over any of it...

So what do we do? Many people have their faith...Faith is hard for me...I went to Catholic school for 12 years...I've read the Bible...I don't believe it to be true...I believe the truth is intended by the author...The message is the important part...But even sometimes the message is garbage...

Last night I was looking at Genesis...The whole Adam and Eve story really bothers me...Why would God give them a Tree of Life, and a Tree of Knowledge...Oh, and he gave man Freewill...But they aren't allowed to eat from the Tree of Knowledge...Why is knowledge so bad? Then of course Eve is tempting Adam...Pushing him to eat the Apple from the Tree of Knowledge...Right of the bat the Bible is putting women in a bad light...

My theory: That knowledge they speak of, is carnal knowledge...That apple they speak of, was Eve's apple bottom...That's right, Adam got some ass, and then we were all sinners, and we all blame the broad...Seems fucking ridiculous to me!

What am I going to do? I'm going to keep riding this ride, and remember that we are just a small part, of a "Pale Blue Dot"




Later, The Beeze.

Sunday, March 13, 2011

Monday Moaning


Yes, she has nothing to do with this post, except she looks great, and with the world going to hell in a hand basket, we can always use some great ass!

So my week began with the little Beeze getting a cold...Then mid-week I had to take a day off from the Fish House to take the Mrs. to the ER...Her left knee was swollen, and she couldn't walk...It turns out some asshole doctor gave her two prescriptions for two different things, that when they are in your system at the same time, they can cause your tendons get inflamed and weakened...She had ruptured a tendon...So now she's gimped up and kept me from seeing "Kill the Irishman"...If it was released in your town, check it out...Some true Cleveland mob shit there!

We limped into the weekend with my oldest daughter getting the Flu...But it could be worse...A lot worse...As I saw the news of the Earthquake and Tsunami in Japan I realized how lucky I am, and how trivial so much of what I blog about is...

Now am I going to stop blogging about sports, politics, chicks, and douche-baggery? Of course not!

So let's get to the NFL Lockout...Heaven forbid they be upstaged by Earthquake and Tsunami, and possible Nuclear Meltdown...They had to get into the news cycle...My view on this whole thing...I don't give a shit! Really! I've always liked College Football more...I'll be fine without these rich fuckers who are bitching over billions of dollars...

Seriously, I have a friend who is a teacher in Wisconsin...He's having his right to collective bargaining stripped from him...But the NFL Players Union and NFL owners can't agree on a CBA because they're billions of dollars apart...

Last week I got into the topic of Wisconsin and Ohio politics more...You can read it HERE...

My friend talked about the crap he was taking from people for being a teacher, and being Liberal...The people who would describe themselves as not only conservatives, but also as religious...He pointed out a good point..."Jesus was an activist and an organizer"...But then again, I've often seen a great number of people who consider themselves Christian, are the least compassionate, caring, understanding, and loving people around...All shit their God stood for!

Now, quickly to Baseball...I signed up for Fantasy Baseball this past week...I'm looking forward to this league...Lots of good guys...Good smack...And plenty of Baseball smarts...Then I heard an inning of an Indians Spring Training game, and I realized I'm not ready for Baseball yet! I need to get studying before the draft...The Indians have made me forget about Baseball...Time to hit the books...

Now if you want some good Hockey talk, check out my buddy Hotch's last POST...

Big news in Ohio last week...Ohio State Head Football Coach Jim Tressel got busted for covering up his players stupidity...In case you missed that, he was Talking_In_Circles...

What has really pissed me off about this, is all the Tressel lovers...The "In Tressel we trust" people...The lovers of the vest! Many people are just giving this an 'aw shucks' kind of attitude...They're believing his lies, and chalking it up as a mistake...None have come up with a quality defense for his actions...One of the biggest Tressel loyalists I know of, gave a very weak defense..."Even with Sanctions, We're Still Going to Kick Meeeeeeeeechigan Arse!"

That was it...One sentence and picture posted improperly, so it couldn't be viewed...That's the best she could come up with...Ms. Cleveland/Ohio State, that's the best she could do...She's always saying how great this city and state are...

Why don't you write something of substance...Write about how the city is trying build a casino, and has many development plans, yet they want to layoff more police officers...How about the disgrace that is the Cleveland Public Schools...And the fact that people are moving out of the city and county in droves...Why would you? When all you can muster up for one of your heroes is that one line of bullshit!

"You make me want to Smoke!"

One last thing...As the world is falling apart, I want to make something clear to McDonald's...Why are you putting whipped cream and a cherry on my milkshakes...You're copying Steak and Shake...I don't want a faggot cherry on my Shamrock Shake...Don't get mad my gay friends...You know you love me!

That's it for now...Look for my Hump Day post, where I'll be digging into the end of the world...

Have a week...

Later, The Beeze.

Wednesday, March 9, 2011

Politicians Suck, and Ronald Reagan Wasn't as Great as You Think


Don't be confused by the title too much...This isn't all about Ronald Reagan...But don't worry, he's going to get plenty of blame...

As the news broke tonight about the vote in Wisconsin, I see something coming true that I predicted awhile ago...You see, living in Ohio, it always seems the first jobs to get cut when the city, or state has mis-managed their money, are Police and Firefighters...And yes, Ohio's new governor is trying to stick it to them and teachers, just as the guy in Wisconsin...Michigan, Indiana and other states are worried about this too...

Toledo Firefighters have made a number of concession over the last few years...Akron Police have been battling with pay cuts, and layoffs for a number of years...Cleveland has laid off Police, Fire and EMT's over and over again...A bunch of police officers just got back on the street, and now the city is saying the funding may be gone soon...

Now the governor and his Republicans pals want to stick it to the Public Employee Unions...They want to break the unions...Just like their idol Ronald Reagan wanted to...Over and over again, every Republican who runs for office lately, seems to invoke the name of the Great Ronald Reagan...Oh, and plenty of Democrats do it too...The want those "Reagan Democrats" bad! But if people paid attention to history, they'd see Ron wasn't all that swell...

He had been the head of the Screen Actors Union...Then he fucked them...He became a FBI informant, and rolled over on people who were thought to possibly be Communists...Often with no real proof...Then when he became Governor of California, he was always enraged when people exercised their Constitutional right to march and protest...

Then when he was President, he went after unions, and took down the Air Traffic Controllers...

Oh, and his "Star Wars" Program that he was obsessed with, was a horrible idea, stolen from a shitty movie he did in the late '40's...

The biggest tax increases in this country's history came under Presidents Reagan, Bush, and Bush...Yet we constantly hear about tax and spend Democrats...

So I have to ask, why are people surprised by what is happening around the country...Reagan has become the patron saint of the Republican party, and all of these jokers run on his name...By today's standards, Eisenhower and Nixon would be considered liberal Republicans...

Now all over the State of Ohio, and Wisconsin, and Michigan, and Indiana, and who else knows where...Police Officers, Firefighters, and Teachers are up in arms over what Republicans want to do to them and their Unions...Let me ask, how many of you dopes voted for these guys...Believe me, I know plenty who voted Republican...So first, you don't get to bitch...If you didn't know what these guys were about, then you're a dolt! Next, I'm not saying Democrats would have everything straightened out, but I know the wouldn't have gone after the unions...WHY? Because they unions have been lining their pockets for years!

Lastly, as to what I predicted awhile ago...This is just the beginning...These clowns want to privatize everything...Not just Medicare, and Social Security...Police and Fire and trash collection, and schooling...They're going to want to keep taxing the hell out us, and make us pay separately for our Fire Departments, and Police Departments...Our Trash collection...And our Schools...
Thing is, all these assholes are loaded...They can afford to send their kids to private school...They already have a killer Government pension, and health-care plans...Funded by our tax dollars...So why would they care about us...People keep saying the Middle-Class is dying...No, the Middle-Class is being murdered.

Later, The Beeze.

Tuesday, March 8, 2011

Talking in Circles

Jim Tressel opened his press conference/public apology, by pointing out that he had notes in his hand and that, "The sports guys can tell you I often talk in circles"...The notes were to help him not do that, and to be clear and concise...Then Tressel preceded to talk in circles...

For those who may have missed it, Monday night Yahoo broke a story about Tressel having known of his 5 players wrong doings back in April of 2010...Those being the five dopes who sold off awards, and rings and jerseys for tatoos and cash, and who were still allowed to play in the Sugar Bowl, but are suspended for the first few games of next season...I say few, because I expect to see there suspensions reduced from five...

Well, it turns out the story is true...Tressel knew and didn't inform the University or the NCAA...After talking in circles for a few minutes, he got to the point that he had received emails about a federal drug investigation that involved some of his players...And then he pointed out that confidentiality was asked for...Now we all no that doesn't matter to the NCAA...Repeatedly he went back to the confidentiality, just to make sure we all knew he really didn't mean to screw the pooch, while talking in circles some more...He talked about using the info as a teaching tool for his players...I guess the didn't get the message since five of them also screwed the pooch...

Then he talked about how he has learned from this, and how he now knows how to better handle a situation like this, if it was to ever happen again...I have to ask, how did he not know before this? the man has been coaching in the college ranks since a before I was born...(He started in 1974) Him not knowing what to do is bullshit! Personally I think he was trying to keep it quiet, and protect his players, and probably telling them to knock the stupid shit off...

As it turns out, the players are clear of the drug investigation, but that just lead to the investigation of them selling their shit...

Tressel was fined $250,000 dollars, had to make a public admission guilt and apology, that was tonight's little song and dance, and suspended for two games...Those games will both be home games against Akron and Toledo...How harsh! WTF!

They went easy on him...Why, because he has built a great image of himself...Mr. Clean, by the book...Mr. can't lose to Michigan if he tried...He just looks so damn nice and honest with his silly little sweater vests...I shit you not, this squirrely little bastard could run for governor in this state and he'd win in a landslide...And that's kinda how I see him...As a politician...FULL OF SHIT!

Later, The Beeze.

Sunday, March 6, 2011

Monday Moaning


So it's Monday again...It always seems to get here too soon...Well, this week I'll start with a couple of sports highlights...

First, Sunday I got to sit around and be lazy, and watch the Rangers vs. Flyers game, with my little molls...She really digs the constant color movement of hockey games...


The Rangers beat the hell out of the Flyers, 7-0...Including a hat-trick from Ryan Callahan...Before the game Callahan had made a point of saying how he, and the team really needed to step up if they want to hold onto a playoff spot...Dude has tons of grit and gets it done in all aspects of the game...



And of course with Rangers, Flyers, you always get a bit of fighting...




Hopefully this is the spark that gets Rangers into a strong playoff spot...

Then I heard on the Radio that the Miami Heat have been struggling in big games...You know, against teams that are good, as opposed to rolling the Cavaliers...I don't follow basketball, by I do like any bad news about LeBron James...Word is he has been choking at crunch time, late in games...Yeah, we've seen that before! I guess Sunday was no different, and reports started flying around about a few Heat players crying after the game...No, really! Fucking crying!

Hey fellas, you don't see Charlie Sheen crying...You know why? Because he's WINNING!

Then, I came across this story...Girls High School Basketball coach, Amber Branson gave birth Friday night, after having contractions while coaching her team's state regional Tournament game...Less than 16 hours later, she was back on the sidelines coaching her team to a come from behind victory, that puts them in the State Tournament...

She has gotten great praise from her players, and from many others for her dedication to her team...Umm, I'm not going to praise her for that...Yeah, maybe it's impressive to deliver a baby and coach a basketball game 15 hours later, but know what would be more impressive...Being in that hospital with your newborn child...Those girls on the basketball team most likely would have understood the dedication it takes to be a parent, especially to a child that has only been alive for 15 hours...But after this example will they understand what type of dedication it takes to be a parent?

Coach Amber Branson, in my opinion, you've done more harm, than good by coaching that game...And if your dedication to basketball outshines your dedication to your children, well then your kids are fucked, because their mother is a morally, and emotionally bankrupt twat!

Okay, after that I need a laugh, and I can't get enough Charlie Sheen, and WINNING!



Have a week...

later, The Beeze.

Thursday, March 3, 2011

Who Else Is Winning?


Yes, Charlie F-18 Sheen keeps telling us how he's "WINNING!" This picture was part of his first tweet on twitter...Him and porn star Bree Olson, pointing out how he's "WINNING!"

I posted the tweet, and picture on facebook...One friend pointed out that he is wearing a Cleveland Indians hat...I then pointed out that his hat has seen more "WINNING!" than the entire Indians team will all year! Then I saw Sheen's interview on ABC...If he isn't high, then he's nuts...And him nuts is awesome! He made it clear that he is mentally at a level, that most of us can't even imagine...Oh, and he has "Tiger blood"...What the fuck? Watching some one lose their shit live and in living color, is great!

Then his sons were taken away from him...I asked what did the scoreboard say after that? Guess what, Charlie is still "WINNING!" I hope this loon doesn't stop "WINNING!"

Then there is BYU Basketball player, Brandon Davies...I don't think he's Winning...Davies has been suspended for breaking the schools honor code, because he had sex with his girlfriend...



Hmmm...Yeah, how many college kids are really gonna say no to throwing it in her? That is Davies girlfriend, Danica Mendivil...So maybe he did some Winning...


Now BYU is upfront with it's recruits about their honor code...You know what the deal is when you go there, Mormon or not...So I respect BYU for staying firm, and making sure the honor code is taken seriously...Ohio State could maybe take a few lessons from them...

That said, the not very religious guy in me says, this is a pretty harsh response for the guy getting his dick wet...Look at her...She has a nice athletic body...Nice pillow lips...He's a guy...You can only say no so many times before your dick tells you to shut up and stick it!

I'd also like to no how many times Football players have broken some part of the honor code and still managed to be on the field the next Saturday...I'll bet if there is some digging done, we'll find Jim McMahon may have bent a few rules in that honor code...

Now onto a loser, who thinks he's Winning!...LeBron James is being stupid...Again, or some more...On twitter he posted, "20+ games left in phase 2. I'm ReFOCUSED! No prisoners, I have no friends when at WAR besides my Soldiers"

REALLY!?! That's it...I've had enough...LeBron James isn't the first, but he better be the fucking last...I've had enough with idiot, douchebag, fuck-stain, athletes comparing themselves to "Soldiers", and calling the game they play for a living, "WAR"...It's nowhere fucking close...

You want to see war LeBron...Take your sorry ass talents to Afghanistan for a week, and then talk to us about "WAR", and "Soldiers"...Other than Hank Gathers, name a basketball player who died on the court...Soldiers are dying in wars every day...Yeah, the news doesn't cover it like they use to, but it's true...Sadly, "King James" you and your friends in sports world, who love to talk about your games being "WAR", have no idea what the fuck you're talking about...

LeBron, you aren't "WINNING!"

But you know who is winning? The lucky folks who stop into The Fish House and have some of the Beeze's famous, Cock-loaf...



"WINNING!"

Later, The Beeze.