Showing posts with label Matt Gilroy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Matt Gilroy. Show all posts

Sunday, April 19, 2009

Monday Moaning

It's that time again...Another weekend is over...And it's back to the grind....This week I'll start with the New York Rangers...First...Friday the Rangers announced that they had signed Boston University defensmen, and Hobey Baker winner, Matt Gilroy...Great move!
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Let's hope he can jump right into Wade "pussy" Redden's spot next year...And hopefully The Rangers can trade Redden for a stick rack or something...I hate to do this...But so far Redden has played well in the first two games of the playoffs...(that hurt a little)
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Next...The Rangers are up 2 games to none versus the Washington Capitals...One of the keys has been Ryan Callahan...This kid plays great in both ends of the ice...He's all over the place...The Capitals gotta hate that he sored the only goal in Saturday's game, as the Rangers won 1-0...But even more than that...They really gotta hate all the shots he's been blocking...This kid i s awesome!
Oh, and how could I forget...Henrik Lundqvist...This guy is one of those special goalies who can take over a series...And so far he's doing it in this one...Lundqvist has often had to carry the Rangers...I hope they can start lighting the lamp some more...Because Henrik has got to be getting a little tired...

I've noticed something else in this series...We often hear and talk about what a bag of douche Sean Avery is...And he is....He's a prick...Know who else is...Alexander Ovechkin...Yeah, he's a superstar...and he's a hell of a talented player...He's also a big mouth cocky punk! I'm all for some trash talking...But when you're losing...And you haven't scored a goal...Maybe you should shut the f*ck up!
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Last week I predicted the Stanley Cup Finals would be the Boston Bruins vs the San Jose Sharks...As I'm writing this the Sharks are down in their series with the Ducks...1 game to none...I have game two on right now...It's tied 1-1...Sharks just went on the power play...

But the Bruins...Look the f*ck out...The Boys from Boston are looking great! And Marc Savard who finished the regular season with 88 points...And has been trying to prove his doubters wrong the last couple of seasons...Well he's doing a hell of a job at it...In the first two playoff games Savard has 2 goals and 3 assists...And is playing the same two-way hockey he played all season long...

And goalie Tim Thomas has continued is excellent play also...What the hell am I saying...The entire team is playing the same consistent hockey, they played all year!

Unfortunately I don't have any good news about the Columbus Blue Jackets...They have played their asses off, but they are playing the Detroit Red Wings...That's a team that just knows how to win in the playoffs...Now I'm hoping the Jackets just don't get swept...

Oh, and keep an on on the young up and coming Chicago Blackhawks, who have taken a 2-0 series lead over the Calgary Flames...(Olli Jokinen will always be a bust) The 'Hawks are playing some good hockey!

Now...To go in a totally different direction...I was surprised to hear Mel "crazy f*cker" Gibson was getting divorced...Then I saw his new girlfriend...All the sudden Mel got some strange and remembered what it was like to be inside a gash that was nice, young, and snug....

I give you 24 year old Oksana Pochepa....



Yeah....You work that microphone honey!

What other nonsense do I have to give you? Oh Yes...There was a lot of talk about Tea Bags this past week...If you'd like to see my views on tea bagging check this out....http://thebeezewax.spruz.com/
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In some Notre Dame news...The Irish had the annual Blue and Gold game...The Blue (offense) beat the Gold (defense) 68-33...I honestly don't know what to take from it...I hope this means the Offense will be much better...But I also hope it doesn't mean the defense is gonna suck ass...The whole scoring system is goofy...If you want to read about it and check out some video, here ya go...
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Hey did anyone see that Indians game against the Yankees Saturday...Holy shit that was great...Indians 22 Yankees 4...How f*cking beautiful is that!?!
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The only thing that was hotter this weekend was Mrs. Beeze with her red hair, wearing nothing but red stocking, while riding my junk!
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After a high like that I hate to end on a downer...But...This past week John Madden decided to retire...To me that's not the downer...I'm glad he did...I mean it's only fitting...It finally looks like Favre is really done...What the hell else would Maddden have to talk about...Plus, honestly...The guy wasn't good at what he did anymore...It had gotten old...It was time...
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But the downer is...His replacement...Chris Collinsworth....Are you f*cking kidding me...That pencil neck little douche...Listen...Yes he knows football...But he's a douche...I can't stand to here him speak...I'd rather listen to a cat as it's ass is being dragged against sharp, jagged steal...I hope Al Michaels knocks him the f*ck out their very first game together...Poor Al!
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That's all this week...I'm tired...Took the kids to a Birthday party today...10 loud, annoying, non-stop little kids running wild will take it outta ya! Have a good week...
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Later, the Beeze.

Sunday, April 12, 2009

Monday Moaning

Well I hope everyone had a good Easter...It was a good one here at the Beeze household...After working a double Saturday night at the Fish House...I stopped a dive bar...Had a quick burger and a beer...Then I realized it would be an early wake up call with lots of sugar involved....So I headed home and started playing Easter Bunny...Which surprisingly...I'm not talking about anything Sexual...

I cracked open a Heineken...Turned on the NCAA Hockey National Championship game that I DVRed...And started hiding Easter Eggs...And stuffing jellybeans in my gob....About that hockey game...Miami (Ohio) took on Boston University...It was a great match up...Both teams are talented, and play a physical style of hockey...But looking at the talent...I thought BU would take it...At work I brought this up...One guy said..."Who the f*ck are you talking to?" Me being the only person they know who actually follows College Hockey...

During the evening the one manager and one of the servers were giving me updates...That wasn't gonna stop me from watching it though...Late in the game I was told Miami was 3-1 with 5 minutes to go...One of the guys in the kitchen...Who doesn't know a thing about hockey said..."It's over!"

A little while later, as we were breaking down the kitchen...The manager came back said..." I'm not gonna tell you what happens...Just watch the whole game." My first thought was...'Oh shit!'

With less then 2 minutes left BU scored and made it 3-2...Then with about 17 seconds left....BU tied it up...Overtime baby! Now it was late while I was watching this...And I had a few beers in me...But Somewhere around 12 minutes into the overtime The Terriers of Boston University scored the game winner on one of the flukiest goals I've seen...The puck was shot from the point...deflected...and flutter gently over the Miami Goaltender's (who was screened) shoulder...Poor kid didn't even see it...Congrats to both teams on great seasons...Congrats to BU's Matt Gilroy on winning the Hobey Baker Award (Hockey's Heisman)...And Congrats to the Terriers for winning it all!

It was a great game!

In other College Hockey news...And Notre Dame news...Fighting Irish goalie Jordan Pearce (yes The Hockey News that is how you spell his name...f*cking dolts)...Signed a two year NHL entry level contract with the Detroit Red Wings on Friday...Pearce made his professional debut Saturday for the AHL's Grand Rapids Griffins...Pearce and the Griffins lost 5-2...He made 33 saves in the game...Two of the Peoria goals were scored by former Golden Domer Yan Stastny...Best of Luck to Jordan PEARCE...

Next let's move to the NHL...the playoff match-ups are set...

Here's what they look like....

In the Eastern Conference...#1 Boston Bruins vs. #8 Montreal Canadiens

#2 Washington Capitals vs. #7 New York Rangers

#3 New JerseyDevils vs. #6 Carolina Hurricanes

#4 Pittsburgh Penguins vs. #5 Philadelphia Flyers

In the Western Conference...San Jose Sharks vs. #8 Anaheim Ducks

#2 Detroit Red Wings vs. #7 Columbus Blue Jackets

#3 Vancouver Canucks vs. #6 St. Louis Blues

#4 Chicago Blackhawks vs. #5 Calgary Flames

As most people know...I'm a New York Rangers fan...Unfortunately I don't see them going all the way...They have been too inconsistent all year...And Goalie Henrik Lundqvist can only carry them so far...Somebody has to score goals for the guy...I think the Boston Bruins will take the East...They have been solid all year...They have great goaltending in Tim Thomas...And they have a great mix of skill players, and grinders...


In the West...I'm rooting for the Columbus Blue Jackets...Can rookie Goalie Steve Mason continue to do what he's done all season...I'm not sure...But I hope he can...His ability to take over a game has been amazing... I'll also be interested in seeing how Blue Jackets star Rick Nash does in his crack at the playoffs...


Unfortunately for the Jackets...They open with the Detroit Red Wings...That's a hell of a test for your first time in the playoffs...

My pick to win the West...The San Jose Sharks...In the past they have faltered in the playoffs...But I think all the pieces are there now...the most important piece they have...Evgeni Nabokov...

So you heard it here first...the Stanley Cup Final will be Boston vs San Jose...What a bitch that travel schedule will be!

Moving on...Did ya hear...Baseball Season started...The Cleveland Indians didn't get the message until Sunday...When their 5th starter was the first one to give the team 6 innings...Hell he was the first to give them 5...Oh...and he helped them gt their first win...Way to go Tribe...I was starting to worry you would go 0 for April...

So I took little Beeze to the a park today...That seems to be our thing...Checkout a new park and see how many "in the way people" we can find...http://thebeezewax.blogspot.com/2009/04/fck-your-dogyoure-ahole.html

...Mrs. Beeze and our daughter were going to the Hannah Montana movie...There was no way I was putting up with that shit...http://thebeezewax.blogspot.com/2009/04/spongebob-vs-hannah-montana.html

So we're at this park...It was a nice...Very nice Neighborhood...But then I saw them...This couple...Two Dolts for the price of one...Both of them with that totally lost look in their eyes...Like walking and talking at the same time was a real bitch for them...I don't want to attack there kid...It's not his fault...This is just a public service message...If you know your spouse is one of those "in the way people"...and you think you may suffer from the same problem...Don't have kids...They're just starting out with two strikes against them...Much like the Cleveland Indians!

In closing, I'd like to say...Happy Anniversary to my Beautiful, Smart, Sexy, Amazing, Wife...8 Years ago...On Good Friday...April 13th...We were married in a Chapel at Niagra Falls....It was the smartest thing I ever did...And I am truly a lucky man...I don't know what she saw in me...And I don't know how she puts up with me...But thank God she does...I love you Mrs. Beeze!

Have a great week...

Later, The Beeze.