Lane Kiffin Rumors are Fantastic!

Lane Kiffin is well known for being an asshole...The guy has burned more bridges then me...But did he really go there?

Kiffin going to to Alabama to be Nick Saban's Offensive Coordinator, just made him more hate-able...It's not like many of us like Saban...And based off their personalities, you just know they weren't going to mesh well...And it may all be coming to a head now...

Twitter has exploded this afternoon with rumors that Kiffin is out or will be out shortly at Alabama...There was rumbling about a fight between Saban and Kiffin...Then the rumor of Kiffin banging a 'Bama booster's wife really got us excited...But then it got better...The rumor that has taken off and made us all a little horny is that Kiffin fucked the young lady above...Kristen Saban...Coach Nick Saban's married daughter!

Not so sweet Kristen faced assault charges back in 2010 after getting shit-faced and beating the hell out of a sorority sister named Sarah Grimes...So if she cheated on hubby with Daddy's OC, I wouldn't be shocked at all...Seriously, I just have grown to have little faith in most people having a sense of decency...Especially entitled gashes like her...

As some one who doesn't like Kiffin or Saban, or Alabama, I hope to some degree this is true...Kiffin fired and 'Bama in a cluster-fuck...That would be great...Banging your Bosses daughter...WOW! There is no stronger way to burn a fucking bridge...If you're going out, may as well go out in a blaze of glory!

Again, all of this is rumor...Rumors swirling around Twitter...Twitter has always been good for that...No news outlets are reporting anything substantial...But they often get a heads up these days from Twitter...Let alone always report on "what's trending"...Twitter while often gets things wrong, it often is in front of things, because everyone has access to it...So, where there is smoke, there is fire...Something is going on at Alabama...Something with Kiffin....

I would be willing to guess that Illinois who fired there head coach 8 days before the season started, had shown some interest in Kiffin for their head coaching position...Some one caught wind of Kiffin possibly leaving, and said something, and it all started expanding and spreading like herpes...Shit does tend to get blown out of proportion at times....

But honestly, I hope Kiffin fucked Saban's daughter!

We'll continue to follow this shit-storm!

Monday Moaning

       Now that's the way to celebrate a birthday!

Yes folks, today is the Beeze's birthday...And I can't imagine 4 people I'd rather have handling my cake then those 4!

As for sports...There is tons of stuff going on, and while I've paid attention to much of it, I'm sitting here thinking that writing this blog is the last thing I want to do...No, I won't write about the finale of Breaking Bad...I've never seen a single episode, and the constant tweets and facebook posts about it over the last 2 years make me hate it without ever viewing it...

Yes, the Indians are in the Wild Card...But I would feel like a douche if I was to jump on the bandwagon now...I turned my back on the Tribe last year, and I'll stand by my decision, no matter how foolish it may have been...(I hope they win, but I'm not going to turn into Johnny Super Cleveland Fan)....

The Browns won their second straight game Sunday...Last week the joke was, "wow, these guys don't even know how to tank a season!"  Now we're all scratching our heads wondering if these jokers actually know what they're doing?

My Seahawks squeaked out an OT win in Houston Sunday....

Then there was Saturday's Notre Dame/Oklahoma game...The Irish lost 35-21, and considering the old Tommy Rees showed p and threw 3 INT's, and was 9-24 for just over a hundred yards, Oklahoma should be worried that it was that close...Rees handed the Sooners a 14-0 lead just 4 minutes into the game...As I sat on my bar stool, I turned my attention to the Indians game, knowing for some god forsaken reason, Brian Kelly refuses to give Andrew Hendrix a real shot at QB...

It was even more frustrating to see that every time the Irish pulled within a TD, the defense immediately fell on their face and gave up another one to the Sooners...

In other sad news for the Irish, USC fired the world's most overrated coach, Lane Kiffin Sunday, just 6 hours after his Trojans got beat up by Arizona State....It's bad news for everyone on USC's schedule...You know, because Kiffin sucked...But USC fans and Alumni have to be thrilled...Kiffin does two things when he gets a job...1. He sucks....2. He leaves a path of destruction that takes teams some time to recover from...USC should bounce back faster then Tennessee and the Oakland Raiders...

A lot of the media were getting all moist about Florida State...Well slow down people...FSU just gave up 34 point to Boston College...Yeah, the Seminoles won, but giving up that many points to a team that only scored 24 against Villanova, 24 against Wake, and 7 against USC...Time to get the defense back to work...

Saturday morning Molly and I went out birthday shopping for Little Beeze...His birthday is also this week...After spending too much money on him, and scoring some fall wear for her on sale, we found ourselves a new park, with some excellent swings...

Sunday morning and afternoon the kids and I had a fun time at MAPLESIDE_FARMS....It's a great place to have fun and spend money in the Fall...

Lastly, I wanted to mention something that has gotten nearly no attention the last week...The U.S. won the "America's Cup"....Yeah, that yacht race, that involves yachts that are not like the ones we dream of owning...The Oracle Team (U.S.) made an amazing comeback to win...That may not have gotten enough attention, but what I'm talking about is the team...

I find it annoying when all the sudden Americans feel the need to pound their chest over an event they pay no attention to...And now they are all pumped about winning The America's Cup...Yay, we rule at boat racing!

NO WE DON'T...1 of the 11 members of the Oracle crew was American...This team was made up of mercenaries...These weren't guys doing for their country, feeling honored to race for this land...They did it for a paycheck...You know what? Maybe we should be proud and pound our chest...Is there anything more American then outsourcing!?!

Have a week....

The Beeze.

Monday Moaning

Now if you saw this at the Browns game, then you actually would have had a decent reason for all that wasted time and money...To steal from Ben Folds, Sunday the Browns opened their season at home against the Dolphins in "The Battle of who could care less." Although the Jets and Bucs seemed to have one of those going on too...

Living in Cleveland and being a sports fan sucks...You won't get the normal Cleveland whining from me though..."We're cursed"..."I'll never see a championship"..."Just one before I die"..."Art Modell and LeBron did this to us"..."Why did we trade ROCKY_COLAVITO?"...Fuck that...Grow up! 

The Browns suck because of years of bad management...The Expansion Browns were a rush job and everytime a new coach and/or GM come in, let alone owner, the process is started over again, because they all want to do it their way...Sundays in Cleveland were happier days when the Browns were gone...Clevelanders spent a lot less money on Sundays...Fans loyalty shifted solely to their fantasy players...Now you always have that one dope who;s gotta draft Browns...You go right ahead and draft Weeden and his 3 picks! Nothing like a second year QB who is a project, and he's about to turn 30...Just one of many problems that the Browns put on display Sunday...I will say the defense wasn't half bad...They shutdown the Dolphins ground game...Although that could be because the Dolphins don't have a ground game...

The Browns lost Sunday, and they looked bad doing it...I know Clevelanders hate this local boy for his negative views,  but since I gave up on being a loyal Cleveland sports fan, I've been a lot happier...Sunday I watched the whole Browns game...It was the first time I've watched a Browns game from start to finish in 2 years...I just wanted to see the direction this new coaching staff/GM/owner were going in...I wanted to see if there may be any progress...Looks like the same old shit...Maybe I'll see ya in another 2 years....Go Seahawks!

Sadly, Saturday evening sucked for us Notre Dame fans...The (#14) Irish fell to (#17) Michigan 41-30...So much for the Irish Defense being the unit to rely on...Not that the offense was stellar...One Irish TD came on a Stephon Tuitt interception in the end zone...

One point that needs to be made to coach Kelly and his offensive staff...Golson isn't there...Tommy Rees is your guy, but he can't throw on the run...So taking those fucking plays out of the game plan....Or play Hendrix who has a better arm, and can run, and can run and throw at the same time...Rees threw a INT late in the first half that was very costly...He was rolling left and attempted a throw he can't make...This is the shit that gets Rees in trouble...Coach, you want to stop screaming at the kid...Stop trying to get him to do shit he can't do...

I didn't expect the Irish to win this one...After week one, it seemed clear to me that Michigan was a better team...Then Kelly said stupid ass shit about how he didn't think Notre Dame vs. Michigan was that big of a rivalry...WTF! Where the fuck have you been...I've been to 4 ND/Michigan games...Shit is intense...By halftime I'm looking for a Michigan fan to skull fuck!  When he said that shit, I just knew it...Brady Hoke was gonna have his guys geared up...And look out Buckeyes...Hoke has got that program turned around...That Big-10 title isn't locked up yet...

There were other fans feeling low Saturday...(#15) Texas got fucking steam rolled by BYU, giving up 550 yards on the ground...The QB ran for 259...Hey Texas, the read option is here to stay...Time to get in some film study and tackling drills!

(#25) USC Trojans showed they don't deserve their ranking, losing at home to Washington State, 10-7...USC only scoring 7 points...Wow that is beautiful! The world's most overrated douchebag coach, Lane Kiffin looked clueless...As usual...He tried both his QB's because he just can't figure out which one sucks less...How many more chances is this dick-bag going to get...He fails and leaves programs in a mess, yet he keeps coming back...I hope USC keeps him for awhile so he can run that program into the ground for a long time...

(#12) Florida fell to Miami 21-16, turning the ball over 5 times...(#16) Oklahoma, like USC, grossly overrated, squeaked past West Virginia 16-7 in an ugly game...(#7) Texas A&M gave up 28 points and 240 rushing yards in their victory over Sam Houston State...Boy oh boy the rest of the SEC are going eat them up....

For the second game in a row, South Carolina star defensive end, Jadeveon Clowney didn't do much to live up to the Heisman hype that has been swirling around him...His (#6) Gamecocks fell to (#11) Georgia 41-30 in what was a must win for the Bulldogs after falling to Clemson last week...

In Beeze news, we're getting a puppy...The talk has gone on for awhile...I fought it for a few years...But the wife, and Molls broke me...We picked out a little fella when friend shad a litter recently...We've named him Finnegan...Finn for short...

 His got a little cleft lip, but it gives him some character...He's been healthy, and goes to the Vet this week for another check...And if the Vet gives the okay, we'll get him by the weekend...He's been the most active of the three puppies, and the first to eat solid food...He's little but tough...We went to see him Saturday...

Molls loves the him...Or as she put it..."Him my puppy, Finnegan loves me!"

Mrs. Beeze is all excited to buy stuff for the puppy...I swear to God she's more excited then the kids...That is until the first time he shits in her shoes...

That's it for now...

Have a week...

The Beeze.

Some Pent up $h!t

So all week I've been wanting to post something...Each evening went by, and I never got around to it...The kids have kept me busy...The wife is sick, which has the kids keeping me a little more busy...

After leaving work, picking up the kids, getting them a snack...I make a pot of coffee...The get on with the rest of my duties...I've been knocking back a pot of coffee everyday this week after 4:00 PM...Yet, by the time I get everyone to bed, I've just been wiped out...I'll watch some hockey and doze in the chair...I take a quick look on facebook, and twitter, and shut it down for the night...

Today I got home and said, "I'm posting a blog after dinner." Well, technically, it's still after dinner...I've spent about 2 hours just catching up on reading other blogs...And well, a number of things I was going to talk about have been touched on...Some even beaten to death...

But here I am...So I'm just going to rattle off some stuff, and get it out of my head...

Pete Carroll will be a flop in the NFL...Again! Way to run away from that little storm that's been brewing at USC Pete...

Lane Kiffin showed once again that he's a douche...After one year at Tennessee, he's running off to USC...I don't get why this guy seems to be in high demand...He just leaves a bucket of sh!t where ever he goes...And now the kids he recruited are screwed...Coaches can leave whenever they want, no matter how long their contract is for...But the players they recruit, get punished if they want to transfer somewhere else, (lose a year of eligibility) after this douche left them high and dry...That my friends is bull$h!t...

Then there's the whole Big Mac story...

So the other day I go to McDonald's before work...I order a Big Mac...They're like, "Sir, we're serving breakfast right now." And I say, "What? You don't have any Big Mac's lying around until after 10:30AM...This is McDonald's for God's sake!"

Oh, you thought I was going to talk about Mark McGwire...F**k that ass-hat!

So anyway, I say, "Listen thaw me out a Big Mac...Give me a chocolate shake...And ya know what, I'll have a couple of those hash browns!" I settled for a Bacon Egg and Cheese Biscuit...F**king McDonald's all uptight about not mixing lunch and breakfast...

Since we brought up McGwire...That whole thing was such a bunch of crap...Nobody was surprised...We all knew you did it...Stop the crying you f**king child...I hope this sudden bit of honesty keeps his juiced ass from ever getting into the Hall of Fame...As a matter of fact...Who the hell are these few writers who vote for him? What the hell is wrong with you!?!

Let's see here...Bert Blyleven and Ron Santo can't get in...But some f**k-tard is gonna vote for this cheating piece of sh!t...If any of these juicers get in, Pete Rose better get in with them...What a buch of crap...

What the hell else has me fired up tonight...I watched the New York Rangers lose to the Ottawa Senators, and some rookie goalie tonight...WTF! They lost 2-0...One goal was an empty netter...Hey guys, Lundqvist can only do so much...He stopped 32 shots...Ya think maybe you guys can score a couple goals here and there, just to make his life a little easier...Torts needs to light some people up!

The same goes for you fellas from Columbus...The 'Jackets lost to the Blackhawks 3-0...This lack of offense from the teams I follow is killing me!

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I think that'll do it for now...But I want to leave with something that cracked me up today...I was listening to the Opie & Anthony show, and at one point comedian Jim Norton was plugging his show at the Cleveland House of Blues in February...He said how he loved Cleveland...That "Cleveland had the best chicks." Opie asked what made them so special...Norton responded with, "They have the fattest, meatiest p*$$ies!" and that "they really know how to f**k."

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So true!

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Here's a taste of his twisted humor...It my be offensive to some viewers...

Later, The Beeze.