Taking on Hypocrisy and Stupidity

I think we all know, that I spend plenty of time on Facebook...And I think we all know that I like goofy nonsense that comes with it...And we all know, I have no problem with busting balls, and talking shit, and having fun...But there is something that I can't stand...Stupid f**king idiots who don't have a clue about what they are talking about...I like to call them, F**k-stains, because, that's what they should have been...(yes we also know I'm opinionated!)

Recently I saw a couple of friends had joined a page, or just liked it, I don't f**king know, called, "DEAR LORD, THIS YEAR YOU TOOK MY FAVORITE ACTOR, PATRICK SWAYZIE. YOU TOOK MY FAVORITE ACTRESS, FARAH FAWCETT. YOU TOOK MY FAVORITE SINGER, MICHAEL JACKSON. I JUST WANTED TO LET YOU KNOW, MY FAVORITE PRESIDENT IS BARACK OBAMA. AMEN"

Seriously! Here's the LINK

Now, I'm all for questioning government...And I'm all about free speech...That's why I don't like the page that wants to ban this stupid one...That's just as douchey! I have no problem if your political, and/or religious views are different from mine...I have no problem if you voice those views...I mean aren't those freedoms we love to hang our hat on!?!

Now this post isn't being written in defense of President Obama...It's being written in defense of intelligence...My problem with this page is that it shows how dumb and hypocritical people are...Now, I see the joke that they are going for, but it just isn't that good...Why Beeze? I'll tell ya!

In my 12 painful years of Catholic education, never did "Sister Mary Black Sabbath" teach us to pray for some one's death! Never! Nor does it say that it's a good idea in the "Bible." I know...I've read the book, just so I could throw it back in the faces of the Uber-Religious...

You see, many (not all) of these people who want the "Good Lord" to strike down our President consider themselves "Catholic" or Christian"...I find it so inspiring how intolerant, hateful, unkind, prejudice, and narrow minded, people are, who claim to follow a man/deity, who's whole mission was to teach, love, kindness, understanding, peace, and freewill...

I can just hear the voice of a dolt...'I love you Jesus! Could you take out the President for me?'

There are also people on this page whom were the first to call anyone who disagreed with any policy of President Bush's, Treasonous...So it's okay for you to speak out against President Obama...But not okay for anyone to have spoken out against President Bush...God bless America, and God bless double standards!

I'm not saying everyone on this page is a bad person...Like I said, some are friends of mine...If some people think it's just a funny joke...Fine...It's not really that good, but fine...

If some claim to be religious, I suggest you pick up the old "Good Book" and actually read it this time...

If some people just don't like President Obama's politics, that's fine...But just remember...If some one talked about wanting the guy you liked dead, you'd probably be going bat-shit crazy, wanting the Secret Service to investigate them...

I'm sure some people on there are just, stupid, angry f**kers who love to hate...Hey, something has to be on the bottom of the food chain!

In closing...Ron White said, "You can'tfix stupid." he may very well be right...But I'm gonna continue to try.

Before I leave, I need a laugh...And this always does it for me...The Litle Beeze loves this one too...

"Not Once, Not Never!"

Later, The Beeze.

Monday Moaning

So as I head into my weekend, I normally start plotting out this post in my mind...After Thursday and Friday night, I thought I would be leading off with the NFL Draft...I mean Christ, I spent hours watching the draft and tweeting, and following tweets, like crazy...Damn Patriots rule...They were tweeting everything before it was announced...

Then, after he blast I had Saturday night, with some old friends...I thought for sure, that was going to get top billing...But damn if the Mrs. can't find a way to trump everyone...So this week, as Raine Maida said, "The End is Where We Begin."

Sunday morning, I'm sleeping off a lot of Conway's Irish Ale on the couch...Both the kids were in my bed when I got home...So around 9:00Am Mrs. Beeze wakes me up by saying, "Do you remember when I got my last period?" ...And I'm suddenly sober!

I had just spent the previous evening telling a number of old friends, "We're done...Not having anymore...Little Beeze broke our spirit." ...Mouthwash...Cap...Keys...Wallet...Drug store! Time to buy some tests...'Cause you can't trust one...You need like, seven!

And well...The yes popped up...Which lead to familiar words that have been used in this situation before..."SHIT!" By the way...This lovely Monday is my wife's birthday...Happy Birthday honey! You're pregnant! We won't get into her age right now...We know how women can get about that...She was saying, "Oh my God" a lot...Kinda funny since she was saying that when we made this little bundle, there goes our savings! By the way honey, I don't think God heard us the last time...


Worst part of this is, we got rid of all the baby shit a couple years ago, when we decided not to have another...Yet we didn't decide to stop bumping uglies!

Creepy part about this...Last week little Beeze walked up to my wife...Hugged her, and said, "Mommy, you're pregnant." ...Can't wait for the movie about this little creep...Some cute kid playing the role of my evil spawn, and the big tag line is, 'I see fetuses.'

The kids are happy...They asked Santa for this...The way it looks, the next Beeze spawn will be landing right around Christmas...Nice! Add a little more stress to the season!

The wife is nervous...I'm okay...We never planned the first two...And everything turned out okay...

Saturday night was a blast...I saw some old friends...Most I haven't seen since high school (1994)...One, -A who I talk to very often...Only through our blogs and twitter and such...It was great to talk face to face...We were all, what Theater, and Band Geeks...But when you go to an all guys Catholic high school, a horny bastard like me is gonna join the extra curriculars that involve females...And many of us geeks got our junk touched before Johnny Football Star! Also, the lines in "American Pie" about "this one time at band camp...." yeah, that shit's true!

I realized something Saturday night with these old friends, while drinking too much, trying to do Yoga at 1:00 AM in a bar, telling a friend about brief interlude her sister and I had, sharing stories we hadn't mentioned in years...I had lost track of their lives...We all went different places, and our lives took some twists and turns...But when I was with these people, I was totally comfortable...Like nothing had changed...I could tell them anything, and I'd gladly do anything for each of them...If you have one person in life like that, I would say you're lucky...I'm lucky as hell, because I have a lot of people like that...Thanks for that guys...

Oh, and I've been told I will be taking -A's YogaClass ...Really, I have to, or the one we call Shorty will kill me!

So now, I'll move on to some draft notes...

1st, What the f**k were the Broncos thinking? Why trade up for Tebow...He would have been there for you...You burned 4 picks to move up for a guy that will be a project...After you traded the Browns for the project that is Brady Quinn...DOLTS!

Speaking of the Browns...Anyone who says they drafted well, is a stupid homer, that's in love Colt McCoy...Is he a good value in the 3rd round? Yes...He's also under 6-2 and lucky if he's 210 lbs...Not ideal NFL QB size...The Browns 1st pick, Joe Haden, I like...Good corner, and it fills a need...That's what this draft should have been about...Filling as many needs as possible...

Next pick...safety, T.J. Ward...5-10 and a career full of injuries...projected in the 4th round by many...WTF! Safety is a need...Earl Thomas or Taylor Mays sounded a little better to me Holmgren, you fat, walrus looking bastard!

Then the Browns really pissed me off...They traded two 5th round picks to move up again in the second round...Golden Tate was still on the board...WR is a need, since the Browns have nothing but 3rd, and 4th receivers on their squad...What did they do...They took Montario Hardesty, a running back from Tennessee, who is coming off of two surgeries...Another WTF! And damn did Pete Carroll have a shit eating grin on his face after that, when he snatched up Tate!

After that was McCoy...Shawn Lauvao (OL/Arizona State)...Larry Asante(S/Nebraska)...
Carlton Mitchell(WR/South Florida)...Clifton Geathers (DE/South Carolina)

To me it looks like another bad Browns draft...

The Patriots did their usual shuffle around, and loaded talent and depth...

My favorite pick...The Vikings taking RB Toby Gerhart...That's one hell of a hard-nosed backfield!

Last bit...As I said last week...The NHL playoffs have been great...Check it out...(Bettman, F**k You! Pay Me!)

So that's it...Hell of a way to start the week...

The Beginning.



Later, The Beeze.

Some People Need a Good Punch in the Face!

There is a trend that has been going on for some time now, that drives me nuts...What is it? The way we, as a society constantly coddle people...Not just any people...But some of the most annoying people out there...Who are these people?

The people who are victims...Self proclaimed victims most of the time...You know, the ones that never stop letting us know that they're victims...Always whining...Always depressed...Always needing attention...Always draining us...

And, it's gotten worse over time...Now we have TV shows for these people..."Intervention"... "Hoarders"..."Celebrity Rehab"...Yes, even celebrities need even more attention...But we all have people like this in our lives...They're nuts...And they make us nuts, and they don't see it...

Another problem that I think has made this worse...The way we treat kids today...It seems like everyone knows a kid that is diagnosed with being ADHD, ADD, Bi-Polar...F**k it, put them on drugs...

What, your 4 year old doesn't listen, and his hyper...Why bother working with him like a parent should? Take him to Doctor that is as lazy as you, and get some drugs for the little shit!

Did it ever occur to you that the kid is just 4 year old, acting like most 4 year olds do?

I'm not saying every diagnosis is bullshit...But I'd bet a large number are...One of my daughters friends was said to be Bi-Polar, and ADHD...Why, because she acted up...She didn't listen well...She was angry at times...Maybe it had something to do with Mom and Dad getting divorced when she was 6...Bouncing between two homes...And mom's steady flow of different boyfriends in and out of the house...Now she's taking multiple drugs, and is a glazed over most the time, and is looking like she'll be just another "In the Way Person."

I feel bad for kids like that...I feel bad that their parents first thought is, 'there's something wrong with our kid!' No f**k-tard, there's something wrong with you!

But it's the adults that are always crying for attention that really make me sick...The f**king, 'Whoa is me' people...The, 'I have problems' people...Grow up! Everyone has problems f**k stain!

The Godfather said it best...




What spurred this blog post on...Honestly, it's been on my mind for awhile...And I've known a few people in my life who act like this...I've always tried to be there, or be supportive, but that doesn't seem to actually do any good...That just gives people like this to keep acting like this...

Then a couple weeks ago, my daughter asked me about her friend, and why does she act the way she does now...I tried to explain it as gently as I could...And I did let her know, that there are some people who really do need help from doctors, and medicine...But I also told her I think people jump to that thought too soon...

Then this weekend I heard Jim Norton from the Opie and Anthony show going off on "The Mentally Ill" and I agreed with some of it...And his rage made me laugh like crazy...I'm including the second of three parts of the clip...They're each about 8 minutes long, but this one seems to have the most anger...




So please people...Do what the Godfather said, and don't be one of those people Jimmy was talking about...

Later, The Beeze.

Monday Moaning

My God I hate the Flyers! I hate Philly in general...Then of course there is the fact that I thought the Devils would end up in the Stanley Cup Finals...After losing to the Flyers Sunday night in OT, then the above gang bang took place, the Devils slipped behind 2-1 in the series...And these bastards from Philly have some serious momentum...Although sooner or later their shitty goaltending will show up again, and they'll get bounced...

If you aren't a Hockey fan, now is the time to check it out...The playoffs are exciting as hell, and you can expect the unexpected...(yeah, I just wrote that...Hey Bettman, give me a job in the PR department...Hell give me your job , you f**king hack!)

The other playoff series right now look like this...Phoenix leads Detroit 2-1...Pittsburgh Lead Ottawa 2-1...Screw the Pens! ...Nashville and Chicago are tied at one game each...As I write this San Jose and Colorado are also tied at 1-1, but are playing right now...Montreal and Washington are tied at 1 each, as are Boston and Buffalo...Those are looking like they may be a couple of tough series...And Vancouver and LA are tied at 1 game each...The fun has just started...So try and find Versus on you provider...(Bettman, F**k You! Pay Me!)

Moving on to a little Baseball...Yeah, I said Baseball...It's that fun time of year where the NHL playoffs are getting revved up, and Baseball as started their long ass marathon season...I get into Baseball early...But then lose interest when the NHL Finals near...By that time the Cleveland Indians are out it, and I'm saying Go Red Sox...Frighteningly, the Indians and their 6-6 record are doing better then the 4-8 Red Sox...

But the BIG Baseball news this week has got to be, Ubaldo Jimenez of the Colorado Rockies throwing the first no-hitter in franchise history...Jimenez threw 128 pitches in the feat against the Atlanta Braves, and is off to a great start...3-0 with a 1.29 ERA...

The Braves bounced back Sunday with a 4-3 victory over the Rockies, lead by rookie Jason Heyward...I don't normally get excited about the hyped up rookies...But this kid looks like the real deal...He's got great instincts...Tons of talent...And great patience at the plate for his age (20)...He's hitting .301 with 3 home runs and a .423 on-base percentage...Not a bad start.

Alright, enough of this sports stuff...I'm kinda of happy, yet a little sad to report, The Little Beeze was pretty damn well behaved again this week...He still has his moments where he puts up a fight about something stupid...But he's been really good...So Sunday I treated him to a bit of a reward...He loves going to the Cleveland Museum of Natural History...Dude loves the Dinosaur bones!

(Look at that b!tch wearing a Red Wings hoodie! I know the Cleve doesn't have a NHL team, but damn...Detroit!?!)

So after checking out The Dinos, and all the Planetarium, and all the other cool shit...It was gift shop time...He really loves that place too! He got a stuffed animal snake...A brother for the one he got last time...He also grabbed a pack of some toy animals...Then he though it would be a good idea to get something for his older sister...So he grabbed a set of 4 blank lizards that came with paint and brushes so, you can make then look really f**ked up...My daughter painted 1...The boy painted 3...And you'd think he was on acid when he did them...

Now, for those who may be wondering how my attempt at weight loss is going...It's going well...For those of you who don't know...The wife made a deal with me...If we drop 25 pounds, I get to pop her in the dirt star...

I'm leading the race...I'm down 15 pounds...And pushing her...We just brought the "AB Circle" into the mix, and she's diggin' that...

When I told her how much I had lost she said, "I like my fat hog." I replied, "You never have to worry about losing your fat hog!"

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Now as I wind this down...Here's a random hot ass shot...Just 'cause!

Before I go..Last week I talked a bit about my inner geek...I saw this via twitter last week, and loved it...So I had to share it...




Have a great week...

Later, The Beeze.

Some Stuff to B!tch About

So I haven't posted all week...I've wanted to but I've been in a bit of a funk...Nothing seemed to get me going...But I feel like I may be back in the groove today....So today's first topic...The Cleveland Browns....

(in case you can't see it...Under CLEVELAND BROWNS, it says...Raining shit since 1964)

It's funny 'cause it's true!

But seriously...The rumors started swirling this morning that the Browns were talking to the Rams about trading up into the #1 slot, so they could pick Sam Bradford...WHAT!?! Are you nuts!?!

First, the Browns have drafted QB's in the first round before...It always ends up bad...I know, those times it was under other GM's and Coaches...BTW, Quinn didn't get enough of a chance...But this team has too many holes to fill...They would have to give up multiple picks to make the move...I was happy the Browns had so may picks for this year...Like I said...Lots of holes on this Roster...

Second, They cut Derek Anderson so they wouldn't have to pay his sorry ass $7 million...Then they signed Jake Delhomme for the same amount...What? Now you're going to draft a "franchise QB and have to pay him a shit-ton of money...That's stupid...

Third, Bradford can suck my ass...He's overrated...He's fragile...He hasn't played in a real pro-style offense...Hell he barely played at all last year, because his sorry ass couldn't take a hit...If you play for the Browns, you gotta be able to take a hit...Just ask Ty Detmer, Tim Couch, Spergon Wynn, Doug Pederson, Kelly Holcomb, Luke McCown, Trent Dilfer, Charlie Frye, Jeff Garcia, Ken Dorsey, Derek Anderson, and Brady Quinn...Did I miss anyone from the last ten years of beatings?

If these ass-hats were smart...They would hope that Eric Berry is there at 7...Dude is a Ed Reed like safety...A defensive play-maker that this team needs...If they get lucky maybe Colt McCoy slips to them in the second round...If not, it's okay...They need lots of help...Corner...O-line...D-line...Linebacker...Runningback...Wide Receiver...Moving up and taking Bradford first overall would be another, in a long line of epic fails for the Browns...


Next topic...Ben Roethlisberger is an asshole...And I agree with Terry Bradshaw, and Sephen A. Smith, and many others...The league needs to hit him with a suspension...It would be for his own good...Maybe...But they also have to hold him and all players to the same "code of conduct." And if they don't, you can bet that Stephen A. Smith, Al Sharpton, and Pac-Man Jones, will be screaming racism from the top of their lungs...That's a PR nightmare the NFL does not want!

Next topic...Philly Cheese steak...I've got a few questions...Why is this Philly's thing? Why is this what they hang their collective hat on? Have you ever had a cheese steak in Philly? OVERRATED!

Do these dolts think they're the first people ever to put steak and cheese together? You aren't! Oh, and you're stupid Steak-umm with Cheez Whiz isn't that good...Know what a good Cheese steak is...Steak, with mushrooms, onions, peppers, provolone, mozzarella...So Philly, Go Screw! I'll show you how to make real sandwich!

Next up...TAXES...This will be the brief part where I get political...Hey "Tea-Baggers!" Wake up...Before you start talking all your shit, that Sarah Palin, and Glenn Beck tell you to say...Try reading some thing with actual facts...Maybe even a history book...

The federal taxes have not been raised on 95% of working class Americans...Which you all like to say you are...But do you really work? You're always at your gay little rallies...Oh, and stop telling us how great Ronald Reagan was, and how he didn't raise taxes...Really, I don't think he was awful...But guess what you dolts don't know...He lowered taxes his first year in office...He then raised them the next 7...F**king idiots...The largest tax increases in this country's history came under Presidents, Reagan, Bush, and Bush...F**king "Tea Party" is the blind leading the blind...There really is no hope for real 3rd party!

Now I'm gonna end with something that made me laugh yesterday...Ashley Dupre, former high-priced escort, who was one of Eliot Spitzer's favorite cum buckets was on the Opie & Anthony show...Promoting her layout in "Playboy" and trying to "further her career"...She is no longer a whore...Sorry, hooker...I mean escort...

Well after not wanting to really answer too many questions, and get into the dirt that made her famous, to the point where she was able to get into "Playboy" and get interviews like this...Opie let her have it...Opie likes to make thing uncomfortable...It was great...

That's all for now...

Later, the Beeze.

Monday Moaning

They say Every Picture tells a story...So this week I'm gonna use that as my theme...

What does that first picture say? A couple things...First, I needed another cup of coffee before I did this crap...You'll see why later...Second, I clearly have some geek in me, since I have a Boba Fett coffee cup...That's right, it's not all sex, sports, and ranting here...There is some geekiness too...Hell the Beeze family was playing Star Wars Monopoly tonight...

And before this goes any further...There will be no talk of Tiger Woods, or The Masters...I could give a shit...I'd rather be Watching the Paint Dry then watch golf...

(If you don't get that reference and the picture above, just move on)...

Sunday was a big day for a New York Rangers fan like myself...The Rangers took on the Philadelphia Flyers...The winner moved on into the last playoff spot...The loser, was just that...This game also had personal bragging rights on the line, as my father is a Flyers fan, and my Red White and Blue blood can't stand those bastards....

Once again Henrik Lunqvist did all he could for the Rangers...Stopping 46 of 47 shots on goal...But of course he's teammates played way to cautious with the lead, and went back to their old ways of not shooting the puck enough...It's sad when your looking for Jody Shelley and Brandon Prust to light the lamp instead of Marian Gaborik, and Olli Jokinen...

The game first went to OT...Then to a shootout...The Flyers up 2-1...Here comes, Overpaid, Overrated, if you trade for him, your team will go in the shitter, Olli Jokinen...And, NO GOAL!

Flyers win...Dad calls, busts my balls...Season over for the boys in blue...Go Bruins!

It was time to drown my sorrows... That's right...A six pack of Peroni and a Chicken Club Pizza from Dina's.... Don't worry, I finished it all...Extra 20 minutes added to the workout tomorrow...

I had Saturday off from The Fish House...So what did I do? Took the kids to the grocery store and prepared a dinner for the wife and a few of her friends...They were trying to have a special night without spending too much cash, so I offered to feed them...This also meant getting the kids to behave and leave their mother alone for the evening...The kids were great...Now I have to take them out, so they can pick a reward for themselves...Yes, I bribe them...

Here's what we made for the ladies...

Strawberry Gazpacho with sauteed shrimp...Those are pita chips on the side...The Mrs. likes to eat it like salsa...

Balsamic Roasted Pear over a Spinach and Goat Cheese Salad with a Honey Balsamic Vinaigrette...

My wife's favorite...Filet Mignon with mashed potatoes, green beans, and a red wine reduction...

After that, the ladies went out for more drinks...I was left to put the kids bed, which wasn't hard since it was well past their bedtime...Oh, and the Little Beeze had been up since 4:30 AM...Evil Bastard!

Then I got online and searched out new and exciting things to squeeze off a couple rounds to...

It's gonna be hard to follow that up...But I'd like to end with a good old fashioned punch in the face...

I've never been one to believe in Karma...But after I saw this video, I thought...There has to be something...Fate...Destiny...A little, what goes around, comes around...Something...Maybe even Karma...Because after seeing Matt 'Cheap Shot, Dirty, Scumbag, Douche' Cooke get knocked out by Evander Kane, something about the world just felt right...

Have a good week...

Later, The Beeze.

Where Are You Now Reverend Al

Yes, I'm talking about Reverend Al Sharpton...The man well know for being a "leader" of the African American Community, and getting in front of cameras and microphones and pointing his finger at everyone that he feels has treated the Black Community unfairly...In theory this sounds good...

I think back to when Don Imus made a stupid joke and called the Rutgers Women's Basketball team, "Nappy Headed Hoes." Reverend Al was all up his ass, and did everything in his power to get Imus fired...Sharpton is always willing to call out wrong doers...Well, not always!

This past Easter Sunday in what seems to have become a Easter tradition, Hundreds of gang members, (at least that what they have been called in the limited press coverage) mostly minorities, took to Time Square, threatening people, being "rowdy" and how can I forget, the shooting...4 people were shot and at least 33 were arrested after the evening's events, which the Mayor referred to as "Wilding."

I first heard about this on Tuesday's Opie & Anthony Show...So then I googled it, where I found this...http://www.amny.com/urbanite-1.812039/times-square-wilding-has-many-on-edge-1.1848965

It took a couple of days before I caught wind of this...But as long as we shoe another Tiger Woods press conference, right?

So I have a couple questions...I know there are some people from New York who stop by my little blog...I want to know what you think about this...Is it really a big deal...Or was it just some kids being dolts...Although I think it's hard to play that card when guns are fired...

Also New Yorkers...Are you concerned that that murders are up 22% and shootings are up 19%...I'm sure it doesn't help that the city, just like mine, has continued to make cutbacks in the police department...Real smart move there...A recession is the last time you should be cutting back on you police and fire...

My last question...Where the hell is Reverend Al? Why isn't he being a leader? Not just a African American leader...But a leader for the community...Why isn't he admonishing these people for their actions...Their actions towards random people in Time Square, and their actions towards each other...You see, the four people that were shot by those "wilding" were also four people who were also "wilding."

If it was Johnny Cracker and his Redneck buddies acting like assholes towards random people...Threatening them...Roughing them up...Shooting guns...Oh, you damn sure know Reverend Al Sharpton would be raising holy hell...Well It's time for "Leaders" to stop being hypocrites...If you call out one asshole...Call out all assholes!

I'm sure some one will say I'm a racist for this post...I'm not...I'm speaking honestly, and want others to do the same...I'm looking for other people's thoughts and opinions on this...I'm also bothered that this, like so many other important news stories gets passed by quickly, so we can see the real important stuff...Like who Tiger and Jesse James had a threesome with...

REACT TO ME!

Later, The Beeze.

Stupidity Has Reached a New Level in Congress

Hank Johnson who represents the 4th District of Georgia has set the bar high...No this isn't about Health care...Not about taxes...Not about the economy...It's about stationing Marines on Guam...And well, Mr. Johnson is worried that adding these extra people to the population of Guam could cause the island to, "Tip over and capsize."

I shit you not!



"Tip Over and Capsize" (1 min 20 sec) Unreal!

Islands tipping over...Capsizing...God Help Us! And God help the People of Georgia who elected this dolt!

Later, The Beeze.

Monday Moaning

Holy Shit Batman! Donovan McNabb is being traded to his division rival, the Washington Redskins! Traded for this year's second round pick, and a 3rd, or 4th rounder next year...Shocked I am...I thought he might get traded, but not to the Redskins...Or any team in his own division...

What isn't shocking?

The NFL keeping itself in the news as Major League Baseball opens it's season with ESPN's favorite two teams to show...Yankees at the Red Sox...Boom! Yankees take a lead in the 2nd as they start knocking around Beckett! Wait...What's that? McNabb traded to Redskins!

I'm not saying it's a conspiracy...I'm just saying, the NFL always finds ways to stay on the front page...

But hey, the Red Sox just came from behind, and now they got Neil Diamond's old ass out there singing "Sweet Caroline."

And since I mentioned the Baseball game...Let me say this...I can't stand Joe Morgan...The guy has a wealth of Baseball knowledge...But he's an ass...He often likes to point out that he thinks there are no better players then him and his boys from the "Big Red Machine." I'm not saying they weren't great players...But dude needs to check the ego a bit...But what pissed me off Sunday night was him swinging on A-Roid's nuts again...He was just going on, on about the guys numbers, and what a great player he is...How quickly we forget the douche bag was on steroids! A-Roid, and Morgan can both suckle me!

Since I'm talking about douche-bags in the sports world...Here's a video of Comedian Jim Norton and Opie from O & A (Opie is holding the camera) on the Brother Wease Show in Rochester, talking about shitty athletes, and why people can get turned off by them...



Speaking of sports, and being turned on/off...The non-stop Tiger Woods at The Masters talk has started...I'm already over it...I hope some crazy waitress he threw it in charges him on the first tee, and bites his dick off....

Here's a Bill Burr's different take on Tiger Woods Banging everything that he saw...

Next, we have some sad news...Not just for Notre Dame fans like me...It's just sad...Incoming Freshman Matt James fell to his death while on vacation in Florida...He was 17 years old...James was one of Coach Brian Kelly's top recruits and was in the 'national top 100." James played his high school football at Cincinnati St. Xavier High School...The St. X, and Notre Dame communities heart broken over this loss...Not the loss of a football player, but the loss of a young life...

How do I follow that...Well hopefully this will give you the chuckle it gave me...I just recently found out that Jesus has a twitter account...And if you check out he last few days...He's a funny dude...http://twitter.com/jesus

I hope everyone had a Happy Easter...The Easter Bunny was ready to leave nothing but a lump of shit in the little Beeze's basket after a stunt he pulled Saturday...

My wife had ordered some chocolate covered pretzels from a co-worker...When I say some, I mean a shit-ton...I was in the kitchen Saturday evening, doing my duties...The wife came in for a few pretzels...Where are they?" she asks..."What?"..."The Pretzels" she says...I responded, "Ask the boy." She then realized she saw him carrying this large container of them...She asked where he put them...In his typical fashion he said, "I don't know." after some searching and more asking, which let to him saying, "I don't remember" I saw this little door slightly open...The door is to a crawl space that goes to the plumbing in the kitchen...He has been told countless time to not open, and especially don't go in there...So I look in...There are the pretzels...Dumped out in the crawl space...Cobwebs and dust and dirt and who knows what all over...What a dick!

We all know, I'm not a basketball fan...But I'm sure Monday night I'll find myself watching the National Championship game...Why? Well, I think it would just be great to see Butler beat Duke...Who's with me? F**k Duke, Go Butler!

Last thing...It looks like the Beeze will be winning the YouGab Fantasy Hockey League...After playing slightly above average...Then squeaking into the playoffs, the Killer Beeze got hot and rolled threw the playoffs...How about that for a happy ending to the weekend!?!

Have a great week...

Later, The Beeze.

Happy Easter!

You may not be religious...You may not celebrate Easter...You may not want to deal with all the crap that comes with playing The Easter Bunny...But there is nothing that sums up the true meaning of Easter, better then this video...




Haha!

Happy Easter!

Later, The Beeze.