I've been on a bit of a vacation hangover...I'll get back to sharing details of the trip to Boston tomorrow...
But for tonight I'll post this nonsense...
You've been tagged; you are supposed to write a note with the ABC's of YOU. At the end, choose 26 people to be tagged. You have to tag me so really you just need 25 more people. If I tagged you, it's because I want to know more about you - but not in a creepy stalker kind of way....
A - Age: 33 FOR NOW
B - Bed size: KING
C - Chore you hate: ANY AND ALL YARD WORK
D - Dog's name: NO DOG
E - Essential start your day item: EMPTY BLADDER, DRINK COFFEE, DROP A DEUCE...AND IT JUST GETS WORSE FROM THERE.
F - Favorite color(s): BLUE
G - Gold or Silver: SILVER
H - Height: 5'7"....5'9" WITH MY SKATES ON
I - Instruments you play: GUITAR
J - Job title: "I'm a thief, a liar, an angel in the fire...I'm a king, a drug, the push that comes to shove...I'm a freak, a star, I'm everything you are...I'm your Jesus, I'm your pride" Or Cook!
K - Kids- GIRL(7) BOY(4)
L - Living arrangements- WIFE, TWO KIDS, AND ME.
M - Mom's name: MOM (if we called her anything else my dad would beat our ass)
N - Nicknames: THE BEEZE...SOMETIMES HONEY...SOMETIMES ASSHOLE
O - Overnight hospital stay other than your birth: BIRTH OF MY KIDS
P - Pet Peeve: WINDOWS OPEN WHEN THE AC IS ON....PEOPLE WHO WON'T SHUT UP...(POT MEET KETTLE)
Q - Quote from a movie: FROM WAITING...(IT'S A LITTLE LONG...TOO BAD)
Monty: [Standing in bathroom stall with his bare torso exposed] I know what you're thinking now. You think we're all gay, don't you? Think we're all just a bunch of deviant lifestyle-living same-sex having motherfuckers, am I right?
Mitch: Yeah.
Monty: Well, listen. You can put that faggoty baby to bed right now. None of the guys that work here are gay.
[gets dressed]
Monty: I mean, I'll stick my finger up my ass every now and again when I'm feeling squirrely, but that's about the extent of it.
Dean: [meeting new trainee Mitch] Listen, man. You got nothing to worry about.
[pats Mitch on shoulder]
Dean: It's just a game.
Monty: Exactly.
Dean: And besides, you know, if heterosexual men can't show their cocks to each other, then what the hell are we doing here?
Monty: Amen, brother.
Dean: [tweaking Mitch's nipple] You're adorable.
R -right or left handed: RIGHT
S - Siblings: KEVIN (OLDER) PAT (OLDER)
T - Time you wake up: WHENEVER THE KIDS ATTACK ME...6:30-7:00 AM
U - Underwear: BOXER-BRIEFS
V - Vegetable you dislike: CALIFLOWER
W - Workout style: DOES SEX COUNT?
X - X-rays you've had: LEFT HAND, RIGHT HAND, MIDDLE FINGER ON LEFT HAND, RIGHT SHOULDER, LEFT SHOULDER, RIGHT ANKLE, RIGHT FOOT,HEAD, FACE, CHEST.
Y - Yesterday's best moment: UNLOADING ALL OVER FLOOR NEXT TO MY PC!
Z - Zoo favorite: I HATE THE ZOO!
Later, The Beeze.
You've been tagged; you are supposed to write a note with the ABC's of YOU. At the end, choose 26 people to be tagged. You have to tag me so really you just need 25 more people. If I tagged you, it's because I want to know more about you - but not in a creepy stalker kind of way....
A - Age: 33 FOR NOW
B - Bed size: KING
C - Chore you hate: ANY AND ALL YARD WORK
D - Dog's name: NO DOG
E - Essential start your day item: EMPTY BLADDER, DRINK COFFEE, DROP A DEUCE...AND IT JUST GETS WORSE FROM THERE.
F - Favorite color(s): BLUE
G - Gold or Silver: SILVER
H - Height: 5'7"....5'9" WITH MY SKATES ON
I - Instruments you play: GUITAR
J - Job title: "I'm a thief, a liar, an angel in the fire...I'm a king, a drug, the push that comes to shove...I'm a freak, a star, I'm everything you are...I'm your Jesus, I'm your pride" Or Cook!
K - Kids- GIRL(7) BOY(4)
L - Living arrangements- WIFE, TWO KIDS, AND ME.
M - Mom's name: MOM (if we called her anything else my dad would beat our ass)
N - Nicknames: THE BEEZE...SOMETIMES HONEY...SOMETIMES ASSHOLE
O - Overnight hospital stay other than your birth: BIRTH OF MY KIDS
P - Pet Peeve: WINDOWS OPEN WHEN THE AC IS ON....PEOPLE WHO WON'T SHUT UP...(POT MEET KETTLE)
Q - Quote from a movie: FROM WAITING...(IT'S A LITTLE LONG...TOO BAD)
Monty: [Standing in bathroom stall with his bare torso exposed] I know what you're thinking now. You think we're all gay, don't you? Think we're all just a bunch of deviant lifestyle-living same-sex having motherfuckers, am I right?
Mitch: Yeah.
Monty: Well, listen. You can put that faggoty baby to bed right now. None of the guys that work here are gay.
[gets dressed]
Monty: I mean, I'll stick my finger up my ass every now and again when I'm feeling squirrely, but that's about the extent of it.
Dean: [meeting new trainee Mitch] Listen, man. You got nothing to worry about.
[pats Mitch on shoulder]
Dean: It's just a game.
Monty: Exactly.
Dean: And besides, you know, if heterosexual men can't show their cocks to each other, then what the hell are we doing here?
Monty: Amen, brother.
Dean: [tweaking Mitch's nipple] You're adorable.
R -right or left handed: RIGHT
S - Siblings: KEVIN (OLDER) PAT (OLDER)
T - Time you wake up: WHENEVER THE KIDS ATTACK ME...6:30-7:00 AM
U - Underwear: BOXER-BRIEFS
V - Vegetable you dislike: CALIFLOWER
W - Workout style: DOES SEX COUNT?
X - X-rays you've had: LEFT HAND, RIGHT HAND, MIDDLE FINGER ON LEFT HAND, RIGHT SHOULDER, LEFT SHOULDER, RIGHT ANKLE, RIGHT FOOT,HEAD, FACE, CHEST.
Y - Yesterday's best moment: UNLOADING ALL OVER FLOOR NEXT TO MY PC!
Z - Zoo favorite: I HATE THE ZOO!
Later, The Beeze.
2 comments:
hope you pigged out at Quincy Market
that place is awesome
Indeed we did!
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